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Jagermeister:
THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN!
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This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. �

(To women) Just enjoy the story. �

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.

Culled from Whatsapp.

Absolutely beautiful. Ride on bro

Booked space

Bisjosh:
Thank God i was able to secure a better accomodation last week.

Im soo happy

looking for one too.

lovelygurl:
Who told you they were searching

Wake up, this is 2017, some people, male or female simply do not wish to be married

is not about wake up this is 2017.it doesnt happen as you portray it else you jump from frying pan into the fire.As a lady just mention that you a divorcée to any potential suitors watch them avoid you like plague.in addition,the devil you know is worth more than the angel you dont know so loosing him and thinking you just grab another guy in seconds is easier said than done.

lovelygurl:
For what and why? His "rules and conditions" lmaooooo!!! He's acting as if he can just choose any lady. Ladies will also have to decide if he's even worth it. He's just one of the millions of men in this world, replaceable in a second. If the idiot thinks he has sth. to say, "rules and conditions" to make simply because he has a "d" dangling down his legs , then he might as well realise he's not getting married at all.

Talk is cheap.lol,@ replaceable in a second as if is that easy.Go ask those who divorced or broke up with their male partners whether it is easy to find another guy in seconds.IMO,I think the guy should soft peddle cos no one is complete including him.

JaneMafrodite:
MAY GOD PUNISH PETER OBI AND GOV. WILLY OBIANU.

This Agege woman why?using hostile words won't still change the game.

lovelygurl:
Op, is acting as if we care

Who are you?

He is a man and has stated his rules or conditions.

manitobor:
Perhaps it's time to beam your search on Nigeria-based guys as none of the ones in America is interested in you.

seconded

careytommy7:
This thread has been dry o. Is it that there are no more graduate jobs in Port Harcourt again?

you can wet the thread by sourcing for jobs then come and upload for others to see.

manikspears:
How? I no understand your explanation

no vex bro.the typo error of my statement is enough to confuse you.

degamemaster:
Igbo always producing the most beautiful girls in Nigeria and on planet earth. Na waoh, this people na brains and beauties.
IGBO AMAKA!

Igbo kwenu!!! Ndi igbo bu so mma.Anyi adighi ekpe azu na ife ana eme,Nwanne.

manikspears:
Good but how will she maintain the car?

let how she gonna maintain the car not bother you.she will definitely get use to it.

chuksmoney:
Ugochi! Beware of a man named Flavour nabania!

sorry bro.

MaritzaNL:
To me they are, am talking about the slim tall ones...

I just like tall people in general.

3 gbosa for ya bae.We rock.am 5' 8 tall pure chocolate skin.Meanwhile, in another news which south east state is she from?she is exactly my spec.

I will give my own tips when I am back.brb is my code.

Ezionye:
Lol

Dat list is quite long and is either way

No one would like to be with any1 with those attributes

.thanks

Marital bliss I wish and pray for both of you.

Observing

Died of iberiberizim

Henitan24:
I don't mind but will suggest you checking my signature because I dont reply pm. Cheers

got it.no qualms.

Henitan24:
This is awesome
In fact am speechless

hi,you resemble some one I know but can't recall anymore.

JamesReacher:
There you go dear! very good. Have a good married life

hi,sorry bro.I mistakenly quote you so I modified the qoute. Cheers

Instead of servicing the AC you were sent to do @ the workshop.you sneaked in and what?

Children everywhere

pmc01:
E go soon clear for him eyes

what's your own problem?

A whole lot to learn here.

jrerico1:
Nigerian girls and their useless mentality, I just hate this country for plenty reason

hey, calm down bro.you sound like someone whose blood is hot. Dating a naija chick is whole lot of task.So rebrand yourself to accommodate their poo.

godofuck231:
She's either jobless or a nag

one gbosa!!! for you.simple & short.After all,is it by force to call?who call help?

GrandFinale2017:
I can neva use my hard earned money to load card and talk to any useless naija girl. Tufiakwa

Bro take it easy.mellow down okay.I have seen few of your mentions above.You talk as if you have been dealt with by naija babes.Chill is gonna be fine.

[quote author=Ifakiland post =61329357]All this chew gum gals wey u go spend on them finish them go go marry anoda guy, them go come open mouth say "how much did u spend on me sef?" Na Thunder go fire una...come and collect money from my account na....[/quote]Bros ya bad mouth no be here.Na true sha

Spending whatever you have on a girlfriend isn't the problem.Appreciating whatever you spend at any given time as little as it is,is the problem.