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CelebritiesHow Femi Fani-kayode Slept With His Mother – Ex Wife by Hasselbaink(op): 6:44pm On Aug 18, 2015
The ex wife of Fani Fani-kayode, Yemisi Wada opens can of worms on the dirty past of the former aviation minister. She alleged in her lengthy but intresting piece that Femi’s Dad once caught him grinding his mom on bed and placed curse on him.

http://www.vibenigeria.com/how-femi-fani-kayode-slept-with-his-mother-ex-wife/

CelebritiesSee What A Yoruba Movie Director Did To Someone’s Traditional Wedding Photo by Hasselbaink(op): 7:28am On Aug 14, 2015
See what a Yoruba movie director did to someone’s traditional wedding photo



The Photographer who took the original picture shared the hilarious alteration of his picture versus the original picture. Quite amusing. See what he wrote below….



http://www.iphoneogram.com/p/1050856640571125594_33041674/

Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This Possible? See Photo Of A Man Lifting 7 Bags Of Cement by Hasselbaink: 4:19pm On Jun 05, 2015
Gwan2:
Typical PHOTOSHOP.....Does his hands looks like someone carrying loads as heavy as the pics shown?
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The only place i see the effect of the load is his face..carrying a load as heavy as this will make even the muscles in ur blokos visibly (Expand)
GBAM !
TV/MoviesRe: WRESTLING FANS: Discussion Room. by Hasselbaink: 6:52pm On May 30, 2015
[quote author=CaptPlanet post=34240396]Looking forward to Elimination chamber this sunday.....[/quote

A few hours away
PoliticsMy Defeat Is An Act Of God - President Goodluck Jonathan by Hasselbaink(op): 9:15am On May 29, 2015
Outgoing President Goodluck Jonathan has described his defeat at the 2015 general election as an act of God. Jonathan also said he has accepted his defeat in the election in good faith.

Speaking at a reception held in his honour by the Chairman of DAAR Communications Plc, Chief Raymond Dokpesi, in Abuja, the outgoing President explained that people might adduce different reasons for the loss,however he maintained that he was more inclined to take the electoral loss as an act of God.

GEJ said:
 “By this time, people are supposed to be running away from someone who has lost an election, but I am being celebrated by Daar Communications PLc.
For me, I have accepted in good faith whatever happened in the election. Even though some have argued that those I entrusted with my campaign disappointed me, I have no regrets for losing because in any political processes, there are all kinds of stories and conspiracies.
We are a very religious society; whether Christians or Muslims or some other religions, I believe it is the will of God that the election went the way it did. I have always maintained that for the ordinary Nigerian, what is important is the style of governance, not who is even the president.
Anybody can be the President any day but if the country is peaceful, and economic activities are going on smoothly, our children are going to school, hospitals are okay and people can eat what they want to eat then, of course, people will be happy.
I believe the incoming administration will toe that line and Nigerians will begin to see that there is no difference between political parties because even as we see there is no difference between the PDP and the APC.
If you look at the number of people that moved from PDP to APC, then you will really see that both parties are almost the same.”

He said what should be paramount to Nigerians is what the government in power is bringing to bear, adding that he has always maintained that politicians must learn to put the people first.

He noted that if the aspiration of politicians was truly to serve the interest of the people, then their actions and utterances would not be tailored towards hurting the same people they claim to want to serve.

Jonathan said:
‘‘For me, my ambition is to see what contributions I can make for the ordinary people and that is why their lives are special to me. And I wouldn’t do anything that would create crisis, to kill innocent people. People should not be surprised for the decision I took. I wouldn’t want to be a party that will diminish this country.
There is a combination of bad and good in my administration just like in any other administration, but what should be uppermost in the mind of the leader is to make sure that the bad is not more than the good.
To those who lost their elections at various levels, Jonathan said they should always remember that you might win tomorrow but that those who were killed in the process of electioneering can never witness another election.

Jonathan revealed his humorous side when he announced to the audience that his wife, Patience, could not attend the event because she was busy packing their personal effects out of the Presidential Villa.
“It is not easy to pack, you know.” he said.
PetsRe: The Smart And Trained Snake We Killed by Hasselbaink: 10:22am On May 28, 2015
Is that your "FRIEND" ? lipsrsealed
NYSCRe: Photo: Naija's Oldest Corp Member-2015 by Hasselbaink: 8:08am On May 27, 2015
Helkayklassic:
Are my eyes deceiving me? This corper looks like Kashamu...Corper kashamu.
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TravelRe: Photo: Accident At Ikeja This Morning by Hasselbaink: 12:26pm On May 25, 2015
rightthing276:
So no recharge card died, only fliers. Stingy MTN
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PoliticsRe: David Mark Allegedly Gave GEJ A $200k Solid Gold Customized Watch (see Photo) by Hasselbaink: 4:19pm On May 22, 2015
Sunbellar:
Only if it tells the time for rapture!
cheesy
PhonesRe: Val Peterson Scoops 15million Naira In The MTN BEST 11 PROMO by Hasselbaink: 4:04pm On May 22, 2015
helphelp:
Arrangee
GBAM ! grin
EducationRe: FG Upgrades Four Colleges Of Education To Varsities by Hasselbaink: 6:41pm On May 20, 2015
CelebritiesBob Marley Lives On (6th February 1945 - 11th May 1981 ) by Hasselbaink(op): 12:50pm On May 11, 2015
She love to party, have a good time
She looks so hearty, feeling fine
She loves to smoke, sometime shifting coke
She'll be laughing when there ain't no joke

A pimper's paradise, that's all she was now
A pimper's paradise, that's all she was
A pimper's paradise, that's all she was
Every need got an ego to feed
Every need got an ego to feed

She loves to model, up in the latest fashion
She's in the scramble and she moves with passion
She's getting high, trying to fly the sky
Now she is bluesing when there ain't no blues

A pimper's paradise, that's all she was now
A pimper's paradise, that's all she was
A pimper's paradise, that's all she was
Every need got an ego to feed
Every need got an ego to feed

A pimper's paradise, that's all she was now
A pimper's paradise, that's all she was
A pimper's paradise, I'm sorry for the victim now
A pimper's paradise, soon their heads, soon their
Soon their very heads will bow
Pimper's paradise, don't lose track
Don't lose track of yourself, oh no!
Pimper's paradise, don't be just a stock, a stock on the shelf
Stock on the shelf, Pimper's paradise, that's all she was - Robert Nesta Marley

CelebritiesRe: 10 Things You Need To Know About Bob Marley by Hasselbaink: 12:40pm On May 11, 2015
Whoa-A Natty Congo
A Dreadlock Congo
Whoa-A Natty Congo
A Blackman Redemption

Woe-yo yee, ye, a Blackman Redemption woe, yoe
No need, no need to get jumpy
No need, and a no need to get bumpy
And a no need, and a no need to get bumpy
No need, need, need to get jumpy

Youth and youth agree to, cool runnings
Can you dig it, cool runnings yeah, one more time
A beg ya, cool running, can you stop it
Cool runnings, spread out, speard out, spread out
Spread out, look out

Tell you about the Blackman Redemption
Can you dig it, oh yeah
A Blackman Redemption, can you stop it
Oh! no, Oh! no, Oh! no

Coming from the root of King David
Through the line of Solomon
His Imperial Majesty is the Power of Authorithy
Spread out, spread out, spread out, spread out
Spread out, spread out

No need, no need, no need to get jumpy
And a no need, and a no need to walk away

Let me tell bout ya
Cool runnings, can you dig it, cool runnings
It's one more time we want it
Cool runnings, cool runnings, spread out
Spread out, spread out, spread out, spread out

It's just a Blackman Redemption
Can you dig it, woe-yoe
Blackman Redemption, can you stop it, Oh! no Oh! no

Music/RadioBob Marley 6 February 1945 – 11 May 1981 by Hasselbaink(op): 12:34pm On May 11, 2015
Whoa-A Natty Congo
A Dreadlock Congo
Whoa-A Natty Congo
A Blackman Redemption

Woe-yo yee, ye, a Blackman Redemption woe, yoe
No need, no need to get jumpy
No need, and a no need to get bumpy
And a no need, and a no need to get bumpy
No need, need, need to get jumpy

Youth and youth agree to, cool runnings
Can you dig it, cool runnings yeah, one more time
A beg ya, cool running, can you stop it
Cool runnings, spread out, speard out, spread out
Spread out, look out

Tell you about the Blackman Redemption
Can you dig it, oh yeah
A Blackman Redemption, can you stop it
Oh! no, Oh! no, Oh! no

Coming from the root of King David
Through the line of Solomon
His Imperial Majesty is the Power of Authorithy
Spread out, spread out, spread out, spread out
Spread out, spread out

No need, no need, no need to get jumpy
And a no need, and a no need to walk away

Let me tell bout ya
Cool runnings, can you dig it, cool runnings
It's one more time we want it
Cool runnings, cool runnings, spread out
Spread out, spread out, spread out, spread out

It's just a Blackman Redemption
Can you dig it, woe-yoe
Blackman Redemption, can you stop it, Oh! no Oh! no

CelebritiesRe: Muna Obiekwe's Candle Light Procession In Lagos (Photos) by Hasselbaink: 8:12am On Feb 02, 2015
Abbey2sam:
[size=48pt]gone to soon ?[/size]


R.I.P muna
And none of them sees it.

SportsRe: Ghana Vs Guinea: AFCON 2015 (3 - 0) On 31st January 2015 by Hasselbaink: 7:09pm On Feb 01, 2015
Tonylyte:
Waiting to see ghana defeated in the semis. Am done now. Till then.
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CrimeRe: Woman Beats and Bathes Maid With Hot Water by Hasselbaink: 7:03pm On Feb 01, 2015
CrimeRe: Woman Beats and Bathes Maid With Hot Water by Hasselbaink: 6:54pm On Feb 01, 2015
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PoliticsRe: North Should Start Grooming Jonathan’s Successor In 2019 – Ahmadu Ali by Hasselbaink: 6:49pm On Feb 01, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Bisi Alimi, HIV+ Gay Activist & 'Husband' Adopt Baby Boy by Hasselbaink: 5:48pm On Feb 01, 2015
Ilekeh:
Love it. They look so beautiful. Mwahhhhhhh.

Please adopt a naija baby too. cheesy

CrimeRe: Assassins Murder Popular Pharmacist In Benue State (Graphic Photo) by Hasselbaink: 11:37am On Jan 23, 2015
cry cry cry cry cry

PoliticsRe: Many Feared Dead In A Fresh Bomb Blast At Kano Central Mosque by Hasselbaink: 4:05pm On Nov 28, 2014
lipsrsealed
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Hasselbaink: 5:21pm On Oct 17, 2014
archer1981:
pls is there any frequency and symbol rate that can open additional 100 cannels on qsat or multy tv which is free and we can rely on when qsat or cccam goes off. a friend of my said he had it but he is not ready to share it. so pls if it there kindly let it benefit me. thanks[color=#990000][/color]
angry
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Hasselbaink: 7:46am On Oct 16, 2014
drandonzero:
01 01 01 03 01 01 AA AC
Thanks . I have not tested it though 'cause no Light in my area since yesterday. I will post the frequency and symbol rate immediately light is being restored.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sudan: Afcon Qualifiers (3 - 1) On 15th October 2014 by Hasselbaink: 6:01pm On Oct 15, 2014
Alfredbabs:
Super eagles only win matches when cash reward is involue
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Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Hasselbaink: 5:54pm On Oct 15, 2014
Does anybody know the biss key for 'ONE AFRICA TV' @ 68.5 E
TravelRe: Amazing Pics: The Best 1st Class Airline Seats In The World Revealed by Hasselbaink: 1:11pm On Sep 18, 2014
gift01: Still hustling Molue in Oshodi....will get there someday
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Christianity EtcRe: Why We Pulled Out Of CAN — Catholic Bishops (Published 2012) by Hasselbaink: 9:27am On Sep 18, 2014
asamaigho: even d mary woshipper still d clain to ne christians......raaabbish
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PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Alpha Jet Used Yesterday Against Boko Haram Is Missing by Hasselbaink: 5:35pm On Sep 14, 2014
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Nairaland GeneralObasanjo's Son Shot By Boko Haram by Hasselbaink(op): 8:25am On Sep 09, 2014
A son of former President Olusegun Obasanjo was on Monday shot during a battle between the militant Islamic sect, Boko Haram and troops near Michika in Adamawa State.

It was gathered that Lt.-Col Adeboye Obasanjo led a platoon of the army that took on the insurgents at Baza near Michika.

A highly reliable security source said that Adeboye was injured in the leg by the insurgents during the encounter. He is an army engineer at the 3rd Division in Jos, Plateau State.

The source said that the former President’s son was being treated at a military facility which identity was not revealed for security reasons.

“He was shot by Boko Haram in the battle to reclaim Michika from the insurgents. But there is no cause for alarm as he is responding to treatment,” he added.

A top military source confirmed the shooting of Adeboye.

A family friend of Obasanjo, Mallam Mohammed Kebbi, told BBC Hausa Service that “Col. Adeboye, son of Obasanjo, was shot by the insurgents in Bazza on their (platoon) way to Michika.”

Adeboye married Daisy Nyada in February 2008 at the Hilltop mansion residence of his father in Abeokuta, Ogun State.

During the Nigerian Civil War, Adeboye’s father commanded the Army’s 3 Marine Commando Division that took Owerri, effectively bringing an end to the civil war.

Meanwhile, soldiers launched an offensive on Sunday night against Boko Haram insurgents in their bid to recapture Michika in Adamawa State.

Security sources told our correspondents that the battle, which continued on Monday forced more residents of the town to flee to Yola.

The insurgents, who overran Michika and Uba on Sunday, had on Saturday taken over Gulak, Bama and Gwoza in Borno State.

It was learnt that more troops and tanks were deployed from the military formation in Yola to complement the effort of those engaged in the battle to recapture Michika.

One of the sources said that another set of troops deployed from military formations within Adamawa State and other parts of the North-East, successfully took over Gulak from the insurgents.

Investigations revealed that Mararaba and Uba were also recaptured.

The source said that some soldiers from Borno State were involved in the battle for the liberation of Uba, a border town between Adamawa and Borno states.

He said that the insurgents fled Uba because the soldiers attacked from the Adamawa and Borno sides of the border community.

The source added that fighter jets and helicopters featured prominently in the encounters between the military and the insurgents.

The Fighter jets, according to him, bombed the hideouts of the insurgents while foot soldiers attacked their locations near the Michika LGA secretariat.

He said that the troops from Borno and Adamawa states blocked many of the routes used by the insurgents to enter into Cameroon.

The source added, “I can confirm to you that troops are taking on the insurgents. They have not yet retaken Michika, but a serious operation is going on there.

“They have taken Uba and Gulak. Soldiers from Borno and Adamawa states were involved in the operation in Uba. You know that it is a border community between the two states.

“As we are talking now, the soldiers are taking on the insurgents in Mararaba which is between Michika and Mubi. The soldiers have also blocked most of their routes to Cameroon while the Air Force is carrying out aerial bombardment.”

The PUNCH learnt that the rush by residents to leave the affected communities resulted in a sharp increase in transport fares.

For instance, those fleeing Mubi to Yola paid as much as N3, 500 for a journey of N1000.

Investigations also revealed that ground operation for the liberation of Bama had not been launched even though the Air Force had continued aerial attacks on the area.

The Director of Defence Information, Maj. Gen. Chris Olukolade, could not be reached for comment on the confrontation between the troops and the insurgents in Adamawa State as the calls to his mobile telephone line did not connect.

Boko Haram’s caliphate, a declaration of war –NLC

Meanwhile, the President of the Nigeria Labour Congress, Mr. Abdulwahed Omar, has said that the recent declaration of an Islamic Caliphate by Boko Haram must not be allowed.

Omar said in an electronic mail on Monday that the increasing spate of attacks by the insurgents amounted to an unacceptable declaration of a republic within a republic.

He warned that ceding any part of the country to the insurgents was inimical to the well-being of the nation and the growth of democratic governance.

He said that the NLC was concerned about the speed with which the insurgents had been taking over communities in the country in spite of the heavy security presence in the areas.

Omar said, “The NLC is worried about the recent incursion into some towns and villages, especially in Borno, Adamawa and Yobe states by Boko Haram.

“These violent attacks and reported seizures and declaration of an Islamic republic remain unacceptable and must never be allowed, as a republic cannot exist within a republic.

“While we appreciate the commitment of Nigeria’s security agencies, particularly the Armed Forces, to the battle against insurgency in Nigeria, we strongly warn that the consequence of allowing any part of the country to be forcefully seized by any group will be overwhelmingly harmful to our collective unity and socio-economic advancement, just as it would also endanger the growth of democracy.

“We are worried at the speed with which the insurgents are taking over communities even in areas reported to have heavy security presence.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/obasanjos-soldier-son-shot-by-boko-haram/
FoodRe: Ewedu Can Prevent And Cure Ebola - PROFESSOR by Hasselbaink(op): 6:43pm On Sep 05, 2014
FoodEwedu Can Prevent And Cure Ebola - PROFESSOR by Hasselbaink(op):
A doctor in LUTH has recommended taking Ewedu (Corchorus walcottii or Jew’s Mallow) to cure and prevent Ebola virus infection.

The consultant at LUTH in Idi Araba, Prof Adebukola Ositelu said Ewedu has a high potency to boost the immune system.

She mentioned this during a program organized by NAFDAC yesterday in Ikeja.

Ositelu however, noted that chances of being cured by an intake of Ewedu when a victim has gotten to the stage of vomiting was low, but could still be administered.

She also gave a brief instruction on how to prepare Ewedu for Ebola prevention and cure.

Read it below:

Rinse the Ewedu with liquid vinegar to disinfect it
Blend and cook it with drinkable water
Do not add salt or any other ingredients
Take 25cl of the mixture once a week, first thing in the morning and when going to bed at night
Those infected should take the dosage every morning for 7 days.
Very soon Ewedu go dey scarce for market.

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