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olawalebabs: If lecture should start, what will be the fate of this thread?

d problem wit dis question is dat am afraid u might still be d one to ansa it.

TOSIN ACCA: It means DEPENDENCE ON MAN WILL FAIL YOU! So, CAST YOUR CARES ONLY ON THE LORD.
A MAN WHO TRUSTS GOD ABSOLUTELY DOESN'T NEED TO START USING CONNECTIONS, LONG LEGS, and GOOD OFFICES OF A MAN TO GET FAVOUR.
IT ROBS GOD OF HIS GLORY AS THE 'MAN'(who 'helped' you) WOULD SAY: "Don't you know that boy? I helped him gain admission.Thanks to me(you see the pride), he/she would've rotten away at home!"
Can you see my point?
God hates sharing HIS GLORY with ANY man.
PRAY AND LEAVE EVERYTHING INTO THE HANDS OF GOD, although you can always forward your complaints,queries,etc to the appropriate authorities.
This is an advice!

wow, did u grow up in switzerland?
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Last i checked, it was d most corrupt free country on earth.
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thats a gud speech

fedeko: I CALL U D RESILIENT HAUSA WHAT COURSE ARE YOU GOING FOR? SHOULD BE IN DRAMATIC ARTS?

saik

while printing my adm and orig result, a girl came in to check her admission status. By d time she saw that she was in for english, she was screaming and screaming, plus calling daddy and co. on fone.
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b4 i knew it, she zoomed off with great euphoria without even printing d stuff.
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i began to wonder...is it dat she was just knowing for d first time?
Thats serious

Tonisious504: lolz,wow so its no longer a news. I'm jst knwin nw. Anyway thanx 2 God

ya, glory be to Him

Austinobisnr: dnt be a learner

did u later come?

Tonisious504: HURRAY! THE E-PORTAL HAS BEEN UPGRADED. U CAN NOW CHECK UR 2012/2013 ADMISSION STATUS. MARCH 1ST,FRESHERS 2 REQUEST 4 ACCOMMODATION BY 4PM. #gbam! OAU! Here we cum ooo. Thank u jesus.

u mean anoda eportal?

fedeko: OAU STILL HAVE ONE OF D BEST METHODS IN D POSTUME SCREENING EXERCISE IN ADMITTING STUDENTS. THIS IDEA OF SCORING OF O LEVEL GRADES BY UI IS A SCAM SOME OF THESE A GRADES PARALLEL ARE ACQUIRED IN HOTELS & PRINCIPAL OFFICES THEREBY HAVING UNDUE ADVANTAGE OVER PEOPLE WITH GENUINE CREDITS.SOME SCHS IN THEIR POSTUME WILL BE ASKING U TO FIND X FOR AN ART STUDENT WHO IS NOT PROBABLY GOOD AT MATH OR SOMETIMES ASKING FOR D COACH OF CHELSEA FOR SOMEBODY WHO HAS NO INTEREST IN FOOTBALL.SO UTME SUB+D SAME SUBJECTS IN D POSTUME IS D BEST.IF U SCORE 290 IN JAMB D ESSENCE OF D POSTUME IS THAT IF U ARE THE SAME PERSON THEN PROVE IT IN UR POSTUTME WHICH IS FAR LESS CORRUPT AT LEAST IN 0AU ANYTHING YOU GET IS WHAT PUT IN. ALTHOUGH IN U.I BEFORE U ARE GIVEN ADMISSION SUBJECT COMBINATION,O LEVELS REQUIREMENTS ARE CHECKED SO ONCE U ARE GIVEN ADMISSION U ARE TRU THAT IS A PLUS IN THAT RESPECT.

i dont even call it a scam but a JOKE

Mistinino: . Gbammm, even jamb sef said 5 credits not five distinctions, sow 9 credits 4 me is great, and @kristiana if u luv ui dah much, den y leave d skull 4 oba awon university. . . Lol

making sense

kristana: itz nt late oh. .som list wil even b releasd on matric day. @Hausa_ wat course ar u coming in 4?

saikoloji. U farm shay?

kristana: lmao dz guy z funny, am rili nt exaggeratn. .some of my frends had dat...some didnt hv any C just As and Bs. .

of course. Its possible.
Did i argue?

Oluwatobi09: @Hausa, pls wat d names of d two scratch cards u bought? Are they dsame or diff? Pls expantiate.....

it is called 'e-facility card, which is for;
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'online result slip printing'
and;
'online admission letter printing'.
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actually they are NOT different cards but u have to use them for 2 different things which i just listed above.

doyin2011: A Letter to Single Ladies http:///DGxr1FnZ7Z"
Kip in touch always with youandi13.

guy u miss road?

gbemies: plz where did u get dis info 4rm

are u in mali?

olaisababs: Denvers,aw far na? @all,i'm rili enjoying yu guys.But it is better yu take tinz easy and not make mistakes freshers do fall themselves into.concerning the acomodation stuffs, fee which z 3090(though yhu're paying 3340,4 bank charges).on the 3rd of march,they won't send yu away,yu can submit yur payment notification later,yu just have to present the evidence of the allocation and oda documents.simple.plz,take tinz easy.God help us.

thats y ure here.
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to guide

illicit: Yea sorry and @lickingleks n Bintilaye I actually wrote same subjects, it was yoruba both utme and post utme. I scored 242 n 248 in utme n post utme respectively, dat means my aggregate is 245, pls I av pressed d God button n am still on it, pls if u knw any human button I can press sharp sharp now pls notify me pls oooooo

at dis point?
D eleventh hour?

kristana: and u want medicine in ui? No it isnt. Where there are many brainiacs with A1 parallel registering at d same tym u want dm to pick dm to pick one with 9 credits? No. .they wunt.

brainiacs with A1 parallel all written with their brains.
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i think i just landed from mars

mickytobi: Has anybody thought bou us stayin in d hostel on resumption day wen we didn't pay a dime; we can't pay on march2 (sat) n sunday nw. Sb pls says sth; Abi were we go stay ni

they havnt said its a must to resume on d said dates. U can even drop in a week afta. Nothin spoil

kristana: see, the thing is once u knw ur waec is nt so gud. .dnt bother applying , dats one tin abt Ui. .i reali love the school. .wel to each his own sha

i see.
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hmmmm, 9 credits aint so good.
1st time am hearing dis

denvers: by this tym next month i predict that this thread will be dry.

it shudnt be.
Registration processes shud still be on

bashlek: Pls let do dis.........drop d name of hostel u wish 2 b given........Male:fajuyi,awo,angola,etf..........Female:moremi,alumni,sport,mozambique..........pick 1

so that my wish will be granted?

kristana: Lol. I guess u dnt knw anything abt Ui. The school is very transparent. .i guess u were unlucky nt 2 known dat their major requirement is distinctn in ur waec. .if u score very wel in jamb and dnt rili av distinctns in ur waec. .dy wunt pick u. It has apnd 2 som of my frends too. .once they cal u 4 their p.ume( b4 it was interview) and u pass u'r in. Even if u dnt mk the cutof 4 ur course and u hv atleast 50 in d p.ume, dy wil tel u to take change of course form. .at least u'l b given a course. I rili love the school. .i chose ui last year bt i made sm mistakes at a point. .wasnt given d course i wantd. .so i decided 2 com 2 oau. .bt rili if u'l ask me. .i prefer ui to oau.

how do u call dat transparency?
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compare dis 2 skuls...
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i dont knw anytin bout oau and i apply. In order words i make like 260 in jamb and i go for d post ume, which i pass and then am in on merit. note: i hav just 9credits.
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now, u.i...i dont know anytin bout d skul, i stay in sokoto but since i herd of greatmen dat has gone to u.i, i bullshit usman danfodio uni (which is also federal) and apply for ui. Knowing that am full of confidence and that once i work hard, i'll pass, i apply. I also hav 9cs.
Next i blast and hit 272, waiting for d postume.
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but theres a draw back. Am not only now registerin for d postume, am showing dem my waec result. Afta going tru, am not called. I stay @ home and d year is wasted.
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now thats what i call pathetic.
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and is dis transparency?
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if i can pass jamb and go to ife and pass postume and my name comes out and its viceversa for u.i, is u.i transparent?
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by d way wat exactly is oau's major requirement for admission?
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if u ask me i'll say 'i wish i knew'

Fynestboi: ...Dis thread move swiftly dis days, left it in 263 naw in 270, dats gud...

ya, gud 4 u

miss law: WAT!!!ALUUU
haa where is olawalebabs.....hw cud u let aluu boys in here

he he he he he

GodzBELOVED: Lol. Very ugly building(s) in a beautiful area. I was shocked when I got there last week. Smh,with all the money they are chopping.

smh too

ikoyi on point,
Bought d 2 scratch cards,
leaving d place
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but disappointed dat upon all d cash jamb is making, they cannot put up a fine structure like their neighbours along d street.
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dat street has jamb office as d only odd structure there.
Gosh

OOAS: .but i think selling of bed space is illegal

tell it to omole in his face

Damboy96: no i attended a private skul

den ur pupsi must have been a stunch disciplinarian

skysol: yea man....stil waitin 4 neco gce result 2 b out....am xo confuzed

dats gud. Now dats what i call hope

solelymade: Hello folks, be alert fresher's accommodation opens on 1st of march by 4pm. Limited space available and it is based on first come first served basis. See eportal.ouaife.edu.ng for information. U need 2 create ur account on d portal b4 u can register. Be Informed Be Empowered.
Shalom

create an account now or when?

Damboy96: U got dat wrong, av never bin to a govt skul.

public?