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Lala wake up, its 4:57am and report to NANC.

Anambra (State of Origin)
Lagos (brought up)
Jos (visiting)
Delta (Confrence)
Edo (visiting family)
Cotonu (shopping)
Ogun esp Agbara (Residence)
Kwara, Ilorin (Better by far)
Oyo (Sped)
Osun (ile ife)
Abuja (visiting 2nd family)
Ph (visiting friend)
Imo (7days crusade)
Enugu (visiting friend).

ok!

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This question must be directly to Imo State Govnor.. CocRochas.

jamesharryson:
I am just curiously watching the sky to see the missiles. I wish it could happen

hehehehe.. Them say today mid night. I don use hand binocular so tey.

Me: Good am Prof Lala, we have class today by 10am.


Prof Lala: *remove eyeglass* Oh! Go and i wil be there.


*In class* Good am Prof.


Prof Lala: Gud am Student, today we are going to have SNK 409. Title is :: The introduction of SNAKE..

Students: Ok sir.


Prof Lala: What are the aim and objectives of Snake.


Me: The aim is to make or push it to Front Page and the objectives is its password as snake.

BOTH ANYDAY ANYTIME..

Stancity:
Wicked boy. So thats the only solution your withlow brain can offer

He aint wicked.. He is teling the truth.. Though he suposd to say Acid base frm a car Battery than Raw Acid.. Alternative, use lime since it contains acid.

Nusaf:
The announcement is an update (my thought) and am sure the actual figure will be made public as at when due.

Ok, your hypothesis must have P-value of at least 0.05 because I fail to reject you.

Nusaf:
Is an approximate figure rounded off to the nearest 10,000. Because even as this was being announced, more candidates were still submitting applications. Or are u expecting to see figure like 550124? Although, I am not a statistician, I know that this statistically incorrect.

"Because even as dis was being announced, more candids were stil submitin applicatn" WHAT HAPND TO THE DEADLINE? Or does it mean that the modules and the structure of website is not professional designed? Pardon my ignorance and grammatical blunda. Meanwhile, am xpecting to see the figures without round off.

Why the exact figures? i.e 50,000.. 20,000.. 150,000? I havent heard any approximately figures. i.e 50,215.. 20,197... 151,121.. Statisticians where are thou? Cox the figures are unreliable.

ireneony:
Op u know they human too
I know some men who actually prefer hairy women

Hairly women? No problem. But BEARD? chai.

DeCleff:
So Nigeria is unfit for God to dwell physically?

very fit buh 4 u to worship human in form of God?

Almighty God liveth physicaly on earth esp Nigeria? Ndi Ara..

Ecoterrorist:
3/10

lols.

What if man is Thirties and woman is twenties? How do we knw which one is the right time?

ZinoFego:
Joomla 3.5 is out!

So what's new? Check the features below and upgrade.

In theory, this should be a simple upgrade, however, be sure to check compatibility with any third party extensions you have installed, back-up your current site beforehand, and consider testing it in a development environment first.

Below we give you a brief overview of 6 of the new features;

1. Update Email Notification plugin
2. Plugin to gather basic anonymized data
3. New count items display
4. Ability to add a user CSS file to Protostar
5. Download system/environment information
6. TinyMCE drag and drop images feature

You can read details here: http://www.buildajoomlawebsite.com/blog/general/what-s-new-in-joomla-3-5?utm_source=Build+a+Joomla+Website&utm_campaign=3d758c5f31-BAJW_227_What_s_New_in_Joomla_3_5_3_23_2016&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_1452d13a68-3d758c5f31-28459509

Thanks again, i have install it sucesful. Its 3.5.. Pls how do i get ur ebook on how to create website cos ur links aint going thru except hosting website. How do i get it? I mean ebook?

ASK FEBRUARY WHY IM DEY MINUS 1 AND SUBSEQUENTLY ADD 1 LATER IN THE YEAR.

ZinoFego:
1. What version of Joomla are you installing?
2. Is it a quickstart package?
3. Did you create new a database for the installation?
4. While installing, what database type did you sellect, MySQL or MySQLi?
5. Are you sure the Joomla package files are complete?

Tentatively: check that you have copied all files from /installation folder. Maybe one of them is missing, in particular from /sql folder.

1.. Version 3.4.8
2.. i dont know but will check it again
3.. Yes i did
4.. MYSQL
5.. I guessed so because when i wanna change engine=innodb to the one u explained, upon clicking mysql inside subfolder of installation. The joomla supposed to be joomla.sql but wat amused me was i dont know how dot sql disappeared and i only see joomla.. I will try again to unstall joomla.

ZinoFego.. Much appreciated for ur beautiful tutorial.. I have some minor problem, after installed joomla using Ampps. later within a week i dont know what i clicked and it corruptd and doesnt working again. then i unstall Ampps and re-install fresh one. Upon registration i.e localhost:8080 after clicking JoomlaTraining,. It refused installing and said " some errors occured while populating the database: No database schema exists for this database type"... How do i rectify it?.

Unilorin cloud

Ezegozie:
It is harder to make firstclass in University than to make Distinction in Politechnics.
Here is my Mathematical Prove.

For University to make first class, you must get atleast 4.5 GPA out of possible 5.
That is 4.5/5

To make distinction in Politechnic, you must get atleast 3.5 GPA out of possible 4.
That is 3.5/4.

HENCE
4-------------3.5 (For Politechnics)

5/4 * 3.5 = 4.375 (Equivalent For University)


CONCLUSION
3.5/4 GPA (politechnic)
is equivalent
To 4.375/5 GPA (University)

But if you get 4.375 in University which is equivalent of 3.5 in politechnic, You will not make first class because what is needed from you is atleast 4.5GPA.

So with this mathematical prove above, I hereby conclude that its harder to make first class in university than to make distinction in Politechnics.


Hope you understand my Prove?

divide 4.375 by 2 since poly is two years compared to Uni which is 4yrs which is equal to 2.18 thats Uni first class...

Wait and see, unknown to pastor, some of his member will be having convulsions during oraal and his dickk will be bitten off. By force he will recall the verse in the Bible that "The Devil has been transformed into the Angel of Light"

tmate73:
works on all device just load card and subscrib and then you can start browsing endlessly no vpn use the default settings on mtn

its just Magic sim. 9mins things. And 24hrs 24mins zoom.

May you orl walk majestically with stick and stumble not. Any attempt attempted attempt for you to stumble, may it be upon a trailer full loaded of pounds and dollars. Plus you minus you remainth you. The gods is the chifesis of medulla oblongata.

Dollars hike? Bubu, Odikwa egwu..

lalasticlala wake up, the cock is crowing..