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lilcod3d:
Just get a Dom card.
I have a Dom account and I've gotten a Dom card.
No headache with all these third parties.
Works effortlessly

Thanks. I think I'mma just go this way.

Which bank did you create a Dom with?

Is there any t&c I need to know?

HIScraziness:
You should be able to. Have u tried it? Hope u know their virtual card services has been canceled though

Ohhhh, I wasn't aware. Any alternative boss? Been handicapped for long because I don't have a virtual card.

HIScraziness:
u no go like send ur tithe to me

Boss, can I use mi real National ID card to verify geegpay? I don't have the NIN slip again.

I don't have an NIN slip anymore, does anyone know if I can verify geegpay with the real National ID card?

Betensure:
Me never start but e be like say this work hard pass yahoo

I really don't know 'bout Yahoo, but you'll need at least two DeRica of grace in this domain business.

Also, like Yahoo, you will have to bomb clients too.

I see this thread hitting 3,000 pages. I see more newbies asking how they can start selling domains too. I see regulars and the pros tellin' em "Read the whole thread from page 1 to page 3000". I see the newbies japa-ing.
This i have seen.

There should always be clause in a manager's contract that strengthens his sack terms. It's not unusual for a manager and his team to go through some rough patches. Not every manager is a consistent match winner like pep.

sunshineV:
it's hard for you to pick apple watch over generic oraimo whatever? Okay o

They are both silly watches, only dorks buy those both shits you can't even rock with a suit.

There's nothing an Apple watch does that you can't do more conveniently when you simply bring out your phone from your pocket.

Apple watch is i-sheep buying i things. As for oraimo, they should rest with the watch of a thing, the gimmick can't work for them

Barrister026:
I...

Once upon a time, I was in close contact with a friend who was struck with this dilemma.
You are entangled in a simple loop:

You can't dazzle orally because you are not sleek with your grammar. Conversely, the reason you aren't good with spoken English is because you don't speak it.

We knew this then. Yoruba was our default lingo, but because of that friend, we all started conversing in English. Also, we made it a thing to make fun of each other when we make blunders.

Some of his common blunders
(He wanted to say "compliment sir" to someone on New Year day)

My friend : Cemetary sir. Cemetary of the season.

(We were reading for an exam)

My friend: Let me sleep small, so my head can saturate.

Find friends you will dialogue with in English, laugh hard at your own blunders, your problem will vanish in no time like WhatsApp status.

Natbrowny:
Culled from Medical Experts


The vagina does stretch during sex.

Intercourse with a larger penis will stretch it further.

But it returns to its original shape and size after intimacy is over.

The very first time you have sex can cause a permanent change in the size of the vagina.

Width of vaginas can vary from woman to woman and that is completely normal.

The average diameter is between 2 and 3.5cm.

Childbirth can permanently change the shape of the vagina.

However, this isn't permanent – the vagina generally bounces back into shape after intimacy is over.

'It's pretty impossible for sex alone to permanently stretch out the vagina,'

Why haven't those of hoes been returning n retainin' shape?
Skins are like rubber, they have elastic limit. wear n tear from different sizes, leaving the elastic orifice no chance for adaptation will always leave its mark. A big dick will leave a big mark, and a small dick will leave a small mark. But a mark, however big or small, is left.

No guy, I repeat, no guy has gone down with a virgin and found her loose.

On the other hand, littered on the net, are the lose pussy of known hoes who take dick as supplements.

So, do dicks actually widen the vjay? In many cases, it does.

Kenmatt:
Since SARS was disband, the number of youths wearing Dreadlocks, Tattoo and Peircing of Nose, Lips and Earrings among the males have increased drastically.

It's pretty, I see no reason why they shouldn't rock it.

HARDDON:
Hello Everyone!

Welcome to August!
A month of new beginnings....


I think the telegram group is a good way to kick start August because it's real time.

So, rush over to telegram and search for DATING DRILL.

I will update it with rules and what you should expect to enjoy as a member when we've had a good number.


Once in there, say hello and introduce yourself.

Couldn't locate it through the search bar, a telegram link to the group as an alternative should fly well.

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGfzPJ-HqxU

Tinubu Agbado Riddim (Song) | Is it for Eba? is it for Garri? it it for Beans and Dodo?

Gee, did you mix this yourself? You damn good!

More, give me more, give me more.

Vikkoh:
I use websiteseochecker//king to check those metrics and use semrush free tool to confirm.

Thanks bro. Is it just DA and SS that matters to you? Any other criteria?

HIScraziness:
Sales.

Hold time - 2days.

I've tracked your profile for a while, you are damn good boss.
I see you are well into geo domains mostly, can you highlight the metrics you consider?
Do you care about DA, SS, trust flow and the likes?

Vikkoh:
SALES ALERT!!
...

Meanwhile, happy birthday to me

Vikkoh, in the spirit of celebrating your first of many wins, can you please list and enumerate a lil' , the metrics you consider when picking a domain.
I mean stuffs like DA, SS and the likes and the tools you use.

COURVOISier:
That money would have take 763 people out of the street today.

Boss, I have 3 questions I need your answers to.

1. Can I run Amazon ads with the usual naira debit card?

2. Would I be able to spend more than $20
on ads sincee the average limit for most Nigerian MasterCard is $20?

3. Can I use a card that's not the same name as my kdp account name. In other words, can I use someone else's card to run ads?

Bosses in da building; Eliok, Courvoisier, Obamartins and co.
Please, how do i pay for amazon ads directly through payoneer account? I got to understand that i will need an ad invoice to pay for the ads through payoneer, but i don't know where to get the ad invoice and how to get it.
Please, put me through.

Datboredberri:
People rarely terminate full term pregnancies...

You're loosing me already. Will you stop shadowboxing (with your use of "rarely" to bail yourself out) and smoothen the creases you made yourself?

You are heard, abortion should be an option. So, where do we draw the line? Where should the line for abortion and murder be? The first trimester? The second? Before the naming ceremony?

Lol... You should go to school... You believe 5G causes cancer too?

Another fallacy - ignoratio elenchi. What does "5G" and "cancer" have to do with your talks on depression and abortion?

It's happiness psychological too?

Skip.

Do you know why you feel happy and emotionall attached after sex?

Boys that roll with hookup hawties delete their number the next day if the service ain't good and never wanna see 'em anymore. Where is this "emotional attached" you talk about?

Don't reply this, I'm not interested is threading this web.

Do you even know what hormones are?

Nibo la tu ja si bayii? Skip.

You mentioned fear... Ever heard the word 'adrenaline'?

Skip. You still have any more shots or should I expect more blanks?

Datboredberri:
So you think suicide is an option?

What are you talking about? You watch a lot of Nollywood movies... Have you been to a maternity ward? Not all women feel happy after delivering a child... Most can't even breastfeed it...

Few exceptions don't disprove facts, trend or norms. You know the percentage of women with more than 1 kid? Exactly. If childbirth was that traumatizing, they shouldn't have gone through again.

You're just being emotional... An aborted child is suddenly the destined president... Stop with this bullsh**... Okay?

What about the children in orphan homes? The almajiris? Child soldiers? Girls who are sex slaves? Etc... Couldn't one of them be the next Jesus Christ?

It's funny how you care so much about the unborn child but after it's been born, there's no concern... You don't lose sleep that millions of girls and boys are hawking on the streets, exposed to sex predators and ritualists...

The aborted child is more likely to be someone like you and I... A no-body... Or even a criminal... Hitler's mother considered aborting him... Think of a world without that bastard...

Unborn children are nothing... They haven't chosen who they would be... Good or bad... So there's nothing to lose...

Emotional? You are emotional here. You've stopped reading between the lines. When i said "kill a president" , that was to buttress my cause and effect point, not to say some unborn baby will become a president.

Until you find a justification, you are no different from murderers, serial killers and rapists. Stop cutting through corners and say it like this "No one is emotionally attached to an unborn baby yet, he/she doesn't have an identity, we alive don't have nothing to lose. Let's just kill him/her."

I'm not loosing sleep knowing there are hawkers on the streets, but knowing you lots really want autonomy over who lives and who dies might make me shed an hour of my precious sleeping time.

What will the next goal be?
All male babies should be aborted since we don't need much of them.

Come out of your shell, we all know where all these struggle is headed.

You find it very hard to understand...

These people, did any of them abort their child? No... They took up the responsibility... They are only sharing their struggles as parents... Which is normal... Parenthood has the good and bad side... Why shouldn't we know both?

Ask your parents how hard it was raising you...

Woah, woah, woah! So, the main goal of this thread was to justify and normalize abortion? You should have said this and stop masking on parents being depressed.

Datboredberri:
Who kills a baby who's just been delivered? No one...

Good. You used the right term "kill". 30 minutes before the delivery, he could have been terminated. But that won't be murder, right?
This cherrypicking is amazing.

Just where is the line between abortion and murder.

Well, you don't believe depression is a thing... No point arguing...

You would do yourself a great deal if you take depression with a pinch of salt. That way, you will never be 'depressed'.

I guess you got happy hormones in you 247...

Fear, sadness, anxiety, distress, they are all good feelings and form of energy to the soul. When you take a philosophical look at the world, things really just become easy to deal with.

Datboredberri:
Haylel: you can't compare depression to pedophilia... That's stupid...

I'm not even comparing, I don't believe in being depressed. If you are ever depressed enough because you have a child, you can just choose to die. After all, die now or years later, what does it matter?

You think parenthood is bliss? Well, you're a man... Even labour is regarded one of the most painful things humans endure... Do you know what post-mortem depression is? Many parents are suicidal and you think it's not a big deal?

Then, afterwards, the woman smiles for she is now a mother and with a glance at the youngling "you are worth the pain, i could have gone through it 3 more times for you".
If it wasn't so, why don't all the women in the world give birth to just one baby and stop?

Imagine if your girldriend trapped you with a baby when you were 18... How would you have coped? Would you be happy? Working three manial jobs to cater for the child you didn't plan for? Being a young single father who can no longer go out and drink with his friends and chase girls...

Imagine you kill a country's president when you were 18... How would you have coped? Would be allowed to roam freely? HELL NO! For every cause, there is an effect. For every risk, a reward, every move a positive or negative consequences.

Your job as a human is to carefully pick causes that will yield your desired effect. Thus, i wasn't supposed to roll with a girlfriend that will trap me with a baby at 18. If i ended up like that, then i should dance to my own tune and baby sit my kids. What if i got depressed and life is like a living hell? Then i'd weigh the choices of pushing through or taking my own life.

Parenthood changes your life drastically...

Your dreams end... You can't travel... Can't stay up late... Go to parties...

It's you and children who cry and poop and depend entirely on you...

Stop trying to make these parents who are having a hard time feel guilty...

Then, don't be a parent!

So, who should feel guilty? The kids who didn't call for them to be born.

These generation really don't want anything to do with responsibility.

Datboredberri:
Oh god...

Good.

Can you not be rude? This is my thread...

First of all... This question was asked on a forum... You know what that means, right?

So no one was announcing that they don't want kids...

Rather, they were responding honestly to the op's question... They shared their stories raising children they didn't plan for... Most of the children are autistic (retàrded)... They told us what parenthood is like... And not the hollywood version but the reality, where their lives changed completely and they were depressed... And so on...

When i said "... wrong with you upstairs" , I didn't mean you, you. There was a preamble that qualified line, so it wasn't meant to be rude towards you.

So your logic is...

It's better to have children you don't feel any attachment to...? Instead of terminating the life of a foetus...?

Abortion isn't the same thing as murder... You should know this...

Is cumming murder? You know your sperm are living cells too, right? So when you mastubate and use condoms you are ending millions of potential life...

Is this some Post Hoc. Ergo Propter Hoc.? Such a weak defense, girl.
Yes, cumming is the same as abortion, menstruation is the same as abortion, surgeries are the same as abortion, even blood letting.
Killing a baby that has just been delivered 15 minutes ago, is that murder or abortion?

Who is promoting anything? I am not...

Do you think depression is something to ignore? Do you know the travails of parenthood?

These people aren't trying to discourage you from having kids...

If you read their stories, you would see that they stated that it's liberating to say how sad and tired they are...

There was a rat experiment carried out years ago. They created the perfect "ecosystem" for them, no predator, just excess food, nice shelter, and vibes. At the end of the experiment, the whole "perfect" place became hell as the rats devolved into cannibalism and lots of crazy vices.

I was skeptical about the experiment but i'm starting to believe it now, since i'm seeing strings of the evidence with humans. The turbulent times are over, no more Ghenghis khan, no more Adolf Hitler, and too much peace is making us stupid by the day.

I don't think depression is a thing. It's like ghosts and the Miss Koi Koi tales, it can only haunt you if you believe it exists. Here in Africa, too much is going on for anyone to say "i'm depressed because parenthood is a scam". I'm not on the same frequency as those that live in the western world, so pardon me if I do not resonate with you on this.

Datboredberri:
1. Be grateful... You don't know what yoir parents went through...

Ohhh, good. I'm grateful and I thank them.

2. Not everyone should have kids...

Why does it have to be proclaimed? If you don't want to have kids, then, don't have kids. If you end up havin' kids when you don't want any, something must be wrong with you upstairs.

3. We need better adoption homes and abortion should be legalized... So people have options...

Yes. Since how we "feel" is more important than life. I think murder (from school kids to adults) should be legalized too. Pro-choice!

Better adoption homes? Yes, a valid point that should be addressed in most countries.

4. Before having kids, read these stories an know it's not gonna be perfect... You would dislike you kids as much as you like them...

With humans, if anything is sensed enough, we will end up ingraining it into our culture and lifestyle.

If Paedophiles can campaign long enough, laws protecting 'em will be passed.

Make series of movies on Netflix 'bout how suicide is a beautiful thing, and watch people kill themselves in joy.

Stupid agenda like "you might dislike your offsprings" is something only a deranged person will be willing to promote.

Once promoted enough, humans may evolve to lessening the trait of parental care (that ensures survival of younglings) and behave like many animals that leave as soon as they birth a youngling.

Your parents should have dismissed you at the age of 4, saying they dislike you and you should go watch out for yourself.

What's this supposed to promote?

Andrew is a darlin'.

He once rubbed cream on his bald head and said "Let me rub this cream on my skinny head, so when I headbutt you, you get a smooth silky experience of what being head-butted by Andrew Tate feels like".

Castrate

Subsidywise20:
For now, mobilise the middle belt, get his VP really busy up North , and seriously...get a structure somehow (if he can do it before the election..because an Obi victory with APC and PDP controlling the House and Senate and most governorships can end up with him getting nothing done...because politics). Maybe if it goes to a runoff, as I think it might...christian votes may or may not boost Obi to victory.

But for now, if I was a betting man...and even then, I always take my prophecies/predictions (lol) with a pinch of salt....Atiku is going to win, for now.My money would be on Atiku.

My money is on Atiku too. However, Peter Obi has one more card in deck now - Religion.

If he can;
1. Mobilize the southern (especially the west) youths to take the campaign to the streets by themselves.

2. Bring the majority of Christians over to his camp...

Then, I might put my money on Obi.
I trust tinubu to have a trick up his sleeve to share some of the northern cake with Atiku.

If Peter cannot wipe most of the southern states, Atiku is the next president.

adekolaelect:
In only your opinion ... At least other norther Presidencial candidate was there when Ahusas voted for Abiola, Buhari was there when Ahusas voted for Jonathan !!!! We were all in Nigeria .you said more than this during apc primary election yet they abandoned lawal and went for Tinubu... Oga let embrace ours before it is too late Tinubu is the only visible southern candidate that can becomes president in 2023 or you go back to Era of Atiku Fulanis. But we thank God northerns are the one promoting Tinubu and they are the one that can make someone to become president politically in Nigeria .

Man just announced shettima as his vice... The Peter Obi camp have a religion card to play now.

The time of M.K.O was a transition from military to civilian, a totally different turf.

Jonathan was not just Jonathan, he was President Jonathan.

It was all wishful thinking, everyone knew Tinubu will get the apc ticket.