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I have a job test to attend to in Lagos on Friday and I’ll be coming from Ilorin. I don’t have the means of accommodation and the cost of transportation is high. I’ll really be glad if you can be of help. God bless you.

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Please help me with the past questions by sending to this mail: haywhy146@gmail.com

How do one make hydrogen peroxide?

Wizbellar:
Hello everyone, I'm in a tight situation right now I need advice, my gf is pregnant. 6 weeks pregnant according to two scans from different hospital, but we only had sex 5 weeks ago on my birthday.
I trusted her, could it be that I'm not the one?

Please talk to me.
My head dey burst, I haven't questioned her yet, I'm scared of her doing something stupid.
Help a bro.

Bros op, I guess the pregnancy was preordered. In this case, it came earlier than the supposed date.
Please do invite me for the naming ceremony. I don't like salad please, so no put am for my rice that day.

Omooo, heartbreak no be beans oh.

I remember that year wey Olaide leave me follow yahoo boy go. She claim sey I no too dey 'bam bam'. I cry, I no chop for 3 hours. After a while, she run come back kneel down dey beg me make I accept her back. But as I still get hope to 'bam bam' for future, I quickly chase her shaperly.

Op, I no know how this story take relate to yours sha. But move on, you no fit die! Las las, you no go chop for 6hours, and after hunger don wire your head finish, nobody go tell you before you go chop and move on.

saphiere:
Pastor arrested for allegedly having unlawful sex with woman and her two daughters in Ogun



https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/1/pastor-arrested-for-allegedly-having-unlawful-s3x-with-woman-and-her-two-daughters-in-ogun.html

This story sef get as e be. The woman and her 2 daughters weren't forced to move in with the pastor or raped afterwards (well, juju might be involved in making them concur to the act, but that ain't certain) according to the story, so why arrest the man? Thorough investigation should be carried out before sentencing the man to prison for whatever offence they say he's done.

Johnames:
Am an introvert, so my girlfriend came around, am not the gisting type, I wish I was, so there is this guy that stays with me, the guy is cool, I have no problem with the guy, so the problem now is that, he is always gisting with my babe and whenever they are gisting, the 2 of them will laugh so hard, the thing come dey make me feel somehow, I will be outside, I go they hear the 2 of them dey laugh for inside house, I don't know how to handle this situation, what will be the best thing to do here.

Your babe and the guy will be inside laughing really hard, and you'll be outside. Biko, wetin you dey do for outside?? I'm not understanding

Quoteit:
Seeing the sharp increase of threads about men unintentionally impregnating women, I can't help but wonder, is diving raw very risky or have I and other 'niggar raw' been so lucky?

I'm confused here and becoming scared of raw adventures because the non-expecting expectant fathers never said anything about nutting inside in their threads.

Have you considered to know if you're fertile enough to impregnate a woman??

Please what's the title of the movie?

Oga talk true, you just wan do the do only, abi you no wan do?

I've seen it. I'm so amazed, and happy as I never expected it (my first of winning a giveaway).

May God continually bless and uplift you. Blessings all the way for you always sir. I really appreciate it.

It'll help in sorting out my transport fare to work this week. I believe next week own will come easily like this too (after being credited by the op). January seems too long!

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I'm interested too, please

I'm interested too, please.

Haywhy14

What's the pay?

As we all know that Nigeria is a country that doesn't provide job opportunities for its youths and graduates (the available jobs are for the people with high connections), hence the need to improvise and build up oneself.

I'd love to know how Photography as a profession can be lucrative and the cost of setting up, at least for a person who is just starting.

500k every month on top dry cleaning business??

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Hello...
I've been writing mostly as a freelancer/ghostwriter for a while. Done majority of my previous jobs on Fiverr. I believe a trial will convince you. You can email me on here on Nairaland or contact me on my email: haywhy146@gmail.com

Nobody has seen it yet

Please can a fresh RN apply? Also, does it come with accommodation?

It's real. Mine is showing pending also. I just hope the money gets paid into individual bank accounts today.

Mr OP no get joy. See as he hack am into pieces.

When exactly will they pay?

[quote author=Maryliola post=107271770]Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this. [/okay]

Darkchocolate:
Congratulations to the incoming NYSC otondos ... You should all be proud of yourselves. I just finished my service year in July and I am here to answer any NYsC related questions you might have (to the best of my ability).

Camp confusions
How much you need
How to conduct or not conduct yourself
Activities to take up that might be beneficial in determining where you are posted to
Best CDS groups
Etc etc

Are you also a foreign student? Wondering how you will survive those 3 ghastly weeks? You are in the right place then!!!

Ask and it shall be answered!

Disclaimer: I speak from Lagos Camp experiences...other camps in other states and how they function may be different but any answer I provide should give you a general guide. I encourage you to conduct your own research and get a varied source for whatever information you seek.

P.s. Yokiti, how have you been? I've missed you like a fat kid misses cake

***New rule
If you want me to respond to your question, it might be advisable to NOT type in shorthand! ;DD

And guys...I have no idea how to access the email links. Im not ignoring you. Just post your message here and i ll try to answer it.

***added 07/02/16 - I am so happy that this thread has actually helped out thousands of people...people commenting, answering and helping each other and those viewing in ghost mode We have literally gone from just NYSC camp related experiences to JAMB to all sorts..lol... Gives me goosebumps (Err...maybe not...but..) Thanks to everyone that has helped me out. Couldn't have done it without y'all. Remember, if you need me to address any questions just say my NAME and I'll come running (well...not literally)...and hopefully I'll know or help you find out the answer. Cant answer any questions on JAMB though

Update 24/04/17

Wow...we are still here guys. Congratulations to the folks that just finished and those about to enter...Please let us know the experiences you have had...the good, the bad and the ugly. I heard so much has changed since I finished in 2015. Seems like only yesterday though!!!



***UPDATE 13/12/2017***

Oh my Goodness guys... this thread is still going and has helped so many people. The information nuggets in this thread as been invaluable to most. Thank you to all the contributors. You guys are the bomb!!!

On a different note...It's 12 DAYS to Christmasssss.

Wishing you all a fantabulous MERRY CHRISTMAS and a fulfilling NEW YEAR


****UPDATE 04/08/2019****

We still here fam! Goodluck to the folks about to start!


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****UPDATE 02/01/2020****
Happy New Year Fam.... We are still here. Just checking in on y'all.

So looking to open a whatsapp group so that you guys can get help and answers real time and also easily link up with any Corp members in your state. Eg: if you have just arrived at camp and need a question answered real quick...that type of scenario. If I get 20 or more people show interest, I will open it. Just let me know. Tag me with your number!!! It should be a platform that can help with job opportunites, further education (home and abroad) CV building and mentoring, etc

Pls how do I locate Winners family house in ibafo? Or Nccf