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imagine when u can't tolerate your brothers and sisters(bush rats),u know now, lele ewu hausa nke a.

NaJa HaJe:
You ARE A GOAT!!!! how dare u call yourself pastor and talk about sex so loosely. ANUOFIA!!!!! Even animal get sense pass you. If this na how u wan make name 4 ya sef ,  your head no correct. your head like pangolo!!!!! stupendous intete!!!!!! E be like say u miss road jam nairaland. Well for your information u beta fix up fast or your neighbouring cockroacheswill eat u up. AFARIKONDO!!!!

Hiaaaa!!!!!!!!! a bia ha.na who be this,

Pastor Sly:
@Hazel-eyed l am so sorry ok l just notice something good about you. your signature tell good about you, you are bless .

pastor sleek and sly,,don't u even think about it, i know ur type. u think u can bribe and brain wash me with that, oya enuf of the'' notice me or i die'',we don notice u.carry your ngwongwo and vamuse from here, pastor umuagbara.

i wonder who allowed a crazy man into nairaland in the name of pastor sly.i hope u are not trying to be funny because if u are then am sooo sorry for u, common will u run out of this place with ur 3 posts.ewu igala.

hahahahaahaha,,funny denex but pls why the aggression.take am easy before u get heart attack.

hi mcube,am sooo finee.just read something very funny and it's cracking me up in pieces.hope u are ok.

u no dey do councelling for ur ministry,ehn pastor?u suppose get answer for this ur question,afterall na una dey hear this kain story pass and una no dey lack for experience too.

@silly,i hope u are not stealing peaks from me ooo, anyway,pastor sly should not play pranks with the name of his creator no matter how new he is on nairaland,

Pastor Sly:
Hey you all need prayer now close your eyes and let pray. in Jesus name you are all save, say Amen if only you believe that

na who be this, if u don't have anything to say why don't u geeeeeeettttt ooffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@silly joo,don't mind these things that are trying to get us angry,
i think u should just ignore that fool,sylva-whatever.the best answer for a fool is silence.

hahahahahahahahhahahaha, very good for all of u trying to hit on my silly.@silly wat's up?am glad u gave it back to them,it shows u are not slacking at all.

and(coughs), who is mcube?hope u are not cheating on me shaa, hahaha anyway am glad someone came to rescue me from this our friendship pact.atleast u'll be occupied with her for a while so you'll stop looking for my trouble.

i thot this forum was for the holy pass.how una come dey swear like this.even cunt don enter the matter.abegooo.where are the pastors,una no go excommunicate these agents of darkness.

mr Ralvy,,who rejected ur pregnancy?

Faith is not ur friend and Dayo is obviously not ur friend, so what do u do?take a walk.

@topic
not all men

i really do find that hard to believe.

if she didn't tell u and u found out urself,u'll say she's secretive.now she has told u and u are still saying she carrying the guilt, what then is the essence of confession and forgiveness, check urself, haven't u done something worse before?

hnnmmmmmmmmmmmmm, naughty, keep up the good work, but don't forget the 11th commandment, thou shalt not be caught attaching ur strings,

skylower:
Many African men don't expect anything from their women, most of our women really don't have much to offer anyways

trust u to make a very stupid statement.

skylower:
But what will a small child of that age be thinking?

what has this got to do with the topic?ode

@silly, i can see our friendship contract is still on, hope u are doing ok.

@silly what's up?

sillyboy:
@ Topic.

What you need to do is to keep working harder to get more money to keep is sorry-lazy ass! Stupid!

but some girls sef.i tire oo, maybe u are waiting for a towing van to come and tow u out of that relationship.

no come lie lie for here oo.talk true.

@osereka,u no dey waste time talk this ur addiction for boobs oo, i shaa hope u won't have problems with ur babies.

skylower,,see how u are disgracing urself, banding words with females, u sure say ur head correct?abi u are gay?

@topic, i pity ur small tiny life, anyway accept my condolence.

jdizzy:
@ poster

Let us know when you shag him - me thinks it is inevitable

like say she go talk,

she just hold una for work and una dey here dey preach for am.abegii,

this joke is everywhere, pls try something new.

enitan2002:
holla me on this 01-7235792

so it has gotten to the extent of sharing ur number in public, i always knew something wasn't right with u.

Oohoo!!!!!now u are talking, so u know he is.i was actually hoping that u were only suspecting, kai i pity u shaa,