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These are my thoughts exactly. You took the words right out of my mouth.
SECONDED.SEUN SHOULD CLEARIFY THIS.

Maybe it's because it's a cool idea, nah wah for people, jealousy go kill us 4 naija

In conclusion:
Lets all be careful with our comments and actions so we dont end up in the deeper part of hell for misleading people, thinking we are wining souls for either religion.

AMEN

I beg, why are we arguing that BA has to offer apologies, I am kind of confused on what the argument is all about as we can read from the article

The Federal Federal Government, through the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority, had ordered 100 percent screening, including pat downs on all outbound passengers. The 100 percent screening order followed an alleged attempt by a Nigerian, Farouk AbdulMutallab, to bomb a United States airliner over Detroit, Michigan, United states.

So I'm guessing he was one of those that passed that order, so now he is above the law as well, since when is a pat down anything embarrassing? He is just an uncivilized hot headed idiot.
I was on a flight from Amsterdam to Brussels and on that flight the Dutch speaker of parliament Gerdi Verbeet was asked to remove his shoes for screening b4 boarding, which he did without any question.
I beg people, knowing how to read and write does not mean you are civilised

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A man died and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.


He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.


Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,


"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.
The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"


, PERHAPS IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN!!!

@poster

LOL, can't stop laughing I actually know an Akpan

A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible.  This is amazing and brought tears of laughter to my eyes.
I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand  what we are teaching

Through the eyes of a child:
The Children's Bible in a Nutshell

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas.  The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.

Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did.

Then God made the world.

He split the Adam and made Eve.  Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet.

Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden, Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.

Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham.  Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.

After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.  Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast,   Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston.  Moses led the Israel Lights out of  Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people.  These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.

God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti.  Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff.

Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.

One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies.  Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

After Joshua came David.  He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot.  He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines.  My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.

After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets.  One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore.

There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them,

After the Old Testament came the New Testament.  Jesus is the star of The New.  He was born  in  Bethlehem  in a barn.  (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.')

During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Democrats.

Jesus also had twelve opossums.

The worst one was Judas Asparagus.  Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

Jesus was a great man.  He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount.
But  all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot.  Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus.  He just washed his hands instead.

Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again.  He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum,   His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.

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LOL, nice one

LOL, Good one

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let yakubu be,he is not the first player to miss a chance,these things happen in the game of football

@Regiblinkz Did u watch the match at all? Please I beg then look at the pics posted all over this thread and tell me again. The only thing Yakubu does for a living is play football not read book or sale something, I repeat again the only thing he does is he is a footballer to make matters worse a so called STRIKER and he can't score an empty net standing directly in front of it.
I beg did he employ u as lawyer? Then say so but don't say let Yakubu be.

@didadavid you probably have had some bad experience over the net trying to start an online biz, that you would like to share with us? I know I have had some before I started earning.

The reason why as you put it the same piece of poo, you keep hearing year after year is because it is.

I don't know how it was last year cause I only started internet marketing this year but most of the material and ideas I am using now and I am a 100% sure others as well, were discovered  in the 90's. It is up to each individual to pick which method works for him best and improve on it and then apply it.

No juju do not work. There is no single proof that they do.

How can you say that? did u not read this

Yes, there is juju that can make Nigeria win the next world cup. The jujuman that made Naija win the 1980 nation's cup died few years after, but he left the juju secrets in my care. I have since been helping people/nations to win medals.

I can still help Ghana to win the world cup if the pay is right. All the gods need is $5M. I dont collect money, I only tell people where and when to drop money for these gods.

Ghana should hurry up, cos another country is already negotiating with me. I will tell you people the country after the world cup. if you need success of any kind TRY ME.

I was there when he used it in 2006 for Italy, am sure I go fit beg the gods make dem take $2.5M for Ghana because dey from Africa 

Yakubu and Kaita, gave in an interview today that they have the solution to Nigeria's electric sector. Only would Nigerians let them back into the country?

I hope they would not yakubu their chance

If you Yakubu that ball, I'll Kaita you.

Nah wah wetin dey happen for Naija

How does oil-less Ghana do it? There's constant electricity. The place is so different they might be on separate continents. And the revenue from electricity consumers nko, abi it's free? Why don't they privatise it, like some countries in Europe? Like the cell phone communication providers took over from NITEL, have multiple electricity providers take over from PHCN.

We should send Jonathan there for a training course

The whole team yeye including NFA

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I don't know where to start
Ok - I'll give you this. By far the hardest part of this business is NOT the actual act of making money - BUT knowing how to START making money.
In other words - knowing exactly what to do FIRST.
The most common question I get asked is---- 'How do I start?'
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The biggest myth about making money online is that it is hard to get started.
The following is the FIRST thing you need to do.
Acknowledge that it is going to take time. I suggest giving yourself at least 6 months. This is after all a business you are creating. You would not expect to be in profit immediately if you were creating an OFF line business. Why should ON line be any different?
Sure you can make money quicker once you know the basics - but these basics can take you a few months to get confident with.
This business starts by learning the basics of how to create your own website.
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Quote from: tipster on Yesterday at 09:33:16 PM

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some will never know sarcasm, even if it lives next door to them!

Even the koreans predicted Brazil's victory!

Many don't know the meaning of tipster which is my username anyway I don't blame them I saw "f" in bracket beside their username.

The tipster would be back so watch out all you users with "f" in bracket beside your username

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