₦airaland Forum

Dimples2022:
Nairaland , the home of shi that never happened

Its like your eyes are faulty. Can you not see the pics I uploaded above?? Na film be dat abi

oluwaseyanu:
It works very well, it's plug and play with flash and games in it

Location is at ojodu Berger axis

07069694840/08023939567

He has to taste it before confiscation and arrest to avoid detaining innocent civilians unlawfully.

Braveboi1:
Fada Christmas no dey fork?

Not during work hours.

This girl was shouting "Egbami oo egbami ooo!!"
At first I thought my landlord was beating his wife again because he has caught her twice in my neighbour Chukwudi's room but when I looked closely I saw a criminal Santa Claus using all his strength to pound an innocent girl in the uncompleted building where I usually go to smoke loud.

As I shouted from my window "Kai!! Kai barawo!!" Both of them suddenly stopped and were looking for the source of the noise.

That was when I flew down from my balcony with a Hattori Hanzo sword like an assassin.

Immediately the evil man saw me he let go of the girl and she took to her heels. He then posed in the Eagle Claw shaolin style and I immediately knew I was dealing with something bigger than me.

So I dashed inside my room and took out my AR-52 high caliber sniper. The same one I used to off Osama bin Laden years ago.

When the heartless Father Christmas saw the red dot on his chest, he turned and ran away like a coward. If not I for use him blood take dye that him agbada nonsense.


I'm just glad that the girl is safe and sound.

Nlfpmod mynd44 seun dominique please let people know I'm a hero

I was just chilling after placing my billion naira betslip on Betking and washing it down with mortuary standard Trophy lager. Naso I start to hear screams and shouts o. I quickly jumped down from my bunk like a shaolin ninja and locked all my doors and burglary proof incase of incasity.

When I finally gathered liver to peep from my window towards the commotion, this is what I saw below.


Continuation........

OP did you buy seedlings abi na ya coconut head you take start?

Mr. Jeon won't like this

I now understand why Ajiwe Police Station was razed and utterly destroyed during EndSARS.

ahnie:
M a lady

Which moderator are you fucking on this forum?

Obama is simply saying Afonja no sabi music.

Chaos14:
I have 3 words for you "american mass shooting"

huptin:
Crime rate in the US where this is being practiced is one of the highest in the world

And Naija crime rate is low abi?

siofra:
HeartlessMan aka Verywickedgoat, you were trying to rape that innocent woman, turn yourself in

Siofra one day I will cover your mouth and ram u hard. Dey play o.

siofra:
He's a nairaland male, that's why I said they should check very well.

Siofra na you kill dat man. Turn yourself in.

rexel99:
Army weyy de on the run since how many months now. Mtcheew, yeye de smell.

If the Russian army is strong why do they have to resort to the cowardly act of using drones to hit civilian installations? A move akin to guerrilla tactics used only by terrorists or insurgents. Make the Army return to battlefield fight like the men of the Ukraine army.

Yet Ukraine cannot touch any Russian installation whether civillian or military.

[quote author=siofra post=119462284]
Check very well, he's a Nigerian man. That's how beastly you guys behave [/quote]She is a nairaland female that's why I asked for a murder investigation.

Omooba77:
The anarchy will be worse.......

What anarchy?
That is exactly what is obtainable in the US. The only anarchy will be the one created by the government.

That is not the solution.
Weapons acquisition should be made open to citizens. That's the only way to reduce crime which will in turn render the Police weapons irrelevant.


1. A common thief usually avoids a house with dogs. An armed robber doesn't mind because he can shoot the dogs dead but an armed robber will think twice about robbing a house because he is not sure if there is a gun in it. He is at a disadvantage because the homeowner knows the house better and will outsmart him.

2. The government cannot bully or threaten citizens with guns (like the Lekki Massacre) because they have theirs too.

3. Kidnappers, bandits will have a tougher time.


Arm the citizenry and crime will reduce.

Please investigate well let's be sure she didn't kill him.
Murder is worse than rape.

If dem born Afonja well make dem install Oba of Ilorin and see wetin go happen. I don't like typing too much.

Hurry up!!

Na LeoDeKing wear black shirt!

This breakfast will be served in bed.

OP you SIMPly engaged the leeches hoping to get rotten kpekus if not you would have had a strong argument.

Kidnap + rituals loading

This should be in the Business section.

LeoDeKing:
So what's the purpose of that symbol of a propagating EM wave in the pictures?

Is that its principle of curing whatever it cures?

School na scam, school na scam, now see the result

Tell her to start fucking.

duro4chang:
They have gone there to damage our name

What name?

He's still breathing.

This year's set of UK japarians are the razzest ever. The thing just dey overshack dem.

Dog meat peppersoup goes with this weather