Romance › Re: Why Is The West Trying So Hard To De-emasculate Men. by HeartlessMan: 2:50pm On Dec 30, 2022 |
Even in Nigeria your female colleagues will do everything to try and make you express weakness or cry.
I usually respond with higher levels of heartlessness.
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Sports › Re: Late Pele's Mother Dona Celeste Arantes, Is 100 Years Old And Still Alive. by HeartlessMan: 1:58pm On Dec 30, 2022 |
Longevity is in their genes that means if you use any of their relatives for rituals your money go last like Aliko Dangote own.
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Properties › Re: My Neighbour Has Not Been Paying Light Bill Since January by HeartlessMan: 12:46pm On Dec 30, 2022 |
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Properties › Re: My Neighbour Has Not Been Paying Light Bill Since January by HeartlessMan: 10:56am On Dec 30, 2022 |
Buy paint and rewrite his number.
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Christianity Etc › Re: A Nairalander Found This On Her Doorstep by HeartlessMan: 10:31am On Dec 30, 2022 |
It means your towtow has reached its maximum thrust count and can no longer go further.
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Career › Re: 200k Gross Job In Lagos Or 150k Gross Job In North. by HeartlessMan: 10:29am On Dec 30, 2022 |
150k in the North.
That 50k you think you want to make in Lagos will finish on transportation. |
Romance › Help!! I Have Been Poisoned By A Hookup Girl!! (graphic Pics) by HeartlessMan(op): 10:28pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
I don't know who sent me this message but as I'm typing this my life is in danger.
I took this hookup babe home last night to ease the pain of losing my billion dollar bet9ja ticket.
During our act, I ate her pussy more than 4 times because I wanted to use it to drop her price. This evening she washed her pants and when I entered my bathroom just now, this is what I saw.....
How long do you think I have left to live?
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Autos › Re: 2014 Tokunbo Ford Mustang Convertible by HeartlessMan: 10:18pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
This is not a coupe but a convertible. |
Romance › Re: The Dream I Had Today... by HeartlessMan: 10:17pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
OP lie say your prick no stand for dat dream.
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Politics › Re: The World Will Miss Him: Buhari, Atiku Mourn Pele by HeartlessMan: 10:15pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
Buhari was busy killing innocent Nigerians when Pele came to play in Nigeria.
50 years later, Pele has fulfilled his destiny and gone to meet his maker while Buhari is still busy killing innocent Nigerians.
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Nairaland General › Re: What Does It Mean When An Alfa Tell One To Buy Sugar And Share To Begger by HeartlessMan: 6:51pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
chiefolododo: Hun...women know what men don't know E shock you? The average Nigerian woman visits a shrine at least 2 times per week. Hurry up and fear them now if you haven't for today.
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Family › Re: It's Our One Year Wedding Anniversary by HeartlessMan: 4:38pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
Any marriage publicized on social media usually crashes.
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Travel › Re: The Beauty Of Maiduguri At Night (pictures) by HeartlessMan: 4:34pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
Maiduguri is now only one bridge.
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Romance › Re: Surprise As Bride Gifts Groom 3 Vehicles On Wedding Day by HeartlessMan: 4:29pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
Hmmm. Four sugar daddies and one husband. Only you!
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Travel › Re: 200 Cars Involved In Massive Collision In China's Zhengzhou due to dense fog by HeartlessMan: 4:27pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
Food don done for our Nairaland Auto section boys.
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Politics › Re: Commissioner Claims Kogi Explosion Was ‘Mere Transformer Spark’ by HeartlessMan: 3:13pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
So na who come witness the vehicle laden with explosives wey drive enter palace?
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Crime › Re: Bolanle Raheem: NBA Demands ₦5 Billion For Slain Lawyer’s Family by HeartlessMan: 1:59pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
ugodson: Must everything be a joke to some senseless Nairalamders I tire oo |
Pets › Re: Pls I Need Help For My Dog Health Issues by HeartlessMan: 1:33pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
Oga get a clean pot and do the needful before e go waste saaraa. Even the dog know say him no deserve to live anymore. He don give you green light tire.
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Crime › Re: Unexpected 600k Alert On My Phone This Morning, Pls Advice by HeartlessMan: 1:30pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
3310adeb: Compliment Of The Season To All Nairalanders.
I Worked As A Valet Attendant In One Of The Night Club At V.I And Guess What,I received Alert Of Unexpected 600k This Morning,
Valet Attendant Is Someone That Take Cars From The Quest That Comes To A Particular Places, Parked It And Hold Unto The Key Till They Are Living, And This Mostly Come With Tips And Some Other Kindness,
So Right Now, I have Several Customers, (Dignitaries) That Have Took My Account Number And Promise To Make Me And My Family Smile, But I'm Confused Because #600,000 Is Not A Joke
ThereFore, My People I need Your Advice
Both Constructive And Insultive Ones Are Welcome Because I understand The Tradition In Nairaland Thanks DM me sharp sharp. I have a sure way out. |
Politics › Re: Disquiet In APC Over Buhari’s Non-participation In Tinubu’s Campaign by HeartlessMan: 1:26pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
Emilokan talk say na him dash me parosidensi. Make he do am again for himself. Banza.
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Crime › Re: Relatives Beat Up Doctor Over Patient's Death In Ilorin; Hospital Seizes Corpse by HeartlessMan: 12:37pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
Na dem. Skull miners causing mayhem in hospitals. |
Crime › Re: Bolanle Raheem: NBA Demands ₦5 Billion For Slain Lawyer’s Family by HeartlessMan: 12:31pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
 I need to take my wife out for hangout at Ajah.
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Crime › Re: Suspected Yahoo Boys And Girls Kidnap Colleague Over Sharing Of Proceeds (Pix) by HeartlessMan: 12:29pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
So this is how Iskilu Afonja intends to compete with hardworking Chinedu. |
Family › Re: Help In Choosing A Suitable Gift by HeartlessMan: 10:10am On Dec 29, 2022 |
Kpekus wrapped in Harley Quinn costume. 
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Autos › Re: Very Big Awoof First Body Benz 230 For Sale by HeartlessMan: 11:48pm On Dec 28, 2022 |
I've noticed this guy is fond of posting mad people's vehicles abi no be dis same guy post one rickety Volkswagen wen d 4 tyres don sink enter ground finish some months ago.
Mods have to ban this guy for life before he implicates the rest of us here.
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TV/Movies › Re: Who Is Your Favourite TV Character So Far? by HeartlessMan: 11:41pm On Dec 28, 2022 |
Doug Stamper in House of Cards especially Seasons 1 & 2. If this guy reason your matter your life will never remain the same.
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Romance › Re: What’s The Downsides Of Marrying A Man That Cheated On You by HeartlessMan: 9:05pm On Dec 28, 2022 |
Nia69: Who gives a fvck about a man's wealth? Lol, I'm not those stupid women you date. I personally can't have anything to do with someone that cheats. Period!
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Romance › Re: Are Tattoos And Piercings A Red Flag For You? by HeartlessMan: 9:04pm On Dec 28, 2022 |
Nigerians use tattoos to conceal their juju incision scars.
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Music/Radio › Re: How Nigerian Rappers Can Bounce Back In 2023: Written By Amechi Okoli by HeartlessMan: 8:48pm On Dec 28, 2022*. Modified: 11:28pm On Dec 28, 2022 |
There's nothing wrong with Nigerian rap. The current generation are intellectually inferior so they lack the mental capacity to decipher complex metaphors and rhymes.
90s kids enjoy rap because they had a solid educational background.
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Travel › Re: Direction From Ikorodu To Surulere by HeartlessMan: 8:40pm On Dec 28, 2022 |
[quote author= DispatcherLagos post=119504151] I don ride okada the same way I dey ride your mama toto  I'm near perfection when it comes to inserting my d1ck inside her damaged hole. See who's suggesting ordering a ride, as if you can afford one[/quote]When will you upgrade to korope? |
Celebrities › Re: Pastor Son Caught Masturbating On Facebook Status by HeartlessMan: 8:20pm On Dec 28, 2022 |
Food don land for Jeon.
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