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someone help.... I'm still yet to see the cute guy...

winkmart:
My ex just confessed to me under the influence after a very irrelevant argument that she has slept several times with my younger sister and that she introduced her into lesbianism. Damn!!!

I just don't know what to do to her at this moment. She is still right beside me.

I must confess, am totally distraught-ed and I don't know if I will be able to forgive her

http://confessionsnigeria.com/category/8/taboo?page=2

That's obviously the best revenge she could thought of...

scantee:
ya i undersands ur point just that is not that easy knowing how far you have gone with ur plans for over 3yrs now, it hurts more because i singlehandedly relegated all my female friends to the bench only to make her comfortable & win her trust, believe me i have hundreds of female crushers but i never gave them the chance just to make her happy..<in my next world i would never date a student> again....

100 female crushers? jeez! the boy na van vicker

rheether:
What is it with davidos love for fire arms?

you think he might probably be into boko haram niggaz?

shit happens really... as for me ooo, I ain't bothered about which tribe you're from or you generated from... there's this particular Benin girl who magadized 4 of my friend, and wanted to do the same to me, I laughed " not when alpha male's blood still runs in me" to her grated surprise. I played some mind games and blew her head with some intelligent and cunning moves and words. she bastard fell for me and was even hinting about marriage. taaaaah! I bleeped her hard and used her, collected all get money and turned her into a dunce, and dumped aftermath.. Lwkmd! this happened 2 years ago, I bet she's still begging to come back till date.. what am I trying to insinuate here? tribe doesn't matter, I'm a typical kogi boy and I bet no girl, I mean no girl has ever played me and will never.

shit happens really... as for me ooo, I ain't bothered about which tribe you're from or you generated from... there's this particular Benin girl who magadized 4 of my friend, and wanted to do the same to me, I laughed " not when alpha male's blood still runs in me" to her grated surprise. I played some mind games and blew her head with some intelligent and cunning moves and words. she bastard fell for me and was even hinting about marriage. taaaaah! I bleeped her hard and used her, collected all get money and turned get into a dunce, and dumped aftermath.. Lwkmd! this happened 2 years ago, I bet she's still begging to come back till date.. what am I trying to insinuate here? tribe doesn't matter, I'm a typical kogi boy and I bet no girl, I mean no girl has ever played me and will never.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]i'll give you a 2/10...and that's because you have a face. [/color]

gbam! summer slam

allanphash7:
I can bet it that the are not fully from kogi because the last i checked all kogi born that have come across dont usually handome or beautiful




My opinion tho



Halimat how far now ? I'm still available

baffled and bewildered! actually I've encountered so many clown and dumb people, but how come yours seems special? racism at it peak. create a counter thread lah... Baba comment sef no follow English gree, na so so gbagx. gibberish fool am die. Mtcheeew!! I'd advice you check ma dp as to see that kogites are naturally cute and stupendous.. gerrarahea MOER-FUCKER

emmanuel596:
Whatever I know hw unreliable ladies can be am even iff I see my bro ontop of her I won't b suprised onlly came here 4 advice........stay mute and tanks 4s ur previous writeups

chuckles! Stay mute? If only you could see how that ish appear to me. I comment wherever i wish to comment, nairaland has not boundary. I'd advice you cease posting crab or else i'll continue to comment.

emmanuel596:
On skype oloshi

i see. Mumu, better try and get your dumb brother off the lane, cause i believe that bitch go soon concider him

emmanuel596:
On skype oloshi

i see. Mumu, better try and get your dumb brother off the lane, cause i believe that bitch go soon concider

emmanuel596:
Yes he's d 1 am following

on Twitter or instagram?

Maybe he thought your relationship with her isn't that serious nor strong. If you trully love this girl. Then tell him and let him know how much you love this girl.

tosyne2much:
Hahaha


Funny u... But the guy use style fine ooooo


Abi na sarcastic statement u dey make ni?

yeah... You're right, atleast him fine pass zouma

faith551:
Awww, so cute, Am blushing already. Thanks

whatever

Concord. 100% she's dope like crack

faith551:
The baby face adorned by those fierce eyes, so beautiful.
Just like a hung guy with a handsome innocent look, a picture of me

honestly, after reading your comment. At an excessive high speed like a jet, i rushed to profile to check your so called d.p as to compare it with your comment. Mehn! I was damn dissapointed, bro. I bet if i meet you one on one in a silent environment at night. I go run. C'mon, you look like ape. An afghanistan ape for that matter.. Abeg swerve

ritababe:
lol, i wonder why some guys dey behave as if them go die without sexx.

grin! If only you know how sweet that sh*t is, expecially when a dude is about to release.. You be like oh! My God, God God.. As in, e make sense die

MissSlimbody:
I no know who slim pass between me and this babe sef

omo, you slim die.. Infact you be like broom.. You ca9 decide to break anytime.. Guess what i hate slim girls, i expect you to be sad about this

chronique:
Hi folks! I just bought a baby parrot,but do not have experience training birds(especially a parrot). Can anyone help me out with useful tips?

where the heck is the picture?? You fooling around?

I'm in a long distance relationship which most most people hardly consider faithful, well I'm not objecting. Yesterday, she wrote something on her status saying " All I'm trying to say, is that distance is a bitch" i couldn't comprehend what she might actually be insinuating to. But, I know she's referring to our relationship. I'm supposed to ask her, but I decided to keep quite and quest what she could actually be insinuating to. I tried cracking my brain as to know the meaning, and two things came to my brain.
1. I thought maybe she was trying to Blame distance for not making come from the same state.
2. Maybe she actually means that distance is nothing in our relationship. Or otherwise.. What's your take on this lads? I just need an advice, not that I'm fully committed , I just wanna know my place. That's it. Thank you in anticipation for your advice

eaglechild:
Brilliant one

wicked guy

I fit lash am self

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benedictnsi:
@Op this your juju no go work for where Lagos, portharcout, Enugu, Warri or Abuja girls dey... You hear

If you like, you use juju..... Except if you are talking about Akwa ibom girls or Ogbanje girls

I'm a living witness hommie... I used it and it worked... but I was rather arrogant to her, she got really angry with me and started that I'm playing her heart. so, I apologized. and now she discovered how much I love her. since she realize that. she been dey play my heart seriously... Charles advice how do I get her to stop playing my heart.. anybody can advice

psychologist:
In the parable of the sower, those guys that God gave talents were Nigerians
The 1st is igbo
The 2nd is hausa
The 3rd is


God has blessed igbos with talents.....
Aba the potential china of Africa and the world at large

RACIST!! Imagine them come use this Afghanistan ape do president. Mr Man, you ain't got WIT... if brains were to be countries yours would have been bukina faso... demented oaf

IamLEGEND1:
The butthurt is real.
I simply asked you to take your mental breakdown to the health section,qualified peeps are available there to help you.

so if you like,keep replying me with ur gbagaun-riddled English and be feeling fly..... it doesn't change the fact that ur neural pathways are damaged.

God of english, i salute. Now start highlighting my gbagaun before odin rape you na na

gab264:
she z kinda plyin hard nii..
Just keep up and amend those parts, u ain't getting wif her.
May be with time she will come to her senses.
For me, if she utter that word to me like" ( am playing wif her heart), all I will do,………is to cuddle her and give her a warm kiss I bait she will understand.………
Op try to be romantic with her, gurls like dah a lot.

wait, no be human being be this?

IamLEGEND1:
I don't brawl with people with a distinct lack of common sense.
So run along now and go caress a live wire or something.
I'm done here bítch.

look at this gay, you can't brawl but you can offend... Advice; don't price what you can't pay... It's rather too obvious your stupidity is beyond any human imagination. You should learn to be prudent, i never tagged your demented subriquent on ma God damn thread. You wish to comment, but next time comment laka wittism lad. Hence, i cease typing as to not get poluted by your cheeky wit

IamLEGEND1:
if the shoe na somebody own nko?

So pls take ur problem to the health section. we have shrinks there.

trying seriously to avoid ish but yah seems to have the appetite.. Now what ya saying hommie? Ya want brawl? I've bundles. Now, start typing, ape

amicable09:
lol... Why do you guys have to make me laugh uncontrollably? OP, reading this your post felt like I was hearing you talk, are you stuttering or something?

don't feel bad dear, alot of people have no sense