The song no sweet ...

Funny ..come to ekiti state and see how guys are doing this biz ...17 years boys hitting millions ....EKITI state should be on that list ...thank god for yahoo sha...God bless America...

That's how some of you miss your God sent all In the name of forming shiiii. ..I pirii u...continue

Jglad:
She no get money before she go supermarket ni Y some girls like to dey behave like "I neva chop"


At least, code for the first time, after exchanging number then tell him ur mind...

better pikin. ..

LuvU2:
I wont gv him my number too. U dnt treat a lady like thar
Even if u didn't want ta pay dont leave when its payment time.

olosho

We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re “private”.

really crazy in deed

Cannabis sativa... tested and trusted

1. Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day or sing Sweet Mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him. 2. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty. 3. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopy. 4. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father 5. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’. 6. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining, because you are not an umbrella. 7. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don’t need to call those things “your breasts”. It’s called COW BELL, OUR MILK! Repeat after me, OUR MILK! 8. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire. 9. All I hear always is, ‘No sex before marriage?’ If that was God’s plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day. 10. Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sucking men’s d*ck is what baffles me. Where did they learn it from? 11. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face. 12. Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex. 13. Some of the girls of today can’t even jog for five minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for two hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one-week crusade. 14. I stopped trusting ladies when my class three girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror. 15. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a “broke” man who’s extremely good in bed. 16. Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for one hour in bed. 17. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever, because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional. 18. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts that will suffer the most. 19. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real. 20. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to schoolgirls, just buy your wife a school uniform. 21. It is every man’s dream to remove a woman’s pant one day but NOT when it’s on a drying line. 22. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newlywed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!” 21. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow. 22. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re “private”. 23. My dear ladies, please don’t buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick. 24. It’s better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill. 25. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum & you realise witchcraft is real

pree me - burna boy

poksmahn:
there's nothing sweet there.. you hug one of them and you smell like burnt grass for three days. unless you bath with Ariel detergent

haha haha...but that's not true ...

taiocol:
CALABAR 5K

mumu...for ur mind u don talk abi ..??

PabloOmoEscobar:
You should just give her all. Borrow another #200 to stake yours


Sebi your head is not correct. Wa wa alright

and If she is ur sister ..U will be crying on here that the guy cheated on ur sister .

mikezuruki:
Guy, why you tell your babe say the ticket win? At worst, she for demand her #200 back.

brother ...u re greedy ...na ur type dey leave ur wife for house go meet olosho for outside ..werey united

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na u need sense pass ....

Smellymouth:


Was the girlfriend there when the mum gave birth to him?

mumu question..Is his mom dere wen he experiment different style with the babe ...olofo

makydebbie:
See your life

You'll give bae 200k and mum 100k, bro you need help

was his mom d person who gave him the 200 to stake .?..u re just fucking fake ..it's ur type who Wil want more if you were the gal in question ..cyber winch

KissChrix:
Ma nigga, just return Her #200

u re evil ...

skillful01:
How 200N take resemble 250K.
op give her 20k,shey na she do the staking

she didn't do the staking ..but she gave the money for the staking ...she deserves more than just a tip ...give her a good percentage

meekyrozzay:



WOULD GIVE MY MOM 100K OUT OF MINE

good one bro

makydebbie:
Good kweshion

he said " his gf gave him the money to play the game nah...so if she ask for the money she deserve it ..What if she didn't give him the money nkan ?

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becos he shared in the girl's food, u called him stupid ? but if the op was a guy and posted this ...you will run your mouth like a spoilt vehicle and call him stingy abi? I know your type...so I will just Waka pass . I hiss for ur matter ...

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Benita27:
Na good thing.

Is ask I ask ..

Benita27:
Na good thing.

Is ask I ask ..

Chepy1:
Thanks bro

Welcome man ....

Chepy1:

The normal magas wey dey fyn love online ni, but I dey think of to enter money wire, I just need better computer guru.

Ok ,. Make I hook you up ., I get one bad hacker ...but me no get time for long thing ...na quick money I dey hustle ., and allah has been good ...must make money . ..

Chepy1:
Bro I dey fyn o....Clients dey do well ni, what of yours ?

I bless God ...wich work dey hot for ur side ., make we share money ..

Chepy1:

How var., hope ur client dey do u well sha ..?

Shey yahoo come be bad thing ni ....

My friend always told me . " if you like xomething and you want it ,.go for it in d slightest chance you have ,cos you are not the only one who might have eyes for it .