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Romance / Re: 12,869 Downloads.. Wow by heddiebanks(m): 9:19pm On Mar 07, 2017 |
The song no sweet ... |
Crime / Re: The Top 10 Cities With The Most Yahoo Yahoo Boys In Nigeria By ThatYorubaDude by heddiebanks(m): 11:36pm On Mar 02, 2017 |
Funny ..come to ekiti state and see how guys are doing this biz ...17 years boys hitting millions ....EKITI state should be on that list ...thank god for yahoo sha...God bless America... 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: What Did I Do Wrong To This Guy? by heddiebanks(m): 7:49am On Feb 21, 2017 |
That's how some of you miss your God sent all In the name of forming shiiii. ..I pirii u...continue |
Romance / Re: Recession Guys: See Why Girl Snubbed Guy At A Mall by heddiebanks(m): 11:53am On Feb 17, 2017 |
Jglad: better pikin. .. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Recession Guys: See Why Girl Snubbed Guy At A Mall by heddiebanks(m): 11:50am On Feb 17, 2017 |
LuvU2: olosho |
Romance / Crazy by heddiebanks(m): 8:08am On Feb 17, 2017 |
We are living in a generation
where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts
but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re “private”. really crazy in deed |
Romance / Re: I Need Drugs Badly by heddiebanks(m): 9:13pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
Cannabis sativa... tested and trusted |
Romance / Re: Funny Sex Proverbs by heddiebanks(m): 12:42pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
1. Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s
Day or sing Sweet Mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding
him.
2. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty
because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.
3. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still
single, you are not different from a canopy.
4. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is
sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman
father
5. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil
comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.
6. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss
you” only when it’s raining, because you are not an umbrella.
7. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don’t need to call
those things “your breasts”. It’s called COW BELL, OUR MILK!
Repeat after me, OUR MILK!
8. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take
a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian
innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
9. All I hear always is, ‘No sex before marriage?’ If that was God’s
plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding
day.
10. Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt
in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sucking
men’s d*ck is what baffles me. Where did they learn it from?
11. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are
lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.
12. Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around
with evidence that you’ve had sex.
13. Some of the girls of today can’t even jog for five minutes but
they expect a guy to last in bed with you for two hours? Your level of
selfishness demands a one-week crusade.
14. I stopped trusting ladies when my class three girlfriend left me
for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.
15. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a
relationship with a “broke” man who’s extremely good in bed.
16. Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five
minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for one hour in bed.
17. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever,
because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become
emotional.
18. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts that
will suffer the most.
19. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than
send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.
20. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to
schoolgirls, just buy your wife a school uniform.
21. It is every man’s dream to remove a woman’s pant one day but
NOT when it’s on a drying line.
22. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from
his newlywed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any longer
because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token
of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination
marking schemes and for Lorry fares!”
21. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that
wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
22. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to
touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’
phones because they’re “private”.
23. My dear ladies, please don’t buy a selfie stick when your armpit
itself needs a shaving stick.
24. It’s better for a man to be stingy with his money because he
hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill.
25. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than
send it to your mum & you realise witchcraft is real 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: What Song Would You Play First on This System? by heddiebanks(m): 2:47am On Jan 19, 2017 |
pree me - burna boy |
Romance / Re: 6 Reasons Why Stoners Make The Best Boyfriends by heddiebanks(m): 1:37pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
poksmahn: haha haha...but that's not true ... |
Romance / Re: Places In Nigeria Where You Meet Runs Girl And Price by heddiebanks(m): 5:08pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
taiocol:mumu...for ur mind u don talk abi ..?? |
Romance / Re: I Won 400k On Nairabet And I Decide To Give My Gf 200k. Is That Not Fair Enough? by heddiebanks(m): 4:13pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
PabloOmoEscobar:and If she is ur sister ..U will be crying on here that the guy cheated on ur sister . |
Romance / Re: I Won 400k On Nairabet And I Decide To Give My Gf 200k. Is That Not Fair Enough? by heddiebanks(m): 4:11pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
mikezuruki: brother ...u re greedy ...na ur type dey leave ur wife for house go meet olosho for outside ..werey united |
Romance / Re: I Won 400k On Nairabet And I Decide To Give My Gf 200k. Is That Not Fair Enough? by heddiebanks(m): 4:09pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
[quote author=coolestchris post=52098262][/quote] na u need sense pass .... |
Romance / Re: I Won 400k On Nairabet And I Decide To Give My Gf 200k. Is That Not Fair Enough? by heddiebanks(m): 4:07pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
Smellymouth: mumu question..Is his mom dere wen he experiment different style with the babe ...olofo |
Romance / Re: I Won 400k On Nairabet And I Decide To Give My Gf 200k. Is That Not Fair Enough? by heddiebanks(m): 4:05pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
judeefcc: |
Romance / Re: I Won 400k On Nairabet And I Decide To Give My Gf 200k. Is That Not Fair Enough? by heddiebanks(m): 4:04pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
makydebbie: was his mom d person who gave him the 200 to stake .?..u re just fucking fake ..it's ur type who Wil want more if you were the gal in question ..cyber winch |
Romance / Re: I Won 400k On Nairabet And I Decide To Give My Gf 200k. Is That Not Fair Enough? by heddiebanks(m): 4:02pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
KissChrix: u re evil ... |
Romance / Re: I Won 400k On Nairabet And I Decide To Give My Gf 200k. Is That Not Fair Enough? by heddiebanks(m): 4:01pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
skillful01: she didn't do the staking ..but she gave the money for the staking ...she deserves more than just a tip ...give her a good percentage |
Romance / Re: I Won 400k On Nairabet And I Decide To Give My Gf 200k. Is That Not Fair Enough? by heddiebanks(m): 3:58pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
meekyrozzay: good one bro |
Romance / Re: I Won 400k On Nairabet And I Decide To Give My Gf 200k. Is That Not Fair Enough? by heddiebanks(m): 3:57pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
makydebbie: he said " his gf gave him the money to play the game nah...so if she ask for the money she deserve it ..What if she didn't give him the money nkan ? |
Romance / Re: . by heddiebanks(m): 7:27pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
[quote author=JoyTracy post=51487727]Some Guys Are just stupid[/ becos he shared in the girl's food, u called him stupid ? but if the op was a guy and posted this ...you will run your mouth like a spoilt vehicle and call him stingy abi? I know your type...so I will just Waka pass . I hiss for ur matter ... |
Romance / Re: Advice Needed Please!. by heddiebanks(m): 11:03pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Romance / Re: Advice Needed Please!. by heddiebanks(m): 9:58am On Jul 27, 2016 |
Chepy1: Welcome man .... |
Romance / Re: Advice Needed Please!. by heddiebanks(m): 9:49am On Jul 27, 2016 |
Chepy1: Ok ,. Make I hook you up ., I get one bad hacker ...but me no get time for long thing ...na quick money I dey hustle ., and allah has been good ...must make money . .. |
Romance / Re: Advice Needed Please!. by heddiebanks(m): 9:39am On Jul 27, 2016 |
Chepy1:I bless God ...wich work dey hot for ur side ., make we share money .. |
Romance / Re: Advice Needed Please!. by heddiebanks(m): 9:26am On Jul 27, 2016 |
Chepy1:How var., hope ur client dey do u well sha ..? |
Romance / Re: Advice Needed Please!. by heddiebanks(m): 8:34am On Jul 27, 2016 |
Shey yahoo come be bad thing ni .... |
Romance / Re: Which Wooing Is Better In Church? Quick Response Needed by heddiebanks(m): 6:08am On Jun 22, 2016 |
My friend always told me . " if you like xomething and you want it ,.go for it in d slightest chance you have ,cos you are not the only one who might have eyes for it . 1 Like |
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