₦airaland Forum

kokomaster3d:
I don't know why I hate GEJ. He looks too dull to be a leader. He doesn't even inspire me as a leader. He also look too weak, too 'mumuish', he doesn't have the confidence and charisma of a leader.

You try. Shebi the idiot in Aso Rock now has enough "confidence and charisma"? Shebi he is leading you well, and he inspires you as a leader? If so, then you have really poor taste in inspiration.

I didn't like the song at first because I thought it sounded kind of disjointed, but it slowly grew on me. No thanks to the incessant playing of the song everywhere one goes.

I'm not sure what this kind of arrangement is called, but here is the thing.

Let's say I have N200 million right now, and I prefer to have it fixed in a bank, with weekly standing order payments of N100k drawn from it to another account in another bank - for the next couple of years and beyond. I want it in such a way that under no circumstances would I be able to withdraw anything from that account except the stipulated weekly standing order debits. How do I structure this arrangement, and what kind of interest rate regime would the bank apply?

Curvy? Who is that particular supermod that likes that word 'curvy' (Lalasticlala I assume)'? Na every girl dey be curvy for your eye?

madridguy:
Sai Baba till 2023

Whoever came up with that 'zombie' description for you idiots must be a genius. It fits you lot perfectly.

An achievement that you didn't do anything to earn? It's just like bragging about how tall you are or how hairy you are. These are eBay url phenomena. Dem born you meet am. You didn't have to 'work hard' or be smart to have a so-called big penis, so it's definitely not an achievement.

An achievement is what you worked for or earned.

sarrki:
I am a die hard pmb fan

I love him dearly

Unconditional love

Know apologies

But will resist and mobilized against any attempt on fuel hike as speculated in some quarters.

Also want to believe the speculators, coz this is always the situation that always necessitated fuel hike.

Pmb we trust you please don't let us down

I can see that your asslicking job is getting tougher. Guess this is your own way of indirectly clamouring for a pay rise.

Thousands of jobless, illiterate, hopeless idiots. Including the fool they all came out to watch.

How I wish balls of fire rained from the heavens to consume those bastards and burnthem all to ashes.

webincomeplus:
Why did you tag a .ng domain a misfortune? It's not! It has its own benefits and can bring great results when used correctly. That said, a .ng domain name will struggle a bit internationally because it's a country-specific TLD. By registering a .ng domain, you already instructed search engines indirectly to regard yor site as one that caters only to Nigerians. So, if you want a domain name that will do well internationally, stick with the .com, .org, and other others that aren'tc country-specific.

Well, your response shows why I consider having a dot NG domain to be a misfortune. The fact that it will struggle to get good international traffic. And of course, international traffic is where the big money is (high CPC, Amazon, etc). I assume there is no way around it (the blog is long running already)

Having said that, what are the monetisation advantages of a dot NG domain blog, and how best should one harness it?

webincomeplus:
When some people hear the word "blogging", the first things that come to their minds are "celebrity gossip" and "adsense". And that alone explains why most Nigerian newbie blogger never go far.

Succeeding as a blogger, especially these days, is all about creativity. Gone are the days when blogging for passion would cut it. These days, get ready to blog about what people are actively searching the web for, not necessarily your passion. And you must be ready to look beyond Adsense.

For example, one of my Amazon niche sites earns about $600 monthly. The same site generates just 150-200, visits per day. If I were to rely on Adsense with such meager traffic, I won't earn $100 in one year! Ironically, I recently sold another site of mine that was earning around $120 per month through Adsense. Could you believe this site generates about 2000 daily unique visits? That's 1/5 of what I earn with an affiliate site that attracts less than 10% of the traffic. So, it's not all about Adsense. Adsense is a traffic volume game, and making headway with it takes a lot of time. Of course, it's much easier to reach 100 daily visits than it is to reach 1000 daily visits. And remember, 100 daily visits is enough to fetch you decent profit from Amazon affiliate marketing or any other reputable foreign affiliate program.

I agree with the OP that it's better to have a good job when starting a blog. And that's because blogging doesn't bring overnight returns. Sometimes, it could take up to one year or longer to start fetching decent monthly income. And of you're expecting quick returns from blogging, you'll get frustrated.

Finally, the argument that people should avoid blogging because it's saturated is the dumbest I've heard in recent times. Don't you know that most blogs out there end up being abandoned? Don't you know that more than 70 percent of blogs on the web are actually not fetching their owners anything? So, there's not as much competition as you think. I still started 2 fresh blogs six months ago, and both have started gaining traction, each already generating hundreds of visits daily. And they're even both targeted at Nigerians. So, no matter what, there will always be room for new players who have the sense creativity to stand out and can play their cards right.

Quick question bro, do you think a blog with the misfortune of having a dot NG domain can ever cut it internationally? Can a dot NG domain blog get massive consistent organic traffic from top tier countries - particularly the United States and Canada? Especially for wellbeing niches targeted at visitors from these countries?

You're clearly very ignorant, and this is evident in your thinly veiled cynical remark about the 'source' of Linda Ikeji's wealth.

At her peak, Linda was making more than $2k daily from Adsense alone, and a total monthly haul dangerously approaching N100m. Believe it or not.

How? You must be very stupid, just like other girls like you.

After marrying you, you will tell me that I shouldn't cheat on you.... and when I inevitably do, you will start talking about gender equality and why you have the right to "do as I do." Na who send you? Who need the imprisonment called marriage more?

The baby mama arrangement works perfectly. Until when these so-called Instagram and Twitter era Nigerian woemen understand two important things: (1) You can't expect or force your man to be faithful (to cut down on his guyman lifestyle). (2). You are NOT allowed to imitate him, to also have your own affairs outside because he is doing so. In other words, you are not equal in that aspect.

If you're getting married, allow the man to slow down at his own pace (if he chooses to), and you too must lock your pussy to other men and be submissive, regardless of what the man does.

If these conditions are unacceptable to you, then DO NOT force men into marriage. Stay single and live by your own principles the way you want. Don't try to force your rubbish down an innocent man's throat.

That yansh in the third picture is my own yoke.

So our national unity is more important than human lives? Is it by force to be united, even at the expense of human lives?

Just imagining how many Nigerians N50b can lift out of poverty, for good.

Diso60090:
if not one of the richest man in the world then tell me who i q EPP?

A typical Nigerian mumu. Such a colossal embodiment of foolishness.

I bet you don't know the contribution of these geniuses to the advancement of mankind through groundbreaking research and development, developing and testing new theories, and expanding the frontiers of knowledge. This complex idea is beyond the scope of your primitive brain.

To you, everything is about money. You think everyone is motivated by money?

harry2sexy:
Well spoken but I've come to see that we always miss past Presidents after a while from Obj to Yar'Adua to Gej.
I'm confidently sure that by the middle of 2020, we'll be missing buhari once again and I begin to as myself,what is wrong with my people?

I can confidently tell you that nobody would miss Buhari ever, except those thieves and hirelings that benefitted from his administration. His government is the worst in Nigeria's history. He even managed to 'better' his own record...by being worse than his 1983-1985 clueless self. Absolutely nothing has been achieved under him - not even the much vaunted war on corruption (that's the most painful part). The NNPC is still a cesspool of corruption as it has always been, government officials are still looting funds, but yet they escape without punishment (Lawal, Kyari , ministers, IGP, etc), new heights of corruption are being reached under him (reinstatement of wanted criminals like Maina), etc.

To make matters worse, infrastructure development is zero, inflation is unprecedented, circulation of money in the economy is restricted to an all time low (making purchasing power lower than ever), crime is spiralling out of control more than ever before (wanton kidnappings, Fulani herdsmen killing, etc). So what good would this fool called Buhari be remembered for?

Some people enter new year inside club, on top drinking smoking and flexing, but yet that no mean say God no go bless them more this year.

Some other people enter new year for inside church, with night vigil and heavy casting and binding prayer. But still them fit continue to suffer this year as dem suffer the previous years.

Na wetin we go call this kind thing?

coolh3ad:
If Linda Ikeji owns a mansion in Banana island, why can't P-square own one??

Lol. Linda Ikeji is far richer than the duo of PSquare.

BlueRayDick:
Why do I have a feeling this is a service appartment which he pays rent on annually?

More like service apartments in which he owns an apartment, not the entire building.

Na wa for these fake bloggers and the lazy Nairaland moderators. The house is in Park View Estate, not Banana Island.

It keeps getting worse with each passing day. I'm even too weak to react to this kind of buffoonery. And this disgusting bastard calls himself a professor of law?

Lol. A prolific and unrepentant Oshodi agbero like MC is now on instagram. Sotay he is even seeking attention with a fake Allah appearance Wolf cry. Slay Omo-Ita.

Kuku kill me. Hehehehe. Abeg I need a befitting meme.

I know not everyone has the luxury of a decent upbringing or even a private space to rest and philosophise deeply about life, so anyone who does these kinds of things might never be 'sane' enough to understand me. But then, come on, my fellow Nigerian money chasers need to understand that there are limits.

Money is not an end in itself. It is only a means to an end. A means to a very temporary end. There should be limits to what you should do for money. The paper chase is not a zero sum game. It is not do or die.

Agreed, I know how materialistic and money obsessed our society is. Parents, elders, neighbours, the church, girls, boys... Most people seem to accord undue accolades to anyone that appears to have money. Without money, it seems you're spat upon, disrespected and even ignored. Seemingly. But that is a mirage. At the end of the day it is all an illusion; a very temporary illusion.

Having to kidnap anyone, let alone a baby, because you want to get money (to show off) shows you have a limited understanding of life.

May God save these lost souls.

Nawteemaxie:
Remind me who Solidstar is again...?

One of Nigeria's best, albeit underrated, music artistes.

Proudgorgeousga:
I hope whatever it is you worship will cure your sorrows and bitterness. every lady ain't like your retardeđ sisters and mum who suck dick to get employed.

Lol. Again you miss the point. I even overestimated your sense.

Bimbo. Go suck a new year dick. That's all you understand.

Now get lost.

Jirate:
When I Saw These Tickets on Nairaland, I said to myself, Quitters don Win AND I Won’t Stop till I make my Millions…….

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With only N800, Someone won well over 74 Million Naira.

These codes no longer work. How can we see the games he played and so forth?

Proudgorgeousga:
chai see bitterness and pain. it will get worse for your type. more women are getting into the work force. get with the times

I guess you are jobless and single hence the frustrations.

Lol. I'm doing quite well for a "jobless" guy...with enough skills to earn an independent living you can only dream of. In any case that's besides the point I made very lucidly.

The point is, how many old men's greasy balls did you have to suck before you landed your job? And how many are you still sucking to retain that job? Cos it's clear you (and many of your kind) lack the skills to earn a legitimate living on your own, or even the competence to get or hold any decent job under fair conditions.

That's an indirect way of saying that other Nigerians should emulate the political enslavement of the South West to the North.

Unlike the slavish South West who readily prostrate before their abokki masters, some of us enterprising Nigerians are unapologetically proud, fully conscious of our worth, and well aware of our innate substance. We don't depend on politics and government money for our sustenance as a people. We don't rely on the forced marriage called Nigeria for our daily bread, so we would rather die than be slaves to mentally and intellectually handicapped cattle rearers.

Misterdhee1:
Lol...The economy must have hit you hard last year...Wish you better days this year...But firstly bin your stupidity. It's not befitting

Look at this nincompoop. You think all of us leech on the government like you useless APC apologists who depend on crumbs and handouts from Buhari's goons?

Quit advertising your foolishness and get lost. Mention me again and you will meet your Waterloo.

Pataricatering:
Lol !!i hope you won’t jump off a bridge soon - this anger is too much !

Maybe you were born yesterday, that's why you don't remember how ruthless these same bigoted idiots were when tackling Jonathan in the build up to 2015. What kind of insult wasn't peddled at him then? It all came to a head when they unfairly pushed him out of power after riddling him with unprintable invectives.

Buhari's turn is here, and this is just the beginning. He would have a massive dose of his own medicine.

Misterdhee1:
It's a new year bro...Borrow or get sense...It's too early to be stupid

Stupidity defines you and everything about you. And sense would continue to elude you throughout this year. Goat.