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PoliticsRe: Ayo Fayose And Wife, Feyisetan's Throwback Photos After 29 Years Of Marriage by Heemcelph: 9:47am On Aug 03, 2018
huh huh undecided undecided
CrimeRe: IMSU Student Collapse During Graduation Party Celebration - Photos by Heemcelph: 6:35pm On Aug 02, 2018
And how is this a crime?
NYSCRe: Kebbi Corpers Decamped For Smoking Weed And Other Drugs At NYSC Camp by Heemcelph: 10:23am On Aug 02, 2018
SAMBARRY:
you seem to forget what nysc is

National youth SERVICE corps. With emphasis on service. You are rendering service to your fatherland. At least before you become oga you have to SERVE someone. Every boss was once a service person to someone so corpers need to stop feeling like they're all that. A vice chancellor today was once a student, was once a junior lecturer running errands for hod . Even I myself was once a corper. I ran errands for my oga which includes picking up her kids from school, buying food for staff when there was meeting. nysc is not a place to come and show yourself with I am this or that or my father is Dangote,my mother is alakija. I helped my ogas photocopy documents, open the door before they come, call cleaners to sweep the office etc. It's just for 1 year na. So just make a good impression of yourself

When I left, I didn't even know they were watching and observing me. On my last day of work, my oga credited my account with 100k and the other lesser ogas gave me fabrics etc

Beyond that corpers may need recommendation letters for whatever purpose.whether to travel abroad for masters or get a job. So they need to drop stupidity and pride at the doorstep of their house. If you are doing nysc, you are going to serve everyone in your ppa including clerk that doesn't have a university degree because it is a place for training, humility and official skill acquisition be it filing documents, photocopying or printing documents
Of course I know what NYSC is and then again I know when one is being exploited, most of the things you mentioned up there, would you consider them legally your job as a corp member? (Your honesty would be appreciated). NYSC has lost its meaning and purpose a very long time ago, NYSC is now a cliché. I don't have much energy to talk plenty on this, I'll leave you to your opinion, after all we are all entitled to our opinions.

P.S. There are errands one must run for a boss as a corp member e.g photocopying, taking official letters to other firms etc. Picking up kids from school isn't office related, it is never your job except it's at will or you're doing your boss a favour but most bosses would make such seem like it's part of your job.
RomanceRe: Corper Proposes To His Corper Lover In Ebonyi State (pics, Video) by Heemcelph: 10:14am On Aug 02, 2018
FF
NYSCRe: Kebbi Corpers Decamped For Smoking Weed And Other Drugs At NYSC Camp by Heemcelph: 9:13am On Aug 02, 2018
SAMBARRY:
oga is going to work in the next 45 minutes and he needs it typed so that he can read and make necessary corrections before going with it to the meeting .so what is there? Moreover we're training her to produce a quality work within a short while
I just feel the time given to type 10 pages is too small. Most places of primary assignments expect way too much from corp members, some would even turn you to an errand boy/girl, for some you'd think their PPA is to drive their bosses.
NYSCRe: Kebbi Corpers Decamped For Smoking Weed And Other Drugs At NYSC Camp by Heemcelph: 8:40am On Aug 02, 2018
SAMBARRY:
All these baby /immature corpers they post to different work places these days. SMH. They're an apology. They have serious growing up to do. So inefficient, lazy and lopsided. All the females know how to do is sculpture their faces with different colors while the boys will wear ear piece with sagged trousers to their place of primary assignment. Just look at them. Very annoying things.yet they cannot take correction. They'll be doing as if they know everything. The fact that they're graduates always sharks them. Yet they don't know Jack other than smoking weed and fucking each other


There's one childish one around our office. I don't hesitate to lambast her when she should be typing a document, she will be painting her useless little nails.

To even compose official letter or draft minute lipsrsealed


OK type this 10page work in 15 minutes, war. OK send e. mail to xyz, she will be on facebook undecided

Yet na she go dey every social media. They flash cleavage come work
10 pages in 15 minutes? You sef fear God nau, abi you think say you employ typist, even typist go fail to deliver 10 pages in 15 minutes.
NYSCRe: Kebbi Corpers Decamped For Smoking Weed And Other Drugs At NYSC Camp by Heemcelph: 7:40pm On Aug 01, 2018
egbarison:
SO ARE THEY GOING TO PICK ANOTHER JAMB FORM?
No, they'd have to register for NYSC again next year or so.
NYSCRe: Kebbi Corpers Decamped For Smoking Weed And Other Drugs At NYSC Camp by Heemcelph: 7:39pm On Aug 01, 2018
Factfinder1:
Same nonsense you people always either real or fake smokers I detest all
If you don't find yourself doing something(s), you don't have to "detest" anynody for engaging in such. There are things you've done or still doing that you're not proud of.
NYSCRe: Kebbi Corpers Decamped For Smoking Weed And Other Drugs At NYSC Camp by Heemcelph: 6:52pm On Aug 01, 2018
SeyiAyorinde:
Dakingari....But what of those soldiers smoking weeds freely ?
Because your father does anyhow in his house doesn't mean you should also do anyhow in your father's house.
NYSCRe: Kebbi Corpers Decamped For Smoking Weed And Other Drugs At NYSC Camp by Heemcelph: 6:48pm On Aug 01, 2018
kunkelhanspeter:
Is smoking now a crime in Nigeria NYSC camp?
Just confused
You no see "weed" there abi wetin huh huh huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy For Programme Management Officer, Human Settlements At The United Nation by Heemcelph: 11:17am On Aug 01, 2018
Job requirements these days would make one seem like there would never be a suitable job out there for him/her.
undecided undecided
This is more like the most flexible requirements I've seen.
If na naija own jobs now, you go see something like "not above 25yrs, must have a phd and a 10yrs working experience". Simply just tell us you're not employing. Shikenan!
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Galaxy Tab A For Grab (PRICE REVIEWED) by Heemcelph(op): 11:03pm On Jul 31, 2018
If you're taking the two all at once then a discount awaits you. wink
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Galaxy Tab A For Grab (PRICE REVIEWED) by Heemcelph(op): 10:59pm On Jul 31, 2018
Still available.
RomanceRe: Durex Condoms Are Recalled After They Failed Burst Pressure Tests by Heemcelph: 4:47pm On Jul 31, 2018
Shukusheka:
I knew it! The last durex I bought was a big disappointment, just ordinary 7 rounds of sex the condom tore and couldn't be reused.

Now I prefer to wear 3 gold circle at a go.
Even roundabout no fit go seven rounds cheesy cheesy. I hope you know say seven rounds no mean say you go put and comot am seven times
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview Etiquette 101: My Personal Experience As A Recruiter by Heemcelph: 2:37pm On Jul 31, 2018
LaudableXX:
Lol! First, get a skill and some good certifications, preferably in an ICT field. sad Learn as much as you can, about the career field you wish to specialise in. Then volunteer if possible, on different projects. Add value to yourself, by reading and taking free online courses, or trainings if you can find any. It helps you get prepared, for the future.
Okay, thanks a lot.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview Etiquette 101: My Personal Experience As A Recruiter by Heemcelph: 2:33pm On Jul 31, 2018
The Op wasn't given any breathing space, bashing from all angles. I followed everything from page one, read every comment and I must say I've learnt somethings from the op and from responses as well.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview Etiquette 101: My Personal Experience As A Recruiter by Heemcelph: 2:30pm On Jul 31, 2018
LaudableXX:
I got it by sending them my CV and a cover letter. cool In fact, I applied directly on their online platform. Anything else?
Uhm! You get change to spare huh huh
Just kidding.
Any per time slot for a graduate waiting for NYSC?
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Galaxy Tab A For Grab (PRICE REVIEWED) by Heemcelph(op): 9:31am On Jul 30, 2018
Still available. Make me an offer
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Galaxy Tab A For Grab (PRICE REVIEWED) by Heemcelph(op): 3:09pm On Jul 29, 2018
S A
RomanceRe: Why Is It So Hard To Please Ladies by Heemcelph: 10:15pm On Jul 28, 2018
lalanice:
cheesy cheesy he hasn't seen white women, only heard what people are saying about them.
Don't mind him. Tanning alone sef doesn't make them natural, some would even fake tan themselves not to talk of other things.
RomanceRe: I Want To Make My Observations About A Nairalander - Nwanyiawkaetiti by Heemcelph: 9:54pm On Jul 28, 2018
OP. You should be more concerned about the where about of Nwamaikpe and Airforce1. cry
RomanceRe: Why Is It So Hard To Please Ladies by Heemcelph: 9:50pm On Jul 28, 2018
Admin401:
Are you talking about Nigerian ladies? I hope so because white women are all natural.
Natural ni natural kor... Park well jare
CrimeRe: FRSC officers seen forcing a man into their car boot in abuja. by Heemcelph: 9:43pm On Jul 28, 2018
Na just guns this people no get right to carry, them for no far from police. Every driver/rider for need bullet proof vest and helmet
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Galaxy Tab A For Grab (PRICE REVIEWED) by Heemcelph(op): 9:36pm On Jul 28, 2018
OneCorner:
Koman dash me
I would if I could.
EducationRe: 5 Foods Undergraduates Eat When They Are Broke by Heemcelph: 9:29pm On Jul 28, 2018
Bawizzo:
Kosh&dosh suffer 4 my hand dah year...team gwags
Akara and fried yam grin grin grin grin grin
Technology MarketBrand New Galaxy Tab A For Grab (PRICE REVIEWED) by Heemcelph(op):
Items are brand new.
Two pcs available for now.
It's strictly cash and carry, no waybill. You see, you pay and you carry. I'm saying this because I got scammed of 74k on here just last week or so. (Piece of advice, don't trust so so many people on here).
Location - Garki International Market.
Price - 50k 47k (Negotiable). It's brand new, never been used.
You can check online for its market value.

Features;
Colour : Black
Micro SIM Card
Android OS 5.1
RAM 1.5 GB
Capacity : 8 GB
microSD Card Slot (up to 200gb of external memory)
Screen Size 7 inch
Processor Quad core 1.3 GHz
Supports WiFi & 4G
Front Camera 2M
Back Camera 5M
Support 3G USB Dongle
Support Bluetooth v4.0
GPS
4000 mAh battery
Low ballers will be ignored

Technology MarketRe: Clean Infinix Hot 5. Few Months Used 29k by Heemcelph: 11:54am On Jul 25, 2018
slap1:
I contacted my bank. They asked me to bring proof of the transaction and a police report so we can contact her bank for her details. I'll do that when I'm free. Too busy.
Okay. Since my bank and hers don't have branches here, I've been reaching out to them via emails with details of transaction, I had her account frozen long before now. She found out and reached out to me yesterday pretending she wants to pay back and I should unfreeze the account. She said so many things that never corresponded with everything she said earlier. Her bank said she should write to them instructing them to debit the fund from her account and they'd do that and normalize her account, she called me this morning and said the fund in her account isn't upto 74k meanwhile yesterday she said she wanted to transfer the whole 74k. That her friend promised to lend her 30k to add to pay up but her account must be unfrozen first, told her to send the 30k directly into my account first and I'd inform her bank that she paid 30k, the remaining 44k should be debited from her account and returned to normal. Baba, the babe come provoke come dey talk anyhow. She wants to deceive me into normalizing her account so she can go about her business because once I give the go ahead to unfreeze her account, I cannot undo it.
Technology MarketRe: Clean Infinix Hot 5. Few Months Used 29k by Heemcelph: 8:37pm On Jul 21, 2018
slap1and haywayboi, how do we go about this. I've had talks with haywayboi via whatsapp already.
Technology MarketRe: Clean Infinix Hot 5. Few Months Used 29k by Heemcelph: 7:54pm On Jul 21, 2018
slap1:
You shouldn't blame me, bro. It's all man for himself. I am a victim too. 32k, but it's not a problem. I'm not worried. If those she scammed are interested, we can track her with the phone or account number.
I'm interested, she scammed me of 74k.
Technology MarketRe: Clean Infinix Hot 5. Few Months Used 29k by Heemcelph: 6:58pm On Jul 21, 2018
Na that slap1 guy give her chance to scam more people.
Technology MarketRe: Clean Infinix Hot 5. Few Months Used 29k by Heemcelph: 10:02am On Jul 21, 2018
bolaji3071:
Hmmm Op come and answer this man here please
She won't, she probably created another account already to scam another person.
Technology MarketRe: Clean Infinix Hot 5. Few Months Used 29k by Heemcelph: 9:59am On Jul 21, 2018
haywayboi:
police detain u again.... semilore olufemi , ABI like they detained u when u want to deliver the vista package then too....
since u re freed now, kindly send back my money or the fone I paid for..

Remb u said is *matter of life n death*....

think twice..

kindly revert ....
She's a scammer, a very big lying scammer.

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