₦airaland Forum

fernandoc:
If you want to understand our country Nigeria just keep watching NatGeo wild.

GraGra247:
Honestly most black people in the west cause their own problems. They confuse the freedom and kindness the west shows them to mean weakness.

Kindness and freedom they can hardly find in Africa.

Officialgarri:
Even our Nairaland clergy is mute, who am I to talk?

Blueelf:
I sense a coup by the junior officers soon. I just feel it. And I hope they kill those greedy seniors

Notyamate:
There's this rat that has been disturbing my room. I discovered that this rat has so much messed up with my food stuff. It has destroyed all my noodles. The most painful part is that it didn't finish one noodle before jumping to the other. It just tasted everything all round, leaving it all opened. Mehn I was so hungry and angry.

Then I decided that before this rat kill me, I'll kill it first. So I went out to buy rat gum, I don't want to buy rat poison because of the smell, and I cannot be looking for dead rat all around.

Couple of days ago the gum caught this rat, and I was like you are so dead. I took one shoe and wanted to smash its head, but I couldn't do it.

If you see the way this rat was looking at me with remorseful eyes, my conscience wouldn't let me kill it.

Anyway I took it out from the gum and threw it away.

Nowadays we see so many news about people killing their fellow human, I mean how will you look into someone's eyes and kill them when they pose no threat to you.

So I ask, how do people get the courage to kill?

MrrightDML:
Lol haha

Observer131:
So guys, I got into a serious relationship with this girl about 8months ago and so far, we've truly been in love with each other as I haven't had any reason to think otherwise.

I remembered telling her about a month ago the exact date of my birthday been 22nd June. So i decided to run a test of how well she pays attention to birthday details of her partner.

Since that time I never discussed anything about my birthday plans,party and all.Fast forward to yesterday I still pretended like nothing was happening even when I got several calls and text messages from friends and even some of my ex's.Guys the first call I got at about 6:12am was from my ex whom I dated before her, that alone made me feel really sad.
I waited until about 3pm there still was no call nor text from her so I decided to remind her.
Guys she started screaming and pleading that she totally forgot about my special day.
Note that on her birthday earlier in the year before the lockdown I not only sent her messages, I also called her for an outing where I surprised her with a birthday cake and two Snickers.

So guys I feel really disappointed at her nonchalance and indifference to such important detail. She's been pleading for forgiveness all the while.

Does this sole act mean she doesn't love me as much as I love her?

Has she been playing games with me?

Or is it just a mere occurrence?

Guys in the house what will you do if you were in my shoes and how did you handle this situation if your girlfriend had ever forgotten your birthday?

MrrightDML:
Thank alot

NEWBIN:
We have known each other for about six months now. I proposed to her in March 2020 and kept telling me she was thinking about it.

Just yesterday, she said yes to my proposal and I was so excited. When I met her yesterday evening, she told me Friday (June 26) is her birthday and that, she expects a lot of gifts and mobile money from me. My bowels became full instantly so left to go ease myself.

I have lost interest. Show me a way to outsmart this fraudster of a lady, thanks.

alexistaiwo:
Real men do not spend their productive time thinking of how to unpropose to leeches, they simply "ghost" them and move on to face more productive things in their life eg making money, making more money, making more than enough money etc.

Vyzz:
Na u go marry cisco sister....


All I can say is that u should beg her wella....





Are there people still sending nudes in this era?

jieta:
I pray somebody who has tattoo all over his body change your life and your stupid mentality.

History555:
10k per vigilante. Seriously somebody is not serious

pheelhip:
How many people come dey Borno?

callmeRichie:
I sooo much hate it when ppu try to play smart on me! It's a stupid thing to do when you pick on people's intelligence. For this babe's mind now, she's smart and don get mugu.

Bro what to do?? Just call her and make sure you have a privacy, how I wish you are good with using words to lash people! Let her know you were aware of all she was trying using u and u just decide to play along. Fvck her head with words! Let her hate herself, let her cry her eyes out till she starts begging!!

If you feel you are bigger than the phone you can let go, otherwise collect it at the spot abeg, and see if she won't come back sober later and mind you, please DUMB DUMP HER ASS!

MASTERCHIEF0847:
If you have deep freezer in your house place her on top and fvck her real good before you collect the phone, if no deep freezer find a desk or table but make sure it doesn't have a large surface, she has to be struggling with taking the D and and not falling off the freezer/table simultaneously
Good luck.

Injera:
Ibo man why you carry Tinubu matter for head?? No tribe I repeat no tribe in Nigeria trust the ibo man with power.It is not as if your east is Dubai.

DenreleDave:
Coman see the sense full nigga, kindly point out where I slept with someone wife...


If u can point out where I slept with people's wife to be, den I will deactivate..


Ahpoda Alaini ironu.....

DenreleDave:
Congrats bro...

U lack sense

U lack everything..


U lied to a lady that will become a liability to you.

After you have done all what u can do and still dump ur sorry ass after discovering that u lied,

You will come here and start saying ladies are worthless while in the real sense, u r the worthless fellow...

Better choose ur priority right... Ahpoda