₦airaland Forum

EzzyCarter:
The main prayer is may we not jam agbako . No matter how careful one is, na God fit save person. Imagine bringing her over in the afternoon and something happens to her. Although OP definitely has a point. Bringing a girl to pass the night in times like these is high risk asides the whole girl dying scenario, consider your own safety as well.

Had this experience with a lady. We weren't dating but we used to hang out and feck each other's brains out. So she came to sleep over that night (her first time). We kept chatting and stuff and aunty kept asking me when I'd sleep. Lmao. As a real gee, I never sleep with my two eyes closed. She later slept off and then I did too. Woke up by midnight to see her bending over me in bed checking to see if I was still sleeping. So I pretended I was still sleeping. (I even gave her fake snore) . She stood up and tip-toed to where her bag was. She took out a razor blade and a small paper and came over to the bed. She softly grabbed a few strands of my hair, trying to cut it with the blade. Twas then I held her hand and I shoved her and rose up then she started begging and all. She said she was pranking me. What kinda prank is that? The rest is history sha.
I cant imagine what would av happened if she had succeeded in stealing my hair tho... be careful out there guys. Not every lady you see is an angel . God save us all..

Phucccck damnn

imagine if she was successful. dang I'm done having sex with random girls tbh

Saintinoo:
were you also sad for the poor people that died in the hands of bokoharam, Malaria, Bandits, coronavirus, accident.

You people have pity for these politicians

because of him hoodlums n armed robbers ran away from oyo state for about 8years, discipline of the highest order with a considerable dualisation and repair of major roads

andycoal40 I'm also so heartbroken asf

One of the Problem of this Country is majorly the Nigerian Police, can you imagine

may they rot in hell all their lives

FG should as a matter of urgency declare Ipobs non Nigerians to the world

Rasbel:
How did David Loose lose that ball

cause in Nigerian accent he'll be called David loose

waste of Time and money as they can't survive long in captivity

FirstCounsel:
That's why I don't make any comments on naira land. I am giving you the true position of thing and you are arguing with me. Take your argument to the security agencies, not me

Lmao bros calm down abeg lol

Beatswim:
The body sef don go.. Everything na body filler.. U no use this car well at all

Even with that He still want to sell it for 800k can you imagine

some folks just deserve to be flogged brutally with wooden shoe all their lives

Expectations towards her is may 7walls degree typa cancer catch up with her real quick

So much Hate this Bi**ch than Hell

nawa o

CalebLebsco56:
What will make me suck pussy at the first place sef
Wetin i go gain
Sucking pussy na award, who the hell brought that shit?

pornsters

ictplotter:
Aso Villa have turn to Funji house of common. Buhari is useless to himself, Family and the Nation as whole. Those that sold this dead man called Buhari to us , We know no peace in this world and hereafter.

Why did you buy

olisaEze:
Dem don turn our Aso Rock to Fuji House Of Commotion! Unnecessary bickering and fighting has been the order of the day since this old man took over. Person dey even fly fence for dis episode

As much as I respect the First Lady, it shows a certain amount of low class on her part that her name is now synonymous with petty squabbles in the villa. When did she become part of the Covid19 task force team in Aso Rock that she’ll take armed men to effect an arrest within the villa? A quiet word in the right ear would have saved us all from this national embarrassment.

Nigga man she got every Right cuz its called Safety first

Hezzyluv:
Try this in North Korea, death via shooting will b her penalty

Lol Country wey know Weytin dem face bfr they could acquire the plane

mc0zwald:
medical official? I suppose you're a medical practitioner for you to know that nonsense you spewed up there.

You nonsensical lobotomize purus idiota. Idiocy took several steps backwards when it came in contact with a paleolithic good for nothing fellow like you.

You're busy loosing amino over someone who sees you as low down gutter breed bastard, who has absolutely nothing to offer, except come on social media and throw childish tantrums allover the place.

I believe getting you to reason is as hard as getting you to try to suck you own penis_. Demented bastard. Didn't I tell you to get lost?

Your Concord placement speaks volume on how Genetically daft you've been predisposed to over time, little wonder one gets to question why ur a definition of a salacious conglomerate of intellectual constipation. Having a numb skull to speak otherwise on a thread only hurts those around you not me or any other sane persons on here

It'd be of a great interest to break loose from being a clueless sub-literate acrid smog of oppressively caustic oral effluvium

plush ur Grey matter cause only you can help you redeem urself from being Genetically a Lackluster

Most SW states go shenk Tinubu badly that's if APC allow a free and fair election (which I doubt)

Ion know about other states buh Here in Ibadan most will rather vote for Atiku to Tinubu or rather opt for another party

hmonaco:
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thanks for the medical Info though

merit455:
Must you post rubbish

As Rubbish as you call his thread it'll still thrill alotta people n I'm included. The earlier we get to start encouraging each other as a Nation the better for us & our Development #Say No to bad vibes#

ejude44 carry on jare bro more wisdom for creativity

Farki:
For 6 hours the commander did not see the need to give the go ahead?

Was he sleeping?

At least if they got there and did something they would have tried but BH came, killed and went on their merry way to kill another day.

it happens cuz those foot soldiers are helpless without a command/commander

but I'll never call them weak cause as we speak Nigeria still keep failing them daily n it'll take a real man to commit himself fighting a war that seem unending esp when ur superiors are indifferent n don't want it to end

mc0zwald:
safety first, right? So she doesnt know the number to call if she suspect anyone of being Covid-19 positive?

You should suck your own dick and learn not to make frivolous assumptions, you delusional bastard.

As far as you're concern my ass. Bleep you and Bleep your useless opinion. Now get lost and stay lost.

It's medically official that there's really nobody as Genetically daft and a mildly castrated Simpleton that you is. man you should know ur a waste of space lacking every xter of Sang-Froid

I loose amino at ur Future liberi but now I've got no choice but to leave you being a bunch of chronically flatulent confoundedly reprehensible swines that you would always be

Wickedfacts:
This person saluting Wike is also a Lt. Col?



Look at the picture below and see how stupid you sound. Wike is almost poking his fingers in that one's eyes.

u sound more Stupid cause when did it become wrong to salute a governor

I'm bleeping talking about allowing a Governor to ridicule your personality n office but looks like ur not sensible enough to know what it all bout so i'll just let you wallow in whatever ur wallowing

joseph1832:
This first lady is always not minding her business. She sees herself as an elective official and meddle into things that doesn't really concern her.

If anything she should have spoken with her husband and not accost this Tunde of a guy. Or is she insinuating her husband isn't aware of Tunde's whereabouts.

She should take a chill pill and mind her Goddamn business.

shut tf up....they said Safety first

as far as I'm concerned she's the only reasonable, responsible human in Aso Villa at the moment

Gforce2015:
Adamu be careful....learn from late Abba Kyari...
Power of women... I have learned in life not to fight with a lady especially those that are married to big men...because your case will.be finished on the bed of romance...

But no matter she rock the Dick the thing wey go make am reason don paralyse na

2Odds101:
that was leutenant colonel sir....

General kor,,public ni??

You know wetin e mean to be general ??

General moving without escort are alright atall...??

You think a general with big pride would salute a bloody civilian

what do Wickedfacts knows simply nothing

he could have reasoned Fashola big man to big man and nothing will happen the worse that would happen is Fashola report him n they'll transfer him outta Lagos shikena

Farki:
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise the Army had more important things to do than fighting Boko Haram.

Stop being petty bro....if Boko Haram are attacking and there was no record of military combat against the insurgents it clearly shows one thing and that is Their commander did not give them the go ahead to do so

You don't need education on this thing. do you?

One4me:
Sad that some of you dont reason at all, before commenting! very shameful.
Were they just "standing in the way of Soldiers" of where they carrying out the instruction of the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces?
Anyway,, this sort of nonsense happens where the C-in-C is a vegetable and the COAS is corrupt otherwise, l can see the COAS of any other country turninig a blind eye to the disobedience of the instructions of his C-in-C by some moronic Soldiers.

The Governor, if he is worth his salt, should demand and ensure that all the soldeirs involved, given Oderly Room trial, summarily dismissed, prosecuted and jailed.
And to think that these criminals in Army Uniform used their foolishness to terminate the life of another federal law enforcement (Police) officer!
Honestly, Buhari has destroyed this country beyond repair, with the useless and corrupt people he often put incharge of serious business.

There wount be enough Soldiers to fight if they all keep getting dismissed or put in a guard room

Why not join the Army instead and do things right after all change starts from us isn't it

Farki:
Please what happened?

The team is doing their job, the same job FG told them to do, will killing policemen and threatening to shoot help them?

Police are there to help defend the checkpoints you're talking as if it's an open road.

The civilians wanted to dodge the checkpoints so they went to gather somewhere else, that is their own fault and not because of the committee.

They even beat up a journalist showing that they didn't want anyone to see what was going on.

When Boko Haram attacked a village for hours did the army save them?

I don't know why Nigerians are so quick to defend lawlessness.

Save them without a Command to go do so ??

is that the build up you will like to have as an Army

[quote author=Cebaz post=90644272][/quote]My father would not be that senseless
so No sir it cannot be my Father