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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by HeisenbergWW: 8:14pm On Feb 14, 2020
Congratulations to all successful candidates.

No amount of rejection buffers i make up for myself would make this less painful. But still we all have to move on.

Again, congrats guys.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by HeisenbergWW: 9:06am On Jan 28, 2020
Launched this thread for the first time this year, and I already have anxiety attack. God abeg na your hand I dey o grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by HeisenbergWW: 6:29pm On Nov 25, 2019
naijaloaded5:
I decree and I declare that many of u who collected double and tripple TP alerts will fall prey of the wrath of the Almighty God and therefore shall not see the light of APL

Ode
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by HeisenbergWW: 9:09am On Oct 10, 2019
panalyst:


Those are people who got hired on a contract but on SS6 level. They don’t get promoted when their contract gets renewed and they aren’t pensionable

Choi
And they still earn that much. Just that it does not make sense on the long run, as there is no growth/career path
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by HeisenbergWW: 7:17am On Oct 10, 2019
panalyst:
Permanent GT's are getting up to 4m. worst 3.5-4 if we are even being conservative. contract GT's are on 2.6 so i'm not misleading.

Yes the negotiation is still at the villa and main problem was the last GMD didn't tidy up the process well. New GMD has come in and is also having to ask for funds to implement this process. It will eventually be done though
Contract GTs ?? What are those ?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by HeisenbergWW: 2:36pm On Sep 17, 2019
mosgoon:
don't do that. Fire up the motivation.

I just hope this recruitment is brought to a conclusive end as soon as possible. My number one priority is to change my present job this year, but since i returned from the towers, I have had zero motivation to do anything sad

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by HeisenbergWW: 9:34am On Aug 02, 2019
Dshiloh:
Be Patient guys

DESTINY in block letters. Everything dey God hand now
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by HeisenbergWW: 7:27am On Aug 02, 2019
Napolitano2012:
Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less. Pride makes us artificial and humility makes us real.

At the end of the day, i just hope these self acclaimed intelligent gurus get the APL, because it would be very shameful if they don't.


Faceless forum or not, it's not right to come here and lay yourself bare. No matter what you think u have achieved before now, it doesnt count one bit in this NNPC recruimtent. its a Federal Government Graduate Trainee recruitment and doesn't really care about your FAMED super intelligence, past achievements, or historical innuendo. If the GT slots are only for those with "supernatural" brains, then NNPC wouldnt have made it open to 2.1 and 2.2...... its a national cake and every nigerian graduate from any ethnic group or tribe and state in general has an equal right to it..

The final selection is based on several in-house factors that we and I repeat, WE do not know anything about. MARK MY WORDS, many applicants who are nothing in terms of the above listed traits (first class, Super intelligentz,, many projects achieved,, past acievements etc) will get this job and many who are already feeling like their own is too much will not get even TF not to talk more of APL. (not cursing nobody but fact) .

I see some people have even already been crowned with the APL letters by other ppl here.. nice one. some people here believe in other members in this thread more than they believe in themselves, saying things like "if Oga J**** or Oga M***** or Oga N**** don't get APL, den no hope for me (a pity).

some are just filled with negativity, anxiety and thoughts of failure because of their inferiority complex and lack of hope and they come to this thread to fill others with their fears..(and fear does spread like wildfire)

I have seen some even boasting that they might not accept the offer if they get the APL. (Wow, and yet you went through the stress from the application process down to the final stage, Kudos. And yet you are always on nairaland every day commenting and earnestly waiting for the APL with others.) I just hope those particular ones show us the Proof of their APL before they reject the offer sha.

HEAR THIS... NNPC APL will humble most enigmas here..

Some are just looking for any comment that will favour them and then they take it up and spread it more.. Those that have received TF are busy looking for theories that will say that TF & APL are not correlated.. those that have not received TF are busy hyping the theory that said TF is sent to unsuccessful candidates..

You forget that it is not by your power nor your intelligence alone that u have reached this stage.. anybody who has reached this stage of WAITING FOR APL should be congratulated.. 1st Class or no First Class, Intelligent Guru or not..

Do YOU KNOW that data released after the application portal was closed revealed that OVER 5 million applicants applied for GT alone. u all applied and were among that number.. but only about 60 to 70 thousand applicants were invited for CBT, ( about 10k candidates were reported to be posted to each center). u went for the CBT and were among the around 9 to 10 thousand lucky ones invited for interview... why not continue believing in urself and the grace that brought you this far and stop looking for Infos, theories and comments that would only create more fear in you and increase your anxiety. Pray and believe. AND if u don't believe in any God or god, den believe in your guts...

This superficial ranking and his hyping of people here should stop. During induction a lucky first class applicant would be standing close to a lucky 2.1 applicant who would also be standing close to another lucky 2,2 applicant and you will all start from the same entry level and receive the same amount salary, ur past achievement would not count.. AT ALL.

I leave you with a quote from A.L.Kennedy who once said and I quote--

"Have more humility. Remember you don't know the limits of your own abilities. Successful or not, if you keep pushing beyond yourself, you will enrich your own life--and maybe even please a few strangers."

Peace out and Goodluck to those who do not stop believing.

Man
You just said the mind of many people, in a more coherent way.

Life will humble alot of people here.

Stumbled on Jarus' linkedIn profile recently, and i started wondering why he makes out time to interact with many of the immature people on this thread. It takes alot of humility to do that. I cannot even keep up with the pages.

Like i tell my friends, we should continue praying to God and hope for the best. Everybody's time will come whether in NNPC or somewhere else.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by HeisenbergWW: 5:47am On Aug 01, 2019
Teaser4:
lol bro...I no sabi how many times I go repeat am here o...all dates don get paid...no dey take NL do premise oh... YES!!!!!

Good morning

Lol

Na you pay people wey do on 11th abi

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by HeisenbergWW: 12:19pm On Jul 17, 2019
Ennish2:
Ridiculously funny comments and theories.

Guys, chill. Tfare has no correlation with you being successful in the interview or not.
Heck, interviews just ended last Friday. HR has got lots of compilation to do.
I interviewed with a bank last year. My Tfare was reimbursed and I also got the job.

Alerts will come in batches, affected by different factors: date interviewed, location, your bank and even the pace of NNPC staff assigned to process the list your name is on.

I have not received mine yet but I am sure looking forward to it and my appointment letter as well.
The narration is peculiar to the desk of the FT bank staff processing the payment.

Be calm guys. Allow God's grace to perfect your testimony 'cause we will surely testify.

Do have an awesome rest of the day.

Spot on !
When i read some comments here, i panicked and called someone to help me verify some of the claims made on this thread. His feedback was that "EXEMPTED" on the narration does not mean shit, you could "explode" other people's narration and not see it there. Also, all the 7000+ people that wrote down their details will be paid, same as the ad hoc staff used during the recruitment. All payments wont be at the same time, and some might come even weeks after the first day of payment.
Successful candidates might be called as early as beginning of August too.
Make everybody relax, there is no correlation between "APL"(whatever it means) and tfare.
Everybody that made it this far has a potential to have a great career, whether in NNPC or somewhere else.
I wish myself and everybody else all the best.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by HeisenbergWW: 4:36pm On Nov 30, 2016
dayjahvoo:


If you got this mail, it means you aren't done with the application.

What usually happens is, if you filled your higher institution details before uploading documents, by the time you upload the entry for higher institution is erased.

Or else, you didn't have the right size of documents for upload
i am experiencing this particular problem and all efforts to fill in my higher education details have been futile, should i start another application entirely ?
Technology Market / Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by HeisenbergWW: 12:18pm On Jan 15, 2016
justi4jesu:



Item cost 1,650 Dirhams

Shipping 150 Dirhams

Total 1,800 Dhs(#135,000)

So 1 dirham = 75naira. Woow shocked
See as weak naira wan de spoil business
Technology Market / Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by HeisenbergWW: 8:29pm On Jan 14, 2016
How much will it cost me to get this in Lagos from Dubai (cost price + shipment fee)?

http://tnydu.biz/D2j2Yu
Phone/Internet Market / Re: SOLD - Iphone 6 and Samsung Galaxy S6 With Box And All Original Accessories by HeisenbergWW: 7:56pm On Jan 14, 2016
If you ll gree 90k for the s6. I ll pay tomorrow
Education / Re: Unilag PG 2015/2016 ADMISSION DISCUSSION HERE by HeisenbergWW: 12:16pm On Jan 11, 2016
Good day everybody!
Is it possible to pay online (using MasterCard ) instead of going to the bank?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ogun Civil Service Commission Recruitment 2016 (ASCON Exam Form Out) by HeisenbergWW: 11:31am On Dec 14, 2015
I am interested in this, i hope the form is still available.
Updates here would be appreciated.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy Vacancy Vacancy by HeisenbergWW: 12:38pm On Dec 10, 2015
Becky47:
vacancies
1. Qualified teachers, (with experience and excellent spoken English )
2. Assistant class teachers (with good SSCE and good spoken English )
3. cleaner
4. front desk officer (computer literate and excellent spoken English )
5. A caregiver

positions need to be filled urgently.
.NOTE: APPLICANTS MUST RESIDE WITHIN IKEJA, OJOTA, OGBA AXIS.

send ur detailed CV and application to
diamondpeak@gmail.com

08033292339, 08096227476
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Recruiting by HeisenbergWW: 12:19pm On Dec 08, 2015
Can i still submit today?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Recruiting by HeisenbergWW: 3:06pm On Dec 07, 2015
kunzo:



I've so far received 4 cv from NWAOKAFOR FRANCIS
ROSENJE KABIR
OLUGBENGA HERITAGE AWOTUNDE
MICHAEL RAYMOND ABIKALE to be submitted.

Pls make sure your credentials are okay and they are original.I will get back to you through you phone numbers

Best of luck.
Can i send mine now?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by HeisenbergWW: 10:39am On Dec 04, 2015
Highbee015:


Yes I have...schedulec for 9am...u?

No, i didnt get.
How was ur interview
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by HeisenbergWW: 10:38am On Dec 04, 2015
femimailbox:


Took the test around 3.30 pm and got the interview invite around 5.32 pm. Interview is slated for 9am this morning, just the way they explain to us before we start the assessment.
How was the interview?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by HeisenbergWW: 8:54pm On Dec 03, 2015
Highbee015:


Yea it wasn't bad... applied for a lot of positions with workforce but judging by d discussion I had with one of d candidates, I think its d 'customer care officer' position...how was urz?
It was okay. Av u gotten an invite for the interview?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by HeisenbergWW: 8:45pm On Dec 03, 2015
femimailbox:
I think they are recruiting for different posts because they gave some people 30 questions in the assessment but we that wrote today Answered 50 questions in 40 mins and we are schedule for interview tomorrow.

Please who has tips about their interview? We will greatly appreciate it if you can share it. The interview is 9am tomorrow! Thanks.
Congrats man.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by HeisenbergWW: 4:10pm On Dec 03, 2015
Highbee015:


Hi...finished like an hour ago. its purely Gmat...50 questions - 40 minutes.

All d best in urz.

Hope e make sense sha?
What position did u apply for? Abeg
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by HeisenbergWW: 4:46pm On Dec 02, 2015
Highbee015:
I got d same text but mine z for 12pm
Nice one. I hope you would come share your experience here once you are done
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by HeisenbergWW: 4:30pm On Dec 02, 2015
I jst received this from workforce

Hello, you are invited for an assessment tomorrow 03/12/2015 by 3:30pm at Workforce Group, Beside UPS, Gbagada Expressway.
Please come with 2copies of your CV and writing material.
DRESS CODE: STRICTLY CORPORATE
Contact: Workforce Outsource/08176669495
Thank you.
Has any other person in lagos received this text ?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jubett Consulting Interview by HeisenbergWW: 5:41pm On Dec 01, 2015
urchbarbie:
grin if to say I carry bikini go that day, I for swim for dat pool so that my Tfare going for that BS no go dey pain me like this o......lolx

What if you get called to come resume 2moro?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by HeisenbergWW: 12:35pm On Nov 25, 2015
TheeRevelation:


Walter White a.k.a Heisenberg .... I hail you

I dey hail you too bros
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by HeisenbergWW: 12:15pm On Nov 25, 2015
Some people are already on the 3rd stage while we are yet to get details for the 2nd stage. Doesnt make any sense to me. Is it until they start getting appointment letters? undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by HeisenbergWW: 12:12pm On Nov 25, 2015
SSpeter:
I know this will disappoint so many people. Those of you who received success mail and have not been contacted by workforce please move on. You will not be contacted again undecided. That is sterling bank style. I observed their trend and discovered that is how they operate. This recruitment exercise started last year nd I discovered that some successful candidates were never contacted again once those successful moves to the next stage. It may surprise you that not all those who wrote the pbt were contacted. Some will even pass the effective communication and writing test and will not be short-listed for interview. Just move on guys.....the details will never come......officially singing off...................

I dont doubt this at all. The success mail came in on 18th and till now, 8 days later, test details still never show. Its time to move on abeg, even if am not too happy about it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by HeisenbergWW: 11:57am On Nov 22, 2015
sinizia:


If this is your line of argument, then Madrid have been poor for over 6 years now, coz save for the few number of times Barca lost to them, Barca have been bashing them for past 6 seasons. When was the last time Madrid won Barca by even 2-0? The Barca team that have been reborn under Pep goes to Bernabeau and whoop Madrid 5-1!!

Bt wud you compare the Madrid we saw yesterday to the one that was managed by Ancelloti? Barcenola is a very good team, bt Madrid was poor yesterday.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by HeisenbergWW: 7:14am On Nov 22, 2015
Dadehmola:
I really don't get this "Barca this, Barca that" exaggeration. The team is good - no doubt but like airmark pointed out, this same Barca side lost 4-1 to Celta Vigo.

If anything, emphasis should be laid on how pathetic Madrid were. They actually played with 8 players - Bale, Benzema & Hames were literarily "Short -three". The decision to rush them back is arguably the worst I have seen in a high-profile game in recent times.

Exactly, nobody is talking about how poor madrid were yesterday. Unbeatable my foot.

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