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Dolypson04:
Smiles.....Guess its squirrel.

lol

I see big rat abi na okete i go call am

#iknowmymumisanigerian.
Me( shouting): mama( silence), mama( silence) mama, warn Emma oo, i will beat him o.
Mum(shouting): what, what, what, did they say the person that gave birth to you should not rest abi? I did not kill my mother, so u can't kill me.
Me(angry): ok,
mum(still shouting): don't beat that boy o, i gave birth to him like i gave birth to u and he doesn't have a different father oo.
Hmm! Iya ni iya mi

When u tell her you're hungry and she replies with "come and eat me now, since am eating and i did not give u.

Hmmmmmmmmmm. RIP

Am sure she is babysitting them. Abi how one woman go born 17 pikin at once.

Greataausim:
Lols.....

i keep wondering how this kids pronounce my name ooo

Freemanan:
Howdy

lol

Freemanan:
Oh. Warri girl... runs before she breaks bottle...

i dey waka jeje dey follow u na.

Freemanan:
Truly.... You are Helena of Mystic Falls?

guy. Wetin now. Noooo. Neither am i Helen of troy

Freemanan:
Those kids got issues...

sweety they're kids. Try and befriends some u will understand.

My name Helen for yelin and aunt Helen for an yeyin. Hehe kids

Op seriously there's no biggie in this issue. That's yoruba culture for u. Am sure ur MIL has not bluntly warned u publicly to call a year old baby "Brother". Some believed as long as u were not at their christening, u have to call them aunty or brother. Even if they're one month old. Pls, call her aunty and let peace reign, better still call her nick name eg last born, ebony etc like myself i call Sister In Law IBK.

Maybe she is from kalabari

Marrying us is not expensive as other posters have rightly said. It all has to do with the part of delta she's from, her extended family list and her immediate family contentment, above all ur lady. I believe u understand what am trying to say.

This ur story is complicated though, But i sincerely think Ur hubby should be the one to fight this and not u cos we're talking about his family ( BIL and MIL) here. Well, to me I'll say get a daycare centre for ur baby and monitor them(BIL and MIL) with her at home.

Like, seriously a shirt u say?

Twaci:
whichever toilet u had used after that mustta been born again...

the taste of the eba and elubo was something else, had to summon courage to swallow it cos i prepared it, but the red garri and onion i can still eat that anytime anyday o.

Mine was when i
missed garri with black elubo
to make swallow and when i added red oil and onion to garri. Hmmmmmmmmmm it was serious.

Haaaaaa. Jesu mi

sameer1212:
Abi o. Well, if she is also like me which I am not praying for, then have to get a house help na. But Seriously I will not like it when my wife can't even cook my meals due to laziness.

yea. House help is good but u have to learn to do some urself.

dearpreye:
Then him don enter ONE CHANCE be that. ...The entire home go be one huge mount of filth

But nature almost always balances it out.

i agree jare. Nature always balances it to some extent

sameer1212:
LOL.. No na, I want a hard working woman so that I can learn from her within some few years of our marriage so that I will not be lazy anymore. May be I grown up having house help every where...

hahahahahaha. Now i know. I no go talk again but mind u, if u go marry the one wey be like u nko or the one wey pretend to dey hardworking for courtship wey come turn oga madam after marriage.

Coogar i see u jawe. How u dey

sameer1212:
I tell u. Infact I pray to God everyday to give me a hard working woman. Because if she be like me? That one na Gobe o.

na him be say u go kill am be that now.

sameer1212:
LOL...ops, I am naturally lazy. Infact as many as u can think of.

lol. Ur laziness na grade one

joek:
I loathe laying my bed and washing plate. Buh I like watching football, reading newspapers nd getting busy wif my phone.

hia, see lazy pikin

Dinnyuy:
On her way back from farm!! lol!!!

wey she go don sweat. Lol

Chigold101:
oh sweet angel am very sorry. Just look for a better spot in ur heart to forgive me. Am so so very sorry for all that i have said and will say.

(kiss) (kiss)

accepted but watch out!!!!!!!!_

Chigold101:
i thought we have gone beyond the age thing mylove.

Okay sha see ya later then

sweetheart, unless u apologies or are u too big to do that?

Chigold101:
honey you are right. But i wasnt talking based on the said woman, am talking about SOME other women.

So how are u doing this morning?

and i know that all pregnancies are not the same even for a particular woman. Anyways, since am 13yrs old, where should i be? Am in the class. Second period, pregnancy and childbirth. Later babe

Chigold101:
JESUS CHRIST!!! Are you really a woman? I have my doubt. If you are a woman then u must be about 13-15 years because from 16years wont think like this.
Take this lesson now: when SOME women gets pregnant because of the mental & physical discomfort that comes with pregnancy their behaviour alters so much. SOME might nag & quarel even without any reason for that.
That is why living with a girlfreind is not the same as living with a wife.
That is another reason why marriage is for men & not for boys.
Finally my advice to u: u should not comment on adult matters, wait until you grow up enough to comment on issues like this.

Thanks for your understanding. I love you so much.

sweety u're entitle to ur opinion, so am i. Did the guy say she's pregnant?