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I bn vigilant enuf whn it comes to those blobs, buh thr times u cannot avoid their extortion.

i was at an oando gas station recently nd i was told by the attendant that i would nt be attended to if i didnt purchase an insecticide(made by oando ofcourse)per 20 litres, i have a 60ltrs tank, so u understand my dilemna?
i asked to c the manager to explain y i wud buy 3 cylinders of insectiside(400 each) that i had no use for, all he said was if i was really keen on gasing my car, i'll comply, with d rules,
pls wat marketing strategy ll u call that?!!!

what a country we live in!!!!!!!

@poster, no u aint crazy yet?!u'll soon be, cos the nxt tym she cheats on you which ll b soon enuf, u'll v to come up wiv some greater reward, mayb ur life 'll do!only a "maga" dude ll pop d question under such cirumstance, on VALENTINE"S DAY?!!!! c'mon gimme a break!!!!!!
chck ur veins if u still got naija blood running thru!!!

I cant blv my bday 's in 3 days, 23rd of january and i havent planned a thang!!!
Guys i need help here, cos my frend has invited other frends to come to "my party". nd trust me, i got a whole crew coming, my problem is- how do i plan a v. nice beach get-away on my low budget, within the shrt period of time?!!!!tck tck tck time's running out each second .apparently, location, time and date have been chosen, my activities are MIA!
PLS HELP IS URGENTLY NEEDED! I CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE MY FRENDS COME ARND AND BE BORED ALL WEEKEND!!! TIS GONNA RUIN MY REPUTATION, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!! PLEASE GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS, ANY IDEA IS VERY WELCOME.
i realised that silly ideas even have the best outcomes,
waiting,

Does anybody know any self development/skill acquisition and development training centers available in Nigeria. I am a fresh graduate from College, got back to my motherland Nigeria, early this month, but have got nothing to do. my service is not starting till august/September. i really need something to keep me busy and at the same time productive. i need help ASAP cos time's kinda running out already,
please someone help a sister and send my directories of training centres. i can also be contactd through my yahoo----
flakkyfal@yahoo.com
thnxs y'all.

these days i'm on rea hots for,
blazers
big big fashion glasses
any thing silky as long as it a dress
big wristwatch, got a rolex!!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i wont even dream of it,hp u donk fink i'm vane

easy mr kadman, da gurl's only human, bet u do more whn agitated,is nt her fault that she's got pips sniffing on her biz all da tym,
i'm not her fan but had goose pimples whn i saw her in abj, damn she's got it u knw,

oh, its kinda messy in thr,but i fink the most unladylike stuff i've got is ehmnnn,
my flash drive, lost the holder some months ago,so i got not choice but to carry it wiv me wherever!

i got this rolex watch from my daddy that  goes for over 2000 pounds. was on my bufday 2yrs ago, it's kind of masculine though, but i'm really into it(i'm not too much of a gurly girl, ) don't know y he got something soooooooooo expensive, guess he wanted to beat my record (You don't want to know, 

I'm a tommmmmmmy girl, and i dress like one sometimes but still doesnt make me a lesbo, though some gals that dress like boys may tend to admire other gurly girl around.
  "ciaralover me think ur a tom boy yeah?"

oh! chiogo, i can die 4 sneakers. wud v loved 2 wear em all d tym, but i work in a bank nw,so can be doing the sneakky thing all da tym. bt once i'm out'f work u won't catch me dead in shoes. i've a gr8 collection of sneakers, juz name it,and some real feminine ones too. sneakers juz make u sooooooooo smart!

So! omoeko, beware! not all sneakers are masculine/tomboyish.

oh! chiogo, i can die 4 sneakers. wud v loved 2 wear em all d tym, but i work in a bank nw,so can be doing the sneakky thing all da tym. bt once i'm out'f work u won't catch me dead in shoes. i've a gr8 collection of sneakers, juz name it,and some real feminine ones too. sneakers juz make u sooooooooo smart!

So! omoeko, beware! not all sneakers are masculine/tomboyish.

" skirtssssssss. the real short ones. the one that expose everything. the real tite ones blah blah blah and then jeanssssssssss the ones that tightens your vigina to the point that you are literally gasping for air "
awk! idoller i'm sure claralover didnt mean it that way. so kp ur dirty details 2 yasef! cos we sure dont need 'em

finger rings are really in vogue now,u see it on almost every gal,"but ring get class o" do u prefer the "pls notice me" kinda rings to the "life is simple" ones. i love rings a gret deal too and i'll go for the former any day any time and season, sorry 2 dissapoint u! hw abt u!

I hear say ini edo do abortion for her america based bobo so him go hook am by force,sey na true or na misinformation. If na true someone tell this babe to tread gently o, she's not the only babe in Nollywood.

I'm not sorry to say this but REALLY I 'll love to see what comes out tubaba's numerous relationships wiv all his niga babes,to think I WANTED TO MARRY HIM, it would v bn the mistake i'll neva forgive myself for!

I amkinda confused want to buy a phone, very tight one, but dont know which to get there are so many good phones around these days.

I'm wearing an 18 karat white gold rolex watch now, though kind of masculine, a present from my late dad ,also got a 2006 swatch, but this is my fave one.

I'm wearing an 18 karat white gold ROLEX wristwatch, though kinda masculine, apresent from my late dad , got a 2006 swatch, but this is my fave one.

love the polos, bt they look quite big, do u v smaller sizes, i wear 10

hw do i get my size?

Galfriend u knw long hair culd be hereditary somtimes, so dnt sweat it, if ur hair is meant to grow real long it will at its own time,and if nt no matter what u do it will only remain the same. Dont worry there other things that make a gurl tick.

I want to know if the on going ife predegree programme is reliable cos I've got a sib. that's into it and don't want him to be wasting time and resources.Pls, its kinda urgent and I NEED URGENT CONTRIBUTIONS

two timing really is juz like cheating, why shld u go in to somehing when you know it might not be satisfiying enough,to the extent of you doing the same thing with another person at the same time, its juz nt kul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i juz say u shuld forget about that school. their dont v what it takes to be be a university , its juz d name they carry about. well ur friend shuld be prepared to leave th eshores of the Nigeria all in the name of private education.

naijafan,r u a bu grad?

A2b:
I am 24 n nids a girl 4 proper arrangeeeeeeee

what do u mean by that"arra,

i think thats a very dumb thing to say cos not all rich kids are fools

well i think both schools v whatz gud abt them, well juz that babcock has more gud tha bad compared to covenant, I'm a witness to that