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RomanceRe: Opinion: What's The Best Gift Or Reward For Her Job Well Done by Heloct(f): 9:11pm On Sep 18, 2017
Daniluv2k4:
marry her nikan ko... I'm talking about compensating her before dumping dude
'before dumping'.. Imagine.

Are you sure you will see heaven like this?
Christianity EtcRe: Throwback Picture Of Pastor William F. Kumuyi by Heloct(f): 8:56pm On Sep 18, 2017
God is great..
RomanceRe: Can You Date Or Marry A Man/woman Who Has Tattoos? by Heloct(f): 8:36pm On Sep 18, 2017
Sure yes.
RomanceRe: Hi .. by Heloct(f): 3:18pm On Sep 18, 2017
grin

So, now, you are saying a girl hacked into your social media accounts because she's obsessed with you.

Just give up already.
RomanceRe: Memes Only Ladies With Small Breasts Can Relate To... by Heloct(op): 2:58pm On Sep 18, 2017
adedayourt:
U thinks it's a guy coming wen h see one coming from a distance. . . . . .
That's wicked.. angry
RomanceRe: Memes Only Ladies With Small Breasts Can Relate To... by Heloct(op): 2:48pm On Sep 18, 2017
Stevengerd:
Small boobs or pimples?
It's an insult to relate the two dear.

Stop been painstakingly rude.
RomanceRe: Memes Only Ladies With Small Breasts Can Relate To... by Heloct(op): 2:44pm On Sep 18, 2017
ikp120:
The face your boyfriend makes when he puts his hand inside your heavily padded bras after one year of no sex and romance relationship.
Lol. Not every girl pads up.
And I don't understand why a lady should be ashamed to let her bf know.

You didn't build yourself. So, you should be happy..
RomanceRe: Memes Only Ladies With Small Breasts Can Relate To... by Heloct(op): 2:34pm On Sep 18, 2017
More..

Add yours too.. cheesy

RomanceMemes Only Ladies With Small Breasts Can Relate To... by Heloct(op):
Lol. Trust your day is moving on well. Just strolling the web and I came across this. Only meant for ladies with small breasts though. These memes are what you can relate to.


1. I think this would be difficult for ladies that are heavy chested. A big plus to ladies who gat it small.

2. Smiles.. You can try it but you have to just keep pulling it up.

3. Hahaha.. I got out one certain day to remember I forgot to put a bra on. I just continued going jawe.

4. I'm telling you.. cheesy

lalasticlala, olawalebabs, Fynestboi, Richiez

RomanceRe: Young Lady Cuts Her Entire Long Hair After Boyfriend Broke Up With Her. by Heloct(f): 2:01pm On Sep 18, 2017
Jeez.. And her hair is long. Everything gone on break up.. Nawa.

Like it was when the hair started growing that she got in a relationship.. grin
RomanceRe: All am seeing is a green shirt (18+pics) by Heloct(f): 1:50pm On Sep 18, 2017
Photographer is a bad person.. cheesy

But seriously, is he not aware or is this edited?

Ayam not understanding o.
EducationRe: 100k For Lucky Student Nairalanders. by Heloct(f): 1:46pm On Sep 18, 2017
cheesy
RomanceRe: "NATIONAL EX DAY". Leave A Message To Your Ex Without Saying Their Name by Heloct(f): 1:18pm On Sep 18, 2017
Lol.
It hurts to call you an ex. But honestly, it hurts more to call you a boyfriend.

Dunno what kept me glued to you lol. You were just so different, intriguing and weird.

Just like people stay glued to thriller movies filled with suspense but eventually, movie gets to end and they move on to the next one.

I miss us lol. But I don't want us together again. It was fun while it lasted. I know you feel the same too. Maybe it would work out in our next life..

wink
RomanceRe: We Are Tired by Heloct(f): 12:11pm On Sep 18, 2017
Lol. Funny.

But, you are jobless o.. grin
RomanceRe: This Couples Picture Story Will Make Your Day by Heloct(f): 10:59am On Sep 18, 2017
Hahaha.. So beautiful
PropertiesRe: Ever Lived With A Disgusting Roommate? Share Experiences by Heloct(f): 10:36am On Sep 18, 2017
You tried o..

I'm amazed you endured it.

It's so bad to be unhygienic. Bad living state moves you closer to sickness.
RomanceRe: Would You break your current relationship For 500million Dollars? by Heloct(f): 2:30pm On Sep 17, 2017
All these imaginations sef.. huh

Just show me the money and see if I won't break up.
RomanceRe: Airforce1 Come In Here by Heloct(f): 2:18pm On Sep 17, 2017
How did you get his notifications bikonu?

You should have used someone else's account to log in before screenshotting.. grin

But this just showed you are the same as the guy you are calling out.

If you want to be foolish, be a wise one. Not an insult abeg.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Heloct(f): 2:04pm On Sep 17, 2017
Just complicated.

It never got prettier.
RomanceRe: Power Of A Woman - My View by Heloct(f): 11:30am On Sep 15, 2017
Nice write up
RomanceRe: Nairaland Hot Babes... Can You Rock This Outfit? by Heloct(f): 11:28am On Sep 15, 2017
Not as bad as people are making it to look.. angry
RomanceRe: To Pick A Day For Intimacy by Heloct(f): 9:05am On Sep 15, 2017
Timetable.. grin

Intimacy should come anytime you both want it. Creating a routine makes it boring.
RomanceRe: Genotype by Heloct(f): 8:54am On Sep 15, 2017
Lots to worry about when it comes to relationship.

AA... cheesy
RomanceRe: Things Women Say And What They Really Mean by Heloct(f): 8:51am On Sep 15, 2017
Kinda true.. cool
RomanceRe: 10 Times Nigerian Men Married Foreign Women. by Heloct(f): 8:45am On Sep 15, 2017
No 1 and 10 makes sense.. The rests are so unappealing.
RomanceRe: Funny: See What This Facebook User Said About Slim People - (screenshot) by Heloct(f): 8:42am On Sep 15, 2017
adaksbullet:
are u skinning? angry grin
I'm not skinny.. wink
RomanceRe: Funny: See What This Facebook User Said About Slim People - (screenshot) by Heloct(f): 8:33am On Sep 15, 2017
Not funny
PoliticsRe: Unlike Malaria, How Do We Get To Cure Corruption In Nigeria? by Heloct(op): 10:06pm On Sep 14, 2017
lippincott:
There is still hope.

Wildly corrupt places like Hong Kong, Singapore, and Rwanda suppressed corruption effectively thanks to determined leadership. Botswana also did so as well. Nigeria could also follow if there's a willingness in every citizen to make a difference in their sphere of influence.

The “cure” sometimes takes decades and centuries, as in the case of Scandinavia, New Zealand, and Canada or much shorter periods of time as in Singapore and Hong Kong.

But there are real remedies, and they may not be as far fetched as we think. the mind set of the average youth in Nigeria is to get into power and use it to their own ends. Hence corruption is kind of a global plague that has infected every one in one way or the other. it is no longer the problem of those in power alone.

So unless each and every individual stands to do what is right... no matter how small it seems... the vicious cycle of corruption will continue.
Hmm. I'm impressed.. smiley
RomanceRe: 10 Things Your Girlfriend Wish You Know by Heloct(f): 9:56pm On Sep 14, 2017
If you can be real.. No 1. Then, you can be other numbers.

Just be yourself.
RomanceRe: 10+ Times Women Had Absolutely Perfect "Romantic" Comebacks To Creeps by Heloct(f): 9:52pm On Sep 14, 2017
Nice comebacks but not really funny though
RomanceRe: Sometimes I Would Play My Own Vagina, Am I Homosexual For That ? by Heloct(f): 9:49am On Sep 14, 2017
I think you should be banned.

No offense.
RomanceRe: Chai!!!! Romacelanders, How Far? I Hail Thee by Heloct(f): 9:43am On Sep 14, 2017
You are very right. I posted an article in the politics section and it's still on 30 views with no comment. Opened a thread here and reactions were pouring in... including insults.

Do you know how I can move a thread from one section to the other?.. cry

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