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CelebritiesRe: Charcoal Black Model, Florence Batio Release Stunning New Photos by Heloct(f): 10:54pm On Sep 30, 2017
She makes up and dresses up like this intentionally. She's far from ugly.
RomanceRe: Romantic: Her Boyfriend Bought Her A Car As Her Birthday Present by Heloct(f): 9:36pm On Sep 30, 2017
Who will buy me a car now..

And my birthday is coming up next month.. cheesy
RomanceRe: Please Does Anyone Know The Meaning Of Idk by Heloct(f): 9:29pm On Sep 30, 2017
Daeylar:
The füçk is lemao?
Lmao.. grin
RomanceRe: How Can I Know That A Guy Loves Me? by Heloct(f): 9:22pm On Sep 30, 2017
You will know if a guy loves you whether he does everything up there or not.

If you are confused, then he doesn't love you. There is always a way to know.
RomanceRe: Everyone Keeps Talking About Wanting A Partner Who Is Intelligent!! by Heloct(f): 9:18pm On Sep 30, 2017
TheControversy:
Intelligence can be contextual. Academic intelligence or intelligence in terms of Rationality and logical thinking. Some academically intelligent people are not rational and can make poor life decisions or may simply be very difficult to reason with (over sabi ). On the other hand some rational people are not academically inclined but can reason and handle situations logically. They may also posses a wealth of knowledge and wisdom in certain areas.

So it depends.
Hmm.

Intelligence..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Funny memes depicting life on Nairaland. by Heloct(f): 8:59pm On Sep 30, 2017
crixuss:
Maybe this.
Of course I do. Pretty much.

I'm available on here now cos it's weekend and I got things to do still... smiley
RomanceRe: Ever Had An Awkward Moment With A Crush Before? Share Your Experience by Heloct(f): 8:57pm On Sep 30, 2017
tosyne2much:
There was this pretty girl that newly packed to my area and was the chase of every guy. There was a day she was walking down my street when I approached her, engaged her into a conversation and she gave me her number that same day

After series of chats, I told her I would like her to visit me but she was always giving me unending excuses as to why she didn't show up. (you know how girls dey form nah).

*Fast forward to the day she visited me*

There was a day this girl visited uninvited and I was sitting on the floor drinking garri in my compound. I wore only boxers oblivious of the fact that the boxer has torn and my joystick protruded out. She sat directly opposite to me and I didn't even notice

After about five minutes, I noticed my joystick protruded out and I shouted "I don die". I quickly ran inside the house and couldn't come out till she left. My people, it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up that day because I was so embarrassed
Funny but it's all lies.. cry

@Op, that was so embarrassing.. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Funny memes depicting life on Nairaland. by Heloct(f): 8:46pm On Sep 30, 2017
grin

I have not seen any related to me though
RomanceRe: Iamairforce1 Is Dating Jodha by Heloct(f): 11:42pm On Sep 29, 2017
wh33z:
how ya doing
I'm fine
RomanceRe: Iamairforce1 Is Dating Jodha by Heloct(f): 9:07pm On Sep 29, 2017
wh33z:
hello hun
Hi
RomanceRe: A Woman With A Fit Body Is More Than Just Sexy (photos) by Heloct(f): 6:18am On Sep 29, 2017
Nice. I'll find time to check out your blog.

I'm not fat and I don't think I have any to burn. I just want to have a healthy routine.
RomanceRe: What Happens To One That His/her Partner Died During Sex Romp, Is He Culpable? by Heloct(f): 6:00am On Sep 29, 2017
Tenkobos:
Oga, thus one you're asking this question by 5:55am, did someone stop breathing?
He was thinking about it throughout the night so, he woke up to actually make his thoughts known.

@Op, I wouldn't know too. Health experts can give you the answer.
RomanceRe: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Heloct(f): 5:44am On Sep 29, 2017
Homeboiy:
Whey your breast?

No vex OK na question I ask
I no vex.

To your question, you can keep searching for it.. undecided
RomanceRe: Can I Say That Love Is Quite Overated??? by Heloct(f): 10:43pm On Sep 28, 2017
It is overrated angry

You can only get to know this when you ain't in love.
RomanceRe: My Mission Here Is To Sleep With All Nairaland Female Members. by Heloct(f): 10:40pm On Sep 28, 2017
grin

Good for you. Don't goan occupy yourself with something productive.
RomanceRe: I'm The Richest (Reasons For My Assertion Included) by Heloct(f): 9:57pm On Sep 28, 2017
I like your positivity.. Keep it up. cheesy
RomanceRe: Who Is Currently The Most Beautiful Female Nairalander? by Heloct(f): 9:50pm On Sep 28, 2017
Nawa
RomanceRe: . by Heloct(f): 7:03am On Sep 28, 2017
Why are you now telling us? undecided
RomanceRe: I Am A New Romancelander Can A Nice Lady Put Me Through, Looking For A Damn Wife by Heloct(f): 9:46pm On Sep 24, 2017
Mup4life:
your a likeable character,please just sa hi on whstsapp. Would mention you on an old thread and drop my digits there.
Alright. No p
RomanceRe: I Am A New Romancelander Can A Nice Lady Put Me Through, Looking For A Damn Wife by Heloct(f): 9:26pm On Sep 24, 2017
Mup4life:
okay , just know i don't easily let go of good potentials or nice persons.
Yes. I know cool
RomanceRe: Whats Your Best Pick Up Line When Talking To A Girl by Heloct(f): 7:03pm On Sep 24, 2017
knax:
I'm more of a dabur person..buh I won't mind talking to u close up..
Lol. Nice pick up lines.
RomanceRe: Whats Your Best Pick Up Line When Talking To A Girl by Heloct(f): 6:57pm On Sep 24, 2017
knax:
I like ur teeth..wh toothpaste do u use??
Oral B.. grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Like It Served? by Heloct(f): 6:41pm On Sep 24, 2017
Lemonade tongue
CelebritiesRe: This Upcoming Artiste Wants His Girlfriend Back After She Slept With His Friend by Heloct(f): 6:38pm On Sep 24, 2017
His business
RomanceRe: Whats Your Best Pick Up Line When Talking To A Girl by Heloct(f): 6:31pm On Sep 24, 2017
knax:
"are u a hausa??"..what type of English is that??..d girl would go deaf from hearing that biko..
o gbagala penalty ya n'ime throwing
grin
RomanceRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? by Heloct(f): 6:10pm On Sep 24, 2017
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RomanceRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? by Heloct(f): 6:09pm On Sep 24, 2017
Rubbish.

Where is 31st huh
RomanceRe: Women Don't Have Sense by Heloct(f): 6:08pm On Sep 24, 2017
Nawa for your wife.

Nawa for you too for generalizing that every woman has no sense.
RomanceRe: It's Simple If Your Husband Doesn't Like It!!! by Heloct(f): 6:00pm On Sep 24, 2017
undecided
RomanceRe: 10 Top Sandals To Wear On A Date by Heloct(f): 5:56pm On Sep 24, 2017
Lol. You are advertising what you're selling. Nice though.
RomanceRe: Pre Wedding Pics Of My Fiancee And I (18+ Pics) by Heloct(f): 3:17pm On Sep 24, 2017
These ones are models now
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Is Impotent , Attempt To Get Me Pregnant Failed -facebook User Cries by Heloct(f): 3:14pm On Sep 24, 2017
This one doesn't know the difference between being impotent and being infertile..

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