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07030939460. abeg chat me up, who knows you fit take me out even if na coke I go manage.

Though I played football slightly but there is something I know about the game. No matter how tired a player is, even if he played 118 minutes and he is exhausted, but if he can get the winning goal in the 120 minutes, I bet you, that same tired footballer will run like he was not the one tired two minutes before that time. The jubilation and celebration will be out of this world.

I know you are tired, you hustle daily yet no pay, no reward... You about to throw in the towel, but why not just dig it a lil more, just try harder, I bet you, you will soon jubilate and celebrate.

Wishing you a fruitful month ahead, cheers.

#MMBM
#TSFND

Some things are not just meant to be joked with. I don't know what her offence could have been but certainly, there are other ways of dealing with a girl than what happened today.

Well, I was invited to a wedding by a friend of mine. The plan was to go direct to the reception but unlike me, I called him on Friday that we should attend the church wedding. We got there early enough, let's say 9:45 a.m and the wedding was scheduled to start by 10 a.m. Exactly 10 a.m the wedding started. The bride was around but the groom was no where to be found. By 11 a.m the bride was seated yet no trace of groom. They started calling him and he refused to pick his calls. By 12 noon, he hasn't shown up and he did not pick his calls. Then panic set in, small group discussion started spontaneously. Well, I just sat back to see what will happen because I once attended a wedding where the bride did not show up. By 1:15 his call came in and he said "THE WEDDING PLAN WAS JUST AN APRIL FOOL"

KONJI IS A BASTARD

This has been a slogan of mine, and during my NYSC days at Benue state I always say this (KONJI NA BASTARD) but some corps members had contrary opinion to mine. Whatever their opinion is/was, M O C was not a party to it because I always deal with the fact. Talking about fact, it will lead me to telling you a story of mine. This actually happened to me back in 2013 as an under G. I was alone at home and felt the urge to DO the DO but there was no DOEE around so I decided to take a walk. Just at the next compound something caught my eyes, one smallie like that. Hmmmm, I will be de-reping myself if I call her in the open, so I waited for her to look at my direction so I can use my hand to signal her to come. Hmmmm, I wait taya, when I see say she no look my side I come comot... I can't recall how I cured the KONJI but it didn't take long, we went on internal strike (June 12 2013 will remain a black day in the history of UNIUYO). So we all travelled home, then ASUU strike joined. About seven months later, when we came back, lo and behold, I saw that same smallie, my people, hmmmm, some people and dirt are inextricable, she was unkept also. I just stood there asking myself, guy shea na this thing you be wan run? Shea una know those kind question wey no dey get answer... So since that day I began the slogan that "KONJI NA BASTARD. But to those of you who will still oppose me, do you watch BIG BROTHER NAIJA? There is a guy by the name Kemen, KONJI has spoil, scatter intact shatter his dream, allow me use the world annihilate KONJI has ANNIHILATE his future, because am just wondering which sane man will allow Kemen to be his wife gym instructor. How will the society see this dude? He was suppose to use this platform to make himself big, but I guess otherwise is the case. KONJI, your father, I mean your REAL FATHER.

#hardcore.

ada, booboo, please and please, on the half of fellow romancelanders (ghost readers inclusive) i am appealing, please come and quench dis suspense of ours, it is not good 4 our health. thanks. sign, secretary of the appeal commitee.

See as I don turn to Brock Lesnar Oya FEED ME MORE!!!

Try do party. Cos if u don't do it now, in d nex couple of years, if u r still in d game u will blame ursef 4 not doing it den. Btw, dey must have heard ur trumpet...

Iyammi!!! Oya please come and update na. I will buy you banger, if u don't want banger, data, if u don't want data, den name what u want, just update... No lemme die of suspense

Booboo7:
Lol... Thanks dear, updating in a bit

Pop corn or not, ama 4lo you like am following Christ.

More data to your phone, more wisdom to your brain, I dey gbadun your tori, u don make me glue to my fone like say...

Na dis same thing wey anti... Dey do now make me give person correct e-slap some years back, don't try me especially in December

The first time I got glued to my fone on NL was Moneysoldier story "LOST IN ABSU". I must commend your writing skillz, your sense of humour is wat keep the story alive... My small prayer 4 u is more data to your fone.

Darris wad apun when you are too use to "K" chat... Epic at its pinnacle

[quote author=Jarizod post=51534479][/quote]Wish you all the best this month. Oga boss, ma you walk and never stumble and may your enemies be confuse as Goliat guards.

Jarizod:
Honestly speaking I will still slap somebody

Oga boss!!! Triple tuale to you, hope am not the one you want to slap cos am ever loyal to your govt

RicardoRich:
A coin has two sides... That's what u see on ur side bt hw abt others?

Boss, d write up is nothing serious jawe

UniQuegrACE:
no comment

Abeg, no coment jawe... It is just a fun something

kullozone:
Elect this type as president and watch everybody die in just one year.

you mean i will just be killing people? even boko haram has not killed everybody in over 7 years.

quote author=Benita27 post=51516265]This Ignoramus should better shut it.
What nonsense write-up is this?, when Nations are giving Citizens free Wifi to keep themselves undated, yours is still battling with a creeping network services and upon that Citizens are paying for it while you're here writing crap at this jet age.

Mitcheew!, did immorality start today?.[/quote]madam, dis dude did not increase tariffs na, y insult him indirectly. I was only catching my funs. If some countries can give free wifi to their citizens, it is because of their level of development. If yours can give just chill don't come and pour ur vexation on me. I did not increase tariffs

MY OPINION ON NCC/FG AND DATA PRICE INCREMENT!!!
I think for the first time in a very long while, if not the first time in history the NCC/FG is taking the issue of "MORALS" very serious. You will all agree with me that your country, my country, our country lost that phenomenon called morals long time ago. A lot of things are going haphazardly. The children of this generation no longer value our culture/morals. They do things their way and call it civilization. Well, if the NCC/FG had decided to increase the price of Condom and also decided to add tax to sex, I can tell you with all form of conviction, without any iota of doubt that we will still find a way to pay/buy. But they (NCC/FG choose/decided to paralyzed the number one factor that give rise to immorality, "increase in data price". Now social media will experience some hiatus, that is temporary shut down. No more Whatsapp, BBM. Facebook, Badoo, 2GO if atall people still uses that. Lemme see how you will chat her/him to send you his nude picture. Lemme also see how you will come and be uploading half if not total naked picture. Lemme see how you will chat her to come to your house.
However, if you take this write up too serious, you are on your own.

I just leave d urge dere jawe, it cannot kill me... But once chance dey, u know d rest...

zaragal:
Which question are you asking precisely...... First to the IPhone 7. I think that wheel chair will do, or I might buy him a coffin first

That cake....no I can't eat it...godforbid!!

The Yoruba guys......well.... I love Yoruba guys. And I always fall for them, reasons I don't know but about fidelity??.....I think that depends on personality not tribe. Have seen a Yoruba guy that is a cheat and one that is faithful depends on the individuals

FTR: am not Yoruba. Am proud akwa ibom

there is something about d Yorubas jawe.... Can't even think of dating someone who does not have the Yoruba flow. In other new ama FBI Full Blood Ibibio

Came late though. Press rewind, later I got here. I don't think I wana leave d cinema soon!!!

Bucky001:
I just got mine...ASP. Someone from Akwa Ibom should pls help me with the direction to community secondary school, Uyo. I reside in Uyo but I don't know the said community school since they did not specify the area.

Bros, first first, how many Community Secondary School dey Uyo or beta still, since you are in Uyo, just breeze into Ikot Akpan Abia I want to believe they will have a better idea. Mind you once you get the location, no forget me ooo. Team Akwa Ibom

Me patiently waiting to see as dey sieze d property. Africa leaders making African suffer perpetually since time immemorial

photoshoot:
1. The eba stick that doubles as a weapon:


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/eba-751x1024.jpg



Your mother’s favourite.

You will just be sad den something will prick you to log into NL, I swear down, you must laff

Just engage yourself. Nowadays the only time I don't think about sex is when am in the football field that is why am praying to get a job soonest. I swear Konji can make you renege on your promises

Buhari Administration is one sided!!!!
Buhari is trying to Ismalize Nigeria!!!
But looking at the names of the looters being detained, I can see not less than 4 Northerners

hannah55:
That means I still get hope...money I dey wait u oo

So u nova fne reach abi? Until u cause hold up?

Hmmmmmm, this pics look like my ex, well, I knew that was why she left me. #Goodgirlgonebad.
#FBI