₦airaland Forum

kroger:
Bros Okoh, Mr Ambali and Master who teaches introtech. Those guys were nightmares. UP IC

You need to include Mr. Elujoba (Ijaw maths teacher).... They were legendary all through those years.....

Teach me the best, that all the world may know

In a quest of "White Approval", the idiot Ryan Davis feels disparaging Nigerians and black males will make him an overnight success....

They took down R.kelly but covered up Elvis for worse crimes...

They took down Bill Cosby and exonerated Donald Trump for worse crimes....

They wanna take down Umeh Udoka for less crime than what a then sitting president of the United States (Clinton) did and was even tagged a victim despite all the evidences....

No a black idiot seeking validation thought he is being funny....

Guess what?

You just dug your grave...

Punk ass Niggar....

Spit on your grave...

Haaaa,

Lessons learnt....

1XBet = 50 games = 8,188,597 odds = stake N100

My winning = N818,859,700 plus bonus...

Step 1 - Leave
Step 2 - Run
Step 3 - Japa

I can't fit come and die after all the suffering over 8 years of Hell's reign in Nigeria....

Antihypocrite:
Sir I heard they automatically debit accounts. I can't just forget it.

That means your Bank card is currently compromised.... You have given your information as a collateral to the loan apps, so they can deduct money from your account without your authorisation....

Well you can change your bank credit card.

jrusky:
Hahahaha you are just a typical defisnts obi-diot. Nigeria can not be looking for solution and make same mistake they made in 2015, affliction will not rise the second time Mr man.

This was how people turned against Gej called him all kids of name went to go and brought devil, terrorist sympathiser to power see they landed us, for us again to toe that same path it will never happen if you like hug transformer Obi will never be the president.

I will rather vote a mad man in the street than to vote obi because everything about him and his support is duicate templates APC used in 2015 to put our nation onto these deep mess.

Because of your obi and you his followers foolishness APC that suppose to be apologising and be ashamed are now don't give a shit even those in apc who are willing to dump them and join your stupid Obi decided to remain in APC because everything about obi and his supporters shows he is just a replica of Buhari and their apc. Shame on you all.

Obi will ends up as your village president we do not need a bastard terrorist ipig sympathiser, we do not need a bastard divisive president anymore, we do not need a bastard nepotic, tribalistic, religion bigot and a liar anymore enough is enough.

So all of you should shut da
f u c k and rot in hell for being so politically myopic and lack critical political understanding in a multicultural , multi religion, multi interest society like Nigeria.

I spit!!!

Sir, your situation is hopeless regardless of who becomes the president.... 8 years of Buhari has done wonders in your life.....

You are a combination of Joe Igbokwe, Lai Mohammed, Adamu Garba and Femi Adeshina with a slight touch of Orubebe....

tesppidd:
He is actually making much more sense than you are.

What he is actually saying is that the only acceptable ticket at this time is Christian-Muslim ticket.

Anybody criticizing the Muslim-Muslim ticket but supporting the Muslim-Christian ticket after 8 years of a Muslim is a hypocrite!

Mr. Intellectual Tinubu supporter.... You can claim as much as you like that you are not supporting APC.... The fact is no Nigerian will support APC if they ain't in their pocket.

There's no singular reason to insist on the current evil leadership to keep presiding over Nigeria besides to keep feeding their families from the satanic blood stained proceeds.

An inkling of distrust calls for change in leadership in any sane environment.

Whether it is Atiku or Obi, it is better than the present evil being fostered on Nigerians; and yet hoping for continuity.

Thanks.

Realist12:
Those tackling the APC ticket are infact the ones causing religious divide . All APC did is consider the demographics of the country .
Infact Northern Christian would love to vote Tinubu except they can't analyze the demographics of the country . You see those Babachir are just selfish people playing on the sentiments not like they don't know the right thing .
Because if you go by these sentiments it will only mean the northern Christian must choose a Yoruba Muslim to be the vice whenever they bring forth an influential Northern Christian or they go with the Christian-Christian ticket in the future.
Are we now saying the north central Christians who have almost equal populations of both faith are disqualified from the presidential race like wise south west Muslims?
Let's say an influential Ibo man who happens to be a Muslim must pick a Christian from the north rather than shopping for another competent candidate from the north.
We have to strive for a country that can be led by any tribe devoid of archaic sentiments. Lagos current and former governor are Christians but they are competent.

RUBBISH.... INCOHERENT...... GIBBERISH

For your information...

I am yet to fully commit to any Presidential candidate for 2023 elections but 1 thing is certain....

I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR APC AGAIN.... THE MISTAKE OF 2015 WILL NEVER REPEAT ITSELF....

jrusky:
You are number one enemy of the state by supporting a pretending separatist sympathiser motherfucker called obi.

You arenimber one enemy of the state by supporting a tax evader thief called obi.

You are number one enemy of the state by supporting a man his useless son stepped his dirty shoe on Nigeria flag and wore Biafra t-shirt.

You are number one enemy of the state for supporting a man that has over 70% stake in a brewery company that printed Biafra flag on the bottle.

You are number one enemy of the state by supporting a tribal bigot motherfucker called obi.

You are number one enemy of the state by supporting a liar.

So shut up and go to hell. Obishit will never rule Nigeria so go and hug live transformer.

But you are number 1 friend for supporting a sick foreigner to preside over Nigeria.

Number 1 friend for supporting people that invited their hungry village cannibals to terrorise your uncles and aunties in your village farms.

Number 1 friend for supporting the greatest treasury looters in the history of global corruption.

Number 1 friend for supporting brain dead convicted drug user with possibility of influencing the lives of your kids with drugs infestation as your next president...

Number one friend of Nigeria

daygee12:
Does this man look sick?

Of course NOT, He's mouth is just smelling hence the nose mask policy was enforced on his visitors

Axis313:
Muric is very very right,the subtle ways those bigots are used in forcing their Christianity on us when we are in the primary school,they always forced us Muslim students to do the useless clapping when they are doing praise worship or whatever on the assembly every morning,if you no clap na cane you go chop.But then,nobody complain.
Thank God today,majority of us have seen the light and see through their evil plot.
Those Muslim students should endure whatever they are going through in the hands of their Christian teachers and examiners,it's just a little time.
I am very sure if reverse is the case,we no go hear word again,all our so called national newspapers will be up in arms accusing Tinubu of trying to Islamize Lagos state and south west,but as the case is right now,we no go hear anything,they don turn deaf and dumb.

But you also expect all primary and secondary student to observe muslim assembly every friday in public schools whether you like or not.... You ought to realize that most of the schools you are calling public schools were established, built and grounded by the missionaries all over southwest Nigeria.

Now, the inclusion of Bible related questions in general exams is wrong and should be corrected immediately but not in agreement to the jihadic chants of muric and other islamic sects..... That's terrorism

Throwback:
Someone once opined on this forum, that this David Hundeyin is actually hollow and shallow.

I now believe by the above tweet he made.

Is it just today that David is knowing that Nigeria supports a lot of our West African neighbours with financial grants and material support, aside from the many bilateral pacts we have with these ECOWAS neighbours?

Did the government tell him they were hiding anything, such that he is calling it "brazen" and "daring" for being legally budgeted for?

What manner of hysterical journalism is this anarchist trying to push to his mob of fellow hate group members?

Even if Peter Obi is voted President, Nigeria will still continue to support our neighbouring countries, one way or another, and they will be budgeted just as this "discovery" from an idle mind that serves the devil well.

Mr. Man.....

How much is ASUU requesting from the Federal government to settle the age-old issues in our University system.... Do we even know the many other useless interventions Buhari must have done in his home town of Niger republic.

Please even if you have to support Tinubu, you don't have to sell Nigeria for you & your family's wellbeing within 4 to 8 years.

#Justice will prevail

Jesuschristus:
If OBi is nt a Christian bigot he would have married a Muslim like Tinubu and Atiku did,and even have Muslim children.

We the northern Muslims will therefore vote for Peter obi only if he can divorce his Christian wife and marry hijab wearing ,Head slamming, muslim.

Head slammer!!! The devil knows women are not 1% important in Islam... so the wives of Tinubu and Atiku has no bearing as long as Islam is concerned. Have you forgotten "Za oza room"

I celebrate our true heroes of democracy on this day....

Richard Ogunderu
Kabir Adenuga
Benneth Oluwadaisi
Kenny Rasaq Lawal

If truly the soil of this land was created by the Almighty, may Mother Nature rectify and restore the sanity of Nigeria....

May every single corrupt public office holders (Not leaving 1) be consumed by the fury of Mother Nature within the next 3 MONTHS.

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I can also confirm that Nigeria islamic body has adopted the same strategy to eliminate Christianity from the Northern (Borno, Bauchi, Plateau, Kaduna, Abuja, Maiduguri, Adamawa, Taraba, Benue, Gombe, Kebbi, Nasarawa, Niger) to the Southern parts (Kogi, Kwara, Oyo, Osun, Ekiti, Ondo, Edo, Ogun and Lagos).

The plan is being executed vehemently and more openly in recent months....

It must be measured to them in the same measurement...

Colephbreed:
Hello guys good day hope y'all are doing great.

Am writing this with so much grief in my heart as I feel depressed, sometimes love can come with somuch pains and joy at same time.

So recently I agreed with my fiance to relocate to a different city since she got a job over there, we agreed a scheduled time we wil have to see each other within a specific period of time. This is someone we share everything in common the love was great, she's an awesome soul to be sincere.

I got so much attached to her, that it made me felt lonely and empty when she left, due to that reason I always want to call and check up frequently, This has been going on For about 4 weeks consistently, the first red flag I noticed was that she asked me not to be calling her frequently that sometimes it's not really cool with her, I respected that fact and reduced the way I call but I was beginning to loose the trust I had for her.

She goes out with her friend frequently and they love partying, even when I consistently warn her about the late nights they keep most times in clubs and partying she keeps telling me she's not a kid and she can handle things herself. Lately the relationship have been filled with lots of argument, misunderstanding, and the trust is beginning to reduce drastically.

Yesterday she uploaded a nasty picture as her display pics on WhatsApp, she was just putting on a top without bra, though she's busty and all that, I asked her take it down and upload something more appealing and decent that am not comfortable with such pics, she began to rant and start saying all manner of things like it's her privacy,her phone, her body,and she decides what to do with it, am an African man and I don't welcome this woke mentality of women nowadays, feeling they need to be half naked to feel sexy I can't cope with such indecent dressing, I told her am not trying to tell her what to do but atleast you should respect my opinion sometimes, I got angry and sent her a very long message about my displeasure. since then she has refused to pick my calls nor reply my messages.

She tried calling earlier today but I didn't pick, I couldn't sleep through out the night the whole drama was just playing in my Head.

Guys is this enough reason to call of a relationship or are my just being too self centered? have actually made up my mind just need to hear from different and more matured people in the house.
Thanks for reading and enjoy the rest of your day.

Hello Brother,

You might kill yourself if you aim to restore the relationship.... The earlier the better.

All you need to do is focus on yourself alone..... Don't give a single damn about her again because she has lost the dignity you posed on her from onset. Very few people can truly live with a woman that has disrespected them at least once (except if she is feeding you).

You will gradually eliminate her so that the pain will be shared (only you no go suffer the taste of burnt breakfast).

Kindly accept my advise.


1. Write out the top 10, 20 or 30 things or aspirations of yours, and honestly check out where she falls before the shit started.

2. Start ignoring her (Don't call, text, check her socials or post anything relating to her) and normalize it (Post your own developments and achievements only, no matter how little... If she's been a top 5 agenda of your life for the last few years, relegate her to top 10 or less (maybe between 12th or 20th position). You might not totally scrap her out because of KONGI (If you don't have an option).

3. Please get yourself a new hobby that you are sure will improve your life e.g. learning to skydive , yoga, gym sessions, swimming, learning musical instrument, join a social club, football team, dance club e.t.c. Ensure you prioritize the hobby over her.

4. Be open to friendships (carefully selected) with ladies and guys (Never mention her to them).

5. Slap yourself hard every time you wanna think (Simp) about her.... Say it out loud "That's what she feels like to my heart"....

6. If you are finding it difficult to forget her daily, do some push-ups until your shoulders are sore.... You brain will call you names whenever you want to force yourself to remember her sweet puna...

7. Lastly, buy yourself a few new quality clothing, shoes and accessories.... Compare them with some of your former wears of thesame style (jean to jean, slacks to slacks, singlet to singlet e.t.c).... Hopefully you find a more quality babe around you...

May the universe help you....

Hmmmmmm!!!

Craziness is looming.....

Although we pray and hope the person that will positively surprise the world will emerge as Nigerian President even if he/she is from Turkmenistan.

I don't care if he/she is the last born of Orisha or Amadioha...

Just stop the hell we are going through

Jeezuzzz!!!

Combination of a brutal unapologetic Agbero + an experienced unrepentant riba collector

Lagos is finished..... APC, Sanwoolu, Tinubu

What's the aim of your post oga?

To encourage desperate fools to kill more people (especially young girls) for money rituals.....

We must stop all this nonsensical threads about celebrity lifestyle.

I suspect Kwara state Land Administration is going to boom seriously very soon.

A company near my office in Ikeja has been doing a lot of research work to do something for kwara state (i assume it's with this agency), all the young chaps in the company are just making mouth as if they want to turn Kwara state to Dubai .

I hope Kwara state succeeds because i dey enjoy Ilorin parole wella

Wow!!! Death is pèrmanent...

I truly admire the woman for her political doggedness and bravery. She was not just beautiful but also bold and eloquent. Can't believe she is over 60 years from my findings after see this news.

That George guy is someone to watch out for. He is very industrious and making a good name without relying on Papa/Mama glory.

I swear by the blokos of Buhari... Ndi igbo are the most strategic allies of Buhari and his fulani/Taliban takeover plans in Nigeria....

SSS Spokesperson Peter Afunnaya
Director Army Public Relations Officer Onyema Nwachukwu

neonly:
Yes bro's it was
It actually a against the law to have sex in a forbidden area it called indecent act punishable by law
Mine own experience was I also like having a quicky inside my car Benz until ak come hold read my offence since then na gbagada general hospital in Lagos I dey use jeje if d needs arise

Bros, abeg share this cruise with me. Is there sharp runs around the General hospital or you dey carry your personal puna go there?

Good evening Nairalanders, ���

I have an issue seriously bothering me.

I no longer feel the deep sweet sensation of f**king again, I can keep f**king for 1 hour besides the pre-intimacy and mid play.

In the last 3 weeks, I've had to stop the sex without climaxing because the ladies started asking and pleading with me to please cum...

I need help������

The stupid thing happened again as I returned to Lagos recently and had sex with babe from about 11pm till almost 12:30am...

I am seriously bothered... my dick stays hard until I start to feel embarrassed while having his sex. I swear I don't take anything. I stopped drinking alcohol since 2011 and only started drinking again (scotch and whiskey) in December 2020

Sometimes, I feel the ladies are not reciprocating the actions to keep the feeling for me. I need serious intervention because, I'm been seen as a freak by my babes....

They so much enjoy me until they don't anymore���

The worse is that I no longer enjoy the punishment....

PLEASE HELP MY CONDITION OOO...

Survey/Geospatial Manager

LORDSFIELD LIMITED is a full-service Surveying firm with a strong commitment to service quality and client satisfaction. We are known for complex, high-profile surveying projects, is seeking a Survey / Geospatial Services Project Manager. You will handle a variety of surveying duties, including project management, supervision and training of the survey staff, proposals preparation, strong liaison with business development manager, and other ancillary tasks, to support the growth of the organization.

ESSENTIAL DUTIES:
1. You will Supervise and/or coordinate work efforts of the survey technical department and make hiring recommendations. Project management responsibilities include client contact, data management, boundary determinations, preparing legal descriptions, construction layout calculations and file preparation. Work includes all facets of land and engineering surveys, ALTA, site and roadway design surveys, route surveys, construction surveys, supervision and production of surveying projects, drawing and other related work products and services.
2. Oversees the surveying functions of the business to meet client needs by managing a team performing skilled, technical work in the surveying, mapping and drafting of projects. Much of the work involves the coordination and gathering of data from outside agencies and partners, as well as providing pertinent information to contractors and developers.
3. Review, organize and plan the Survey schedule with other managers to ensure surveys and all projects are completed on-time. Coordinate newly scheduled surveys into existing schedule. Assign field projects based on best skills available and who is available.
4. Provide project oversight of medium-to-large integrated geospatial projects.
5. Facilitate, manage and execute project activities from large or complex GIS tasks that may include enterprise systems integration, data maintenance and migration, and geospatial analysis projects.
6. Provide technical oversight and develop standards for business line activities integrating with the enterprise GIS.
7. Develop, maintain and report on project plans and schedules.
8. Mentor technical staff and foster a good working environment through knowledgeable, effective, hands-on technical and management oversight and support
9. Verify and ensure departmental employees are appropriately trained to operate survey equipments and execute projects.
10. Verify and ensure that technical staff maintains proper documentation necessary for change orders, field notebooks, time sheets, project reports, vehicle operation and maintenance reports.
11. Oversee and monitor survey equipments to ensure that it is properly maintained, calibrated and fully accounted for on a regular schedule.
12. Resolve problems with government officials, inspectors, customer’s representative and work crew on job sites or delegate as needed. Review completed work to assure that survey group complies with all applicable Professional, Federal, State, and Local laws and regulations.

COMPETENCIES AND SKILLS:
• Demonstrated knowledge of project management methodologies and tools (e.g. Microsoft Project)
• Demonstrated understanding of geospatial technologies
• Ability to plan, organize and manage project schedules, tasks, and deliverables
• A passion for working with teammates and customers to solve problems
• Dynamic, personable and self-motivated personality
• Exceptional customer service orientation
• Outstanding written and oral communication skills

EXPERIENCE REQUIRED:
• Minimum of a Bachelor's Degree in any field of Geomatics, Engineering, or another related field with 7+ years in Geospatial Fields (Surveying, Lidar, Remote Sensing, GIS activities) or Higher Diploma in Geospatial Engineering field with at least 7+ years experience in Geomatics with IT skills.
• This position requires an extensive experience in three or more of the following: boundary, topographic and construction surveys, design surveys, subdivision plats, ALTA/ACSM surveys, water rights surveys, horizontal and vertical control networks for aerial and GPS surveys.
• Vast Experience in handling and processing terrestrial and airborne lidar survey.
• Must be proficient in the use of computers and CAD, Trimble Software, GIS Softwares, GPS Total Station, Robotics, AutoCAD, Land Development Desktop.
• Must be a current, licensed Professional in field of operation in Nigeria or within six months of Certification.
• Experience managing staff effectively.
• Formal project management training and/or certification (e.g. PMP).
• Candidate must be matured not be LESS than 35 years of age .

LOCATION: Alausa, Ikeja. Lagos State
SALARY: Very Competitive and Negotiable
JOB TYPE: Full Time Job
OTHER BENEFITS: Fully Available

Application Closes on Friday 19th April, 2019.
How to Apply: Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV and a cover paper to: hrolords@gmail.com

Survey/Geospatial Manager

LORDSFIELD LIMITED is a full-service Surveying firm with a strong commitment to service quality and client satisfaction. We are known for complex, high-profile surveying projects, is seeking a Survey / Geospatial Services Project Manager. You will handle a variety of surveying duties, including project management, supervision and training of the survey staff, proposals preparation, strong liaison with business development manager, and other ancillary tasks, to support the growth of the organization.

ESSENTIAL DUTIES:
1. You will Supervise and/or coordinate work efforts of the survey technical department and make hiring recommendations. Project management responsibilities include client contact, data management, boundary determinations, preparing legal descriptions, construction layout calculations and file preparation. Work includes all facets of land and engineering surveys, ALTA, site and roadway design surveys, route surveys, construction surveys, supervision and production of surveying projects, drawing and other related work products and services.
2. Oversees the surveying functions of the business to meet client needs by managing a team performing skilled, technical work in the surveying, mapping and drafting of projects. Much of the work involves the coordination and gathering of data from outside agencies and partners, as well as providing pertinent information to contractors and developers.
3. Review, organize and plan the Survey schedule with other managers to ensure surveys and all projects are completed on-time. Coordinate newly scheduled surveys into existing schedule. Assign field projects based on best skills available and who is available.
4. Provide project oversight of medium-to-large integrated geospatial projects.
5. Facilitate, manage and execute project activities from large or complex GIS tasks that may include enterprise systems integration, data maintenance and migration, and geospatial analysis projects.
6. Provide technical oversight and develop standards for business line activities integrating with the enterprise GIS.
7. Develop, maintain and report on project plans and schedules.
8. Mentor technical staff and foster a good working environment through knowledgeable, effective, hands-on technical and management oversight and support
9. Verify and ensure departmental employees are appropriately trained to operate survey equipments and execute projects.
10. Verify and ensure that technical staff maintains proper documentation necessary for change orders, field notebooks, time sheets, project reports, vehicle operation and maintenance reports.
11. Oversee and monitor survey equipments to ensure that it is properly maintained, calibrated and fully accounted for on a regular schedule.
12. Resolve problems with government officials, inspectors, customer’s representative and work crew on job sites or delegate as needed. Review completed work to assure that survey group complies with all applicable Professional, Federal, State, and Local laws and regulations.

COMPETENCIES AND SKILLS:
• Demonstrated knowledge of project management methodologies and tools (e.g. Microsoft Project)
• Demonstrated understanding of geospatial technologies
• Ability to plan, organize and manage project schedules, tasks, and deliverables
• A passion for working with teammates and customers to solve problems
• Dynamic, personable and self-motivated personality
• Exceptional customer service orientation
• Outstanding written and oral communication skills

EXPERIENCE REQUIRED:
• Minimum of a Bachelor's Degree in any field of Geomatics, Engineering, or another related field with 7+ years in Geospatial Fields (Surveying, Lidar, Remote Sensing, GIS activities) or Higher Diploma in Geospatial Engineering field with at least 7+ years experience in Geomatics with IT skills.
• This position requires an extensive experience in three or more of the following: boundary, topographic and construction surveys, design surveys, subdivision plats, ALTA/ACSM surveys, water rights surveys, horizontal and vertical control networks for aerial and GPS surveys.
• Vast Experience in handling and processing terrestrial and airborne lidar survey.
• Must be proficient in the use of computers and CAD, Trimble Software, GIS Softwares, GPS Total Station, Robotics, AutoCAD, Land Development Desktop.
• Must be a current, licensed Professional in field of operation in Nigeria or within six months of Certification.
• Experience managing staff effectively.
• Formal project management training and/or certification (e.g. PMP).
• Candidate must be matured not be LESS than 35 years of age .

LOCATION: Alausa, Ikeja. Lagos State
SALARY: Very Competitive and Negotiable
JOB TYPE: Full Time Job
OTHER BENEFITS: Fully Available

Application Closes on Friday 19th April, 2019.
How to Apply: Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV and a cover paper to: hrolords@gmail.com

This one that rain started earlier than usual, God wants all of us to drop the brooms and cover ourselves with UMBRELLAS.

It is either of this two possibilities.

1. I saw Dino buying catapult at Isanlu yesterday.
2. The crashed copter be like wetin Liar Mohammed push fall down come use beta kondo scatter the body and rotor.



Oya make your choice.

BUHARI our president must prevail....

What else do Nigerians want?

As for me & my people, we are moving to the next level.

Sai Baba 2019

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