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Ekuru:
Why am I just seeing this...LOL

For reason best known to you

This is serious... lols

Conversation btw Cee c and biggy on Tuesday

CEE-C:- I don't know what is really wrong with him.
Yesterday he was telling me ..... Gosh(Touching her forehead)

How could he just .... I mean how can ..... u know me ,am not someone dat .....
..... see , before I enter this house,i told myself dat am not ...... Gosh ..... I can't believe this... ....

He even went to the extent of asking me to .... chai gosh .... the one dat pain me most is dat he don't even .... gosh ,lets just leave this.

Am still trying to get what this lawyer is really talking about.

BTW cute and lovely family though

lascopes:
Bro Solomon must sing his Song today "thank you for saving me"

This is not really necessary you know

NwaAmaikpe:



I would have said Miracle, but he is a one-minute man

I would have said Tobi, but he is a woman wrapper.

I would have said Ahneeka, but her face is as rough as a grater.

I would have said Nina, but she is too 'free-and-fair'.

I would have said Alex, but she is a foetus murderer.

I would have said Lolu, but he is a sissy,

I would have said Rico, but he is hyperactive and an apparent drug abuser,

I would have said Angel, but the other contestants are way his juniors so it will be partial.

I would have said Cece, but the midget's brother in-law is already the host of the show.

I would have said Ifu, but she almost jeopardized her academics for a nonentity like CDQ.

I would have said BamBam, but her makeup scares me.

I would have said Teddy, but he is gossiping, bullish Jim Iyke-wannabe.

So despite her small brezz, I am left with Anto.
Anto for me!
And this has nothing with me being friends to the Leckys.

Seriously I personally want you to be in that house because you seems to know it all. I so much admire your intelligence.
#team Anto

NwaAmaikpe:



The sad truth is,
If you want peace, be single and contented.

Being in a relationship with someone means your peace is relative to them.
Your happiness is directly proportional to their willingness to letting you have it.

If you are in a relationship already.
There's no definite rule to it.
Forget about peace, just live.
Peace and love comes to who it wants to come to.



By the way,
Hello Nairaland.
Thanks for the love
https://s19.postimg.org/kizr1d9sj/2018-01-13_12_43_08.gif

Welcome back, I've missed you so much.

@Jupxter I think divorce is not that can be predicted, solely based on couple decision. Romancelander gilrs are just like everyday girls you see and interact with in your neighborhood so that can't be a criteria for us to divorce our partners. I'm certain that this will be the portion of I and my Nairaland boo

Some pastors have been disgracing the truthful ones since 16BC which is a shame to the body of Christ. I love my own church. May God anointing continue flow on you Prof Pastor Iyiola Tella.

oh my telegram. I just love you

osile2012:
If this was done in secret, I am sure Nigeria would have rigged the race result.

By now we will read " group heads to court over race result".

" Dont rejoice yet, group tells race winner" .

" Court strikes out opposition race application".

" Supreme court orders re-run of the race in 30 days".

" Race winner cries, My life is in danger".

" Group protest in Abuja over race result".

" Group drums support for race winner".

" Re-run or die, Nigerian prophet warns race winner".

" 10 dead and many injured,as race winner group and opposition groups clash in Abuja"

You won't kill me ok! Naughty person

wakaman:
Olatunji- wealth rises over again

You can say that again... Miss Olatunji and Mrs Olatunji to be. I'm just so fortunate

wakaman:
Olatunji- wealth rises over again

You can say that again... Miss Olatunji and Mrs Olatunji to be. I'm just so fortunate.

What a raw talent ! May God bless you handwork boy. This is impressive

You're still broke sweedy, you still need to work harder.

donstan18:
Your Ex-boyfriend will have sex with you and you won't feel it while asleep.


Hmmm.....Mk I no just talk!!

Murderer

sirBLUNT:
Henitan24 fall in with immediate alarcrity!

OK sir :'

sirBLUNT:
missjoy29...it's too late to fail...

I gat it... wink

jaykins:
Madam, As long as your driver is a human being and not a spirit, allow your daughter to marry. learn your lesson here http:///2E4m3OT

But madam is not here na, so you're minding the op. Lols

twitter is a different world on its world

ifyDean:
Which sch of thought gave all this

Hi

That can't work on men they will only shift their post go else where.

Mine/ours loading...60%
but 6 months short na. op why u dey rush?

#justkidding

Tbillz:
your first and only post, sex!!! Profil Pix, Sex!!!! First to comment still, sex!!!
Your brain is made of d! Ck material

It's funny but I really want you to stop it blooda (because we're both Yoruba as noticed from ur signature) . Leave the poor girl alone pls am begging you. She has had enough

Demography: statistical study of human population in relation to its size, structure and density.

RIP dead

HeyCorleone:
How and when and why did we get to this?

When did a marriage proposal, originally meant for 2 folks in love, start to become a public affair?

The whole world's gone mad.

Except you and I.

wildkat:
**kneels with hands raised high ** God I thank you o. For your wonderful works on Henitan. Meanwhile God please count your angels and check if they're complete. I think one of them called Henitan has escaped.

Am blushing oooo ... thank you

wildkat:
Ahhhh. Push the eyes back o. How can you allow your eyes to push you.

Modified: Meanwhile, you've got a lovely lips.

God gave me so pls kindly appreciate him on my behalf

wildkat:
I was also joking dearie. Oya take this peck from me

My eyes are pushing me . It's too much for me alone

wildkat:
You dey call person olodo. See you wey your school G.P dey drop like your slippers bôobs.

Don't know what to say to you because those features you attributed to me doesn't portray me but pls just in case of next time kindly read things over and over again for you to be able to have proper understanding of what you read because it is glaring that you didn't see the humor in what I wrote because I saw it in yours. Wish you the best Mr. Scholar.

modified: pls kindly like this post on Instagram in order for a friend to win a special Valentine offer. Thanks in advance

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bei5aySFFiW/

schumastic:
how did you figure that out quickly lol, i was thinking you would ask ?s

As I said earlier we've hundred of thousands people here that are very intelligence so definitely I should be one of them

schumastic:
lmao, who am i to stop you... you know what, send me a message lets work something out.

it ends with

i caught you ...edit it now pls we've thousands of intelligent people here. Don't fall prey