₦airaland Forum

SirMichael1:
Hello, if I may ask, why are you vying for the President's reelection come 2019? What has he done that needs him back in Nigeria? I await your answer.

Good evening.

mimimile93:
my broda.

The word 'DUMB' is understatement.


There's no good word to descrbe these worthless set of animals.


Among over how many ladies here


only 4 of them dat I have seen have a little od brain



they rest are brianless.


The form what they are not.


They claim they are feminists and that they are fighting for equality yet them will pm u to demand for airtime to sub their fone.


This is how they behave off internet.


They are writtenoff.

madridguy:
Thank your star you meet the real Fulani herdsmen and not the terrorist group spoiling Fulani's name.

mimimile93:
Hey! Stop it.

LuciferChristi:
So a bush pig sitting in her natural habitat wearing wig and a discoloured, unhealthy looking skin with vicious tribal marks and hiding a pot belly with injury scars all over her left leg despite the heavy editing on the picture is the reason you want to empty your life savings?


No problem.

mimimile93:
Oyindidi, NwanyiAwkaetiti, Henitan24 PrincessB1 food don done..

Sugaarh:
Please ehn that telegram eth link u dropped is it really paying

abiodunolarinre:
Okay.

kunleweb:
I know your heroics sister Enny, I called you slayer of feminists. Don't mind them jawe.

How is you ma?

HouseOfWine:
Nobody seems to considering the guy side, what if he just Fronting to see if this babe is not moved by material things

mimimile93:
I am.



Thanks for evrytin. I'm grateful

mimimile93:
u are d sixth person I hav seen talkd abt nl likes.


I keep askin, does nl likes pay bills?

I am one of those dat wishd there wasn't such a tin like nl likes or shares.


I am even planning to create a thread then draw Mr Seun's attention on the need to upgrade Nairaland and change some features including likes and shares or provide a platform where one can stop others from liking and sharing his/her comments.


I don't comment for fun.

I spit what's in my mind and wen I spit, I spit d truth.

It's a fact that Naija ladies are useless.


I have asked so many ladies here to tell me 5 good tins d can offer a man apart from cooch non has been able to answer me.


Is that not a fact that they have nothing to offer?

joyfullyjoyous:
So foolish as to spend a night there. She's lucky she still has her body parts intact. Mumu fellow.

mimimile93:
nl is full of fake people tryin to force their opinions on others.

A lot of judges on nl.

Judgin u with sentiments.

Waking people's past almost all the time.

Consantly reminding people of what they are trying hard to forget.

If half of them were to be in my shoes I'm sure they won't even move an inch..

mimimile93:
much better now. I'd b leavin nl sooner.

mimimile93:
There's a thread abt a guy who posted his gf dirty panties.

A lady here commented on the thread and kinda bashed d guy.

I was like, 'who does dis if not a ho.e'

so I quoted her and called her a hoe.

She quoted me back and called me ex convict. She said some other sh!ts so I threatend to hurt her.

Within second she created a thread about me like one writin a bio about a person. She said some nasty tins abt me said I killed her mom.

She uploaded screenshots of my convo with her and mentions over 7 mods on the thread.


I told her I was sorry and even mentioned her in about 3 threads and apologsd but she didn't accpt.

I had to PM her and beg.

She told me she's a married woman and doesnt entertaind PMs from males.


I was about deactivatin my acct and say bye bye to nl wen she sent me a message dat she will take the thread down.

Cause of her I got banned yesterday.


Early dis morning I notice d thread was taken down.

Explorers:
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Alwaysking:
Nah ur types nah. dumb girls

mimimile93:
Hey!

CAPSLOCKED:
DOCTOR SO YOU MEAN THIS DISEASE IS WORSE THAN CANCER?

mimimile93:
Topic: Womania.

Womania is a deadly virus that is incurable an can destroys a human within minutes.

According to research carried out at University of Lampard at the department of Health Science,
womania seems to be the only deadly disease that can kills a man's destiny, career. It can also kills a man emotionally and physically.

According to research, the deadly virus was first discovered in the garden of Eden.

The disease is in a form of a human one can mistaken it to be a human.

The following are the characteristics of womania.

It has butt, breast, look sexy, wear fake hair and lashes.

The follwing are the symptoms of womania


1. It comes in form of a human and another name for it is girlfriend or wife.

2. It offers a man nothing but its virus from the holes in between its legs.

3. Its a leech. Can suck a man's wealth and render him poor.

4. Its lies a lot about everytin.


The following great men were inffected by this virus;

1. Adam
2. Samson
3. David
4. Solomon
5. Abacha
6. Jacob


HOW TO AVOID THIS DEADLY DISEASE.

According to World Health Organisation, the only way to avoid this incurable disease is to stay away from anything born from the 80s that is in form of a human but does not have d!ck.

0ldirtybastard:
Aww. Guess you're not a lover of hiphop, dearie. He's a rapper from a popular hiphop group "Wutang clan". He's dead though. I'm just preserving his legacy.

mimimile93:
I just did. U feel it?

mimimile93:
change it to what?

mimimile93:
change it to what?

0ldirtybastard:
Wetin do am?

mimimile93:
oh! Thanks.. Change ur signature pls. It doesn't correspond with reality.