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Ezibless:
WORD!
You just made my day.

happy to hear that
have a great day

Pol0944554545:
Watch Video Below
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uhm you forgot to include the "play" button in your video

vjsmiles:
a big girl is a girl who does not run from one bleaching cream to another

yeh, that one sef follow

ccaramel:
Konga mole? I'm not disputing the fact that Konga has logistics flaws. Infact they have been losing money on undeliverable goods. They deliver goods to customers( nationwide), customer rejects without paying a dime and they return back to me in Lagos free of charge.....Somebody needs to pay for that. That is why they are bringing out the new system in April. The logistics company(DHL and KEXpress) are not updating the tracking system and Konga has to chase them for weeks and bill them for lost items. Again this is a new system, and I guess they are still learning and improving. I have made huge sales via their platform and I won't be fair to throw them in the mud. Konga is a brilliant idea that has enabled me reach customers that otherwise will not have been possible. Imagine delivering to Gombe, Borno, Taraba, Benue....places I've never gone close to or will ever go to.
OP, I'll send you an email you can also use. He's Amakas oga. I found online and it expedited my refund credits.

Visit my store at Konga.com/jollychic for high quality shapewear, waist trainers and accesories!

hi, i did get a notification from NL for an email from you, but when i checked my email account, there was no email from you. Can you resend? or drop me your email and i will contact you.

Hi guys, here is a puzzle. all you need do is to be very observant.

A husband left for vacation for 20 days. Upon returning he took this picture of his wife. After close examination he asked her for a divorce as he determined she was cheating. What did he see in the picture?

xpac01:
Tell'em. And the real big girls are the one we most cherish and ready to make our dearly lovely wify.

yes o

sinaj:
good one op.

gracias.

WHO IS A BIG GIRL
The fact that different guys pick you up every
Friday night does not make you a big girl. The
fact that you wear all the latest clothes in the
market, does not make you a big girl. And of the
fact that you uses the latest phone and different
guys pay money into your account does not
make you a big girl... It does not even make you
smart! You are only eating up your FUTURE.
THEN WHO IS A BIG GIRL?
A big girl is a girl with enough brain in her, not
the one with more money. She is not the one
who flirts with all the men around her. She is the
girl who respects her relationship and marriage.
She is never heard but seen. You know her by
what she does, her behavior speaks a lot about
her. She is every man's dream queen, decently
dressed.
A big girl respects the value of womanhood.
She carries herself with more dignity...
Stop boasting about the number of men
you've slept with my dear..Remember,
cheap articles have more buyers.. Build yourself
into the woman people will always respect and
admire. Never follow men who will make a mess
of your life. Be bold but humble, be Godly. Be
hardworking, respect your relationship or
marriage, Be ambitious but contented. Don't
make men a priority in life.. Real men will seek
after you. Build yourself into the woman men
will always want to take home to their mamas..
Not the one they only want to take to hotels and
clubs. TRUST ME, if you just trap a man with
your body, he'll go one day. A lady without
morals and dignity is like a phone without a SIM
CARD.

ccaramel:
Konga mole? I'm not disputing the fact that Konga has logistics flaws. Infact they have been losing money on undeliverable goods. They deliver goods to customers( nationwide), customer rejects without paying a dime and they return back to me in Lagos free of charge.....Somebody needs to pay for that. That is why they are bringing out the new system in April. The logistics company(DHL and KEXpress) are not updating the tracking system and Konga has to chase them for weeks and bill them for lost items. Again this is a new system, and I guess they are still learning and improving. I have made huge sales via their platform and I won't be fair to throw them in the mud. Konga is a brilliant idea that has enabled me reach customers that otherwise will not have been possible. Imagine delivering to Gombe, Borno, Taraba, Benue....places I've never gone close to or will ever go to.
OP, I'll send you an email you can also use. He's Amakas oga. I found online and it expedited my refund credits.

Visit my store at Konga.com/jollychic for high quality shapewear, waist trainers and accesories!

alright ccaramel, be expecting your email.
i have also enjoyed konga services, but that don't mean i should keep quiet about their mess ups.
my anger with konga is that for any lost goods the courier service will pay back konga.com for it, why then is konga.com not paying back the merchants like me for the misplaced goods? so whichever way you check it, its the merchants who are losing.

dechandel:
Oya na, dream on and journey mercies to the world beyond

i reject it, am awake now.

SmartChoices:
can you see it ccaramel commenting....don't mind it op ....must be a konga mole ....my own experience na war..

abeg share your experience make we know how far

hayurmidey:
I feel sorry for your girlfriend.. Its funny tho

pls don't o, she'z not complaining

Khalessi:
Hahahahaha this is so not funny!

did you just laugh? or are my eyes deceiving me??

sinaj:

very funi...

thats the idea

Beamborla:
Your girlfriend is not allowed to breath when another man is around, she could inhale his perfume / after shave and you know how ladies love that.

ehn if i hear... plug her nose, breath through your mouth.

myhoodlink:
op dream on. You will surely get such maybe in the next generation.

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what do i look like? Methuselah ??

dechandel:
You is a dreamer

if i see you in my dreams, i wouldn't want to wake

prettythicksme:
op is kidding right?

yes he is o

ccaramel:
Mr knowitall. Pls swerve. I'm too busy thinking of how to spend my profits from Konga actually I do wish I was an agent of Konga. Great company..... Online shopping trailblazer in AFRICA.
@OP I just got credited for all my pending items from January that were not returned. They are already working on February orders. Ps. I have a huge turnover with them. I cancel about 50% of my orders because I select and won't ship to some places. Sometimes orders get cancelled before I'm able to deliver them while waiting for my goods.
You will get your good or money back. Keep emailing Amaka and mall@konga

keep emailing Amaka and mall@konga.com ? for 3 months+ i been doing that, nothing profitable has resulted from it. me don tire, konga.com are scammish in nature.

Hi guys, saw this on FB and decided to share it here especially since someone shared the female version of it on NL some days back;

THINGS MY GIRLFRIEND ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO
1. My girlfriend is not allowed to swim without floaties..you trying drown and escape this relationship? Not today!
2. My Girlfriend is not allowed to sneeze in public, and guys be like "BLESS YOU" she's already blessed...she has me
3. My girlfriend is not allowed to drink any energy drink.. What you trying to get energy for? To find the strength to leave me? Never!
4. My Girlfriend Not Allowed To have more than 3 male friends. The father, the son, and the Holy Spirit.
5. My GF not allowed to listen to Beyonce. Talking about "put a ring on it." You better be happy with that necklace.
6. My Girlfriend Not Allowed To twerk. Only thing that should be clapping are your hands on Sunday in church. Thank you Jesus
7. My GF not allowed to have a cell phone. Who she tryna talk to? Here's a walkie-talkie, you ain't going that far
8. My girlfriend not allowed to break up with me without making a 20 slide power point, 4 essays, and a letter signed
from God
9. My girlfriend isn't allowed to get glasses or contacts. What you need better vision for? You seeing someone else?
10. My girlfriend isn't allowed to blink. Are you telling me you're tired of seeing my face?
11. My girlfriend isn't allowed to say "I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART" What you gonna do with the
free space at the top? Love other guys? NO.
12. My girlfriend isn’t allowed to go swimming. I’ll be the only one to get her wet.
13. My GF isn't allowed to make a duck face when she takes a picture what if someone thinks she is offering a kiss & tries something?
14. My girlfriend isn't allowed to laugh at other boys jokes when I'm not around. She better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not.
15. My girlfriend isn't allowed to shave unless she's gonna see me. No sense clearing the jungle if it ain't for the lion king
16. My girlfriend isn't allowed to do algebra. She doesn't need to know how to find her X
17. My girlfriend isn't allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you and God got going on. You might be praying for
another man
18. My girlfriend isn’t allowed to open doors, windows, or cabinets like what are you searching for? A way out? Another
man? I'm right here
19. My girlfriend isn’t allowed to go outside, I already brightened your day what do you need sunlight for?
20. My girlfriend isn't allowed to eat vegetable. Are you trying to lower your cholesterol & live longer than me to find a new guy? Hell no, we dying together!

praxisnetworks:
my summation is that Konga should divest from shipping items from merchants and merchants should be allowed to just pay for having a shop on konga....then all will be well.

exactly, that's how it should be done.

praxisnetworks:
95% when money and profit is involved abegi don't make me laff...do you realise that the 5% hassles can wipe your profit off the 95%?


I know people like you who pretend they are sellers but in truth agents of Konga....Op I feel your pains...

well said, thank you.

it will cost you about 20,000 naira for one year domain name service. price negotiable. bear in mind the current exchange rate of the USD & Naira.

wait o, i think we all need to understand that not every relationship is based on love, yes the guy can love the girl, but the girl will like him, or vice versa.
if a girl truly loves her man, believe me, she will never ask him for that which she knows he can not do/provide

queencalipso:
thank um this thread also reminds me of a thread that said broke guys should not ve access to sex even if that is not entirely true there is some sense in wht she said nnow b4 u guys crucify me, let's just say a lady eventually falls in luv with a broke guy, they made luv and unluckily for them she gets pregnant now tell me how will this broke dude handle it, even if they decide to abort it where will the money come from? If it come from the lady bcz her man is a broke ass how long will she continue to love u and mk luv to u knowing fully well that she alone will bear the pain,n the risk and the financial burden of wht u both enjoyed. All the guys in this forum where busy cursing and calling her all sorts of name without giving a deeper thought to it apart from the gold digging aspect.
Though I think she would ve said broke and lazy guys bcz me I try to look beyond the present status of a man unless he is the lazy type

Lastly wht mks a man is not ur age nor ur third leg but ur ability to handle responsibilities, mk decisions and live with consequences of ur actions.

well spoken. but why would two ppl in a relationship who are not ready for kids be having unprotected sex?
having sex should not mean you should be stupid while having sex nah
if the dude wants to have unprotected sex, the gf should stop him
if the gf wants unprotected sex, the bf should stop her
two of them no need be stupid at the same time
as per being broke, we all know what 9ja is all about, not all broke dudes are lazy, na just economy dey mess men up

queencalipso:
Who ever said money is not important in a r/ship doesn't knw wht he is saying. Money is important no matter how small. I use to think so until I dated a broke guy for how long will ur woman continue to come to ur house without u offering her tp for once yet u will always like to see her, u don't offer her money for her hair do or evenn body cream no matter how small even though she doesn't ask yet u will want her to look Good and sexy. Even if a woman does everything for her self a day will come when she will throw it back at ur face bcz a woman will always be a woman she expects u to do somethin for her no matter how small

Bottom line is, money is very very important in a r/ship at least for the simplest of thing that keeps a r/shp going only love is not enough.

thank you for being truthful and sharing your experience

got this email last week from one of the Konga directors;

Amaka Odogwu Mar 6 at 12:42 PM
To
me
Hello sir -
I apologize for the delayed response.
We acknowledge that we have not paid you for this order and a claim has been filed for this item.
You should receive payment by end of day on Tuesday, barring any bank delays.

Please let me know if you haven't received it by then.

Again, sincere apologies, and thanks for your patience.

Regards,
Amaka

this is to let you all know that as at end of banking hours today i have still not received any payment into my bank account.
so i wonder, who is deceiving who?
is konga.com actually trying to deceive me??
hmm, their mind strong o

Onyejemechimere:
Upload stuffs
@henry

okay. i can get one for you. are you willing and ready to pay for it?

Judeoxide:
so many ppl mistake flashing with formating..trust me..I do this job, no dude will come and and say guy flash this phone for me cos I steal am...instead day will say..flash this phone for me..and what most of us do is just factory set it and that is all...cos around here to completely flash android is 1k to 1.5k..and this niggas will not pay such unless its critical os issue...all in all if you are sharp and with some luck you might recover or catch the thief... Especially if he or she is a close friend ... Most of them are

hmm interesting, person wey sabi person na e dey kill am

Judeoxide:
sorry not rooting it into the phone..it more like rooting the phone and then using avast after updating..activate the anti theft... But it will delete if flashed...but wont if formated...

oh okay, now i get it. thiefs dont restore the phone to factory settings, they take it to computer guys and have it flashed completely. but all in all sha, "learners" still dey.

Onyejemechimere:
I want to own a website..and i want to buy a domain ,but i don't know where to get one..
.
.
So who can help me get one a faster one or if there is any website for sell,someone should tell me.

do you need the website just to host your personalized email accounts? or do you want to be able to also upload stuffs to the website??