123over: Juvante:
Thanks for your message.
I actually live and work in Austria.
I joined this site to see if i can be of help to others and maybe learn one or two things too.

am planning to apply for austria nxt year january

the window side==== they wil sit @ d window side nd bend dere leg wen u wnt to enter, meaning dts where dey wnt to sit front sit===== they sit beside the driver but when another passenger wnt to enter they wil come down nd ask u to sit in d middle why dey sit beside d door.

should we bath with salt water on sunday?

hmmmm

early this year, my boss treated me a way i didnt lik that day.

make una call polce oooo make una call police oooo

ose st mare oooo ehhhh ose st mare oooo ehh, ikan dara fun fun aso fi fo ehhhh,

ait ait original station, original tv for the country......... Papa mama ooooo ait na we station

Nihilist:

Barka du sallah something something Abinchi...

I think that's how the Hausa verse started.

The Yoruba rap was mad too

A ki yin kabo so ri iluwa?

Don't remember now...

welcome to africa, welcome to nigeria, welcome to the land dat flow wit honey and .......

fill in the gap..... Put am for tea......., put am for coffee..... Put am for akamu e go disolve one time,......

ednut1: mummy ,daddy is not feeling fine ......................................

ayayaya..... U need procold

who remember that union bank advert?

iwonbaoko: You no get sense!! they just bleeped Nigeria $2.5 billion and you are here feeling cool. How many Nigerian companies are taking $2.5 billion out of SA

he no get wetin ----------A= sense, B =brain, C= iq, D= all of the above. Fill in the gap.

powerblaze:

Very easy to say. Dis ain't Resident Evil.

hmmm or even walking dead, i guess ebola was mentioned in walking dead seasonal movie.

uzolexis: Been to France,Italy and Germany.Italy was my favorite place,it's so beautiful ,Paris is overrated . Will visit Turkey and Spain next yr by God's grace

paris is a nice place,nxt tyme u go to paris make sure u reach egbeda or sango area .

zubby29: any girl/boy u are dating without d intention of marrying is a total wast of precious time,energy and money.u can as well visite a prostitute or gigolo if sex is ur priority dnt wast his or her time if dnt mean marg

hmmmm true talk

englishmart: foolish fool. See your rubbish post. How can he poison him if they eat In the same plate.
You were in a hurry to post bullshit and you ended up disgracing yourself.

read wat he wrote very well before calling him fool

12 days traffic is very possible, but a car in traffic for 12 days is nt possible. @ worst a vehicle wil spend 6hrs in traffic b4 it get to a free road.

hv jst being wonderin y.

mine is just 1

pls is just a question ooooo

chelsea for life

after the video is done am very sure it goin to b a topic on nairaland again for comparison

Money has lots of names!!!
In a wedding we call it (Bride price)
When you owe someone (Loan )
When we pay the government (Tax)
In court (maintenance)
Government to old age people (Pension)
Boss to workers (Salary)
And when a Boyfriend gives to his Girlfriend
what do you call it?? Barka de salah 2 all

just feel free to add goat or chicken, dnt b shy.

she should tell her mum, d man might not b her father.

L.M Ayedun..:
I smell assassination... R I P man.
Nigeria is no more safe.

which country is safe?

AM off to Johannesburg General Hospital. My neighbour's kid has just swallowed an 8 gigabytes memory card. At first it choked him but he is ok now. Trouble is that he is busy singing all the songs in the card, we are worried of what is gonna happen when he gets to the videos section!