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bakynes:
CAF is a Stupid African Football Governing body how would they allow Equitorial Guinea use so much foreign players in their team all in the name of Nationalization.

Ok. Tell France

Please What's the best network to use to a Nokia Lumia 630 with regards to cost and data? Thanks

From the time of the very first test till now, I don toast girl, marry her and born pikin. With this kinda very long process, the job should be a 400k job. Abi?

What is this dragnet format? But a competency based test should be about the position applied for. In this case, internal auditing. Wishing you all success. Cheers

Shhh there my friend. Shey after u don collect money abi?

Some of you are funny o. When you're suffering in your marriage, you stay put eh? Ok contunu! Moreover most of what we have are not marriages but mere weddings

It's an insurance company. So u can guess what the training is about. But attend first sha

Wallace: Farrakhan, you go to Nigeria. Which is, if not the most corrupt nation in Africa that it is. It could be the most corrupt nation in the world. Minister Farrakhan...

Farrakhan: Oh now Mr Wallace...

Wallace: It is the most corrupt nation that I have ever covered. I've been there 25years ago and I've been there as recently as last year.

Farrakhan: Fine. So what?! 35years old. That's what that nation is. Now here's America, 226years old. You love democracy? But there in Africa, you tryna force these people into a system of government that you just have accepted 30years ago. Black folk gat the right to vote. You not in any moral position to tell anybody how corrupt they are. You should be quiet. And let those of us who know our people go there and help them get out of that condition. But America should keep her mouth shut wherever there's a corrupt regime. As much hell as America has raised on the earth. No! I will not allow America or you Mr Wallace to condemn them as the most corrupt nation on earth. When you have spilled the blood of human beings. Have Nigeria dropped an atomic bomb and killed people in, in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Have they killed off millions of native Americans? How dare you put yourself in that position as a moral judge. I think you should keep quiet. because with that much blood on America's hand, you have no right to speak. I will speak, because I don't have that blood on my hand. Yes there's corruption there. Yes there's mismanagement of resources. Yes there is abuse. There is abuse in every nation on earth, including this one. So let's not play holy, to moralise on them. let's help them...

Wallace: I'm not moralising. I'm asking a question and I got an answer...

Farrakhan: why would you put it as the most corrupt regime in the world? That doesn't make sense.

Wallace: can you think of one more corrupt?

Farrakhan: yeah. I'm living in one. I'm living in one. Yeesss!. You've done a hell of a thing on this earth so you should not be the one to talk. You should be quiet when it comes to morale condemnation.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Farrakhan

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Wallace

Noodles: Indomie, Dangote, Golden penny, Chiki-Chiki etc all in the market for the mother who wants an easy way out to feed her children, two minutes its ready to eat, even adults too. Most mothers forget children in their formative years needs natural foods that would help the child develop properly and build up cells and tissues that would support its immune system and prevent cancer in future.

Noodles are basically carbohydrates with preservatives, addictive seasoning, that is why people are so addicted to the taste. Children like noodles because of the texture and flavour, very soft and easy to chew or swallow for them and most dont know the names of food. So if you ask "will you eat Indomie?", they'll nod or say yes. So why not replace it with ofada rice or even the regular parboiled imported rice. Give children well cooked food make it very soft and add lots of cray fish or prawn that is the secret! if it's rice, beans, yam, make it very, very soft. Blend lots of crayfish, onions and a little pepper together. When food is too complicated children play with it and drop it so make it simple. Make it porridge instead. Eat with your children they are encouraged when they watch you eat especially the lazy eaters.

Avoid artificial foods the leading cause of obesity, cancer and all sorts of ailment without cure but respond to healthy diet.

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Dear XXXXXXX,

We wish to inform you that you have been shortlisted to participate in the next phase of the selection process which is the Credentials Verification & Final Interview stage

You will find the important details for this phase below. Please mark this date on your calendar:

Credentials Verification & Final Interview will hold on Tuesday 25th November 2014
You will first go through a credentials verification exercise where the original copies of your credentials will be checked. These credentials which you must bring along with you to the venue of the interview include:
O’Level Results/SSCE
University/Polytechnic Degree Certificate
Professional Qualification Certificate (for those who have)
Master’s Degree Certificate (for those who have done their Masters)
NYSC Certificate
Birth Certificate
You should also come along with photocopies of all your credentials and two (2) passport photographs.
Candidates who do not have the requisite credentials will not progress to the Final Interview stage which will be done on the same day.
The time for the credentials verification is 8:00am – 9:45am and candidates should arrive by 7:45am. The interviews will commence at 10:00am.
Venue: CAP PLC. 2 Adeniyi Jones Avenue, Off Oba Akran Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos
 

Note: Please come prepared as this phase will take the whole day

Kindly contact 08137210564 if you need further clarification.

Kind regards,
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Anchor is a known HMO. Pls attend the interview. I was once a hospital accountant and it was one of the HMOs subscribed to our service. Good luck guys

Religion: the problem of the world

But when u get a job in either NB or guiness, you go to church to give a testimony and thereafter pay your tithes. Income derived from people who drink alchohol. It is the worship of these things that's bad. Depending on them, overusing them. Bros if u gimme beer, I shack am straight

It's real sha. But na recharge card make me buy TV? Na cos Dem no get better programme wey go make ppl stay glued to their station Dem dey give recharge cards. Abeg make Dem go get correct programmes make I dey watch jare

As part of our transformation agenda, we are seeking the services of people who are humble, smart and hungry for success in a bid to create a world class insurance service provider.

CATEGORY: Marketing

JOB ROLE: Marketing Executives

Successful candidates will be required to:
- Close new businesses as well as monitor the existing ones.
- Liaise with underwriting department to ensure policy servicing and claims settlement should the need arise.
- Identify opportunities to deepen relationship with brokers and clients.
- Support market and competitor research efforts to take the Guinea brand to the highest level.

The right candidate must have:
- Good communication skills.
- Passion and drive to succeed in a challenging working environment.
- Minimum of OND/NCE/Diploma.

CVs to be uploaded via our career portal
https://www.guineainsurance.com/career/submit-your-resume or send your CV via email to gogbonna@guineainsurance.com with the job title as subject of the mail or forward hardcopies to Guinea Insurance House, 33 Ikorodu Road, Jibowu Bustop, Lagos.

Because it's blabbing. What does it mean sef? Someone will tell me it's heavenly language. If u speak Portuguese to me who only understands English, you're speaking in an unknown tongue to me. Meanwhile, tongue means "language".

Simple: get delivered and be BORN AGAIN. Certificate go show sharp sharp

"I was awesome last night. Ask your girlfriend."

I thought the story was about Mikel. I was wondering why he should have any problem at LA airport

Why do y'all think it is those who score that should be the best players? What about the DM who break the opposition's play, the CBs that block goal-bound shots or that last ditch tackle, that clearance away from goal; the GKs with all the saves. We are just too biased in our assessment of who should be the MVP. I was thinking Muller or Robben will get the award. But Messi was good too. Anybody that wins it, it does not stop us from eating gala and lacasera in hold up.

We are on the brim of a RED alert. Nigeria's life expectancy currently stands at 48yrs for male and 52yrs for female. The cause? Our lifestyle and hustle. How can this be curbed you ask? Just 3 basic things.

1. REST - A sound mind can only be efficient in a well rested body. For those of us who have a regular 8-5 job; we wake up 4am or 4.30am to prepare to leave the house for work and caught in traffic before we get to our places of work. We are up and down during work and don't even utilise the break time. We close
5pm or later. Stuck in traffic and we are home between 10pm and 12am. Even after we get home that late, we still want to catch that late night programme (sports, Telemundo, news, movies). And the cycle continues for 5days. Saturday, a work-free day is spent attending weddings and other social events. Sunday, we spend more than half of the day at places of worship and not forgetting vigils every Friday.

2. EXERCISE - We all know how to go about this. Light aerobics and stretches will do. I'm not saying you should jog from Agege to Ketu every morning and evening. Don't overdo it.

3. DIET - In this part of the Globe, we basically eat carbohydrates and protein no matter the form. Fruits and vegetable will to a very great extent balance our diet. Now you'll ask me, "how can I eat fruits and vegetables when they are so expensive?". If you can afford to buy enough fruits, please do. Another option is to take supplements to make up for the 'unconsumed' class of food. The problem with our fruits is that they are not in their natural state again. I know how lucky I was when I was in school and during NYSC (I pick well matured fruits from the ground of its tree to eat. I usually eat close to 20mangoes/day in its season when I was in school. No exageration here. There were mango trees and oranges everywhere you go). Those in the rural areas and anybody with a tree of fruit in his compound should be grateful. So we in the urban areas are left to the mercy of supplements (consult your physician for professional advice).

It is certain that if we can curb this "RED Alert", our life expectancy will improve and we can be more efficient in producing or rendering services to generate more wealth and ultimately improve the well-being of our great Nigeria.

Stay healthy.
.....a message from Oscar Golf Bravo (I'm not a medical personnel)

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"I AM THE LORD THY GOD! THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER GOD BUT ME."

Mary was chosen for this purpose: to provide the flesh of Jesus here for His Mission.

For God Alone Is Holy.

eddiebruk: Nice, but this whole EFCC thing why was it required in the first place, I did my Inc-operation last year and i was never asked for anything regarding EFCC to have my account opened with First Bank, besides my TIN only took 24hours.

The EFCC thing is new. It's called SCUML. Its for some certain kind of businesses. I've forgotten what it's about

I read peoples' comments most times writing "first to comment". I want to ask. is there an prize for commenting first? If there is, na to write code wey go just dey make first comments on any post o. ***just asking

dachisom: Typical naija girl...if he is a banker or he works in oil firm I guess u will do much than welcoming him wif sex.

Shey after our traffic in our dirty atmosphere? We need to baf first

leavestory: awwwwww no vex u hear!!!!!***removes his handkerchief ***cleaning her wet eyes*

Didn't know there are dry tears

tongues in this context means languages. To speak in other tongues mean speaking a language to someone who doesn't understand that language. So all d rebebe shawama abrakadabra is utterly rubish jargon. Summary is; we all are just brainwashed,

okpara ugo: Pls i'm new here.. I want to comment.

How do i convert my tecno phone to BB?

Step 1: remove your tecno battery

Step 2: insert a Nokia battery into your tecno battery compartment

Step 3: hold the space key for 5minutes

Step 4: place a hot pressing iron on it

Wolla!! Your tecno has been converted to a BB.

Hope this help? Na joke o before una begin yab person.

Just download the bbm app on ur phone if its available for ur android version

3,000,000/75,000 = 40mths. So you'll work for 40mths before u earn 3m. There's still transport and lunch to spend from the 75k o. Unless the job is a job with constant runs where u can do runs that can give u at least 150k/mth, take the job. Or, if there's something u can do to multiply the 3m, take the 3m. Asides, who'll give this kinda offer?