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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Numerous Strict Rules The Royal Family Of Buckingham Palace Must Follow by henrijin: 10:04pm On Feb 23
All these rules.

My own is what would FalseProphet1 see?

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Sports / First Eleven FPL League by henrijin: 5:56pm On Aug 11, 2023
E don show again.

The 2023/2024 English Premier League is upon us. It's time to enjoy the season in the Fantasy Premier League. To join league, click here his link https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/ntzbbi
Food / Re: Chef Damilola Adeparusi begins 120 hours cook-a-thon to break Guinness records by henrijin: 6:26pm On Jun 09, 2023
E no get brezz
Eno get yansh
And e wan go break Hilda Bacci record

You know who sponsor Hilda?
Bomboclatt!

@FalseProphet1 what do you see?
@Slawomir tell me wetin dey shele.

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Family / Re: Help Me With Budgeting.... My 400k Salary No Longer Takes Me Home. by henrijin: 7:10am On Jun 02, 2023
After seeing that rent, I just knew you are a real werey soaked in balablu. You are not ready. You dey ball all your money and you're asking for budgeting. Better dey cook. Half bag of rice will do only you for one year unless you dey chop like person wey trek go town hall.

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Religion / Re: Why Did Jesus Die? by henrijin: 10:51am On Apr 16, 2023
Because we murdered him. If you tell me that God sent him to die for your bloody sins, may thunder fire you.
Politics / Re: ‘Headless Mob Killed Christ’: Soludo’s Easter Message Sparks Controversy by henrijin: 7:16am On Apr 12, 2023
Which kine wahala be this now. He didn't die for our sins again?
Family / Re: Pastor Dad Bonds With Daughter's Son Had Outside Wedlock After Criticizing Her by henrijin: 5:53pm On Jan 20, 2023
Na Teenooboo type this headline. E sure me die. Wrote it in the language of Hoolaba.

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Education / Re: Unilag Postgraduate Information Thread 2022/2023 Session by henrijin: 5:09pm On Jan 07, 2023
Saw that I got admission on the 3rd and screening ends 4th. I did my screening on the 4th though. It's fees I'm waiting for now to pay and register. MBA

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Romance / Re: This Girl Is Bugging My Life. What Should I Do? by henrijin: 5:58pm On Dec 13, 2022
Tell her say you wan knack am. Ask her how much she go collect. Thank me later.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Of Nigeria Can Do Better Than Morocco – NFF by henrijin: 5:41pm On Dec 13, 2022
This talk is the after effect of kwashiorkor.
Sports / Re: Adidas Smart Football Being Charged In Qatar. by henrijin: 5:57pm On Dec 01, 2022
What did you see FalseProphet?
Sports / Re: Nigerians Angry At Multichoice GOTV For Failing To Show World Cup by henrijin: 3:57pm On Nov 25, 2022
Na wa for people o. You subscribe for GOTv Smallie and you want to watch world cup. Are you not a juju man.
Sports / Join My FIFA World Cup Fantasy League N4A9J2MQ by henrijin: 8:59am On Nov 20, 2022
Let's enjoy the thrill I
Qatar by joining my World Cup Fantasy League.

https://play.fifa.com/fantasy-classic/join-league/N4A9J2MQ

League Code: N4A9J2MQ
Sports / Re: Real Madrid Players Gifted New Electric BMW Cars Worth ₦‎140m Each (Photos) by henrijin: 6:00pm On Nov 15, 2022
airminem:


At what rate did you convert the fx?

Na 30 naira to 1 euro e take convert amu.
Sports / Re: Real Madrid Players Gifted New Electric BMW Cars Worth ₦‎140m Each (Photos) by henrijin: 5:57pm On Nov 15, 2022
Wetin make me go school? I sure say na JuJu make me go school instead of playing football.
Education / Re: ABUDLC Online Masters Degree Program by henrijin: 1:17pm On Nov 04, 2022
What is the total course for the MBA program? I see it's 20k per course. How is this calculated to arrive at the total cost?
Romance / Re: Can You Marry Someone That Can't Read Or Write But Gives You Peace Of Mind? by henrijin: 9:43am On Oct 20, 2022
See unmarried guys saying they prefer the one that can read and write. Make Una marry first. You will appreciate peace of mind over anything.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Perfect Your Interview By Doing The Following: by henrijin: 4:14pm On Oct 10, 2022
Well. In interviews, don't talk pass wetin dem no ask you before you go misyarn in the name of trying to impress. In my present job, I asked them their working hours.

Just pray. Interviewers know when you're answering questions like a robot. Who employer wan employ, e go employ.

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Family / Re: Rebuttal- Complex Marital Issue Https://www.nairaland.co by henrijin: 11:47am On Oct 08, 2022
My guy you don loose guard by talking the matter for internet. You do not owe any bloody person any forking explanation. Dem go just use you cruise. I understand what you're going through though but no talk again after this one you talk. Nobody send you nor your wife.
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by henrijin: 7:39am On Sep 26, 2022
Imagine ordinary interview wey I go. Tell madam how much I bill them. Madam say instead make we change apartments (this is what we wanted to do all this while o), she say make I build house. I never get the job o.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by henrijin: 7:35am On Sep 26, 2022
We wey our wives see our offer letter. Na so dem go dey ask person how you take spend your salary when na dem dey consume the money. Na the last e don know for any of my earnings. If salary increase, she no go know shishi. do what works for you sha.

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Romance / Re: Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend by henrijin: 7:34am On Sep 25, 2022
Your sucrutum is filled to the brim with cum. Go get a life and never go back to that girl. She works Mondays to Saturdays. Then Sundays when she will go to church, prepare for the next work week and rest, make she come spend am with you fool.
Family / Re: How I Spend My 63k Monthly Salary Yet I Am Tagged A Bad Boyfriend by henrijin: 12:16pm On Aug 27, 2022
Brother this your story no gel. Your expenditure na 61/62k. You dey live inside the company? If yes, you dey pay rent to live inside your place of work? You no dey chop for work at all? You no dey drink beer once in a while? You no dey carry olosho? Don't angry me comrade.
Romance / Re: Wahala For Man Who Refuses "To Do More" After Lady Engaged Him For The Night(vid by henrijin: 7:28am On Aug 13, 2022
Lies. Acting. Konji no dey hold olosho on duty. If you carry them and can't do, better for them. Don't believe everything you see on the internet.
Religion / Re: Jesus Is Trending Today by henrijin: 7:08am On Jun 08, 2022
Nigerians are mentally lazy and religiously brainwashed. Una think say na to dey type "Jesus" upandan? Lucifer knows Jesus more than anybody. If what I say touches your religiousness, it's your wahala. Let us stop behaving like puppets. The pastor's are humans like us with sole special abilities to manipulate people. Cheers!
Fashion / Re: Turkey shirts Mark Spencer,farah Pant Trousers For 1500 Shirts,jeans And Chinos by henrijin: 1:06pm On May 10, 2022
How we go take contact you buy now?
Celebrities / Re: Lagos Tax Force Comes For Bovi by henrijin: 3:31pm On May 03, 2022
richard870:
It will be deemed tax evasion if the money does not pass through their business accounts. I hate to admit but this is a norm the world over.

You know personal income tax is different from company income tax?
Sports / Re: Women's Nations Cup Qualifier: Ivory Coast VS Nigeria At 4pm Today by henrijin: 6:48pm On Feb 23, 2022
Make doomsday people no dey feed us yamayama result.

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Crime / Re: 19-year-old Kenyan Man Nailed To A Tree For Stealing Radio by henrijin: 2:40pm On Feb 19, 2022
Look at everyone opening their mouth saying "wickedness", "barbaric" , etc. This is nothing compared to what we put Jesus through. We will still come out and say His Mission was to come and die for our sins because your pastors told you so. Well, 80% of humans no deserve to dey this earth sha.

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