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What should we pick up then? Limbs?

The kind of tights those guys will be wearing eh. Nobody can tell me that they are not wearing customised tights to unshow their rised preeqs for this show.

This show is low-key mojo. Wetin concern me. Dem dey make their money. I no go mind dey this kine party without cameras.

Every night. Switch off 10-11pm and comes on 5am weekdays and anytime I decide to switch it on on weekends.

Stay in Adamawa o. As Seriki Lardin wey you be. Wetin dey there wey you fit import come Lagos sell? Think about it brother.

Your tadpoles don backdate.

Just drink chilled beer. Keep improving yourself and learn from the ones you didn't pass. You go dey alright later on and you'll just look back and smile.

BeeBeeOoh:
Having a coconut for is still useful because, you can buy bread and eat it with coconut. But,



These people's head is as empty as vacuum flask. Nothing dey inside

Even vaccum flask is useful. You can put water in it. Na just skull filled with emptiness.

Dammmnn niggaarrr
Issorite

Dammmnn niggaarrr
Issorite
Slawomirrr

Why he no comot the Heineken logo wey dey im background? Nonsense and ingredients. Coca cola wey go still declare massive profit and sales growth in their upcoming financial reports.

Since she's threatening to leave, let her leave. Better to make some decisions early than regret later. No need to overexplain the "user busy" thingy.

Issorite.

This is what reconciliation will detect sharp sharp. But, Nigerian entrepreneurs don't like consulting key people. You need accountants like us. You need lawyers too. But NO.

Stay their make you no defend your life or lives of your loved ones.

After all this razzmatazz, most of them will enter marriage and start displaying their devilish behaviour. This life is in disequilibrium.

You get commission if you can help sell this property.

Location: Ikorodu
Type: 4 apartments of 3-bedroom flats in a storey building
Documents: Survey Plan and Receipt

Message me for more detail. I'll exchange contact with a serious lead.

ascek:
For a business man who owns a bnx Nig Ltd., Assuming he has a starting capital of 2,000,000 in naira and at the end of the financial year he makes 500,000 in naira after paying salaries for himself and workers and every other things. How much of this 500,000 will government charge as tax and how is it calculated? Thanks as you provide answers

Taxes for a ltd is 20% and 30% on profit for small businesses and big businesses respectively. However, the taxman's profit is calculated differently from accounting profit. You can contact me if you need better clarifications.

Your own is small. What they say can't be taken back. It means it's been there all the while. Las las, if a relationship doesn't foster harmony, we should leave it. The single ones or those who haven't been through this would not understand.

GayPontiff:
Juju man...calm down.

Women mouth sharp pass razor.

Let it go ok

Dem never tell you some kine stuffs before. It's not girlfriend thing o

It's either you no Sabi wash ya boxers well or you too mess and your mess dey smell bad.

andivirus:
I started business name registration and reached the final stage after signing and submission of relevant documents, my application was queried. the query is that I should download filling receipt from the dashboard but I don't understand which receipt they mean, I have submitted name search and business name registration receipt. what next will I do.?

The 10k receipt

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!

That's no bean cake niggarr!!

Na pizza

I thought she summersaulted to Dubai or swam breastroke style.

You omitted "somebody is shocked."

Righteousness89:
SCIENTISTS are Baffled..

WORLD LEADERS are Rattled..

TECHNOLOGY is Confused..

WORLD INHABITANTS are Helpless..

THE SAINTS and THE WISE are Fearless...

The Saints and the Wise Understand that all these Happenings are the Endtimes Prophecies and Signs Given by our Lord and Savior JESUS Christ.
They are busy, Ensuring Purity, Holiness and Righteousness on all Sides.

The Saints and the Wise are Preparing themselves For the BLAST of The Lady Trump aka The RAPTURE! The Greatest Event that is Set to Hit the Earth

I don't know what to say. I'm short of words.

Let me use my Redmi 8 finish okay? E still dey do what I need phone for. When e spoil, I fit come go buy 9. Okay?

Buy Carmeleon.

It's like insanity is setting small small in this one brain. Which power

Rubbish video. His hand was coming, she didn't make any movement. Rubbish setup video. Who recorded it? People will come with emotional judgements now. I don't trust anything I see online now. People can do anything to feel relevant online. Inasmuch as I detest rape, I am not doing the hashtag thing. Until they start cutting the preeq of rapists, then I will know we have gotten there.

Inasmuch as we see people preaching what they make of the Bible these days, we see all of them doing so in varied forms. The question now is, how would Jesus have been telling His Message to us if He was in this modern time?

1. Deliver His Messages in buses?
2. Walk round the street with a bell and big Bible in hand and shouting?
3. Print pamphlets and distribute to every single person He sees on the road?
4. Put His Message in book form?
5. Utilize social media and the internet?
6. Will He build a "church"?
7. What other medium...?

Did you know "tongues" is old English for "language"? We have been gullibly spoonfed junk. It is all about what our pastors say. What do we personally understand about different concepts or beliefs? One thing with people is "if something is too simple, it is nonsense". We forget life is actually simple. We created confusions and difficulties.

To eat food during a festival is now a sin? The brainwashing is really deep. How does it concern YOU if the northerners don't eat your meal during Easter or Christmas? Eat and be merry. Don't allow religion increase the divide it has already caused. Love God first and love your neighbour as you love your self. That is the ultimate command. Anyhow you want to twist it is that person's problem. At the end of the day, it is each one for himself. Nobody will hold your hand in your life's journey. We will thread it alone and grow from our experiences.
I don't miss their ram during Salah plus chilled beer to push it down.

How much