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Bobby2020:
EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
If I sold you a PlayStation 5 on or before the 29th of January 2026, as long as you haven’t connected it to the internet since then.

congratulations, it’s now hackable.

Wholesalebeast:
$20

Express shipping(st Patrick logistics) 3856naira.

You can use your personal shipper.

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Fadedvoices2:
Call me a bastard if arsenal wins this match

iTearHerToto:
Please guys what do I do cus I have not gotten myself since yesterday

Sandrazima:
Don't you have a job? You seem to be on every thread. Jobless slut. Stop embarrassing the female folk with your idle mumunity.

Get a job hoe.

EVILFOREST:
The GOAT
MESSI THE LION
All the COACHES mention your name, including Real Madrid coaches.
Diego SIMEONE does not celebrate Athletico’s Goals when you are in the field of play.
U always give Torres Orgasm when he watches you play.
U remain a Gift to soccer players and Lovers by PELE.
U remain the fastest player when you are with the ball by Thierry HENRY.
Who am I, to be compared to messi by Xavi
I have never seen a player like this... Ronaldinho
I am pleased to drive MESSI around by the President of Equatorial Guinea....Ali Bongo

MESSI is an act of God by Platini
MESSI, is really CRAZY but inform me when he scores 1000 goals and lift 3 world cups.....by PELE ( his fellow GOAT)
MESSI is Extra terrestrial by Buffon
MESSI is simply naturally ahead by Alex Ferguson
CHELLINI, was asked “how do you hinder CR7”, he said mark him closely and don’t give him space. When asked about MESSI, he did “SIGN of the CROSS” and walked out of the interview

MESSI is extraterrestrial by Zlatan Ibrahimovich

My VIEW:
U are the G.O.A.T. while CR7 is the GRASS
MESSI plays SOCCER while CR7 plays football
Messi, a Divine Gift while CR7 a product of hard work.
The Greatest Achievement of CR7 is for him to be compared to you.
U don’t need training to deliver but CR7 trains all day...
When “AH” is added to MESSI, it becomes MESSIAH.....soccer messiah indeed.
U are simply a Myth

INTERNATIONAL VIEWS:
Fellow Soccer players call you GOAT ahead of CR7.
PLAYERS like you Grace this earth every 50years.
BEST precision ever.
The most expensive LEFT FOOT in the world history currently carved and positioned in the palaces of SAUDI KING and SULTAN of BRUNEI.

The SADDEST DAY in SOCCER History will be the day you will RETIRE
I rest my case, humbly.

BlackfireX:
Faints.....



Read the topic again .


Faints properly

Frankhace:
U are a stupid bastard and a loooooser at that

popsy2:
Hypocrite

If Ned Nwoko were to be a Pastor or if the lady involved were a G.Os daughter, you do have gurgitated for weeks.

Amuocha:
Amazing while the others would be thinking how they can become Iyaloja and Babaloja

delugajackson:
If Banky can impregnate Adesua then truly, there is hope for this country.

After failing woefully in the just concluded elections, having a child would be his greatest achievement and also a big consolation for his ailing career.

FreemanUYB:
is that what you are fighting for?!!??

fight harder !!!

this time use 12G

PSTEMMA1960:
Is that not Nwamaipke..

Onyi22:
Awwwwwww so lovely n romantic....
Davido is truly every woman's dream man...
He's so humble, caring n romantic....
I just pray to end up a guy like him....

technicallyrich:
I love tight totonut,but 15 is a no for me.
They will be crying mummy help meoo when i use anger to fuk them as i normally do.
Let the duog,rest in hell