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Crime / Re: Police Warns Nigerians Against Using New Viral Slogan 'No Gree For Anybody' -VID by Henryjr(m): 7:08pm On Jan 11 |
neonly:Believe me, they know what they are doing and they would be amazed at what you typed up there if they ever see it. You may not accompany the slogan with violence, but there are so many people who use it with violent inclinations. Quote: "A person with a gun is more likely to commit murder than the one without any, if their behavioural traits are the same". There is something called, the Pygmalion effect. |
Politics / Re: Dapo Abiodun, Hope Uzodimma And Soludo Are The Worst Governors - Mokwechineme by Henryjr(m): 6:50am On Oct 23, 2023 |
Douye Diri of Bayelsa is the worst of them all |
Politics / Re: ‘Buildings Will Go Down’ — Wike Assumes Office, Vows More Demolitions by Henryjr(m): 2:27pm On Aug 21, 2023 |
MR PROJECT HAS SAID IT, LET HIM THAT HAVE EAR SHOULD HEAR. ABUJA DESERVES A BETTER STATUS IN BEAUTY AND AESTHETIC DESIGNS |
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Union Backs ECOWAS Resolutions On Niger Republic by Henryjr(m): 3:23pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
nice one |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger: ECOWAS Military Chiefs To Meet On Saturday by Henryjr(m): 3:13pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
SpatialKing: kids on mask. Can you withstand anyone in logical and intellectual argument? Hopefully no, not at all. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger: ECOWAS Military Chiefs To Meet On Saturday by Henryjr(m): 2:46pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
Nigerians should note that the position to deploy the military is not Tinubu's position, but ECOWAS position, which a representative of Niger was present in the meeting yesterday. Again, the regional bloc has explored a lot of peaceful and political means to contain the situation in Niger, but the coupist has shown no sign of readiness to any form of mediation, and that is a disrespect to the head of states of the various countries, who are genuinely concerned about orderliness in Niger. If the cost of peace is war, then it is a necessary evil that must take place. 36 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: 2023: Timipre Sylva Joins Bayelsa Guber Race by Henryjr(m): 3:19pm On Feb 20, 2023 |
Bad news for David Lyon. As far as Bayelsa APC is concern, Sylva remains the lord. Timi Alaibe could not stand against him Heineken Lokpobiri could not get the ticket from him also Good news for PDP. With Sylva, PDP have a lot to campaign with. My advise: Sylva should let go of the ticket just the way he did in 2019 when the party elders advised him to do so for another person to contest. 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: Who Is Truly Better Than Obi And What Makes You Think So by Henryjr(m): 5:51pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
The rest are there because they think it's turn by burn and not what they have to offer Nigerians |
Politics / Re: Who Is Truly Better Than Obi And What Makes You Think So by Henryjr(m): 4:13pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
NairaIand: Unfortunately, he won't win. I'm saying from Bayelsa state. Enough of this nonsense 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Who Is Truly Better Than Obi And What Makes You Think So by Henryjr(m): 10:23am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Nigerians are responsible for their sufferings Make nobody vote for Tinubu or atiku come beg me for money make I see 4 Likes |
Politics / Who Is Truly Better Than Obi And What Makes You Think So by Henryjr(m): 10:22am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Let's hear from you. Your judgements should be free of religious, ethnic and party sentiments 4 Likes
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Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo Reacts To Melaye's "Emi Lokan" Mockery Dance by Henryjr(m): 10:18am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Nigerians are responsible for their sufferings
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Sports / Messi Is Better Than Ronaldo: Go And Verify by Henryjr(m): 11:51am On Jan 07, 2023 |
Be the judge, dear nairalanders Messi: 7 Ballon d'Or Ronaldo: 5 Ballon d'Or Messi : 6 golden boots Ronaldo : 4 golden boots Messi : 42 Trophies� Ronaldo : 34 Trophies � Ronaldo: 819 goals from 1146 matches Messi: 793 goals in 1003 matches Messi: 350 assists Ronaldo: 234 assists Messi: Free kicks 60 goals Ronaldo : free kicks 58 goals Messi : 2 golden ball 2014-2022 Ronaldo : 0 golden balls Messi: Best Player of the 2015-2016 Copa America Ronaldo: 0 euro's best players tournament Messi: 4 times the world's best playmaker Ronaldo : 0 Messi : 309 Man of the match Ronaldo : 168 Man of the match Messi : 3018 successful dribbles Ronaldo : 1646 successful dribbles Messi : 26 World Cup and Copa America goals / 25 assists Ronaldo : 22 World Cup and Euro goals / 8 assists Messi vs Ronaldo meeting record Messi : 26 goals / 12 assists and 16 wins Ronaldo : 21 goals / 1 assist and 11 wins Messi: 1 world cup trophy � Ronaldo: 0 world cup trophy � Age has nothing to do with football ⚽ Messi is the real GOAT�❤️�� 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: Who Was The Best And Worst Performing Governor In 2022 by Henryjr(m): 8:03am On Jan 01, 2023 |
Gov. Douye Diri of Bayelsa state is the worst Dude has been doing a mini Rd project in the heart of yenagoa for 3 years now Wike is the best jor 4 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Most Important Lessons You Have Learnt In 2022? by Henryjr(m): 7:07pm On Dec 30, 2022 |
I learnt that there is time for everything, things may not go as we plan but as either God or devil plan it. We are not always in control 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: The White House Christmas Decorations 2022 by Henryjr(m): 11:08am On Dec 09, 2022 |
Righteousness2: What if you end up in hell and Biden in heaven? Hypocrites forming and thinking that being a Christian is about judging and condemning people 1 Like |
Politics / Re: 2023: No Manipulations Of Any Form Will Be Allowed, Buhari Vows by Henryjr(m): 6:10am On Dec 07, 2022 |
We hope that you keep your promise this time around. But on a more serious note, Buhari should rather work on the loopholes in the system to prevent politicians from manipulating the election. Let him also ensure the security of lives and properties before, during and after the election, if that means deploying the army, air force, navy, civil defence etc to assist the outnumbered police officers in the polling units. I remember working as an inec ad-hoc staff somewhere in southern Ijaw LGA in bayelsa in 2015, only 3 police officers were available for over 5 units, and they have to remove their uniforms to contain any form of danger to their lives. Youths of the community were seen barefooted, carrying different kinds of guns and dancing to their warfare songs. In the end, we were fed and bribed well to favour a particular political party 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Applaud Gov. Diri For His Stance To Ensure Improved Education - Bayelsa Govt by Henryjr(m): 2:55pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
666Advocate: Shame on you! We will vote him out next year. Why would any sane bayelsan make such a statement, describing the worst thing that has happened to bayelsa state since inception as the best. Is it because of the #120,000 he is paying you as a media aid or what? As a bayelsan from sagbama, who resides in yenagoa, I need you to just mention one project embarked by Diri in sagbama LGA pls. If you can, also mention one in yenagoa being the state capital if not the the brass junction overhead bridge he has been doing for three years now. Bayelsans deserve what we are getting for goodness sake |
Sports / Re: Belgium Vs Morocco: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 ( 0 - 2) On 27th Nov 2022 by Henryjr(m): 2:46pm On Nov 27, 2022 |
Evidenx: Mr demonic, pls stay away. We are watching & enjoying the demons on the pitch, it pretty entertaining. Na wetin pastor teach u for church abi? 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Culture / Re: Ijaw Women Of America Elect New Executives With Deborah Abbey As President And by Henryjr(m): 10:29am On Nov 01, 2022 |
crestedaguiyi: Timipa Okorowanta - the latter could be her husband's name or are they not allowed to marry kalu, Ahmed and Tunde? |
Politics / Olisa Metuh Asks PDP To Issue A Disclaimer Against Reno Omokri's Posts by Henryjr(m): 3:08pm On Oct 10, 2022 |
Former secretary of the PDP, Olisa Metuh has asked the Peoples Democratic Party to issue a disclaimer against former presidential aide, Reno Omokri's posts. Metuh made the call while quoting Reno Omokri's post targeted against supporters of Labour Party presidential candidate, Peter Obi. Omokri had written; You rage against Tinubu. You insult his ethnicity (who are the most accommodating people in Nigeria and perhaps Africa). You accuse him of using MC Oluomo. You say Obi is far better than Tinubu. You say Obi will turn Nigeria into paradise. Yet, you remain in Lagos and refuse to leave Lagos for the paradise that Obi created in Anambra! The only reason I am against Tinubu is because as a drug lord, he can be blackmailed by foreign intelligence services. Otherwise, he performed as Lagos Governor. If you maintain that Obi did better than Tinubu, prove it by packing your kaya and relocate to Anambra! Former PDP secretary Olisa Metuh asks the party to issue a disclaimer against Reno Omokri Reacting to this, Metuh stated that while Omokri is not a member of the Presidential Campaign team, his closeness to PDP's Presidential candidate Atiku Abubakar and his open support for the party may mislead people to believe his posts represents the views of the Party. He also said that while the former presidential aide had agreed on issue-based campaign, he is reneging on the promise he made. Metuh wrote; The time has come for the Peoples Democratic Party to issue a disclaimer to Reno Omokri's posts. Whilst he is not a member of the Presidential Campaign team, his closeness to the Presidential candidate and his open support for the party may mislead people to believe his posts as representing the views of the Party. There is no way any responsible or respectable democrat can condone such insensitivity. We did not join politics to mock or disparage any set of individuals, least of all a whole tribe. The founding fathers of the PDP had noble ideals and its ideals and values should not be desecrated by any individual, on the altar of a false strategy to engineer hatred against any tribe or stroke an ethnic contest. I spoke with Reno yesterday morning and he agreed on issue based campaign only, this is a complete negation of that promise. We all should insist on an issue based campaign. 6 Likes
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Politics / Re: Bayelsa 1 Million Man Health March For Peter Obi: Photos by Henryjr(m): 4:34pm On Sep 17, 2022 |
Bayelsa one million man march for Peter Obi
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Politics / Bayelsa 1 Million Man Health March For Peter Obi: Photos by Henryjr(m): 4:13pm On Sep 17, 2022 |
The love is massive and the crowd was huge 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: NYPF Boss Extolls Queen Elizabeth, Says Her Legacies Will Remain For A Lifetime by Henryjr(m): 7:37pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
Moses Siasia Younger brother of Samson Siasia. Come and contest for governor again under labour party in bayelsa again, we will vote for you |
Politics / Re: INEC Chairman, Yakubu, Attends Briefing On The Kenya Election In Nairobi by Henryjr(m): 2:54pm On Aug 11, 2022 |
Nigeria electoral system will receive international applause with the new electoral act. The only promise Buhari has kept, was that statement where he said, he is for everyone and for no one. His body language is depicting that in the 2023 general election. He will be the only outgoing political office holder in Nigeria not to handpick his successor |
Politics / Re: Bayelsa Youths Storm PDP State Secretariat, Demand For Peter Obi by Henryjr(m): 8:37am On Jun 30, 2022 |
Bayelsa for Peter Obi 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Kelly Hansome: My Problem Began After Timaya Introduced Me To My Baby Mama by Henryjr(m): 12:25pm On Jun 23, 2022 |
obynoceaser: You don bend already, see the hunchback. The k-leg them |
Celebrities / Re: Kelly Hansome: My Problem Began After Timaya Introduced Me To My Baby Mama by Henryjr(m): 10:01am On Jun 23, 2022 |
M.I Abaga: "See worwor pikin dey form handsome Kelechukwu clap for yourself, well-done" What was the main cause of his problem? 1. The baby mama 2. Kelly handsome himself 3. Timaya 4. Lack of talent to sustain the fame in the industry 5. All of the above 6. None of the above Select one correct answer- your time starts now. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Henryjr(m): 10:46am On Jun 07, 2022 |
Purpletee: Bad girl |
Romance / The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Henryjr(m): 10:20am On Jun 06, 2022 |
The 15 different kinds of joysticks you'll definitely encounter in life joysticks are like snowflakes: None are exactly the same, but they sure are pretty. But how many types of joysticks are there, really? Well, a lot more than the scope of emojis would suggest. Experts narrowed down the breadth of boners to 14 main types. Here's what you need to know about each-plus your move to monopolize on that D. (You're welcome...) 1. Circumcised joysticks Description: The skin covering the penis (a.k.a. the foreskin) has been removed, generally in the infancy phase of life (thank g). Real talk: This is the most common kind of penis in the United States: About 90 percent of men over 20 are circumcised, says Joseph Alukal , MD, an associate professor of urology at Columbia University Medical Center. Your move: Previous research has found that circumcised joysticks can be less sensitive than circumcised ones (since they don't have the nerve-covered foreskin). But since youre probably used to this kind of penis anyway, just proceed as per usual. 2. Uncircumcised joysticks Description: Simply put, the foreskin is left intact. It's generally a cultural (region, religion, tradition, etc.) thing. Real talk: Uncircumcised men have to work a bit harder to keep it clean down there since bacteria can get trapped in the extra skin. Your move: As the penis goes from flaccid to erect, it helps to roll back the foreskin to stimulate him more. But the head area can also be super sensitive, so start gentle, and continuously ask him what feels good, says Holly Richmond , PhD, a sex therapist with practices in New Jersey, L.A., and Portland, Oregon. 3. Growers Description: You know these guys well: joysticks that are larger when hard compared to when they're flaccid AF. Real talk: An international Men's Health survey found that 79 percent of men have growers. Your move: During pre-intimacy , wrap your fingers around the base of his penis firmly. This makes him harder and (at least in theory) helps him hit his full size potential. (And if nothing else, it can help delay his orgasm so you both can enjoy sex longer.) 4. Show-ers Description: joysticks that stay more or less the same size whether they're ready to go or flaccid. (See also: Jon Hamm.) Real talk: No one knows why certain joysticks function so differently, says Dr. Alukal. But according to that same Men's Health survey, 21 percent of men are the proud owners of show-ers. Your move: If you're impressed by his manhood the second you see it, say so-he'll definitely appreciate the compliment. But also: Watch out for that BDE. 5. Curved joysticks Description: When erect, his penis bends slightly (or majorly) to one side or the other. Real talk: Hi s manhood will seem pretty straight when it's just chilling-it's only when he gets hard that the curve appears. Your move: Look at his, uh, "quirk" as an unexpected sexy advantage. Experiment and be communicative with your partner, says sex and couples therapist Ian Kerner , PhD, author of She Comes First Try as many new positions as you can to get a better idea of what feels best for both of you. 6. Small joysticks Description: To actually be considered medically small, "a penis has to be two standard deviations less than the average [five inches]-meaning its just over three inches long when erect, says Dr. Alukal. Outside the doctor's office, ladies call this a "micropenis." Luckily, they're pretty rare-but a small penis can be anything that seems tinier relative to other Ds you've seen. Real talk: Length is one thing, but r esearchers havent measured girth (a.k.a. width) yet in any formal way, so there arent any established numbers floating around out for that average, says Dr. Alukal. But lots of women agree that girth matters more than length. Your move: To feel more of him when he's working with less, try the coital alignment technique (CAT): Have his pelvic bone press directly against your clit during penetration. 7. Big joysticks Description: Manhoods that are seven inches long or more when erect, which is about two standard deviations longer than the average of five, qualify for the eggplant (versus carrot) emoji. Real talk: It's basically impossible for a penis to be so big that it's physically incapable of fitting inside you, experts agree. Your move: Make sure you're extra lubricated, and spend plenty of time on pre-intimacy to ease into actual P-in-the-V action. And maybe avoid girl-on-top positions if he feels like too much inside you. 8. Unpredictable joysticks Description: T hese guys don't always get hard-or stay hard-when they should. Real talk: About 40 percent of men have joysticks that dont always function as they should, says Dr. Alukal. Whats more, an unpredictable penis could actually be an indicator of a greater health problem. Your move: If your man has penile difficulties, the most important thing you can do is be supportive. But dont say something like, Its okay, I dont care, because you do...and he knows it. Instead say, "We'll figure this out together," and then actually follow through-by helping him schedule a doctor's appointment, says Dr. Alukal. That way, hell know that youre there for him-and that you want it to work just as much as he does. 9. Emotionally Sensitive joysticks Description: This type of ESP is a penis that loses its erection due to embarrassment, shameful associations, social anxiety around sex, or other mental hangups. Real talk: An inability to get or stay hard could be a sign that he's not not feeling great psychologically about what's going down (perhaps he realizes you have stronger feelings for him than he does for you), Richmond explains. Or it could mean the opposite: He's so into you, he feels too much pressure to perform well. Your move: Outside the bedroom (in a safe space/when neither of you are naked and vulnerable), have a conversation to make sure you're both on the same page about everything. Miscommunication and assumed expectations can be major buzzkills. 10. Smooth joysticks Description: Have you ever seen a dick so smooth, it could have been carved from marble? That's what I'm talking about here. Real talk: A smooth penis can feel better and more natural in your mouth for MouthAction. Or if you're a virgin (praise you), entry should be smoother and more comfortable, Richmond says. Your move: If you feel understimulated during penetrative sex with this type of penis, try adding a cock ring or even just a ribbed condom (the little dots make for more sensation). 11. Veiny joysticks Description: Some johnsons have very, er, accentuated anatomy when they're hard-as in, their veins are not only visible but also definitely noticeable physically during sex. Real talk: Two things generally affect a man's veiny-ness: genetics and muscle. (Typically, guys who work out more have more pronounced dick veins.) His veins might just be closer to the skin and not necessarily bigger, but same diff in the end. Your move: The extra texture can feel really awesome for many vaginas, so don't be put off by the looks of it. 12. Darker joysticks Description: No, I'm not talking race here. I mean joysticks whose skin is darker than the skin on the rest of the man's body. Real talk: Perhaps your vulva is a little darker in color than the rest of your skin? In both cases, it's just a matter of pigmentation and melanin. Your move: The color of his cock has zero bearing on his form or function, says Richmond. So try not to let it bother you at all, and don't call attention to it (trust me, he knows). "Never shame the penis," she adds. "That won't go over well." 13. Freckled joysticks Description: Like darker-hued dicks, a freckled penis is a special type with distinctive freckles or birthmarks. Real talk: Again, skin coloration has nothing to do with what he's actually working with-it's purely aesthetic, notes Richmond. That said, freckles and birthmarks could be other things-like STIs or skin cancer-in disguise... Your move: If your with a new partner, definitely have a talk about safety, and always, always use condoms if you're not sure (request the test results, girl). For established partners, if you notice spots, marks, or growths that weren't there before, ask your dude to get checked out. For STIs, yes, but also cancer. 14. Hairy joysticks Description: Whether he's lazy, didn't expect to be getting laid, or just prefers to go au naturel (not judging!), this type of penis has a little to a lot of pubes around its base and ball area. Real talk: Pubic hair has a purpose, says Richmond. It keeps germs and bacteria, plus holds/emits scents that attract you to your partner (called pheromones). Your move: If his hair bugs you, don't beat around the bush (heh). In a non-shaming way, ask him for a compromise, saying something like, "Hey, maybe we can trim this a little so I don't chafe/it's more comfortable for me?" (Giving him a reason to shave helps encourage him to do so.) For oral, feel free to gently push his pubes down with one hand, because having to a little spiral-y strand off your tongue isn't exactly fun. 15. Shaved joysticks Description: Some men prefer to manscape, keeping either their entire genital area hairless or just trimmed into something less...barbaric. Real talk: Even though pubic hair helps keep germs away, there's nothing dangerous about a shaved penis, Richmond says. Your move: Enjoy the view. "You get a clear look at everything-his entire shaft, his balls, his anus, his perineum, everything-so take your time to explore and experiment with what feels good for him, and by association, you," Richmond says. And rub on some lubricant : "Lube on smooth skin is even more slippery, which can feel amazing when he's super hard," Richmond explains. Mmm. The big question Which of the above do you have 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Single People Share The Most Ridiculous Demands They've Seen On Dating Apps by Henryjr(m): 2:06pm On May 20, 2022 |
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