₦airaland Forum

good one.


shut 'em all down!

Danjunior: Sorry but you are talking trash!!

leave that guy.


one thing I hate many of these soldiers, they're very illitrate and wicked.
na niaja cause am sha.
how will you recruit someone who can't speak good english into the NA, and you expect him to be civilised?

nurey: I have been in ur shoes and I know how it feels. I remember last month I used ussd menu to sub for airtel bis unknown to me I was subbing for bbm daily not bis daily of 80mb. I wanted to add it to my 2months sub until I could do another 2months 4gig.
That was a big mistake, every morning btw 1am and 4am, the thing automatically sub me, I lost more than 500naira for the duration and he worst is that the Cs will tell u they will make a refund and disable it but all na wash. Call their Cs until they answer your plight

I called them, the lady told me to hold on she's coming,I held the call after some minutes I 'unhold' it, the next thing they hung the call. since then I've not been opportuned to get any CC rep pick the call

lomprico: Lol! U b Cow?

eerm... na laugh be this?
when them remember you.. na siphon things

Actually, I can't remember very well how it started.
All I know is, since fews months back till now, etisalat subscribed me to one daily sms on health, they call the bloody sh¡t 'Mhealth'.

Now here's the frustrating part.
when ever I recharge they keep deducting the call credit by some fluctuating amount/figures sometimes 10 naira, some times 25 just like today, and this deduction might happen like twice to thrice a day.
it has made me never want to recharge except I have something very urgent to do, sometimes my folks be asking 'why don't you call' all I'll say is you won't understand, sometimes when I have some call credit(not yet milked) I'll be scrolling through my phone book looking for who to call (imagine!).
and this has been happening for months now...


This is the annoying part
after enduring this for months coupled with the fact that the texts don't come from a number as such no way I could unsubscribe my self. I went to one of their so called 'Experienced centers' the nigga with a desktop I saw there inquired of the number after I've told him a little of the problem, he then said I should send stop to 54444 I did as he said, still waiting there, he asked if I recieved any reply, I replied No, he said I should go n don't worry they'll reply n stop the whole deduction and spamming of my inbox.
the above between me n the guy happend some weeks back, but till date I still experience same problem, same everything, infact the amount now increased.


I am planning to port but due to some littles things like time,choice of network n laziness I've not successfully done the porting.


my plea
so now am pleading with anyone who knows and/or works with etisalat should tell them to stop the 'milking' act please...

iceberylin: just you

taa!
gba fuo

iceberylin: Demi-God tho

Na so!
how many worshippers you get

iceberylin: i See myself in Him
btw am Alergic to Smoke!

ok.
you're indirectly saying you're a 'god'?

MadCow1: Abeg has fashola found the cure for Ebola?!



or are you ignorant of the fact that combating Ebola in Lagos was more of a Federal effort than state?! Or do you think the control measures put in place at Murtala Mohammed Airport (A Federal Airport) was done by Fashola?

Or the funding to the control centres were done by Fashola?!

I been think say you mad as your moniker stated. but you just proved me wrong

those guys commendinh fashola are all high on coconut water. mad people

iceberylin: only Weed,y asking

before na cigarette i dey ask you for?

was because of your comment.
what do you guys see in messi? to call him a 'god'

iceberylin: seems like you havent seen the Guy play?? if you do u'll know that their's hardly a Better Name

sorry but you smoke?

Kingspin: Telecoms subscribers in Nigeria spent about N602.6 billion on airtime for their
phones to make calls in the first five months of the year, spanning January to
May, New Telegraph investigations have revealed.

The figure is arrived at using the subscriber data released monthly by the
telecoms industry regulator, Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) and
the current industry’s Average Revenue Per User (ARPU) provided by the
operators.

figures released by the telecom regulator. It was gathered that each of the
monthly subscription represents the total number of active lines on all mobile
networks in the country. These include the Global System for Mobile
Communications (GSM) operators; the Code Division Multiple Access
operators as well as the fixed wired/ wireless networks.

Two telecoms firms, MTN and Etisalat, put the current average spending by
subscribers monthly at $6 (N936). Further investigation revealed that
subscribers spent estimated N191.5 billion in January with based on the
number of subscribers, which stood at 127 million and the ARPU averaging
N936.

With the same ARPU, subscribers’ spending moved to an estimated N120.7
billion in February; N118.8 billion in March; N121 billion in April and in May, the
airtime expenditure was conservatively estimated at N112.7 billion.

Subscribers’ expenditure thus adds up to estimated N602.6 billion for the five
months, indicating the premium paid to telecoms services by the consumers.
Reacting to the findings in a telephone interview, President, National
Association of Telecoms Subscribers (NATCOMS), Mr. Deolu Ogunbanjo, said
telecoms services were taking priority position in the daily needs of Nigerians.

He said: “While I may not be able to tell you categorically how much we spend
monthly on phone calls as subscribers, it is understandable that Nigerians
spend a sizeable chunk of their incomes on telecoms services, which are
replacing travel expenditures for the people.”

Ogunbanjo said, next to shelter, food and other needs of man “is the need to
communicate, which saves us a lot of time that would have been wasted
travelling from one place to another to see relatives or do transactions with
business associates.”

He stated that the huge amount of money expended daily on telephone
services by Nigerians had informed the insistence by the consumer rights
group that “subscribers must get value for their money through the provision
of quality services by the operators.”

However, President, Association of Licensed Telecoms Operators (ALTON), Mr.
Gbenga Adebayo, said the expenditure by subscribers had even reduced
drastically in the last 13 years of telecoms regulation.

“You will recall that, in this country, we have made calls for close to N100 and
today, we are witnessing a decrease in ARPU and in fact, today, you can make
calls for as low as N10 and also send text messages for as low as N4 he stated.

The ARPU is a financial performance benchmark in the telecoms industry that
measures the average monthly revenue generated by operators from each
customer.

According to official industry data by the telecoms watchdog, the industry
recorded 127.6 million active mobile subscriptions last January and this figure
increased to 129 million at the end of February. the number declined to 127 million but picked up to 129.3 million in April and at the end of May, the figure stood at 131.1 million.

The May subscriber data is the latest official promoted by the regulator is
driving cost of telecoms services down, stressing that much more reduction is
expected in the coming years.

Acknowledging how capital-intensive telecoms infrastructure deployment is,
the NCC boss had recently said only MTN was making profits in the market. He
said other operators were still putting more investment in infrastructure rollout
to cover more locations in the country.

MTN currently leads other network operators in the area of subscriber base
and revenue generation in the country.

Official data show that MTN currently has about 57.2 million telephone users
on its network. Airtel Nigeria trailed with 25.5 million; Globacom is third with
23.4 million while Etisalat has 18.5 million telephone users on its network.
This was as at the end of March when the latest data was released by the
regulator.

www.newtelegraphonline.com

na GOD go punish MTN.
imagine I bought a new sim registerd n recharged on it. I never used this sim at all, I only put it in my phone to Check if the registration was success but was not.
the next day I put it to Check again n it was success, the next thing i saw was I've been charged for 'my' callertune subscriprion on s sim i never used

am selling out my lenovo ideapad s10e mini/notebook laptop which has the following specs;

windows7 ultimate
10 inch led (not LCD) screen
148 gig HDD
2 gig ram(choice)
web cam
bluetooth
wifi
fast hard disk file transfer n fast boot
a battery that lasts close to 4hr and charges fast(no hyping of functions!, its what I use)
also installed includes;

avast anti-virus(2014 version)
Smadav anti-virus(2014 version)
Eclipse juno(for a programmer, so might not need it)
java SE 7(also for a java programmer, but may need it to run java softwares)
photoshop CS5
DreamweaverCS5(web developer)


but if you don't need any of the installed, I can wipe them all out.


with
charger
external keyboard(for comfortable typing and for the sake of some few hard keys)





at a price of 26k(negotiable)

I stay n live in owerri imo state, so I can sell it withing environs but if you stay out of imo state we'll talk on how you get it.

and if after buying, all listed here is not what is obtainable, a refund is inevitable


also in is a tecno n3, price will be told to you if you're interested(its very cheap!)

here's my digits for the sake of whatsapp or call;



i'll upload pics later, network is too bad n slow(mtn)

mikron: my brother the thing tire me. maybe because few of our boys sell drugs in SA they now call all Nigerians drug lords

hmm... na wa oh.
na im be say those guys are not representing us well oh

cramjones: The heart is a 4 chambered organ that pumps blood around the body! The heart does truly matter!

-CramJones

high? this early sunday morning?

but its the heart that matters

cramjones: The heart is a 4 chambered organ that pumps blood around the body! The heart does truly matter!

-CramJones

high? this early sunday morning?

but its the heart that matters

mikron: na we dis people dey mock like this? ok o! wednesday no far again.

why this people dey see us as 'drug lords'

mako007: hmmm, ok o

yea

mako007: farm am to chop abi sell?, u this business man

both, but it'll not be expensive so people won't die

mako007: faa hear say! If na USA talk am now, I'm sure u for don reach iya luku shop

till them talk am na. I go even begin farm am

san316: The first pic looks like Ebola virus. And by the time the lagos apocalypse takes place, i'll be chilling with my amarya in our lambun soyayya in the capital city of Arewa Republic. Our land is vast, so we can only see pictures of such overpopulation and comment ''Eeeyaaah, the people in that country are suffering o'' PLEASE DON'T BAN ME. I AM INNOCENT.

you meab Arewastan or arewa republic, cos I only know of the former

mako007: Lol, ewedu diet tinx, no more forming tinx. Ewedu soup with powder bitter kola as salt = EVD Vaccine. Thank me later.

food poison
nafdac where are you

Blackchampion: Waitooooo! re dis ppl Nigerians too?

NO! they're black japanese
blackanese

Ograke: Who is your English teacher?

i guess his/her english teacher was sacked when he/she was in primary2, as a result lacks a good foundation in english language

ednut1: how come dem no dey ever find dinosaur fossil for Nigeria , abi oyinbo dey go plant dis tins for ground ni

seriously brother!

nepp: Na wa for you o!

Africans; ruining moments since 10BC

and you're american

YoungDaNaval: consensual agreement btw both party.
Sexual cohesiveness btw the opposites.
They mean, sexual principle of reciprocity.
Infact, they mean no sexual militancy and insurgency.
They mean holo-sexual relativity.
I swear, they mean effusion of 'yeses'.
They are saying sexual desiderata . What the law preaches is romantic uniformitarianis. Infact, it encourages holo-hayalenal sexual acceptance. The law is frictional to rapemaniac, the law envices posterior and anterior compromise...Etc.
Hope u understand now.

do you also wish to tell me as you told that guy 'learning is a life long experience'...?

Idrismusty97: I don't understand

me too

Airforce1: Develop the cure

Not just the detector

why not say that to your lame arze doctors

Zekkmixes: Thanks man. I took it for repairs and they confirmed the problem was from motherboard.
Will collect it later after they're done.

Now I just have to keep my fingers crossed an hope they don't go to my folder for my nuude pictures.

I just did as you said, but no message. but the keyboard now works a bit.


thanks

deji2009: is the keyboard a usb type not a ps2 into a
usb adaptor typ ?. if you're not sure about this,
please google it. what happened as in any light
on the keyboard. okay connect the keyboard
and restart the laptop keep pressing f2 for bios or
del button. can you see setup utility ? use the keyboard to
exit and get back into windows, do you see found new hardware message

thanks for your reply


its a usb and on the pack is written 'pc ps/2 usb usb+ps/2 connector'


let me try that method you said....

philclem: and me too Amen

yea