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bigkesh:
Life is fucking funny

We are here nailing and killing Alonso then Bertrand and Ake score in the same game

We have had Van Annholt, Luis,Ake and Bertrand in 6 years....Players perfectly made for that LWB

bro Lwb is different from lb. only ake and luis are capable of playing LWB the rest na wash.

bigkesh:
The whole world just concluded that Alonso is the man the opposition targets...of course he should have more clearances and interceptions

This is soo weird that I can't even imagine a world where someone compares Alonso and Moses

I don't see Alonso nominated for Awards

You know why opposition player are attacking the left side? Azpilicueta in that right side is the reason.

diggz:
I have noticed all the teams in the league want to attack us from the left flank. Why is DAT?

Alonso is excellent with his deliveries into the oppositions box whenever the opportunity presents itself. He has a great shot accuracy on him too however, that is about it.

Dude can't get pass his marker with pace or dribbles. He gets easily run over or bullied. Dude is ntelligent, Yes! but, mata was also intelligent still,most people called him a passenger.

I have serious doubts about Alonso and wouldn't mind seeing if Kennedy can be an upgrade or not.

If Kennedy becomes great in that LWB he will be more dangerous than Alonso, that I am sure of. But for now, Alonso is trying. We should cut him some slack.

bigkesh:
Any proof that Kennedy lacks positioning?? Cos our 5 man defence is covering Alonso,when he played in a normal system we saw how Okasaki embarrassed his positioning

Know what you are saying, Kennedy doesn't lack Positioning

kennedy is a promising player that's all. He has to be work on by conte.

What make a player good is his technicality and positioning which Alonso has and Kennedy lack. People are carried away by kennedys exciting play. Conte might make him great though.

agrovick:
I believe so, that should be his 5th booking

Our next game is bournamouth sha. I believe cecs and matic can do the job.

Is Kante missing next game?

Chelseafan1:
Is DopeJemi still on nairaland?

me tire oo bro. Abeg na who know am reach house? Make them go check on that guy oo

Tiny23:
I don't have a phone,I want God to pick my dad's call.

oh I see

Tiny23:
God pls,pick my dad's call na.

Your dad's call? Wetin do your own phone? Btw, how old are you?

Ibime:
Abeg o, MMM done land. Make we chop this one, clean mouth.

Lol. I dey tell you

Spy360:
Offcourse, everyone prefers Sanchez. But he is a gooner. Skunck!

yeah just like Ashley cole was a gunner

Joelfinest:
Sanchez abi Griezmann

I prefer Sanchez

timbros:
Phew! We have escaped points deduction because of the City brawl. Fined £100k though.

If the rumour from Metro News is correct, then Chelsea is on the verge of tidying a nice piece of business. It is rumoured that Oscar is set to join Shanghai SIPG in a stunning £52m deal in January.

I pray it happened so we can sign Sanchez with that money. Next in line should be mikel. No room for fringe players

raumdeuter:
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So Guardiola is saying EPL na just long ball, Police ball upandan no wonder the English NT fails miserably when they go to tournament

The ball is more in the air than on the floor when no be basketball

So if pep nor talk am you nor know before. That's why e hard to win those smaller teams for epl cos na kick and run and set piece mongers them be. If you be all possession team or coach e nor go work for epl, it is either they give your key players injury (like arsenal players over the years) or they get points from you.

airmark:
No excuse here bro, pep underrated epl and brought weaklings like burnthisleagedown sane to epl, to hit the ground running. Is he not a winger ? He brought nolito bro. They didn't force his hands to make those signings. He brought rarely tested ball-playing keeper whose mission is only to use legs for all balls coming to him. We have seen how he is very ordinary like a40's excel knowledge. Pep picked his choices and monsur released funds to buy them. Bravo,Stones, gundogan, nolito, jesus were all brought. If a coach cant make good choices of players to execute his plans then he is a mediocre in his job. You are using iheanacho as the second option to aguero, someone who is still learning the ropes as a striker. Pep deserves serious beatings. Must you get messi before you win big matches convincingly? Pep's failure to win ucl with bayern would be a child's play compared to his impending epl's failure. Pep is not only overrated, he is a fraud.

First and foremost, pep has never handle transfer dealing he has been baby fed all this years in his top managerial career.

Kpishian kpishian

Ibime:
Afrodoc2, oya sharrap. . . . I done compose song for Pep. . . .come groove. . .



After the tikitaka, play the blues (A song for Pep)

After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
But now The Blues, dem done dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Homesteady dey him 2 by 2/ (by 2, by 2)
with Debroslink dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)

The title him suppose clinch/ (to clinch, to clinch)
disappear like fart of leprous winch/ (of winch, of winch)
"Up Barka" fans dey make excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
After the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

After the yanga wey dem make/ (dem make, dem make)
Talk say Pep go bring the change/ (the change, the change)
Pepi come dey look like fake/(like fake, like fake)
EPL done show him face/ (him face, him face)

Dem been go sack Pellegri/ (Legri, Legri)
He go China dey coach Jet Li/(Jet Li, Jet Li)
cos Pepi football too sexy/ (sexy, sexy)
like say Man City get Messi/ (Messi, Messi)

180 million wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Still he no fit fix defence/ (defence, defence)
But now crayfish e don dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)

Raumdeuter hail am say na God/ (na God, na God)
Besti coachu in the sport/ (the sport, the sport)
but EPL expose the fraud/ (the fraud, the fraud)
Now he dey pray to carry fourth/ (for fourth, for fourth)

He say he no dey coach tackle/ (tackle, tackle)
Na him dem start to knack the fool/ (the fool, the fool)
Ranieri want spell him name/ (him name, him name)
He done turn Man City to shame/ (to shame, to shame)

Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Raumdeuter use wayo dey talk/ (dey talk, dey talk)
say forget title assault/ (assault, assault)
As long as Manure dey default/ (default, default)
He still get Mourinho to insult/ (insult, insult)

But Guinness no be Malt/ (be Malt, be Malt)
We no send Jose result/ (result, result)
Only Sinizia vex as him dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

After Italy, coach The Blues/ (The Blues, The Blues)
Na "Pride of London" wey we choose/ (we choose, we choose)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

LMAO

raumdeuter:
Your coach Mourinho was given Real Madrid he failed and was sacked

Mourinho was given the unlimited wallet of Chelsea he failed and was sacked

He was given Man Utd the biggest English team na so so draw soup. He is now fighting Watford for 7th position

Before mou Real Madrid was getting knocked out in r16 by Lyon, mou built the team to be formidable again and we all can see the result now(2 ucl). Mou made three semis in his three seasons there. How is he a failure in Chelsea? When he got there they haven't won epl for 50 fvking years not to talk of ucl so you use your brain and not just your finger. Same thing he's facing at manure currently, an underperforming manure. Pep coached two best clubs in the world with history and dorminance over other club in their league. This is his first text as a coach, let's see what he can do.

If not that Luis Enrique had been exposed in seria A before taking over as Barca coach your lots would've been rating him above mou, ancelotti by now.

FYI, I'm not fan of mou but we should be realistic he won ucl with two under dogs.

Yahoo1:
same leicester dat was walloped by Porto? the defending Champions that won the league two seasons after being promoted and nearly relegated again?....EPL is no league? just cooked up story for football

leicester already qualified and top the table log so Porto game was irrelevant to them.

jstbeinhonest:
See mumu talk

Iniesta is a Visionless.

Guardiola is a Fraud.

Pique hides behind Barca attacking football, he'll be exposed else where.

Bravo is a scam.

Busquet is shit.

Alves can defend to save his life.

Neymar is A poor mans Hazard.

Alba is not a Top 10 LB, he is a defensive Walcot.

Messi is a dwarf who cant perform without Xavi & Iniesta, his shitty performance at Argie is evidence.

I'm sure i'll soon read something here about Puyol & Xavi.

Na Who else remain?

The truth be say most of all this quote you mentioned are correct bar Messi, xavi and iniesta

Emaprince:
Lampard's equalizer against manure in 2007/2008 Cl final was the reason why the ball ended up in a penalty shoot out. So how was he a passenger who never bailed his team?

Mr man, you need to go for check up.. and stop chatting nonsense!!

i tire oo. Truly all this "up Barka" fan no nothing about football.

Debroslink:
You think by shooting from 30 yards out makes you a Master? Lampard was a passenger in almost all his European finals. Not even a single assist to bail his team out.

This is lame. He had a ucl goal.

Debroslink:
I never discussed possession nonsense with you. My point is Iniesta's masterclass influence in key games in finals.

Something that cannot be said of a so called legend who cannot boast of just 1 assist in European finals.

Is this one talk? Anybody can assist in final, even schurrell had an assist in WC final. FYI, Lampard had a goal in ucl final or is ucl not a major tournament?

Nihilist:
What's the poor fact?

Lukaku has more goals. Fact

Lukaku has more assists. Fact.

Costa's team creates a ridiculous amount of chances compared to Lukaku. Fact.

Lukaku's output has improved every year since he went to Everton. Fact.

Lukaku's goals have helped take Everton to the Europa spot that you were asking for. Fact.

Take several seats bro. And Wear your facecap

Lukaku's problem is not scoring but he is technically average/poor. He is not really good at linking up play when attacking which is not good for big teams.

raumdeuter:
Pedro plays in the Barcelona front 3. Anelka played with the Chelsea front 3 so he is an attacker. You need to choose your FAT carefully, And also choose your facts carefully

Any member of the front 3 in a 4-3-3 is an attacker.

Anelka was an attacker/striker just like Neymar now for Barca. In 4-3-3 formation, three men are leading attack; the LWF, CF and the RWF. While in 4-2-3-1 formation, we have five midfielders and one forward.

admax:
I beg to diagree sir, we would rather prefer them to laugh in Churches than pay thousands of Naira to laugh in some secular shows.

Most comedy in Churches takes place during anniversary or youth programmes morever, God is not a boring God.

Let's not limit the practice of Christianity to our cultural or personal background - Doctrines are man made.

Will this stop them from going to social gatherings

raumdeuter:
When Xavi left, How come Barca still controlled possesion? Was it Xavi doing it for them from the bench and from Qatar?

Zidane was simply the best player in his teams its no longer about goals and assists and quantitative productivity

You might have been able to twist out of this but you are not as nimble as you used to be several years ago before fat took over

So all of a sudden goals and assist doesn't matter to you anymore.
Wonder shall never end. With people like you still around Naija nor go ever better.

ArrowAssassin1:
Dude, Iniesta has won 29 titles in life, and has more titles than any player has ever won. (Even Pele de Nascimento has no chills on him) He also holds the record for highest assists in a season (37) and many other records man. Watch iniesta to know iniesta.

So football is now lawn tennis that iniesta alone won 29 titles huh. I'm not taking anything from iniesta though but you should try to understand what ibime said in his post you quoted.

Nihilist:
Lukaku has 9 EPL goals lest we forget...

And this is while playing for a dead Everton team with Tom Cleverly and Ross Barkley

Technically, Lukaku is average

donjazet:
It's a very big BLUNDER for you to say that willan is more creative than Pedro!!
Willan simply has a better work rate than Pedro but that doesn't equate to creativity! . We have seen willan run many times from our own half to the opponents 18 yard box only to look clueless in front of goal. His output is so low!!
Last season was his acclaimed best and he scored just 12 goals of which six was from a direct freekick, meaning he scored just six goals from open play in 43 appearances!! now that is shocking!!
I think recent weeks have shown he is best utilized as a squad player as he injects energy into the team and propels attacks in the last 30mins but he certainly shouldn't be a starter anymore.

Cfc should try to sign Sanchez, Sell Pedro while Willian become a sub to Sanchez in that RWF

diggz:
If you have Sanchez readily available in the squad and Alonso,who will you choose to play on that side of the pitch?

My guy there is no way a player like Sanchez who is more productive attacking wise than Willian and Pedro to play LWB.