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Nihilist:
That Mikel Obi just bust my head.

2 time EPL Champ
2 time European Champ
4 FA Cups
2 Carling Cups
1 AFCON

They have to answer this honestly.

Filashade:
loool am the one on the left (of your screen) with the red top.

Thats my best friend on the right she is asian (obviously)

You fine sha

Filashade:
Loool. Please take it easy. You cant just love someone by looking at their pic. Lool.

Please dont love me oo. I am already taken. But dont worry, there is another lady out there for you. She is waiting just keep on searching.

But thank you

which one be you inside the two babes before we start to dey scream beautiful

Nihilist:
A40 and Raumdeuter, when did you guys hookup with Anderson?

He too has started spouting your ideologies and logic.

I know Dayo and his Servant will say Anderson>Gerrard just for this reason. Smh

A40:
Doesn't change the fact that you are clueless and so dim even John Stockton couldn't assist you

E pain apo cra cra 40

Airmark and pataki sha that apo cra cra dey always make me laugh

A40:
Just admit you are blind and daft. No need for long story

Still didn't change the fact he's your oga.

A40:
Me? Advised you on your sidechick?

Sorry my bad na your oga give me that advice. You know when I see your moniker your Oga Dayo comes to my mind.

This girl fine oo... I need to reach her now and marry her then give her the best education before her mom teach her bad things. She deserve the good things of life.

A40:
Drogba has a CL title. Klose doesn't. What is your point?

At International level if you push me I would easily show you Klose's superiority so just keep quiet

Team win trophies.

A40:
Robben is not obligated to list anybody. I don't know how this changes the fact that John Racist never got to the semis of any major tournament

You are a jester. What smelling oga? Why didn't Lampard ever replicate this performance for the Three Lions? When Schweinsteiger was dominating in Euro 08. Lampard could not even qualify his team for the tournament. Let's not even talk about the WC 2010 or 2014 and expose Lampard's incompetence further. Everything Lampard has done at club level Schweini has matched. However at International level Lampard is not fit to shine Schweinsteiger's boots

How many times I wan tell you say football nor be lawn tennis. In football, team win trophies while a great player win individual award. Why using trophies to compare two players when football is not lawn tennis, when eleven players are expected to make decision on the ball huh. Na which kan nonsense you dey argue sef.

I think you're more skillful and reasonable in romance due to the advise you gave me the last time about my side chick or maybe your football knowledge is been affected by hatred and sentiment.

The problem with most moniker or rather people on this nairaland sport forum are having is that initially they were never lovers of football but became a football club fan due to what is trending, "I have to belong to one mentality" hence their sentimental view and hatred even when the truth is glaring. Smh.

airmark:
World governing body, Fifa honoured terry for five years. Soccer Legends did same thing. We are not even sure if boathands brother will put him in his best 11. Robben prefers Terry as he couldn't stand alago calamitous moments. Just like mourinho , ancelotti put Terry in his best 11. Guardiola prefers a 4'5ft puyol to a tall-for-nothing boathand.

Dayo is a troll. Boathand is an average defender playing in a one horse league over the years and a star studded German team. If Terry was awarded just once by UEFA and FIFA we all would've concluded it was a fluke but not even twice.

airmark:
Did you go parental on him before?

Not at all bro. To be sincere, this is my first time of seeing that moniker.

philfearon:
You are so senseless, i wish i could spare your people the horror by traveling back in time to give your dad Condom the day he fertilized your mum!

How to know a baStard child. This is how they type/talk.

A league werrr you only worry about Real Madrid?? Wey others?

Man no man list about to be unveil

diggz:
Omo mehn.......the best news ever today......

My one and only Queen just gave me a little Princess......

Cc Raumdeuter
Nihilist
Ibime
Nateevs
Chelseafan1
Griffon
Emaprince
Hensben(no go give ur side chic belle oo )
Tval
FBS
Lalaboi
Lana1
Sinizia.......

Make una no vex say I no upload picture, I no want any vile human being to misyarn.....

Congrats bro. More spermatozoa to your Dickson.

Ah if a hear say a gee her belle

bigkesh:
It wasn't to replace Fab, I think we still need Fabregas

You neee someone receiving almost 250p to be on the bench?

bigkesh:
See you....when everything becomes tough and 3-4-3 starts losing a little bit of magic or when Injuries set in, I think we will turn to 3-5-2

That's where Fabregas will come extremely handy,I reckon Pirlo was amazing at that role

Hazard and Costa as CFS,Moses and Pedro/Willian as Full backs, Fabregas,Kante and Matic should see us through

Its not me but what conte want. He likes his midfield to press with or without the ball and fab is not known to press without the ball. Are you aware conte want naingolan in CFC to replace fab?

bigkesh:
Defoe could have been our player of the season last season if he was a blue

Which goals please? Free kicks? And how many?11 or something
Pedro will be our back up next season and I don't see why we should keep such an expensive player on a big pay as 3rd choice when we have small boys that can produce more goals

Keeping Willian because of last season is like keeping Ramires because of Camp nou

Willian is unproductive when attacking, oscar is sh1t and fabregas is immobile according to what Conte's formation and tactics demand

lalaboi:
The guy say 'side chick' to make himself feel better. if its truly side chick why e dey vex you?

Baba na side chick she be, I nor vex for the matter I be wan form bad guy for her but I do am in a wrong way.

Though she's a side chick I just did and it can cause HBP. Imagine say na come my wife.

TRendlona:


I won't be bothered at all as long as she has my time. I believe you know what the term "time" means.

BTW who's that your side chic? I would love to meet her.. I like nasty chics

omo na to dey knack dey go oo

raumdeuter:
Be careful too, The girl too might be looking for a way to chop your money, Dont show any signs that you even have that cheating in mind so continue like before. Dont be unnecessarily mean to her.

Just treat her like nothing happen oshofree toto for this recession Nothing good pass am

Just guilt trip her say she shouldnt do anything again to make you doubt her and continue to dey chop the ponmo go. If you give am belle, name the kid after diggz

LMaO

raumdeuter:
What did she say when you accused her? If she denied, just go with it like you bought the denial

Also what did your friend say? have you talked to him, tell im to continue enjoying and you two can coordinate together so stations dont jam. e.g when shes coming to see you, tell your friend so he doesnt show up or call around then, Likewise when she is going to see him.

Enjoy it as long as it last or until she asks either of you to upgrade her

I didn't even tell my friend was happening I just form like who nor know.

afrodoc2:
Na d parole now. If u vex leave that puny another guy go continue to bruise am, something wey no get tally number or meter.
Just eat your own and leave the rest for the next guy.

Lol I dey tell you.

raumdeuter:
You don carry the accusation and vex to far, Nw she has dared you to do your worst and you are left with no card to play, WHats your worst? break up with her? If you do that you lose one free sure toto.
You just threw out a get out of jail card. That kain knowledge always keep it to yourself and only use it when you absolutely need it

Except she is your wife

Unless you fit convince her that you now believe her and things should return to how it was.

BTW I dont know anything about this, Its nihilist that thought me all these bad things. I am still God's son

mehn Dayo you bad oo. The girl don chop my pretense, as you take tell me na so I tell her and she don say she go come my code tomorrow.

Omo girls bad oo person wey I catch.

afrodoc2:
Dat na d fuk up. You should not have challenged her or let her know, shebi na side chick. You just continue chopping that kpekus until either one of you gets tired. The day she has d misfortune to ask to be upgraded you play all her sound track for her.
As for your "friend" you don't even need to ask him either, it is just good to know the kind of guy he is cos side chick or not "dog does not eat dog".

Baba I hail una oo the thing work like magic. I tell the girl say I don believe her now she say ok. She say if I dey house tomorrow make we see I say ok. Girls bad oo wetin I see with my eyes na she deny like this. That my frienemy na bad friend I dey always look him with one eye

raumdeuter:
You don carry the accusation and vex to far, Nw she has dared you to do your worst and you are left with no card to play, WHats your worst? break up with her? If you do that you lose one free sure toto.
You just threw out a get out of jail card. That kain knowledge always keep it to yourself and only use it when you absolutely need it

Except she is your wife

Unless you fit convince her that you now believe her and things should return to how it was.

TW I dont know anything about this, Its nihilist that thought me all these bad things. I am still God's son

I just dey realize I went too far. The girl body make sense that's why I wan still dey kpansh her. Well, she nor hard me to retrieve na to call her right awake because she don dey wait my call.

sinizia:
The embolden is main headache in that midfield. Mourinho has tried Pogba with the trio of Herrera, Carrick and Fellani, but in all occasions, no matter how poor Pogba might have been in that match, he never gets benched or substituted. It's coz of finding a way to provide a strong defensive backbone to shield our defense in top matches that Mourinho pushes Pogba into the number 10 role to accommodate a combo of Herrera and Fellani and it end up costing us coz Pogba is practically useless in that position. If only Pogba could play like Mata in that role, Carrick and Herrera would have been the best DM combo to win matches for us.

When I told you guys pogba is just Oscar in black man skin una nor accept.

raumdeuter:
What did she say when you accused her? If she denied, just go with it like you bought the denial

Also what did your friend say? have you talked to him, tell im to continue enjoying and you two can coordinate together so stations dont jam. e.g when shes coming to see you, tell your friend so he doesnt show up or call around then

Enjoy it as long as it last

She denied it but I tell her to shut up that I know already, I saw their convo she kept on denying until she said ehen ok he's my boyfriend that I should do my worse since I don't want to believe her.

diggz:
No be side chic u call am? If na me sha,I no send ........

but I don go let the girl know say I know. Wetin you reason? E make sense that way.

raumdeuter:
You said side chic, Meaning you have no plans for her, So why not tell her to invite more friends and we can all be friends

You can pretend you dont know and continue enjoying it, when she plans or suggest you upgrade her then you ask her why she didnt ask your friend to upgrade her

Are you the friend fuccking chelseafan1 babe?

na man you be. I got lock up and continue fucking her.

Lol nor be me oo @chelseafan1 babe