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Romance › Re: For Ladies Only(F.L.O).....asap by hensben(op): 5:13pm On Jul 18, 2013
FP pls for more comments because most girls fall victim of these things countless time
Romance › For Ladies Only(F.L.O).....asap by hensben(op): 5:05pm On Jul 18, 2013
This nairaland account is for my friend and I want to share ds with my fellow female folks............
FOR THE LADIES.....

He won't t use condoms, so u use pills..why? Because he wants it natural (think of ovarian cancer and infertility)...He gets u pregnant, u hv aborted like 5 times...why? Because he is not ready! Grow up!..He is tired of the natural place for copulation, he moves to your an*us saying its tighter, then u begin to leak and smell...why? Because u want to please n not loose him.. Grow up! You ve been wearing his engagement ring for almost 4 yrs, he's not wearing any why? Because he promised u marriage..Grow up!..He wants a BJ yet he won't give u a head why? Because he feels you're not so clean down thr..Grow up!...U dress half naked thinking u look sexy and hot, he isn't complaining, but he has more clothes on....Don't be surprise when he takes a more decent girl home..Grow up!.. A guy dumps u, u want to pay him back and all u could do is to sleep with his friend? And u think its payback=D like seriously..Grow up!.. You think getting pregnant for him will make him marry u...Grow up girl!..u'll be a single mum with no job, and then you're back to d hustling field.... Please ladies, be wise, we deserve better, we don't always have to be at the loosing end!!
Jokes Etc › A Ganster And Father-in-law by hensben(op): 5:02pm On Jul 17, 2013
Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! .
Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. .
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? .
Man : Sir I only drink & smoke when i go to the club. . Father-In-Law : U club too? .
Man : I’m sorry sir, I started club bing when i came out of prison.
Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! .
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. .
Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killerhuh .
Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him. .
Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right Man for my Daughter

​​=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º​=))
Politics › Re: What Are The 5 Most Developed Countries On The African Continent by hensben(m): 9:23am On Jul 17, 2013
Charlesmud: My guy maybe Nigeria is not as perfect cus of poor leadership but Nigeria never got anything and will never get from this countries that you say they are develop.

Look at how we have helped the whole Africa in the past :

"The prevailing perception in Nigeria's foreign policy was that, as predominant the African leader, it should play a bigbrother role in relations with African states. Nigeria was a founding member of the OAU and often channeled major policy initiatives through that organization. Most of its relations with other African states took place outside the OAU framework but were guided by OAU principles. Nigeria's primary African commitment was to liberate the continent from the last vestiges of colonialism and to eradicate apartheid in South Africa. Promoting liberation had grown from a weak and conservative stance during the 1960s to an increasingly firm push after the civil war. This commitment was pursued most actively after Murtala Muhammad successfully backed the Movimento Popular de Libertação de Angola's ascent to power in Angola in 1975 by providing the swing vote in the OAU decision to recognize the MPLA. Nigeria had played a role in the independence of Zimbabwe and in the late 1980s was active in assisting Nambibia to achieve independence of Namibia. In the latter case, it contributed about US$20 million to assist the South West Africa People's Organization in the 1989 elections and other preparations for Namibian independence. The country also contributed financially to liberation movements in South Africa and to the front line states of Zambia, Tanzania, Mozambique, and Zimbabwe, which were constantly harassed by South Africa. Although Nigeria's armed forces were among the largest in black Africa in the early 1990s, sizable military might has rarely been used in foreign policy (see Local and Bilateral Issues; African and Regional Issues , ch. 5). The army participated in peacekeeping forces, either alone or through the OAU and contributed personnel to United Nations peacekeeping missions. In line with its ECOWAS comunitment, Nigeria was one of the main contributors of troops to the ECOWAS Cease-fire Monitoring Group (ECOMOG) sent to Liberia August 23, 1990 after the peace talks there failed. Additional forces were sent in late September 1990 under a Nigerian field commander, General Doganyaro. Threats to fight for southern African liberation were made but not acted on, but Nigeria did give military and financial aid to the African National Congress for its efforts against the apartheid regime in South Africa and provided military equipments to Mozambique to help its struggle South African-backed guerrillas.

In addition, Nigeria gave aid and technical assistance to several African states, often through the African Development Bank of which it was a major benefactor. In 1987 a Technical Aid Corps, operating along the lines of the United States Peace Corps, was established. Under it, young Nigerian professionals served in other African, Caribbean, and Pacific countries where their expertise was needed. Nigeria also provided scholarships and fellowships, training facilities, grants, equipment, and medical supplies, and subsidized oil during the 1970s' oil crisis to African countries under certain conditions.

In July 1974, the Gowon government decided to sell crude oil at concessionary rates to African countries on condition that they had their own refineries and would not re-export to third countries. The decision came despite Nigeria's role as an Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) member generally in favor of higher prices and after more than two years of deliberations. Nigeria acted largely in response to external pressures: international actors attempted to divide Third World countries into OPEC members and nonoil producers; various African countries, especially Liberia, begged for less expensive oil; and both the Organization of the Islamic Conference and the Organization of Arab Petroleum Exporting Countries had established programs to aid poor countries while encouraging other oil producers, especially African nations, to follow suit. Providing subsidies for African countries was a safe move for Nigeria because Africa comprised only a small portion of the country's total oil export market, it enhanced Nigeria's position and influence in Africa while building African solidarity, and it protected security interests by preventing economic decline. Moreover, this example of generosity aided Nigeria in its efforts to create ECOWAS. In November 1990, Babangida suggested that Nigeria might again offer concessionary prices to other African countries as the Middle East crises pushed oil prices upward".

http://www.country-data.com/cgi-bin/query/r-9449.html
I dey shame 4 u we dey talk about development u dey talk history argument nor go kill u my bro b wise SMH
Jokes Etc › Re: Girls And Rich Guys Syndrom Hmmm.... by hensben(op): 11:40pm On Jul 16, 2013
switzan: grin funny bt not all gals behave like that. Y do guys believe that all gals love money?
u guys do my dear if guy has money he don't need to b talking too much..... ASAP
Politics › Re: When A Woman Becomes President Of This Country by hensben(m): 11:27pm On Jul 16, 2013
Is she(PEJ) d 1st 1st lady of ds country,y can't she emulate others, illiteracy is a decease. I no d prblem of GEJ she want 2 b relevance since her husband appointed female ministers e.g petroleum,finance,aviation et al she is jealous forgetting that 1st lady is not official unlike those female ministers.
Romance › Girls And Rich Guys Syndrome Hmmm by hensben(op): 3:22pm On Jul 16, 2013
Boy: Hi. Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?
Boy: Hmm.....no.....but I'm rich........
Girl: Really?...k. Hi, I'm Niana, but u can call me baby...I'm 20......I live in PH but schooling @ Lead city varsity.....I luv short dark guyz.....especially someone like u....am glad to meet u..!!!(smiles)
Boy: No no. I mean "richie" is my name
Girl: (Hiss) Abeg abeg.........I don't talk to strangers........ ;DBoy: Hi. Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?
Boy: Hmm.....no.....but I'm rich........
Girl: Really?...k. Hi, I'm Niana, but u can call me baby...I'm 20......I live in PH but schooling @ Lead city varsity.....I luv short dark guyz.....especially someone like u....am glad to meet u..!!!(smiles)
Boy: No no. I mean "richie" is my name
Girl: (Hiss) Abeg abeg.........I don't talk to strangers........
Jokes Etc › Girls And Rich Guys Syndrom Hmmm.... by hensben(op): 3:11pm On Jul 16, 2013
Boy: Hi. Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?
Boy: Hmm.....no.....but I'm rich........
Girl: Really?...k. Hi, I'm Niana, but u can call me baby...I'm 20......I live in PH but schooling @ Lead city varsity.....I luv short dark guyz.....especially someone like u....am glad to meet u..!!!(smiles)
Boy: No no. I mean "richie" is my name
Girl: (Hiss) Abeg abeg.........I don't talk to strangers........ ;DBoy: Hi. Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?
Boy: Hmm.....no.....but I'm rich........
Girl: Really?...k. Hi, I'm Niana, but u can call me baby...I'm 20......I live in PH but schooling @ Lead city varsity.....I luv short dark guyz.....especially someone like u....am glad to meet u..!!!(smiles)
Boy: No no. I mean "richie" is my name
Girl: (Hiss) Abeg abeg.........I don't talk to strangers........
Politics › Tope Folarin Scoop Cain Prize For African Writing by hensben(op): 8:40pm On Jul 14, 2013
Nigerian writer Tope Folarin has scooped the Caine Prize for African Writing for his "utterly compelling" short story Miracle [PDF], set among Nigerian expatriates living in the US.
"I'm elated. I'm a writer situated in the Nigerian disapora, and the Caine prize means a lot – it feels like I'm connected to a long tradition of African writers. The Caine prize is broadening its definition and scope. I consider myself Nigerian and American, both identities are integral to who I am. To win … feels like a seal of approval," Folarin said.
Folarin is the first writer based outside Africa to win the £10,000 prize; he was born and raised in the US, spent a year in Nigeria and six months in Cape Town, but has mostly lived in the UK and US, and is now based in Washington DC.
Chair of the judges Gus Casely-Hayford praised the story, saying: "Tope Folarin's 'Miracle' is another superb Caine prize winner – a delightful and beautifully-paced narrative, that is exquisitely observed and utterly compelling."
Miracle is set in Texas in an evangelical Nigerian church where the congregation has gathered to witness the healing powers of a blind pastor-prophet.
"The story is situated in the Nigerian diaspora, and that heightens what is going on for the people in the church. It begins with 'we' and then moves to the 'I' – the narrator bears the burden of the diaspora on his shoulders," Folarin said.
Four other Nigerians and one Sierra Leonean were also shortlisted for the prize. From Nigeria, Abubaka Adam Ibrahim was nominated for The Whispering Trees, in which Salim wakes up after an accident to find that he has lost his sight; Chinelo Okparanta for America, whose narrator is en route to collect a US visa in Lagos; and Elnathan John for Bayan Layi, a story about two street children who sleep under a Kuku tree and how they become embroiled in electoral violence. Pede Hollist, from Sierra Leone, was shortlisted for Foreign Aid, about returning to Sierra Leone after 20 years in the US.
Folarin is the recipient of writing fellowships from the Institute for Policy Studies and the journal Callaloo, and he serves on the board of the Hurston/Wright Foundation.
The Caine prize for African writing, now in its 14th year, was created in memory of Sir Michael Caine, former chairman of Booker plc and chairman of the Booker prize management committee for 25 years. The Caine prize itself is sometimes described as the African Booker. Previous winners include Helon Habila, EC Osondu and NoViolet Bulawayo.
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by hensben(m): 8:28am On Jul 14, 2013
Yeah I got it
Politics › Re: (prophecy By Tb Joshua) - Jonathan Be Very Careful In The Month Of August. by hensben(m): 11:57pm On Jul 13, 2013
Kobojunkie: BULLCRAP!!!

   If his specialization is spewing POLITICALLY divisive prophesies, then he ought to be willing to be told to put up or shut up. If you consult the Bible, you would learn that the prophets who got themselves predicting POLITICAL events ALSO stood up for their nation in one way or another. You have examples in Moses, Jeremiah, Nehemiah etc Moses not only prophesied, he LEAD HIS PEOPLE to the promised land( or many all the way to the door) from the oppressors. Nehemiah took charge of rebuilding his nation. Ezra in much the same. What is your Prophet Joshua doing?

Tell your prophet to look those up. And Also, tell him to stop making silly prophecies and claiming God did it. Any sane Nigerian can easily tell the same and claim it  a prophecy.
u re a coward,wat about dose help he has been redering 2 less priviledge?SMH
Politics › Re: Nigeria A Nation Divided! Shocking data supporting the division. by hensben(m): 7:51am On Jul 11, 2013
In real sense, PDP destroy nigeria,I'm not a fan of any political party. During OBJ regime nigeria move to next level with corrupt mind that was when computer age started in nigeria by then no strong opposition party to challenge PDP n dey thought dey own nigeria, corrupting every organisation in nigeria, christians., mosque,using cultist 2 rig election that's when youth started having more interest in cultism, traditional rulers were not left out in process. Although all politicians are d same, now we have an merging party who want to challenge PDP pro-PDP in NL does not want this instead they attack anybody talk about APC. I think we should allow ds country to b rule by another mindset of people. PDP can not do with rigging its in them(peak milk its in u).
Romance › Who Will Marry Prostitute? by hensben(op): 1:12pm On Jul 05, 2013
Those prostitute that assemble themselves in a hotel 4 guys to come n bleep,I wonder if they reason marriage or rather if they have suitors? What do u think?cos I feel 4 them n it seems they don't care by smoking,drinking,dress unclad et al
Romance › Re: Which State Tops The List In Nigeria In Terms Of intimate Immoralities? by hensben(m): 12:38pm On Jul 05, 2013
RedBenson: Do u mean calabar worst pass porharcourt, benin, warri, lagos, anambra, owerri, kaduna, and the likes? I mean these are Phd holders in the game!
don't even mention northern state,though I'm 4rm niger delta but northerners are d least terms of prostitution
Romance › Re: Some Funny Ironies Of Life by hensben(op): 12:31pm On Jul 05, 2013
Agbalagbi2013: A professor whose 6 children dropped out of secondary school.
An auto-engineer whose car is serviced by road-side mechanic.
A bishop whose son is d village chief priest.
A medical doctor whose son is taken 2 herbelist for malaria
all these are not true
Romance › Re: Life Is A Double Edge Sword by hensben(op): 12:29pm On Jul 05, 2013
mimiejacobz: Hmmm,so true never tot abt it though,God rilly arrange tins well
yes dearie
Romance › Re: Some Funny Ironies Of Life by hensben(op): 10:59am On Jul 05, 2013
xynerise: An educated man who cannot tell the difference between ''Irony'' and ''Ironing'' undecided
ok ironies plural of irony typographical error
Romance › Re: Some Funny Ironies Of Life by hensben(op): 10:56am On Jul 05, 2013
xynerise: An educated man who cannot tell the difference between ''Irony'' and ''Ironing'' undecided
ehen so sad but u can correct him abi
Romance › Re: Some Funny Ironies Of Life by hensben(op): 9:57am On Jul 05, 2013
kliq: Ironing,irony? Ok I gat u....brb
use d one tink is d right word ok
Romance › Re: Some Funny Ironies Of Life by hensben(op): 9:55am On Jul 05, 2013
BasseyJ: l000l, @A Vet Doctor that is scared of dog, remember when i called a so called Vet to come and give my puppies treatment, Puppies o, and he was afraid of touching them...l0l
grin
BasseyJ: l000l, @A Vet Doctor that is scared of dog, remember when i called a so called Vet to come and give my puppies treatment, Puppies o, and he was afraid of touching them...l0l
Romance › Life Is A Double Edge Sword by hensben(op): 9:11am On Jul 05, 2013
HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.
ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
UNDER has 5, so does ABOVE.
CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
ANGRY has 5 letters so does HAPPY
RIGHT has 5 letters so does WRONG.
Are they by coincidencehuh (confused)

LIFE is a double edged Sword... choose the better side! Hope it make front page
Romance › Re: Some Funny Ironies Of Life by hensben(op): 9:05am On Jul 05, 2013
zhirinmai: Hahahahah... A DSTV staff who uses star times. He must be a chinese grin grin
or an ibo man grin
zhirinmai: Hahahahah... A DSTV staff who uses star times. He must be a chinese grin grin
or an ibo man
Romance › Re: Some Funny Ironies Of Life by hensben(op): 9:05am On Jul 05, 2013
zhirinmai: Hahahahah... A DSTV staff who uses star times. He must be a chinese grin grin
or an ibo man lol.
Romance › Re: Some Funny Ironies Of Life by hensben(op): 9:04am On Jul 05, 2013
LWKM on poor witch doctor who promises wealth
Romance › Some Funny Ironies Of Life by hensben(op):
SOME FUNNY IRONIES OF LIFE
*A poor witchdoctor who promises u
wealth.
*PHCN Advertising Generator
promo...pay ur bill and win a Generator
* A Canteen owners daughter sent out of her husband's house
for being a bad cook.
* When a Pilot's child has phobia for
flying.
*A Naval officer's child that can't
swim.
* When a Company Driver's children
walk at least 2km to and fro school
everyday.
* The Principal's daughter who have repeated class more than any other
student.
* The Medical Doctor whose child died of
malaria
and has a Sickle cell child.
* A Single and lonely On Air Personality (OAP) talking about
love matter and match making over the
radio.
* The Professional Boxer whose child
gets bullied in
school. * The DSTV staff who uses Star Times in
his home.
* When a Divorcee becomes a marriage
counselor.
* A Property agent that is still squatting
with his friends. * A Vet Doctor that is scared of dog.
* A Farmer whose mother died of
starvation.
* A Gym instructor
with pot belle.
ADD YOURS, dont spoil the fun...gudmorning friends
Computers › Invetor Of Computer Mouse Doug Engelbert Dies by hensben(op): 9:58am On Jul 04, 2013
Inventor of computer mouse dies

Doug Engelbart, the inventor of the computer mouse and developer of early incarnations of e-mail, word processing programs and the internet, has died.

http://m.news24.com/nigeria/SciTech/News/Inventor-of-computer-mouse-dies-20130704
Crime › Church Leader Busted For Raping Minor by hensben(op): 9:17am On Jul 04, 2013
Church leader busted for raping minor

A 45-year-old Bishop has been arrested for allegedly raping and impregnating a minor.


http://m.news24.com/nigeria/National/News/Church-leader-busted-for-raping-minor-20130704
Education › 10.5 Million Children Are Out Of School In Nigeria by hensben(op): 8:31am On Jul 04, 2013
9million of dt figures are amajiris. Source AIT
Politics › ALUU And ASUU A Nightmare To Students by hensben(op): 6:31pm On Jul 02, 2013
An identical twin ALUU and ASUU,in my opinion are nightmare to students. One kill while the other add more years to normal years in school. Students what is the way forward?
Politics › Atiku Warns PDP by hensben(op): 6:16pm On Jul 01, 2013
Atiku Abubakar warns PDP is declining

The People’s Democratic Party (PDP) will have to suffer the consequences if they do not stop the decline of the party in the south-west, a former vice-president has warned.


http://m.news24.com/nigeria/Politics/News/Atiku-Abubakar-warns-PDP-is-declining-20130701
Celebrities › Black Face Ask Tuface To Pay Him On The Song He Wrote. by hensben(op): 6:10pm On Jul 01, 2013
Blackface wants proceeds from African Queen

Popular performer Blackface is apparently unhappy about not being paid for his share of the proceeds of a song he wrote with Tuface Idibia.


http://m.news24.com/nigeria/Entertainment/News/Blackface-wants-proceeds-from-African-Queen-20130701
Politics › Boko Haram News Have Highest Tread Since Creation Of Nairaland by hensben(op): 10:55pm On Jun 28, 2013
Anytime I open nairaland I must see boko haram news since the terrorist group came into scene. in my opinion,they have the highest tread since creation of nairaland. Which one do u think is the highest? or u agree with me,let me hear from you.

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