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FP pls for more comments because most girls fall victim of these things countless time |
This nairaland account is for my friend and I want to share ds with my fellow female folks............ FOR THE LADIES..... He won't t use condoms, so u use pills..why? Because he wants it natural (think of ovarian cancer and infertility)...He gets u pregnant, u hv aborted like 5 times...why? Because he is not ready! Grow up!..He is tired of the natural place for copulation, he moves to your an*us saying its tighter, then u begin to leak and smell...why? Because u want to please n not loose him.. Grow up! You ve been wearing his engagement ring for almost 4 yrs, he's not wearing any why? Because he promised u marriage..Grow up!..He wants a BJ yet he won't give u a head why? Because he feels you're not so clean down thr..Grow up!...U dress half naked thinking u look sexy and hot, he isn't complaining, but he has more clothes on....Don't be surprise when he takes a more decent girl home..Grow up!.. A guy dumps u, u want to pay him back and all u could do is to sleep with his friend? And u think its payback=D like seriously..Grow up!.. You think getting pregnant for him will make him marry u...Grow up girl!..u'll be a single mum with no job, and then you're back to d hustling field.... Please ladies, be wise, we deserve better, we don't always have to be at the loosing end!! |
Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! . Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. . Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? . Man : Sir I only drink & smoke when i go to the club. . Father-In-Law : U club too? . Man : I’m sorry sir, I started club bing when i came out of prison. Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! . Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. . Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer . Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him. . Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right Man for my Daughter =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) |
Charlesmud: My guy maybe Nigeria is not as perfect cus of poor leadership but Nigeria never got anything and will never get from this countries that you say they are develop.I dey shame 4 u we dey talk about development u dey talk history argument nor go kill u my bro b wise SMH |
switzan:u guys do my dear if guy has money he don't need to b talking too much..... ASAP |
Is she(PEJ) d 1st 1st lady of ds country,y can't she emulate others, illiteracy is a decease. I no d prblem of GEJ she want 2 b relevance since her husband appointed female ministers e.g petroleum,finance,aviation et al she is jealous forgetting that 1st lady is not official unlike those female ministers. |
Boy: Hi. Girl: What? Boy: How are you? Girl: Do I know you? Boy: Hmm.....no.....but I'm rich........ Girl: Really?...k. Hi, I'm Niana, but u can call me baby...I'm 20......I live in PH but schooling @ Lead city varsity.....I luv short dark guyz.....especially someone like u....am glad to meet u..!!!(smiles) Boy: No no. I mean "richie" is my name Girl: (Hiss) Abeg abeg.........I don't talk to strangers........ ;DBoy: Hi. Girl: What? Boy: How are you? Girl: Do I know you? Boy: Hmm.....no.....but I'm rich........ Girl: Really?...k. Hi, I'm Niana, but u can call me baby...I'm 20......I live in PH but schooling @ Lead city varsity.....I luv short dark guyz.....especially someone like u....am glad to meet u..!!!(smiles) Boy: No no. I mean "richie" is my name Girl: (Hiss) Abeg abeg.........I don't talk to strangers........ |
Boy: Hi. Girl: What? Boy: How are you? Girl: Do I know you? Boy: Hmm.....no.....but I'm rich........ Girl: Really?...k. Hi, I'm Niana, but u can call me baby...I'm 20......I live in PH but schooling @ Lead city varsity.....I luv short dark guyz.....especially someone like u....am glad to meet u..!!!(smiles) Boy: No no. I mean "richie" is my name Girl: (Hiss) Abeg abeg.........I don't talk to strangers........ ;DBoy: Hi. Girl: What? Boy: How are you? Girl: Do I know you? Boy: Hmm.....no.....but I'm rich........ Girl: Really?...k. Hi, I'm Niana, but u can call me baby...I'm 20......I live in PH but schooling @ Lead city varsity.....I luv short dark guyz.....especially someone like u....am glad to meet u..!!!(smiles) Boy: No no. I mean "richie" is my name Girl: (Hiss) Abeg abeg.........I don't talk to strangers........ |
Nigerian writer Tope Folarin has scooped the Caine Prize for African Writing for his "utterly compelling" short story Miracle [PDF], set among Nigerian expatriates living in the US. "I'm elated. I'm a writer situated in the Nigerian disapora, and the Caine prize means a lot – it feels like I'm connected to a long tradition of African writers. The Caine prize is broadening its definition and scope. I consider myself Nigerian and American, both identities are integral to who I am. To win … feels like a seal of approval," Folarin said. Folarin is the first writer based outside Africa to win the £10,000 prize; he was born and raised in the US, spent a year in Nigeria and six months in Cape Town, but has mostly lived in the UK and US, and is now based in Washington DC. Chair of the judges Gus Casely-Hayford praised the story, saying: "Tope Folarin's 'Miracle' is another superb Caine prize winner – a delightful and beautifully-paced narrative, that is exquisitely observed and utterly compelling." Miracle is set in Texas in an evangelical Nigerian church where the congregation has gathered to witness the healing powers of a blind pastor-prophet. "The story is situated in the Nigerian diaspora, and that heightens what is going on for the people in the church. It begins with 'we' and then moves to the 'I' – the narrator bears the burden of the diaspora on his shoulders," Folarin said. Four other Nigerians and one Sierra Leonean were also shortlisted for the prize. From Nigeria, Abubaka Adam Ibrahim was nominated for The Whispering Trees, in which Salim wakes up after an accident to find that he has lost his sight; Chinelo Okparanta for America, whose narrator is en route to collect a US visa in Lagos; and Elnathan John for Bayan Layi, a story about two street children who sleep under a Kuku tree and how they become embroiled in electoral violence. Pede Hollist, from Sierra Leone, was shortlisted for Foreign Aid, about returning to Sierra Leone after 20 years in the US. Folarin is the recipient of writing fellowships from the Institute for Policy Studies and the journal Callaloo, and he serves on the board of the Hurston/Wright Foundation. The Caine prize for African writing, now in its 14th year, was created in memory of Sir Michael Caine, former chairman of Booker plc and chairman of the Booker prize management committee for 25 years. The Caine prize itself is sometimes described as the African Booker. Previous winners include Helon Habila, EC Osondu and NoViolet Bulawayo. |
Yeah I got it |
Kobojunkie: BULLCRAP!!!u re a coward,wat about dose help he has been redering 2 less priviledge?SMH |
In real sense, PDP destroy nigeria,I'm not a fan of any political party. During OBJ regime nigeria move to next level with corrupt mind that was when computer age started in nigeria by then no strong opposition party to challenge PDP n dey thought dey own nigeria, corrupting every organisation in nigeria, christians., mosque,using cultist 2 rig election that's when youth started having more interest in cultism, traditional rulers were not left out in process. Although all politicians are d same, now we have an merging party who want to challenge PDP pro-PDP in NL does not want this instead they attack anybody talk about APC. I think we should allow ds country to b rule by another mindset of people. PDP can not do with rigging its in them(peak milk its in u). |
Those prostitute that assemble themselves in a hotel 4 guys to come n bleep,I wonder if they reason marriage or rather if they have suitors? What do u think?cos I feel 4 them n it seems they don't care by smoking,drinking,dress unclad et al |
RedBenson: Do u mean calabar worst pass porharcourt, benin, warri, lagos, anambra, owerri, kaduna, and the likes? I mean these are Phd holders in the game!don't even mention northern state,though I'm 4rm niger delta but northerners are d least terms of prostitution |
Agbalagbi2013: A professor whose 6 children dropped out of secondary school.all these are not true |
mimiejacobz: Hmmm,so true never tot abt it though,God rilly arrange tins wellyes dearie |
xynerise: An educated man who cannot tell the difference between ''Irony'' and ''Ironing''ok ironies plural of irony typographical error |
xynerise: An educated man who cannot tell the difference between ''Irony'' and ''Ironing''ehen so sad but u can correct him abi |
kliq: Ironing,irony? Ok I gat u....brbuse d one tink is d right word ok |
BasseyJ: l000l, @A Vet Doctor that is scared of dog, remember when i called a so called Vet to come and give my puppies treatment, Puppies o, and he was afraid of touching them...l0l ![]() BasseyJ: l000l, @A Vet Doctor that is scared of dog, remember when i called a so called Vet to come and give my puppies treatment, Puppies o, and he was afraid of touching them...l0l |
HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH. HURT has 4, so does HEAL. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS. UNDER has 5, so does ABOVE. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY. ANGRY has 5 letters so does HAPPY RIGHT has 5 letters so does WRONG. Are they by coincidence (confused)LIFE is a double edged Sword... choose the better side! Hope it make front page |
zhirinmai: Hahahahah... A DSTV staff who uses star times. He must be a chineseor an ibo man ![]() zhirinmai: Hahahahah... A DSTV staff who uses star times. He must be a chineseor an ibo man |
zhirinmai: Hahahahah... A DSTV staff who uses star times. He must be a chineseor an ibo man lol. |
LWKM on poor witch doctor who promises wealth |
SOME FUNNY IRONIES OF LIFE *A poor witchdoctor who promises u wealth. *PHCN Advertising Generator promo...pay ur bill and win a Generator * A Canteen owners daughter sent out of her husband's house for being a bad cook. * When a Pilot's child has phobia for flying. *A Naval officer's child that can't swim. * When a Company Driver's children walk at least 2km to and fro school everyday. * The Principal's daughter who have repeated class more than any other student. * The Medical Doctor whose child died of malaria and has a Sickle cell child. * A Single and lonely On Air Personality (OAP) talking about love matter and match making over the radio. * The Professional Boxer whose child gets bullied in school. * The DSTV staff who uses Star Times in his home. * When a Divorcee becomes a marriage counselor. * A Property agent that is still squatting with his friends. * A Vet Doctor that is scared of dog. * A Farmer whose mother died of starvation. * A Gym instructor with pot belle. ADD YOURS, dont spoil the fun...gudmorning friends |
Inventor of computer mouse dies Doug Engelbart, the inventor of the computer mouse and developer of early incarnations of e-mail, word processing programs and the internet, has died. http://m.news24.com/nigeria/SciTech/News/Inventor-of-computer-mouse-dies-20130704 |
Church leader busted for raping minor A 45-year-old Bishop has been arrested for allegedly raping and impregnating a minor. http://m.news24.com/nigeria/National/News/Church-leader-busted-for-raping-minor-20130704 |
9million of dt figures are amajiris. Source AIT |
An identical twin ALUU and ASUU,in my opinion are nightmare to students. One kill while the other add more years to normal years in school. Students what is the way forward? |
Atiku Abubakar warns PDP is declining The People’s Democratic Party (PDP) will have to suffer the consequences if they do not stop the decline of the party in the south-west, a former vice-president has warned. http://m.news24.com/nigeria/Politics/News/Atiku-Abubakar-warns-PDP-is-declining-20130701 |
Blackface wants proceeds from African Queen Popular performer Blackface is apparently unhappy about not being paid for his share of the proceeds of a song he wrote with Tuface Idibia. http://m.news24.com/nigeria/Entertainment/News/Blackface-wants-proceeds-from-African-Queen-20130701 |
Anytime I open nairaland I must see boko haram news since the terrorist group came into scene. in my opinion,they have the highest tread since creation of nairaland. Which one do u think is the highest? or u agree with me,let me hear from you. |
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funny bt not all gals behave like that. Y do guys believe that all gals love money?