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This place is not an english class as far as u guys can comprehend d message why bother about my english...onwan teachers....ok let me modify it

This place is not an english class as far as u guys can comprehend d message why bother about my english...onwan teachers....

Im confident dt known of u here is better than me in term of english...who cant spell cousin? I wrote ds last night so i was feeling dizzy....so sdf if u dont have anytin to say.

Mr. N miss english its cousin,its typo error though she is a distance cousin but i have back off n she is still disturbing me.I deleted her number imediately i confirm we can not dat.

Merkki: Stoopid people that can't even spell. Your lives revolve around women. You all need to grow up.

must u insult me hun

Mr. N miss english its cousin,its typo error though she is a distance cousin but i have back off n she is still disturbing me.I deleted her number imediately i confirm we can not dat.

we met 2 years ago at first i never knew she is my cousin n im happy we didnt do anything........i just find out she is my cousin so i told her we should back off but she refuse to listen telling me that my trick is to dump her for my new chick.please what do you guys suggest i tell her to understand because its for real. Thanks for your candid advice

Justeenaleo: oga eme gi vuum na anya

make sense

Good development....but I no some people will not like ds.

I'm waiting u guys

My younger brother score D7 in maths and literature in W.A.E.C and he want to study law/art courses, can he apply for J.A.M.B with D7 in the above named subjects?. I'm a science student so I don't really have basic knowledge of their requirement. Please art student kindly help in this....thanks.

Hmm the Lord is good. I love this

10 reasons to avoid instant noodles...

1. Nutrient Absorption : Noodles
inhibit the absorption of nutrients for
the children under 5.

2. Cancer Causing : The ingredient in
the instant noodles called "Styrofoam',
Which is a cancer causing agent.

3. Miscarriage : Women who are
Eating instant noodles during their
pregnancy causes miscarriage, because
it affect the development of a fetus.

4. Junk Food : instant noodles are
enriched with full of carbohydrates,but
no vitamins, fiber and minerals. This
makes the instant noodles considered as
a junk food.

5. Sodium : Instant noodles are power
packed with high amounts of sodium.
Excess consumption of sodium leads to
heart disease, stroke, hypertension and
kidney damage.

6. MSG : Monosodium Glutamate is
used to enhance the flavour of instant
noodles. People who are allergic to MSG
consume it as part of their diet, then
they end up suffering from headaches,
facial flushing, pain, burning sensations.

7. Overweight : Eating Noodles is the
leading cause of obesity. Noodles
contains fat and large amounts of
sodium, which causes water retention in
the body and surely it leads to
overweight.

8. Digestion : Instant noodles are bad
for digestive system. Regular
consumption of instant noodles causes
irregular bowl movements and bloating.

9. Propylene Glycol : The ingredient in
the instant noodles called "Propylene
Glycol" which has a anti-freeze
property. This ingredient is used
because it prevents the noodles from
drying by retaining moisture. It weakens
the immune system of our body. It is
easily absorbed by the body and it
accumulates in the kidneys, heart and
liver. It causes abnormalities and
damage to those areas.

10. Metabolism : Regular consumption
of instant noodles affect the body's
metabolism, because of the chemical
substances like additives, coloring and
preservatives inside the noodles.
Source: http://medicalnursingcare..com

We Have Lost Faith In Federal
Government - ASUU.

The Academic Staff Union of
Universities (ASUU) said yesterday that
it has lost faith in the ability of the
Federal Government to resolve the
lingering crisis in universities.
ASUU Chairman at the University of Benin
Comrade Anthony Monye-Emina said in
Benin that the strike must go on to achieve
its desired results.
He said the union has lost faith in the
Federal Government due to its insincerity
over the agreement.
He said one of the reasons why they are
insisting that their demands must be met
is because the government initially denied
the existence of the 2009 agreement which
was signed by its officials.
"We can no longer trust government; we
have lost faith in its willingness to deliver
on the issues that led to the strike in the
first place," he said....[color=#000000]We Have Lost Faith In Federal
Government - ASUU.

The Academic Staff Union of
Universities (ASUU) said yesterday that
it has lost faith in the ability of the
Federal Government to resolve the
lingering crisis in universities.
ASUU Chairman at the University of Benin
Comrade Anthony Monye-Emina said in
Benin that the strike must go on to achieve
its desired results.
He said the union has lost faith in the
Federal Government due to its insincerity
over the agreement.
He said one of the reasons why they are
insisting that their demands must be met
is because the government initially denied
the existence of the 2009 agreement which
was signed by its officials.
"We can no longer trust government; we
have lost faith in its willingness to deliver
on the issues that led to the strike in the
first place," he said....[/color]We Have Lost Faith In Federal
Government - ASUU.

The Academic Staff Union of
Universities (ASUU) said yesterday that
it has lost faith in the ability of the
Federal Government to resolve the
lingering crisis in universities.
ASUU Chairman at the University of Benin
Comrade Anthony Monye-Emina said in
Benin that the strike must go on to achieve
its desired results.
He said the union has lost faith in the
Federal Government due to its insincerity
over the agreement.
He said one of the reasons why they are
insisting that their demands must be met
is because the government initially denied
the existence of the 2009 agreement which
was signed by its officials.
"We can no longer trust government; we
have lost faith in its willingness to deliver
on the issues that led to the strike in the
first place," he said....hmm naija student which way forward.....source AIT

Nice write up....the words of parents really play important role in a child's life whether positive or negative.

Sorry to say ds igbo people dey do business but na illegal money n blood money many pass....so they can't declare their asset/worth.

Finally ASUU calls off strike after 3months
of
delibration,..F G finally agrees to pay the
1.2trillion naira demanded by
ASUU,and earn allowance of 9billion naira,.but
said all paymnt would be made b4 the ending
of november,..pres idnt of the
Academic staff union of University has
summoned all lecturers to returned back to
their jobs n urge all students to resume
classes after which AKPORS wokeup from
SLEEP ...what a dream!.....

I was arguing with my friend that Eze ego was not classified as one of the richest men in nigeria then, but he said (my friend) he was. Eze ego was only known as a blood money man. I asked him what was his assets then that made him one of the richest?. If you remember who I'm talking about, please tell me his real name and the year he died. No offence to the ibos just a confirmation to carry out research on him so that we can end the dispute or rather diplomacy between us. Thanks

Thank God

Cute love story
.
Girl: I'm jealous when others Girls are
looking at you.
Boy: Don't be jealous, Baby..
Girl: Why? ......
Boy: 'Cause you have something that
they don't.
Girl: What?
Boy: My heart
============================== .
Girl: Promise you won't love any other
girl?
Boy: I can't promise you that ..
Girl: So there's someone else?
............ Boy: Yes she will look exactly like you
but a lot younger and she will call
you 'mummy'. . . . .
Like and share if you are cute.

ritababe: .........America is above 200yrs,while our own Nigeria is just 53yrs of age,yet u still compare us wit dem and say we dont have any recn 2 celebr8....nw 4 all of u who say we dont hav recn 2 celebr8,pleas try hav a re-think.HAPY BIRTH DAY NIGERIA!!!

why using america?why not use malaysia who we were better than 5years ago but now 90percent of the masses are comfortable n nigerians have started going there.

oyedun82: where ar the pix?

u er wicked, u mean we should continue stepping on nails n not retreat?smh 4 u

I just have to share this piece of words because it has been bothering me.
Many people don't know the significance of celebration but since we have bb chat,facebook,twitter,nairaland,et al,they want to broadcast/post message for awareness or show.
First of all, celebration means the act of marking one's pleasure at an important event,by engaging in enjoyable,typically social activity. So is it that nigerians most especially our leaders, are ignorant of the english they study right from child hood? or its their usual life style of hoping in God when they know things are not done the right way and they don't want it to be done so,remember heaven help those who help themselves n faith without work is dead,so why hoping when we don't want to make things right. If celebration is defined as an act of marking one's pleasure at an important event,why is it(celebration) added to nigeria at 53 after all the negative things happening today. The mind of our leaders are 'let me tell them what they want to hear so that I can finish my tenure(I.e 8 years on their mind not the positive impact they will make),while some of the masses who will benefit from their leadership mobilise for them by singing their praises everywhere they go n the remaining masses will start believing and hoping that maybe good thing will come. In a twinkle of an eye 8 years is over,that's how this lovely country is been from 1960 till date. Getting worse each day that passes by.
If we change our mind set from nepotism,ethnicity differences,bribery,corruption,religious differences,regional differences, etc, to meritorious,one love, because we are nigerians,selflessness, because we are our brother's keeper, fear God, because you don't know how you come to this world so don't be comfortable doing evil things and we continue to pray the way we always do,then we will see how God bless his children with the labour of their hands. We(nigerians) always talk like Martin Luther king but we don't act like him. Pastors preaching for daily bread not for morals because most of them do the wrong thing and they know but man must survive. Please let's change our ways positively,so that we can celebrate nigeria memorable way. PEACE

Please nobody should wish me happy independence day,because nothing is happy about it. So tell it to those who wants to hear it.

Simple logic n nor of u can comprehend,check my right up very well u c were I mentioned they (females) should b respected but not shown. Funny enough most guys here do ds, thing(I.e not showing women much respect cos dey will blow it out of proportion).....hypocrites everywhere.

djeezy: Op Respect is Reciprocal.

ds adage is for business associates n casual friends not for relationship/marriage ok

jntyjnty007: There are two parts to the interview, as I explained to this lady, one was a written exam, and the second part the usual interview.

I explained the set of questions and that there was 45 minutes to complete the test.

45 minutes went by and I told her to come back downstairs and I would be with her in five minutes.

there were specific question pertaining to the job itself and some general questions. One of them was "What does UBA stand for?" Her answer was really quite unique, she wrote "United Banana Association".

don't derail d topic miss

I've noticed that guys/men should love their wife/girlfriend rather than respect them because if u do(respecting them) and they notice, automatically you become a coward to them. Even the bible clearly stated this that men should love their wife while women respect your husband. I'm not saying you should treat your partner like rag but reserve your respect for her rather than showing it. Guys what do you think? Women are made to respect we men. Always remember this verse in the bible so you will not turn the tail instead of the head of a home or in a relationship.

I got admission into near east university,northern cyprus. I ve processed everything now including paying my school fees so pls I want to know how to get visa n my school just resumed 23rd of september 2013. Hope I can still get visa...please I really need help of how to apply...thanks.

PDP should go to hell 4 all I care

Billyonaire: Do you know what is called Paragraph ? Start from there, and may be, you will understand what is called Politics, in your lifetime.

nwa teacher teach ne paragraph...moogoo

@sincerenigeria no like 4 u n ur cohorts...#SHAME#...u guys re deceiving urself...I like GEJ as a person but he doesn't have leadership charisma, he is been control...a leader is suppose to b bold n brave but nigeria as a country is too big 4 GEJ to rule....u guys always say GEJ is calm,do u no y? Ok let me tell u d reason, becos he is been control n seek his useless n greedy advisers b4 he do or say things n his(GEJ) words always burst behind close doors cos he doesn't have anything to say when facing d media...,nuff said n reserve my other comments after d reign of GEJ as nigeria president u will c n here d real things happened during his tenure by ds political bigots around him now...so he should enjoy while it last.