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Poems For Review › Re: SOUND OF WORDS by herald9: 6:15pm On Jan 07, 2015

missberrypop5:
nice work swerry
herald9
Laykooooooooooorn

LOL...welcome back

Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday To Unibenstudent by herald9: 2:02pm On Jan 07, 2015

Unibenstudent:
unibenstudent is typing a message ......

Wanted to wish you a happy birthday but network no allow...

No be my fault

Poems For Review › Re: •••CURTAIN CALL•••• by herald9(op): 11:35am On Jan 07, 2015

FrancisTony:
I've to impress my uncles, aunties etcetra.
When i get a better phone, I'll create a better . Until then.

This kind eye service... you suppose be optician...

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Poems For Review › Re: •••CURTAIN CALL•••• by herald9(op): 11:30am On Jan 07, 2015

Freedom or jail, clips is inserted, a baby's being born same time a man is murdered,the beginning and end. As far as raps goes it's only natural I explain my plateau and also, what defines my name...

#Grabs bag...throws in pen and poetry note...zips up....wears headphone...J.Cole's playlists on............................

Till evening.

Romance › Re: 3 Ways To Know When A Woman Is Sexually Attracted To You by herald9: 10:57pm On Jan 06, 2015

okotv:
okay. thought it was she from his diary.

abeg share the story

My story is for the gods cheesy

Romance › Re: 3 Ways To Know When A Woman Is Sexually Attracted To You by herald9: 10:41pm On Jan 06, 2015

okotv:
I know about her from francistony's diary. Hope I am right sha

lols

Lolz.. Tony doesn't even know her!

Forum Games › Re: Three Word Story( Not More Than Three Words Plz) by herald9: 10:37pm On Jan 06, 2015

motherlode:
Still breathing

he got bandaged

Forum Games › Re: Three Word Story( Not More Than Three Words Plz) by herald9: 10:34pm On Jan 06, 2015

delishpot:
Call the doctor!

doctor arrived late

Forum Games › Re: Three Word Story( Not More Than Three Words Plz) by herald9: 10:33pm On Jan 06, 2015

Richiy:
Till he sprained an ankle.

three words Ma cheesy

Science/Technology › Re: Bluetooth: History Of Name & Logo by herald9: 10:24pm On Jan 06, 2015

Imoobot:
I just discovered that the name Bluetooth was borrowed from the 10th-century, second king of Denmark, King Harald Bluetooth who was famous for uniting Scandinavia.

He got the name Bluetooth as his teeth were stained blue from eating so many blueberries. Much like what Zobo does to your teeth. But Zobo, on the other hand, stains ones teeth red, of course. I don’t want anyone coming out later to say Dayo said… anyway.

Harald Bluetooth was the Viking king of Denmark from 958 to 970. He was famous for uniting parts of Denmark and Norway into one nation and converting the Danes to Christianity.

And that’s what Bluetooth does, it unites. It doesn’t convert though. No, wait, it does. The Bluetooth earpiece converts a perfectly sane human into a lunatic talking to himself in public.

And get this, the Bluetooth logo actually is the initials of Harald Bluetooth written in Scandinavian runeCool.

Cool! I wish I had my name in runes. Oh wait, I do, ᛞᚫᛃᛟ, Cooool!

Definition of words you might not be familiar with:

Scandinavia-Region in Northern Europe with common cultural heritage ,countries include Norway, Sweden and Finland.

Hmmmm the famous man is almost bearing my moniker...

Harald ⇨Herald

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Forum Games › Re: Three Word Story( Not More Than Three Words Plz) by herald9: 10:19pm On Jan 06, 2015

banjicom:
The fat man.........................................

finished the food........

Poems For Review › Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by herald9: 10:16pm On Jan 06, 2015

Bhenehdikt:
Ok...so,wats it gona be?

what it's gonna be or how much it's gonna be? grin

Poems For Review › Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by herald9: 10:10pm On Jan 06, 2015

Bhenehdikt:
herald9,u go put me thru o..na btw the two of us..no tell our teachers or ur seatmate *winks*

No probs... let's bargain

Poems For Review › Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by herald9: 9:47pm On Jan 06, 2015

Bhenehdikt:
I'm coming with a bang

Christmas yaf end...no more bangers!

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by herald9: 9:34pm On Jan 06, 2015

Neldrizzy:
herald9 pls kindly un-share that post.. No de cast me

Twas too funny to ignore grin

Poems For Review › Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by herald9: 9:22pm On Jan 06, 2015

Scrypt:
Jamean! Pages 1 - 20

BRO!
I went through your poems today...

please do us a favour, drop your student status and pick up the chalk...
Your poems are amazing and intimidating...
I felt disarmed embarassed

Poems For Review › Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by herald9: 9:19pm On Jan 06, 2015

Ghostlady:
so soRry I will miss class...am so stressed out and my battery is low...I will just revise herald9's note anytime am free...thanks laykorn..g'nite

alright... I'll play Owl City's Fireflies for you

Poems For Review › Re: SOUND OF WORDS by herald9: 9:17pm On Jan 06, 2015

Ghostlady:
lol I know but I did the assignment after today's work....I was so stressed..its all good cha..I try

Eyah... please go get a rest...don't overwork yourself... embarassed

Poems For Review › Re: •••CURTAIN CALL•••• by herald9(op): 9:11pm On Jan 06, 2015

FrancisTony:
I only use it to write articles and stalk peoples profile.

you see your life?

Bring your articles to NL where it'll be more appreciated... Fb is for dumbasses... I only go there to accept friends request -whoever they are!

Poems For Review › Re: SOUND OF WORDS by herald9: 8:58pm On Jan 06, 2015

laykorn:
No she did.
Go and re-define a stanza.
When you know how to define one, come and claim boss here
Learn from her definition
Ayamlaykorn

awww... this is TKO shocked

Gimme small hope naw sad

Poems For Review › Re: SOUND OF WORDS by herald9: 8:50pm On Jan 06, 2015

Ghostlady, I beat you! tongue

Poems For Review › Re: •••CURTAIN CALL•••• by herald9(op): 8:46pm On Jan 06, 2015

laykorn:
I done mark ghostlady's test.
Oyya go and do busy body
Ayamlaykorn

Oga it seems you really like that lady o...

Poems For Review › Re: •••CURTAIN CALL•••• by herald9(op): 8:32pm On Jan 06, 2015

FrancisTony:
You gerrit!

Ogun state- Her dads house.
Benin Republic- Schooling in HNAUB.
PortHarcourt- Currently there, on holidays.

Awwww... Game over! sad

Whatsapp? NO

Don't tell me you still Facebook at this age? undecided

Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Her Smoking Hot Legs In New Pictures by herald9: 8:07pm On Jan 06, 2015

I came... I saw...I almost left #

But wait o...Iyabodeh's legs fresh pass this ones na huh

#leaves

Politics › Re: MEND Endorses Buhari, Accuses President Jonathan Of Failing Nigeria -premiumtime by herald9: 8:00pm On Jan 06, 2015

The downfall of MEND is not the end of GEJ's presidential ambition...

GEJ till Buhari sees his certificates!

Poems For Review › Re: •••CURTAIN CALL•••• by herald9(op): 7:52pm On Jan 06, 2015

laykorn:
Herald. You have now turned your poems thread to a campaign thread.
Herald9, their is God ooo
Ayamlaykorn

modified

Poems For Review › Re: •••CURTAIN CALL•••• by herald9(op): 7:51pm On Jan 06, 2015

FrancisTony:
Okay! You didn't notice I rarely frequent Nairaland these days.

Why should I notice... am I your girlfriend? undecided

I did sha... sometimes you need to take a break from blabbing from thread to thread ,I believe you did that or am I wrong?

Too bad, she shuttles around Ogun state/Benin republic and Portharcourt.

Ha!
Is she into business?

erm... are you on whatsapp?

Romance › Re: Your Dream Destination For Honeymoon. by herald9: 7:36pm On Jan 06, 2015

SeverusSnape:
Oh!...My very old friend, I thought he was....

If he was dead...so were you grin

Politics › Re: Desperation In The Jonathan Camp In Anticipation Of Defeat by herald9: 7:28pm On Jan 06, 2015

Haba bros... Life is too short to finish all these now...

whatever you're saying... it's Gej till Buhari sees his certificates.

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Celebrities › Re: Tinashe Poses Coverless On Cover Of V Magazine by herald9: 7:22pm On Jan 06, 2015

Joshkid:
love dat gal mach!!!

me too!

Romance › Re: Your Dream Destination For Honeymoon. by herald9: 7:17pm On Jan 06, 2015

SeverusSnape:
NEW ZEALAND!.... Or any of those Caribbean islands.

I saw your friend ,SiriusBlack today

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