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Stop deceiving yourself dude

Are you presently not in the highest moment of your life, you are feeling you can never forgive yourself for your past, which is in a way hunting your present and never giving the future a chance. Well as there is always a way of every situation, here are three simple vital steps to help you out of it. Warning this post contains some adult content, not suitable for ages under 18


1. Dialogue with your past

You might be asking how this will be possible, making friends with my unwholesome past ? Yeah need to let that past remain in the past and stop bringing it to life with your thoughts and deeds, look for a quiet place where no will see you (so they don't assume you are nuts ) to dialogue with your past. Tell the past "yes you are my LovePeddler, I banged recklessly and we are done now ". Let it not matter to you anymore like the ex you detest, endeavor to place it at its rightful position which is The Past, sign, seal and buried. Forge ahead like a very bad sharp guy who is looking for the next LovePeddler to slay.


2. Embrace the Present

After being at peace with your past, as a smart person you are expected to learn from it, never allowing it to resurface as it would be dumb of anyone to be allowed to be beaten twice. The next thing to do is to fully embrace the present and take full charge of it, most of us at this stage looks up more into the future forgetting that there's something called the present. The present is the ongoing occurrences taking place around you, you need not to be left out of it walk into it, embrace and take charge of it. You might never take notice of the future if you are not cautious of the present. It is those who bangs the present like a LovePeddler that remains relevant today, pamper the Present like a new wife and it would in turn treat you like a bitch.

3. Welcome the Future

Like a new born welcome the Future but never treat it like one instead start treating it like a beautiful lady being wooed and lured to the bed. The stage of wooing is trying to actualize your plans, using the right tips actions and scopes. Once you have successfully lured the future to the bed take the best opportunity of it by banging the day light out of it because if you allow it sleep away, it might never come back like a Hot lady who visited you but you failed to touch. It is only then you will have a Good Success.

Like Lil Wayne will say Life is a bitch, Death is her sister and sleep is her cousin what f*cking family picture.

Original poster HerexG Baba

Source: http://liteworld..com.ng/2016/03/relating-life-with-sex.html

You find them giving a Beautiful cashier generous tips

falconey:
In English please.

I taya for that bros o

agarawu23:
if possible

You are a very long thing bro

Jadekitana:
Team classy lady but I don't have millions not yet, would get there soon.

Anything is possible my dear

agarawu23:
My kinda Lady is yet to be created sha

Shey you won order ur own babe directly from heaven ni Aga

It is popularly said that men are moved by what they see, the statement is absolutely true. There are three distinctive ways a man sees or pictures a lady immediately they see or come in contact with them. I will briefly analyze this bellow...

1. A sexual symbol : These categories of ladies no doubt gets enormous attention from men, they either walk around with skimpy clothes partially revealing their endowment (Big boobs or Big bum bum). As a man what would go through my mind naturally is to want to touch and hit, this would prompt most men to want to approach such lady.

But on the other hand there are ladies who are naturally well endowed who tries as much as possible to conceal these goodies but men still perceived them to be a sexual symbol, not to worry the next category is what you should adopt to scare away those thirsty men. The popular Nigerian OAP Tools Oniru most likely used this strategy.

Merit of Being a Sexual symbol
1. They gain Men's attention at the speed of light
2. Attracts promiscuous rich dudes

2. Demerit of Being a sexual symbol 1.But after the sexuality what else can you offer? I tell you the truth ladies except you have something unique going for you upstairs, you will be only be needed to cure men sexual urge.
2. They hardly find love


2. The Classy Ladies : These are the kind of ladies that exudes class from their looks, smell and swagger. They dress smartly and classy not necessarily revealing their endowment, they put on expensive and the flyest clothing's , jewelries, and not to talk of their expensive cars and housing. They are the millions dollars ladies only men with balls , sense and taste of class and predominantly rich can approach. You will find the regular guy sweating profusely and stammering trying to approach such ladies so most times they just stare in admiration or in a hateful manner saying "wetin sef, na only her, she be runs babe". You want to get to this status ladies don't be desperate, refuse to be a fake wannabe ladies who poses to be in this category. So work hard, be smart and intelligent no amount of prostitution can get you to this status without those virtues except that you already come from a wealthy home.

Merits of being a classy lady
1. You attracts and most likely keep rich dudes
2. They attract success

Demerits of being a classy lady
1. They are most likely prone to late marriages
2. They are most times lonely because of most men gets cold feet around them

3. The Regular ladies : They are the kind of ladies who decency and moderation is their watch word, the vital thing that works for this category of ladies is their pretty looks or intelligence and smartness . They don't appeal to men because of any materialistic factor, their not being materialistic appeals also to some categories of men. These category of ladies are hell of a man keepers, they keep men always running to them like a cry baby. But note this asides from looking decent and modest most of them can be very dangerous in bed so men don't be fooled by their innocent looks. Ladies of this category are most times easily malleable when you avoid hurting them.

Merits of being a Regular lady
1. They are hell of a man keeper
2. They are the homely type

Demerits of being a Regular lady
1. They attracts all manners of men
2. They suffer emotional heart breaks the most

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Source: http://liteworld..com.ng/2016/03/ladies-are-you-sexual-symbol-classy.html
Thanks for reading.

bibijay123:
Hello ,can I use mince meat in place of sausages?

Yes you can but just to make the layer as flat and thin as sausage in the post

ada2604:
dear op tnx for sharing, bout quick question pls, is scotch egg preservable for up to like 3 days??

You are welcome dear, just refrigerate it and microwave it again when you want to eat.

Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Seun, please do the needful

You can easily get the sausages and bread crumbs in most modern malls don't want to mention brand

Viola! Notice the layer of sausage meat is not thick and even. The egg is not overcooked with a grey yolk.(Have a look at my separate guide of how to boil an egg).

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If you cant wait till later, take a bread/serated knife and cut at the centre.

if you are not ready to eat them, leave them to cool down uncut and refregirate them whole.

Place the cooked eggs onto a plate lined with paper towel.

After about 3 minutes, it should be golden brown, remove with a slotted spoon and allow excess oil to drain off.

Add enough eggs to fit the pot you have and allow to cook on medium heat. Get the oil temp right, because if the oil is too hot it will cook the outside and not the sausage meat.

This is how oil should react the moment the egg hits the oil. If it doesnt start to bubble, the the oil is too cold

Allow for the oil to be hot then dip the eggs one at a time.

Work on all the eggs and set aside ready for frying.

This is what you need to have though you can dip the egg again to the eggwash and bread crumbs once agin to have a double coating that will make the end result, crispier.

make sure all sides are covered with the bread crumbs.

Dip into the bread crumbs. You can lightly season and spice(if you like) the breadcrumbs or add dried hearbs like thyme to make the coating intersting.

Remove and shake off any excess.

Dip into the egg wash and make sure it's fully covered. It's the flour that makes the egg stick to the sausage meat, so dont skip the flour part.

Tap the egg to remove any excess flour.

Dip the sausage wrapped egg in flour, making sure all sides are covered.

Whisk until light. You can use more eggs and no milk/water but make sure to beat them until light.

To make the egg wash, add little water or milk to your egg to make it more and a little runny.

Work on all the eggs ready for the next process. I prefer not having a thick layer of sausage meat so that it can cook evenly when deep fried