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Mangustar:
Ok

Issokay

jerryunit48:
Believe this at your own peril

Yes, action speaks louder than words

Yeye polikTRICKians

[quote author=labanji post=56292918]I can't be playing with fire because I don't follow the bible.
Bible is meant for brainwashed fools like you[/quote


The reason why I'm not going to reply back Is because u have a better punishment waiting for u.
In Hell

labanji:
In the book of deutronomy;

It says; knack the akpako well before you know if she is fvcking active so you don't end up having many olshos after marriage...

You're playing with fire

Seun360:
U blame dem, when their only hero is Tompolo who has gone into hiding........ They found another in Efe.

MAAAAN , sometimes i wonder if some guys peeps are mentally deranged.. who's talking bout Tompolo here. i think the only thing that has gone into hiding here is your brain

Very inspiring, u couldn't have said it berra

Oyind17:
Photoshop

the only thing that is photoshoped here is yr brain

NOC1:
After stealing our money, you still don't want to pay Tax.

Are u saying dah she's d first to do so
Hw far OBJ and other crooks dah stole our money and still claim god fathers. ..

Mtcheew.

I can see MUMUNESS DEY WORRY U

fuckboys:
[color=#808080] we're gonna demolish mancity today, everybody shout up man-U [/color]

UNREASONABLE REASONING


I CAN SEE MUMUNESS DEY WORRY U

purpledferanmi1:
but it happened in part of the mirage biafra now. delta state

Pls, don't extend this topic..
stay within the lines
And use yr head

ONCE OPON A COUNTRY

thesicilian:
Same goes for my bank account.

Mine too, Hey, Beverly, I think u shd dress decently before giving a decent advice. ..

All these #OLOSHO 's acting like realers are a fluke

Make I book front page Coz I no wan dey move for night like daddy

<(")

yelloo1:
Keep climbing nigga. U are bigger dan haters

Tell'em bro

<("

crackerspub:
Tales by moonlight, you think you are talking to kids.




On your way to work and you bumped into them and you forgot to snap them. See girls way they snap every thing no remember capture the two but went online to type the long epistle word by word.




Attention seeking morafucker, OP well done

I think u have a point here.
But on a lighter mood, I think we shouldn't underate what our Nigerian men can do...

useless sets of animals

Lalasticlala, Come and see dis filthy thing

skarlett:
So? Should we give him a refund?

Don't mind him


Wu him papa don help, when E shd hav used d money to help his fellow compatriots, E dey buy gucci.


I CAN SEE MUMUNESS DEY WORRY U. .

ASK LALASTICLALA

Meghan Trainor ft John Legend - Like I'm Gonna Lose You

Justin bieber - Sorry


Selena Gomez - Same old love

Tazdroid:
There's no way the no. 1 guy threw the baby and the baby's hood would disobey the laws of motion like that.

Hmmm. ..


Nice one, u just hit the nail on the head. .

Buh some fools would still argue,

I don't knw if lalasticlala used their heads to fry plantain chips

opening this post was a waste of data.
Buh, opening the link was a total waste of money, time and data.

Op u don craze..
Ask lalasticlala,

24 THINGS A MUM TEACHES HER DAUGHTER BEFORE MARRIAGE!! 1. My daughter, don’t cause a separation between your man and his siblings; it could be dangerous for you when they finally speak with one voice. 2. My daughter, I know that some of you girls don’t wish to marry a man whose mother is still alive, don’t ever think like that, if you do, well, I think your son’s wife- to-be should start wishing you're dead now. 3. My daughter, listen to me, when I married your father, he was as tiny as his salary but I chose to grow with him and today, those cars out there are some of the results of what we started so little, together, and we’re proud looking at them. 4. My daughter, there is this thing i see happening in your time, some of you girls now get pregnant before the wedding day, well, it never happened in our time because no matter what, we never opened our laps before the wedding. 5. My daughter, well, yes, I once locked up the cloth of your father because I got to my limit of patience and that was the only thing I could do, but one thing I haven’t said was that we settled the issue that same day and that was the last time I tried that. 6. My daughter, look up there. That’s the wedding picture of your father and I, look at him smiling, I know you've seen it many times but what you did not know is that your father was angry before taking this picture, I hope you find a man whose anger doesn't last till the next day. 7. My daughter, when your Father was riding a bicycle, I was always happy to hop on it and ride with him, not because I didn't see those men in their little cars but because my eyes also saw those men trekking to their farms. 8. My daughter, if you and your husband eat a little food with love, you both would be satisfied. Times are not always the same; support him in every phase he’s passing through. 9. My daughter, don’t ever close your laps to your husband in bed , the day he paid your dowry was the day you lost your will to do so, don’t be stiff and try to satisfy him even if you were angry with him. 10. My daughter, a man would respect you and be more proud of you if you’re learned and not totally dependent on him. Strive to make your own money and while you're at it, be humble. 11. My daughter, under the cocoa tree that I did meet with your Father was open and good enough for our discussions, yes; it was open and good enough if you understand what I mean. 12. My daughter, in our time, we had sexy legs and firm bosoms to show our men, in fact, we had the finest ones, yet, when we dress, we cover those parts of our body, not because we were not civilized as you people would call it, but because we know that the eyes of men are hungry, many of them would only come, touch and go their way. 13. My daughter, there is this thing you girls now practice, they say it’s feminism. Well, you can prove to be equal to a man in the society but please, not in your marriage because at my old age, I don’t want to start counting your husbands. 14. My daughter, marriage is not a Rehabilitation Center, if he’s not good enough for you before marriage, nothing he does would be good enough after marriage. 15. My daughter, you can see I still wear my night gown, yes, because to my husband; your father, I still want to look sexy. So, take good care of your body, look good for your man and don’t look like a grandma after giving birth. 16. My daughter, I’m your mother and still, I'm not interested in you coming to me always if anything goes wrong with your husband. Though nowadays I see some mothers controlling the homes of their sons and daughters, I would only say; shame on them! 17. My daughter, for you to have a peaceful home and well-trained children, have one voice with your husband, join him to say NO when he’s saying NO before the kids but later when you both are alone, you can plead with him for a YES, if not, the children will see a loophole to misbehave, either to you or their father. 18. My daughter, if you chose to live together with a man that you’re yet to be married to , and you are complaining that he hasn't proposed to you, oh, he already did. Whatever he said that made you start living with him was his proposal. 19. My daughter, your generation does not see any pride in been a virgin before marriage, it’s a shame! Your father met me a virgin and he brought more yams to my parents and up till today, he’s still proud of me when we discuss in that direction. 20. My daughter, I know that no man out there is complete, but when you are looking for your tall, slim, fair and handsome, if he’s a woman- beater, please, go for the short, fat, dark and ugly that will give you the respect you deserve as a woman. 21. My daughter, know, learn and respect the culture and lifestyle of whoever you chose to marry . In some part of Africa, you knee down to greet your man’s parents while in some part outside Africa; you can even call them by their first name and ask for a handshake. Whatever they believe in, if you've chosen him, believe it with him also. 22. My daughter, don’t ever try to date a married man, whether his excuse was that he doesn't find happiness with his wife or he would have married you if he had met you first, if you ever try it, I curse you already. 23. My daughter, when I say over 52 years of marriage, it wasn't that I did not see any reason to leave your father, I saw a lot of them but I bear his faults, i forgave him to stay married. 24. My daughter, these are part of the wisdom i have gathered over the years. And If I had taken my time to tell you all these, and your marriage doesn't last like that of your father and I, then I had wished i never gave birth to you. Cheers to all the single ladies in the house!!!

WU DEM HELP

Vickiweezy:
What a very stupid question. Isn't this a competition anymore? Leicester and Barcelona, Who needs the Champions league Trophy more? Between Humblesmith and Mr Eazi, who needed the Headies car more? I thought it's about winning and not who needs it more.

You're very correct my dear. ..
Nairaland still has bright heads

SNOWCREAM:
Some Romanian family wan come chop money for Naija. Go back to your Romania and wait for big brother Romania

You've said it all jare...


some Romanian bullshit, we'll hit their f***king Romanian bullseye

Typical definition of "Beauty and d beast"

Even though he is a criminal

OkoYiboz:
I deal with patients like you everyday and yours is just a minor case although you are making progress in your insanity.

awww
so u meant to say yr fada is a psychiatric patient

hahaha

OkoYiboz:
Only idio.ts like yourself keep worshiping a scum like Sule.

I tink we all knw wu d real idiot is

OkoYiboz:
Only idio.ts like yourself keep worshiping a scum like Sule.

I tink we all knw wu d real idiot is

OkoYiboz:
You are mistaking me for your father.

@ least my words got to u and am sure you're in pains right now

OkoYiboz:
Wetin dey pain me na say Sule dey carry money poor old women give 'God' dey take am straff runs girls.

Even lalasticlala knws Dat there is tetanus in yr brain

Wat an unfortunate fellow u ar..

And it's like MUMUNESS DEY WORRY U

Joysmith2:
U knw see hw u mumu,,,,if u were keeping track of ur confused life,,,u won't hv commented on wat u don't knw....

Don't mind the bleeping fool...
wif his confused mentality

The anointed one...
If u have a problem wif dat, go bleep yrself