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You like to joke a lot

I'm proud of myself to had sat for my waec in 1 sitting without any help from any of our teachers in the course of the exam..... All thanks to our deeper life principal

Looking for a secondary schools that don't involve themselves in exam malpractice, it is like looking for a 25yrs old virgin girl in Nigeria.
Even schools owned by so called men of God

I was logged out from the unofficial Whatsapp this evening. I had to download normal Whatsapp. Gosh! It was so boring

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Proserpina:
How is this my business?

If you like go oracle check their destinies join wetin be my own business?

It is never your business then y do you have to comment nincompoop. GTFOH!

Girls are too cunny and deceptive

Never trust any girl especially whom you are not married to in the name of love

I must ensure I conduct DNA test for all my children especially if there's not any slight resemblance

EreluRoz:
What exactly are you digging further gangan.

Mtcheww

Proserpina:
Walk your talk Mister!

She's trying to earn my sympathy and come back for second half

I am a type who isn't really into women though I am not a misogynist. I have had several female friends who tend to give me several types of light; green blue, black. I will just be smiling in my mind, this girl I will not still fall for you. To be candid, I have only had one serious girlfriend and she came to my life when I was in early 300L.
I never wanted to fall in love but due to several factors and pressure I gave a shot to love and she accepted without too much stress
She's a pastors daughter and a decent girl. We were together for 2yrs + without having anything intimate despite the pressure I gave her, She maintained her stance.


It got to a time she couldn't withstand the pressure from me. She was the one who carried her body to my room. I tore the nylon that night. Omo it was painful!. Afterwards she travelled to her grandma side. We only communicated through phone.

THE BEGINNING OF THE MAIN STORY

I trusted and love this girl with all my heart not knowing that I was her back up plans. The girl actually had a boyfriend before me. She was running the two of us at the same time unknowingly for us.
She had developed to love me more that is why she allowed me to deflower her. The first boyfriend is at her grandma's town. The guy nack her 3 weeks after I did. Unfortunately for her, we dive in raw. She to in and discovered 2 weeks after the second intercourse. Guess what, I had prepared CD and morning after pills before her arrival but I decided to go in raw since she was still intact.
I gave her the pills which she took home. According to her, she used it and my mind was at peace a little. After 2 weeks I asked her whether she has seen her period which she said yes. Man was at peace.

She accused the other guy as being responsible for the pregnancy which he didn't deny. There was uproar in between the two families because they were not in support of their relationship. THE GIRL IS A PASTORS DAUGHTER AND THE GUY AN IMMAM'S SON . MENH! WHAT A COMBO. It was a disgrace to both families. They were both reputable men in the community.

Alot happened during the time of parturition till birth but let me just cut it short.

The girl gave birth to a baby girl. Unfortunately, the child died 2 days after. That was a good luck for the girl.

So, the girl and I got talking again after a while on a neutralize ground. I invited her over to my side which she acknowledged. Omo this girl was damn hot when I saw her. We talked a lot, cooked for her. In the process of our conversation, she confessed somethings which left me confounded.

She said I was responsible for the pregnancy.
She didn't use the pills I gave her
The pregnancy test confirmed that she was 1 month 2wks pregnant when she had the test then
The baby looks exactly like my elder sister
Assuming the child was still alive, she would have been caught along the way cos the resemblance was so glaring.
She did it to protect my image and not to destroy my academic life because I was still in school. All because of the love she had for me

Abeg I don't understand what she's trying to build. Does she expects me to believe all she said or could it be the truth.

Abortion is wrong but if she's not ready to take good care of the child, then the drug will do the necessity.

Abeg don't bring another child to come and suffer in this shithole country

That is your assumption

Let's hear from those who believe in virgins after life

The man is not normal... He needs to be taken to yaba left

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Higherthan:
One thing I avoid in traffic is driving behind or beside these long trucks .
No need dragging 😜 road with them
Rip to the dead

Don't you overtake them

Notwithstanding, whether you are driving at 100m b4 them. If that hr comes, you will just find yourself within their perimeter

These are the attributes of almost all the Nigerian girls including our nairaland super feminist

Trial and error government

Everything no be gragra

Killing people to succeed. Na progress be that


Aside I could have be a leach but nay, I will never do that. One day one day, they will still come for their heads

Udemzy05:
Dem dey get info.

Sure!!

They plenty for my area. I don't know y they've not been bursted for once

I support his only if he was alone in the battle field

The Senate presidents after Saraki were/are so senile to the extent we hear nothing about their existence.

Saraki really dealth with buhari. Probably because he was an opposition

This will really go a long way if implemented.
I hope he will be the highest donor

Last Last, it is the local church pastors that will loot majority of the food stuff

What came to my mind was that he was using his personal money for this philanthropic gesture

Daniel7543:
You dat is reading my comment, if u don’t repent frm ur sins today, u will die nd perish in hell fire… fire go roast u like barbecue. U will dieee.
Happy Sunday.

To make heaven no be by force

People dey roast for centuries and they've been surviving it

So

We are in deep shit

Rejoice28:
Why releasing it now?

Friends Jesus Christ loves y'all and he want you to accept him as your personal lord and saviour by giving your life to Christ, believing in him and repenting of your sins.remember tomorrow might be too late. Shalom

Don't worry dear
We go all make heaven

I no dey sin o but I dey Casablanca kpekus die
Even if I meet you I go screw your toto though I am still a Jesus boy

Na today I just believe my roommate then in school

We had an argument concerning serving swallow with eggs particularly eba

he further told me that even in parties they do chop eggs and swallow

What a Combo

We were just lucky as a team right from the inception of the tournament.

We were not always in control of the game
Just depend on lucky wins

I knew that it will be very difficult beating the host for the second time

hopefulLandlord:
Yes I do, so do you.
This amputee does too

No gree for anybody

Cash out time for flutter wave

What a loss to the owners of the account

No matter how hard flutterwave tries to recover the lost fund, it can't be 100% recovered

Assuming I did an authorized transaction, will I be gullible enough to leave the money in that account.