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|Literature / Re: 6 Words Chain - A Collaboration Thread by Heromaniaa: 8:50pm On Oct 04, 2017|
Mela was a randy unrepentant philanderer.
|Literature / Re: 6 Words Chain - A Collaboration Thread by Heromaniaa: 3:38pm On Oct 04, 2017|
She must bravely confront her fears
|Phones / Re: Nokia Has Finally Met Its Match by Heromaniaa: 8:42am On Oct 01, 2017|
Is Seun Now placing sponsored adverts on front page?
|Crime / Re: Customs Intercepts 18 Exotic Cars, Including 3 G-wagon & 4 Lexus, In Abuja by Heromaniaa: 5:05pm On Sep 19, 2017|
|Career / Re: Johnspeak Uwangue: 4 Highly Profitable Talents And How They Work by Heromaniaa: 2:53pm On Sep 19, 2017|
Football, singing, politicking should make the list. Read my blog if you want pee in ur pants laughing
|Romance / Re: I Always Feel The Need To Suck A Big Black Peniss by Heromaniaa: 11:50pm On Sep 17, 2017|
whywhyogun:Ciao. Good luck with your whoree black slaves. See a psychiatrist about this your black penis obsession.
|Romance / Re: I Always Feel The Need To Suck A Big Black Peniss by Heromaniaa: 4:40pm On Sep 17, 2017|
whywhyogun:In the other conversation, you noted it was not your duty to pay for sex since u were rendering a service. So why the compromise? Desperation? Are you so unattractive in your white skin that you need to condescend to paying for sex? No doubt.
|Romance / Re: I Always Feel The Need To Suck A Big Black Peniss by Heromaniaa: 3:28pm On Sep 17, 2017|
whywhyogun:Since you have proclaimed yourself a connoisseur of fine looks, wouldn't it make sense if you uploaded your WHITE picture so I can tell if you are the type black men consider pretty. But I am sure you wouldn't oblige because you know you are a flat chested, flat hipped, beaky nosed man/woman. No? Post a picture if you think my description wrong.
|Romance / Re: I Always Feel The Need To Suck A Big Black Peniss by Heromaniaa: 11:23am On Sep 17, 2017|
whywhyogun:That's what all blind WHITE women say.
|Romance / Re: I Always Feel The Need To Suck A Big Black Peniss by Heromaniaa: 11:00am On Sep 17, 2017|
whywhyogun:emphasis is on woman, for black and white women knead peniss alike.
|Romance / Re: I Always Feel The Need To Suck A Big Black Peniss by Heromaniaa: 9:44am On Sep 17, 2017|
whywhyogun:A Tiger does not go about professing his tigeritude. Only a fool professes his foolery, and a nincompoop, his nicompoopery.
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|Romance / Re: I Always Feel The Need To Suck A Big Black Peniss by Heromaniaa: 8:46am On Sep 17, 2017|
whywhyogun:Why do you keep chanting "you are a white lady" like its a badge of honor?
|Religion / Re: What Is Your Best Bible Verse? by Heromaniaa: 8:05am On Sep 17, 2017|
No longer shall afflictions rise.
|Forum Games / Re: Great Riddles That Will Make You Think Outside The Box by Heromaniaa: 9:05am On Sep 16, 2017|
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|Politics / Re: I Am Igbo And I Support Operation Python Dance 100% by Heromaniaa: 6:27am On Sep 14, 2017|
How is a call for secession synonymous with a call for war? Why should liberty be bloody.
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|Car Talk / Re: The 2018 BMW X4 Unveiled – Photos & Video by Heromaniaa: 6:21pm On Sep 06, 2017|
|Business / Re: BREAKING: Nigeria Officially Exits Recession, GDP Grew 0.55 In Q2 by Heromaniaa: 8:13am On Sep 05, 2017|
eflintsone:It is rising.
|Business / Re: BREAKING: Nigeria Officially Exits Recession, GDP Grew 0.55 In Q2 by Heromaniaa: 7:54am On Sep 05, 2017|
Big fat lie.
|Politics / Re: Mc_tagwaye And Twin Brother Prince_uc_ingawa Paid Sallah Homage To Buhari(photo) by Heromaniaa: 1:55pm On Sep 03, 2017|
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|Romance / Re: The Funny Story That Broke The Internet: You Will Surely Laugh (pictures) by Heromaniaa: 9:57pm On Sep 02, 2017|
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|Romance / Re: Namesakes In Love: Uche And Uche's Pre-Wedding Photos by Heromaniaa: 6:02pm On Sep 02, 2017|
|Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: 419 Okorocha Belongs To IBB Gay Cult; Killed White Man, Dad Hausa by Heromaniaa: 8:20am On Sep 01, 2017|
|Politics / Re: President Buhari's Sallah Message To Nigerians by Heromaniaa: 9:03pm On Aug 31, 2017|
|Webmasters / Re: My Wordpress Blog Logo Has Stopped Displaying, How Do I Fix It? by Heromaniaa: 9:02pm On Aug 31, 2017|
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|Romance / The Funny Story That Broke The Internet: You Will Surely Laugh (updated Version) by Heromaniaa: 8:40pm On Aug 31, 2017|
The Funniest story on Nairaland has been updated. follow the link below to read.
|Romance / Re: The Funny Story That Broke The Internet: You Will Surely Laugh (pictures) by Heromaniaa: 8:33pm On Aug 31, 2017|
Bro, you see crime, stay away from it. Stay away from crime! Run from anything that will make you spend a night in a Nigerian Prison. I know what I am talking about. Nigeria Prisons are neither meant for humans nor for rehabilitation of criminals.
You all know how I was arrested by the Police for trying to scam those who scammed me. I thought I was doing the right thing, but (as usual) the police thought otherwise. All the money I made was confiscated and labelled exhibit, including the fifty naira I had reserved for bus fare.
Subsequently, I was thrown into Kirikiri Maximum Prison, Apapa, pending my meeting the bail conditions.
My first night at Kirikiri was not a laughing matter. That night, a hefty warder held me like Satan and led me to hell. As the gates were thrown open, I walked in and the gate closed behind. It was dark. So dark I couldn’t see my hand stretched out in front of me. Apparently, there was no power supply. That was understandable because even law abiding citizens did not have power supply let alone hardened criminals. But the fact was that, not all who were in the prison were criminals, and not all who walked the street were law abiding. I am sure many honourable senators know what I am talking about.
As I walked into the cell, I felt as though I was stepping on Mouka foam. A smile spread across my face. The prison was more comfortable than I had thought. I hadn’t taken more than five steps when the foam stirred like a python; I lost balance and staggered on the “cushioned stirring floor.” The room came alive instantly, and from nowhere, I felt a draft of hot slap narrowly miss my cheek. But that was as far as my luck went.
Grappling with the thick darkness, I felt something that felt like a branch of thick bamboo hit my left thigh. I reeled forward like a drum rolling down a steep heel, then landed squarely into the arms of a macho man I would later know as Double Cross. By now, my eyes were becoming accustomed to the darkness, and it occurred to me that what I had thought to be Mouka foam were actually prisoners lying on the bare floor.
Double Cross pushed me forward so that I was at arm’s length; then, he punched my cheek-bone with a slap that illuminated the whole prison. For an instant, I saw the prison for what it was.
Dazed, I staggered like a drunk and fell into the arms of another demon and felt a sizeable punch hit me below my heart. Another man caught me as I fell; I quickly tried to wriggle out, but he kicked me so hard that I felt for a moment that I was going to suffer a major paralysis.
The whole cell came alive as several inmates turned to the nearest person to vent their anger. I sat in a corner to regain full consciousness. Then when I was fairly stable, I grabbed a hard object I felt on the floor and stood up to strike a massive figure that stood like a shadow before me. The cell was dark, so no one would know who struck who. That was my plan, but as usual, my plans always backfired. For as I pushed my arm backward to strike the figure a death blow, the bulbs came on and the whole cell was illuminated like daylight. Double Cross stood before me grinning.
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|Romance / Re: The Funny Story That Broke The Internet: You Will Surely Laugh (pictures) by Heromaniaa: 6:45pm On Aug 31, 2017|
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|Webmasters / My Wordpress Blog Logo Has Stopped Displaying, How Do I Fix It? by Heromaniaa: 5:16pm On Aug 31, 2017|
My wordpress blog logo stopped displaying for no reason. In both the mobile and computer view, the logo doesn't display. How do I fix this problem?
|Religion / Re: Benevolent Muslims In The House! A Christian Needs To Eat Sallah Ram by Heromaniaa: 4:58pm On Aug 31, 2017|
Please if you are killing ram tomorrow, and you live in Lagos, invite me. Make we jolly together.
|TV/Movies / Re: What Is Your Favourite Game Of Thrones Line by Heromaniaa: 3:11pm On Aug 31, 2017|
Those names just dey confuse me. Tywin, Tyrion: But I meant the imp.
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