heyo:

@roty


homeboy!! u r cementing wat?
yo!! its high time we fought
i am not gonna take this likely
i am gonna pressurize u definitely
to leave my future wifey
u r busy sharing cards?
u jokin rait?one of those ur blabs?
yeah it should b ur blabs
just like saying usher got no tummy abs
thats how unrealistic you can get
sharing cards?i think i would like 2 hit u below da belt
if i don't have maedan,none of us will
so better back off,hope u get the drill

maedan:

2 my roty

i almost wan dey start 2worry
say u no wan finish dis love story
but as u xplain say u dey prepare,
i don already stop to dey fear
because some men dey run wen competition too hot
dem no lyk stress, so dem go comot hand 4rm d pot
but as u stay n fight
u make my smile shine bright

now back to our main agenda,
on how 2 keep d love strong yet tender
4get Diana n Charles, even Michelle n Obama
na we be d original couples, our lv dey bammer!
[b]ur sweet words of lv dey rub pancake for my tummy
soon we go start family n i go b ur pickin mummy! :[/b]o

heyo:

@denony


homeboy,u can cross ur finger pass the one of calvary
roty is clinchin sh*t! dats my boo he wants 2 marry
and tanx 4 being reasonable
i can see u want maedan's sis dats available
i can see she sey stubborn 4 dat one
my guy carry on


@dmitri

where the hell did u come from?

@maedan

my queen,i no b americana
and i no dey smoke marijuana
but i am just bein my fly self
roty tite 4 d naija rhyme no doubt
but i am walkin in my shoes,dats wat i'm about
if u want me 2 break it down 4 ya,i will
but happy i want u 2 make me feel
by adding some suspense in this fiasco
even tho u no be lupe or johnny brasco
let the readers feel some suspense
and keep them yearnin for more
don't let anyone snore
shift sides a little bit baby
either 2 mine or billis
maybe he has more action like bruce willis
who knows?
but i am PDP so u gatta come 2 mine
cuz i rule up in this mothaf***
roty's love show is old news
am new school so lets play by my rules
so do ur thingny!!enuff said

rotimy:

But person wey wear him fine clothe for body no dey pursue a naked man,

gbam!!

@roty

these young pretenders de on a serious long ting

denony:

Chai this rhymn dey make flow
i dey flow like boat upon the hill

How i wan put things right now
maedan i think say we dey pursue the same rat
now u say my leg looks like that of the rat
Your sister i must hook up with
whether u like it or not
abi u wan make i pure san-san for your mat.

Your sister self don dey die for me
but she said she need your go-ahead order
and u are redirect my emotions.

am in motion for emotional notion
a gigantic conflageration is engolfing my domiciliary habitation of love
So maedan gravitate here with trememduous acceleration and alacrity

Maedan dear i need no competitor
unless you want me to divert and redirect my emotion to having you now
instead of your sister
and if i do, bet me nobody will put a stop to it
cos' i must have you to the fullest
am trying to be good, just hand your sister over to me

or or or

@ Billis, Heyo and Roty
This is clash of the titans

Fight to the last
Roty started the fight
now lets see who will wins

maedan:

I try my best 2 put enuf welcome banners,
make al of una no tink say i get bad manners
i try make una feel at home
but now una dey throw me stone,
by putting san-san 4 my garri,
wit my roty wey i wan marry
i blive time don reach2 face my wedding plans,

&4get heyo&bililis wey claim2 b my fans!

denony:

Roty why you dey shiver
like say u get fever
because now i wan shizzle
cos i gat the brizzle
and the gizzle

dalaha:

i dont know how i read this to the end
but some one has to pay for my time
if not i would take this script to nollywood and make some pay for my time
hope u would buy the movie
it would be coming out soon

when i find maedans real huby and make him break up with her
then adobe rotimy with my x girls naked pic and mail it to maedan
,

there has to be an end and i smell heart break

the only thing missing is a bad guy in this plot so i guess i'll be him

rotimy:

Mummy,You don try for them no be for small,
All of dem want My Maedan both short & tall.
You be fine flower wey dey open for de sun,
All incests wan come perch & others wan born.
Make you draw the lists of officials of de day,
Because in this marriage you go dey have a say!

dalaha:

i dont know how i read this to the end
but some one has to pay for my time
if not i would take this script to nollywood and make some pay for my time
hope u would buy the movie
it would be coming out soon  

when i find maedans real huby and make him break up with her
then adobe rotimy with my x girls naked pic and mail it to maedan
,

there has to be an end and i smell heart break  

the only thing missing is a bad guy in this plot so i guess i'll be him

firestar:

Wetin be all dis na?

Na who dey try put asunder - for loff wey dey tey?


Maedan oya make una dey ansa my question na.

Na yu ga-an dey inspire me so ,
Shuo!!!

dimitri:



where the hell did u come from?
@ heyo

you just come here de yarn opata
trying to cause kasala
for this whole matter.

me na proper naija  guy
no be fake mushine  butler
wen de here de form  aje butter
like u.

@ Maedan

I Still de wait make u  sister feature
so i got fit put her for my picture
together we go go into the future
even heyo no go fit punture.

even with the situation in our country
when don make things go awry
make u tell ur sister say she no need worry
because i go make sure say she no go hungry
even if e means to join dangote lorry
come go de work for quarry
in oder for her not to 2b scary,
all she need do na to tarry
because for my stew, she go be my only curry
and last last, na she i go marry. 

denony:

Now i have seen the end of the saga
Heyo is bowing out with a testimonial song

Love can't be bought with gold nor silver
It is extremely priceless
It's something you feel inside, heart convenant.
thats why u see some people kill theirself becuase of love
chei Love is powerful.

So guys can you all do a massive bow
Lets arrange this wedding for Roty and Maedan
They are the best couple of the year in Nairaland.

As for me all i need is Maedan sister
as my reward to this whole saga.

denony:

Now i have seen the end of the saga
Heyo is bowing out with a testimonial song

Love can't be bought with gold nor silver
It is extremely priceless
It's something you feel inside, heart convenant.
thats why u see some people kill theirself becuase of love
chei Love is powerful.

So guys can you all do a massive bow
Lets arrange this wedding for Roty and Maedan
They are the best couple of the year in Nairaland.

As for me all i need is Maedan sister
as my reward to this whole saga.

rotimy:

Na massive bow Rotimy and Maedan go chop?
You no hear say things don too cost for shop?
Our own wedding no be rice and stew very plenty,
We go need massive gifts make we no go empty.
I go help U see U win de love of my sista in-law,
Because from your poems, U no be an out-law.

maedan:

ah ah, roty my baby
why u go dey disgrace me
i don already promise denony chopchop
now u dey ask am make he go dey shop shop
if gifts go dey, good, if not, no stress
all i need b say, make d guests dress to impress

rotimy:

Because na your day, I no go put you for disgrace,
I go make sure that our fine guests we go impress.
No be only rice and stew go dey plenty but meat,
Make Nairalanders come jolly and see plenty to eat.

maedan:

yes o, to satisfy d guests na im dey beta
make dem no come reject our invitation letter
i go make sure we go put them first
esp those who stand by we for our time of test