₦airaland Forum

mhisbliss:
cool your jets, she's just sixteen

thats pussy na?do u want us to marry stretch mark and postinored girls?

MhizzAJ:
Cute eyes

if I put Pennis for this kind nyash I ready die there

UbanmeUdie:




E-money is a mega mumu!

Imagine surrounding himself with incompetent policemen as security aids.

What happened to engaging the services of licensed professional private bodyguards?

In civilized climes, that is what is obtainable.

Abeg, this E-money's taste is disgusting.


Tufiakwa!

If u stop smoking weed I'll give u 5000 naira I promise

if u stop smoking weed I'll give u 5000 naira

bonechamberlain:
my daily prayer is for buhari to use his usual strong head to contest again, as I know even his party would want to avoid fielding him because everyone can see the handwriting on the wall. I pray he contest again, so that his journey to daura would be quick and Nigeria can become a better place again.

bros Apc will give him ticket o..u no say if death wan kill dog e doesn't hear his masters voice again.they will field him as I speak with u now I parked my car in a filling station so that I can buy fuel tomorow.cos I came out last ek 4am I meet over 100cars that early .during pdp there was high price but the product was available now d whole Asaba only two stations have fuel.nigerians are waiting for Apc come 2019

Nne5:
Lol everything

Someplace

tell me where u dey Jor let's enjoy this ur world or are u stingy

Nne5:
No kidding.

whats sweet about the uwa ?where are u

bonechamberlain:
and who told u I want them back, read in between the lines, that comment was a sarcasm. the easiest way for them to fail is to field buhari again.

god bless u bros I was too angry to read..we must sack them that their change will change dem.the hardship is too much

Nne5:
Natural hair makes mega sense jhoor.

Rocking mine too

uwa atokazi?are u serious

bonechamberlain:
are u a surgeon.

anyone who wants Apc back needs a brain check.

Bede2u:
shut up

beta shut up how did this goat register on nl..

bonechamberlain:
very good, APC should field buhari. we support buhari to contest.

u need brain surgery

9inches:
I did not mention any gender in my last comment, did you notice? Boys can be torn up too.

abeg o...happy new year bros

9inches:
Of course you can. Same way your own kid would be torn up.

im done with child bearing I don't have pussies in my home all dicks bro

tunary:
The head of the dick knows the road either through the back or through the front, unless if the door is too tight to pass through, only then I can put my hand inside. of cause you know that some adult pussy are tight like a day old baby's pussy

na Man U be

9inches:
Age is the main issue here. The law says a 15 year old is underage, you say you would have sex with her regardless. That's your point.

nigeria is lawless if Buhari could appoint dead men why can't I fvck a small girl and get some sleep

tunary:
yes but I no put my hand inside o

y will u Bleep a pussy u didn't finger?how will u know d road to pass

9inches:
I'm sure you would give her out to be shredded by boys if she happens to be your family member.

will u lash ur sister before is it not ppl that will bombard her

MhizzAJ:
Instead of the husband to teach her he decided to use that time to tell you about his bedroom activities
Some men sef
***
Why is the husband complaining
Every man wants a virgin wife these days nah

that u are not a Virgin does not mean u should talk this way yes we all want virgins not postinor afflicted wombs.

9inches:
Who tell you say she never get stretch mark at 15? Kids these days...

15yrs Girl na kolokolo...d pussy is stl d way God created it

tunary:
LWKMD O

u never baptize smallee before ?

MhizzAJ:
You have come again
Today we re friends...Tomorrow we re enemies...

u are a nice person I try to get u angry but u refuse to.i sabi find trouble well well Sha.where in the world are u

stephenduru:
As shared by Chinedu....

'BLACK NEW YEAR.
Gun men resurfaced in Omoku though Aligwu shut dead people coming back from New Year  service'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/01/gunmen-storm-omokurivers-stateshoot.html?m=1

ppl should understand how safe this zoo is.i and my family didn't go to church last night cos I can't be driving with my entire family home that late.it doesn't mean I'm a pegan now.wisdom is profitable to direct.rip to them to the rest we must learn to avoid certain thgs

MhizzAJ:
I thought you've changed...This is 2018 please!

lol calm down where are u sef

9inches:
Really n1gga?

y u dey do alert is it stretch mark pussy I should go after?

MhizzAJ:
This is how they'll be disgracing women upandan...

u are the biggest disgrace don't let me expose u

BuhariCarryGo:
http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/deadline-bank-accounts-without-bvn-elapses-today/

this old man that keeps face like a baby is an idiot

Emmahunk:
Nairalanders, please join me in wishing my beautiful daughter happy birthday.

The time was exactly 5 minutes past 12 midnight on January 1st 2003 when the doctors and nurses at Mother of Christ Specialist Hospital, Enugu, announced the arrival of the baby of the year. It's been 15 long years but to me seems like just yesterday. Named Oluomachi, (God's good work), the little baby girl was a beautiful sight to behold and a great addition to the New year celebrations.
Today, that little bundle of joy has blossomed into a beautiful young woman and has continued to excel in so many areas of life. Talk about true beauty and brains.
As we celebrate her today, I implore all Nairalanders to show some love to her.

if u put Pennis for this kind girl nyash u will forget all ur troubles...

StarUp:
..."There would be another scheme more dangerous than MMM whose purpose is to sly people of their money. so be warned"


A scheme more dangerous than MMM? ...O boy we go blow next year be that ...The more the danger, the more the profit

u must be a great bet Naija gambler

emerich:
Let the scheme do come, so we can become guiders on time.

chineke

Hardeyghold:
The popular actress posted this few mins ago on her Instagram page... see photos


https://www.instagram.com/p/BdYIZ7GA5ln/?hl=en

lol sometimes I wonder why all d noise about this ppl am younger and from 2012 till now I can't count my houses

zoba88:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/12/accident-along-owerrionitsha-road-kills.html?m=1

i was der live too it's well

amzee:
I GUESS THE HUSBAND'S DICK IS 3"INCHES AND HE'S A 1 MINUTE MAN.

its a bad gift even if the husband is a 3yrs man