₦airaland Forum

Johndagr8t:
you look too broke to give

fvck mehn...dat was evil

PoliteActivist:
Smart girl (if you're a girl). I like interacting with someone like you. But you miscalculated - the amount of resources realised from decay of the dog is a
miniscle fraction of the resources required to raise the dog to that size

wrong no matter can be destroyed. amount of matter remains constant.resources required to raise the dog =resources given back to the environment.(it's shit included)

I was there a few years back.There were alot of people there

Well he might be sincere but any lady going there should snap his picture and send to her people before start sleeping there.incase of incasities

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Why are people so ignorant..
For y'all information.. AFRICA JUJU nonsense.. ritual..gods don't work/ain't effective..most Africans need a lot of re orientation..

don't say dis in real life near a muslim.ur head might roll

CIA abducted him for international security concerns

Jerkbaba:
If you want to have sex with a regular girl, you'll have to talk to her, fool yourself, lower your level for her and make her feel like a queen when she's not. Even take her out maybe once or twice. Even when that's all done, having sex with that lousy girl is still uncertain. She's still be forming rubbish in the bedroom after spending all that time and money! I can never do all of these rubbish things! I'm a straight to the point person. I can never waste my time with woman just for sex. I just prefer going to the brothel, look for a clean girl, discuss small, enter room, fvuck and disappear! I don't waste my time with women o. Cus I only need them for only one thing and that's sex. Gbam!

"and make her feel like a queen when she is not". Hahaha vawulence everywhere

sleek214:
15 years, traveling to the UK for job hunting. This boy is a criminal.

how is he a criminal? Someone trying to look for means of survival

ALFADOS:
I received two mail today 1) telling me to take my test without link for the test 2) congratulating me for taking the while I didn't take the test and telling me to continue with the soft skills test

lol dey made mistake

Taylor swift

Cashapp

Japa strategy

marshman293:
If you are not fast and smart in calculations,you won't be able to finish

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okuta007:
racism never slap you thoroughly with "you have an accent, where are you from originally" flying kick as jara

baba forget.racism (tribalism and religion bigotry)dey naija also

Good let them learn to pay for their meals

Nonexisting:
The one I know of involved two cousins bearing the same name, Onyinye (not real name) and the same surname. Man came back from abroad to meet Onyinye that someone referred him to only to be directed to the wrong Onyinye's house by a man he met in the village on hearing the surname. Meanwhile the two girls' families were not in good terms so the two girls were not talking at that time. Las las, the man started talking to the Onyinye that he met. The original Onyinye who no dey come village waited for the man they had referred to her to no avail only to hear of her cousin's actions later. The sad part is that the second Onyinye knew quite well that this man didn't come for her because Onyinye is her second name which she didn't even answer much at that time but as Ernesto De La Cruz in the movie COCO says, she seized her moment and didn't give a fucck. They are married till date and they both live in Canada or so, I'm not sure if it's Canada or the USA. Vaginarians are each others nightmares.

damn mehn.i have a female friend who doesn't keep female friends.All her friends are boys

Tboymessiah:
Wetin conscine English with this post, Oga teacher.

As if English na ur accestra language...

Mufu olosha oko

You are asking what does English have to do with this??
Was it igbo,hausa,efik,nupe,yoruba or chinese he used to communicate his narrative?
Just go one side I don't feel like insulting today

placeofallure:
Best English?? Jesus wept!

Anyone that is not blind will know that his narration was on an excellent level

Wow I must commend ur English one of the best on nairaland.Nigerian girls are not good or nice people.They are selfish and seek their own satisfaction it's bad you learned it late.

Datboredberri:
Honestly! It's insane... Just on it... A little birthmark! I love my vagina!

why won't you? Ur money source

Better leave Dem alone o before dey accuse u of blasphemy

U did not give Dem money

You are better off where ever you are than being on Earth with these useless humans

I prefer the second one

XshegzzyeeiX:
RIP to the dead.

One of the reason I don't use my phone when there is lightening and thunderstorm is that I've been struck before while on call.

The phone was completely destroyed and I had problems with my right eardrum for about 3 months before balance was restored.

Guess I was lucky because most victims of lightening usually end up dead.
Never again.

Was it through charger or directly from the sky?

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abobote:
Instead of jumping to save the lady and become a hero like the tanker driver, you are telling us how you have gone where the water discharges.
May she be find safe

Jump and die too ba.may god give you sense

Nothern Muslims see southern Muslims as inferiors and below them.