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Op is high on dry cow shit

Heathrow44:
So it remains for his descendents not to curse him out, my only question is would the hookup girl do the same if the tables where turned around? give up fame, money, jewelry, sit at home, eat, be served like a princess, that's every woman's dream, I don't think so

only 1% of women can ever do such a thing.girls no dey give true love

LalastiklaIa:
Hmmn seems you understand very well what I'm trying to express. You had similar experience?

Lol it's same experience with King Solomon. After observing everything on Earth he said everything is vanity and meaningless

U have had a lot of bad experiences or have seen it happen to others and your subconscious self has put you into a passive state.It will get to a point where you will have to force yourself to cry for people's death because your feelings will be totally zero

Hahahaa a nigga for lose him leg for porn sake

It's like u r getting worse o

BirtherOfKings:
I will gladly NOT marry him...if my man is not generous with me, how will he make heaven and show he loves me .Jesus so loved that he gave his life..if u don't have, it's understandable but u can't have and be stingy, haba..I shld be d one showing your wealth .wen people see me, they will praise God and u

mumu go and make ur money

chiommy123:
Pls how do you guys make use of water and your barehand to wash shit off your yansh? I noticed it's a common practice in Lagos

getat

Slynation:
You are a finished man with a finished thinking...

U r a finished mumu

SPAMBOX7:
Stfu biitch

mumu

PerfectStranger:
How was his statement hurtful? Go back and read carefully again.

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Hope is not ulcer

Hotchoco4258:
your comment still dey choke me

r u d one on dp? If u r den message me let's flow.u r my type of girl

Krak:
This your statistical figure blows my mind. You are even accurate up to the decimal. Your research must have been done using a Cybernetically engineered alien AI, the likes of which we have never seen in this galaxy.

It works but it comes with a great price of the person's life or family member.devil gives wealth but he receives more from you

VeryWickedMan:
Take your son for DNA test. If positive, kill the mother.
If negative, kill both.

Use poison.


Modus operandi:
Smile a lot in the days leading up to this act.
Forgive her. Act like you've come to terms with the situation. If abortion is decided, support her. If successful, act relieved and happy. Behave well. Buy goodies for the family. Defend her furiously if attacked by nosy friends/family. Allow sufficient time to pass so you won't be suspected (months).


Strike.

Foolish idiot why risk life time in a dirty prison when you can just divorce her and live a happy life in freedom

So u were following her on the street like a puppy.motherfucking simp

The only solution for masturbation is sex

First thing u need is an apartment.u can borrow from a friend.be neat and look rich.rich people give an I don't give a Bleep attitude.meet as many girls as possible.one go agree to come visit you

JackDaAlienz:
Is it a must to own an apartment
I'm good looking and dress neat
But my guy said i must get an apartment if i want to really knack girls.
What about going to hotels or is getting apartment far better

going to hotel go hard.they no want people to see them

And who lied to you that she is a virgin

Naija girls will first ask is it balloon dat I will eat?

Asin 70k for the whole year or monthly?
Brother I go advise as my blood brother use your two legs and run from that company

Ewizard:
From experience, a month notice of resignation is usually the norm here in Nigeria.

But if you don't have upto a month to give, don't worry Nigerian employers are easy to anger. Just show up very late to work 2days in a row with no remorse or reasonable excuse.
You will be fired on the third day.

Congrats on quitting your job with no legal consequence.

omo u too wise

1million?

To trust everybody is to be a fool

Lion King home alone

Jennyclay:
Which beverage did you use? Let us assume it was inside the beverage and you have NOT opened the beverage, then you have a case to start. Infact you're gonna cash-out atleast 5million naira from suing the beverage company but it's unfortunate you've opened the beverage and no one is gonna believe you.

However, let us assume it came out from your kettle. Because with that your iron condemn rusted pot covers I'm seeing underneath your sink, I wonder how your kettle would be like.

Well, Thank God you were so observant.

hahaha why u come dey insult am

Na witches full here o