₦airaland Forum

mlkraj:
1. LAUTECH
2. OAU
3. Abubakar Tafawa balewa University bauchi
4. Abia State University
5. University of Maduguri
6. University of Ibadan
7. University of Jos
8. Olabisi onobanjo university
9. Eboyin State university
10. Imo state university
forgive me if the numbering are not in order, but take or leave these are the slowest universities currently

Niger Delta university, Baylesa state will finish second semester next year, by March and they are about to write first semester exams. Please they should be first on the list

MicNz:
Rubbish. Me that's 20 and a virgin nko?

Do you think everyone is so eager to lay someone?

you're deceiving yourself not me.

wintersnow:
Send the numbers to the police..
I think you should have created a topic for this..
So it hit FP?
I think those guys are just 419ners trying to trick you..
I think you should report to a higher

19years and he's a virgin in this country? The guy de craze. Attention seeker

robosky02:
Ghana vs Nigeria


WAFU Finals

2017 West Africa Football Union (WAFU) Cup of Nations Finals

date: 24th (Sunday) Sept 2017

time: 7:00 pm

venue: Cape Coast Ghana.


cc: lalasticlala, mynd44
http://dailypost.ng/2017/09/22/wafu-2017-nigeria-play-ghana-final/

so far say I de Ghana de do my laptop business we go win. Although I from Nigeria buh where you de work na there ya belle de. Most of my Nigerian brothers de do am too for 9ja. Laptop business

Priscy01:
DMW Boss, Davido, who called out a female fan, Sheilah Parker, who took to Snapchat to lie about him initiating a chat with her.

The accused later took to her Snapchat to insist on her claim..

She Wrote;

sister, it's Davido's not Davidos. If you can spell like this how am I sure he did what you are accusing him of?

stane007:
‘Your husband sleeping with your friend or housemaid, isn’t a strong excuse for you to quit’ – Lizzy Anjorin


Nollywood actress, Lizzy Anjorin, has advised women not to let their cheating husband go, as the actress who once said 80 per cent of men are born polygamists further said they may even lust their best friends.

Lizzy in her interview with sunnewsonline,, said;

“Ladies should be more concerned about what they have in their bank accounts or in their brains before showing off their men to friends or uploading proposal videos on social media. .

You can’t tell, anything can happen. How good you are in bed or in the kitchen are not enough to satisfy men. Some of them even say worst and evils things about their women when things are no longer rosy.

Another secret is that, some men derive joy in making their women cry or go through pains. Some men even go as low as sleeping with your house help or friends but that does not make him a bad person neither is it a strong excuse for you to quit. .

Instead, buckle-up and raise your head, be positive and work harder, better things are ahead of you. In case you find yourself in an unpleasant relationship; unpleasant is different from abusive; if you don’t have a better offer yet, don’t quit or start showing him attitude. Who knows, the next man may be more disastrous. .

We all know that sometimes, some of our past relationships are far better than the one we are into presently. That’s why an adage says: a bird in hand is better than millions in the bush.”

http://www.lailasblog.com/husband-sleeping-friend-housemaid-doesnt-make-bad-lizzy-anjorin/

in Mi's voice "all the girls just wanna get rich quick, see them running things like olympics, married men chopping them like biscuits. They're fast food girl". In my humble opinion, no girl/woman is worth my love. Just look at what this one just said

stane007:
‘Your husband sleeping with your friend or housemaid, isn’t a strong excuse for you to quit’ – Lizzy Anjorin


Nollywood actress, Lizzy Anjorin, has advised women not to let their cheating husband go, as the actress who once said 80 per cent of men are born polygamists further said they may even lust their best friends.

Lizzy in her interview with sunnewsonline,, said;

“Ladies should be more concerned about what they have in their bank accounts or in their brains before showing off their men to friends or uploading proposal videos on social media. .

You can’t tell, anything can happen. How good you are in bed or in the kitchen are not enough to satisfy men. Some of them even say worst and evils things about their women when things are no longer rosy.

Another secret is that, some men derive joy in making their women cry or go through pains. Some men even go as low as sleeping with your house help or friends but that does not make him a bad person neither is it a strong excuse for you to quit. .

Instead, buckle-up and raise your head, be positive and work harder, better things are ahead of you. In case you find yourself in an unpleasant relationship; unpleasant is different from abusive; if you don’t have a better offer yet, don’t quit or start showing him attitude. Who knows, the next man may be more disastrous. .

We all know that sometimes, some of our past relationships are far better than the one we are into presently. That’s why an adage says: a bird in hand is better than millions in the bush.”

http://www.lailasblog.com/husband-sleeping-friend-housemaid-doesnt-make-bad-lizzy-anjorin/

in Mi's voice "all the girls just wanna get rich quick, see them running things like olympics, married men chopping them like biscuits. They're fast food girl". In my humble opinion, no girl/woman is worth my love

donjazet:
Stoke take on the champions after a loss at Bristol City which Mark Hughes described as their worst of the season and with only one centre-back available. Chelsea will be without David Luiz, their fourth sending off this season. “Maybe they haven’t quite got the dark arts right on spec at the moment. But I don’t see them as a team with a discipline problem,” said Hughes. Mark Tallentire

Kick-off Saturday 3pm

Last season Stoke City 1 Chelsea 2
Referee Mike Dean

This season G3, Y14, R1, 5.33 cards per game


Stoke City
Subs from Grant, Haugaard, Adam, Sobhi, Verlinden, Berahino, Crouch, Wimmer
Doubtful Diouf (knee), Wimmer (hamstring)

Injured Cameron (hamstring), Ngoy (thigh), Shawcross (back, all 30 Sep), Ireland (leg, Oct), Afellay (knee, unknown)

Suspended None

Unavailable Zouma (terms of loan)
Form LWDDL
Discipline Y4 R0

Leading scorer Choupo-Moting 2

Chelsea
Subs from Caballero, Eduardo, Christensen, Zappacosta, Scott, Clarke-Salter, Fàbregas, Kenedy, Batshuayi, Pedro, Musonda

Doubtful Pedro (match fitness)
Injured Drinkwater (calf, Oct)
Suspended David Luiz (second of three)

Form LWWWD
Discipline Y11 R3
Leading scorer Morata 3




Official Chelsea fan thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/920248/official-chelsea-fan-thread-champions/3678

oh, this is good news, Cahil on the bench. The sad one is Hazard isn't starting, well, we're waiting for ATM on wednesday sha. This one na sure win, no mater how Stoke defend today, we must win

CastedDude:
New report has it that the police inspector who accidentally shot 2 persons dead on Sunday during a child dedication have been arrested by the disciplinary unit of the Nigerian Police Force Zone B, Warri, he would be arraigned this morning for trial at Asaba, Delta state capital, according to reports.

It will be recalled that inspector Samuel Imana and his team was hired as escort to the yahoo boys who attended a child dedication, trouble was said to have started when the boys began to spray and the police inspector decided as usual to release some gun shot on the air but unfortunately the bullets hit 3 persons, 2 were reported dead, while the last is still in coma.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/trigger-happy-policeman-shot-people-child-dedication-arrested-photos.html

See previous thread >>> https://www.nairaland.com/4063075/drunk-policeman-shoots-3-people

handcuff no de in hand na, abi na mouth them use arrest am? Op anytime you want to post something like this make sure you give every little details concerning the incident, including pics for evidence that you are telling the truth cos me I don't know what to believe in this country anymore

Islie:
https://newtelegraphonline.com/2017/09/students-rampage-driver-rapes-undergraduate/

the guy no sabi where Ashawo house de? I wish i could lay my hands on him his dick would be flat by now.

Islie:
https://newtelegraphonline.com/2017/09/students-rampage-driver-rapes-undergraduate/

the guy no sabi where Ashawo house de? I wish i could lay my hands on him his dick would be flat by now

megafem1:
https://www.channelstv.com/2017/09/18/breaking-ASUU-announces-conditional-suspension-strike/

what a relieve, at lease this girl can leave my house now, after finishing my food. I just hope I don't become a father soon. Well, I'm planning to go to Ghana next month. Secondly, this is the best news in this country since the beginning of 2017

megafem1:
https://www.channelstv.com/2017/09/18/breaking-ASUU-announces-conditional-suspension-strike/

but I don forget the things wey them teach us and exams starts immediately. I am finished. God please I don want to dub, don't allow me copy, Amen

Bamibor:
https://www.channelstv.com/2017/09/18/united-labour-congress-commences-nationwide-strike/

which one be United Labour congress again?

pamcode:
TEAM NEWS
Eden Hazard has fully recovered from a fractured ankle and could make his first Chelsea start of the season.
Captain Gary Cahill might return to the side after impressing in midweek, but midfielder Danny Drinkwater is out with a calf injury until next month.
Arsenal forward Theo Walcott is likely to miss out after sustaining a calf problem in the Europa League.
Midfielder Francis Coquelin is missing with a hamstring strain, while Santi Cazorla is still sidelined.

MOTD COMMENTATOR'S NOTES
Steve Wilson: "Arsenal took only nine points from their 10 games against the other top six sides last season. To put that into context, Chelsea took 16 and Liverpool 20 - the Merseysiders were the most successful team in that mini-league.
"In short, Arsenal must do better against their rivals - certainly much better than at Anfield three weeks ago.
"Chelsea have hit their stride after the shock defeat to Burnley and look to be London's most likely title challengers.
"It has been six years since Arsenal avoided defeat at the Bridge - with the Gunners conceding 15 goals and scoring only two along the way. Chelsea will be strong favourites to win again, and take some revenge for their double-denying FA Cup final defeat in May.

Chelsea head coach Antonio Conte: "I think that Arsenal is one of the six top teams in England and I think that they have a really good squad and want to fight for something important.
"For this reason, I think it is a massive game for us. When you play against Arsenal it is the same as when you play against [Manchester] City, Liverpool, [Manchester] United or Tottenham.
"Arsenal are a big rival. I don't understand why they can't fight for the title."

MATCH FACTS
Head-to-head
Chelsea have won eight of the last 11 Premier League meetings (D2, L1).
The Blues have earned five successive top-flight home victories against Arsenal, with an aggregate score of 15-2.
A sixth consecutive away league defeat against Chelsea would represent Arsenal's worst run against a club since losing seven in a row to Liverpool between 1981 and 1988.
Arsenal have kept only one Premier League clean sheet in their last 18 games at Stamford Bridge.
Chelsea
Chelsea have scored in their last 23 Premier League games at Stamford Bridge.
They are also unbeaten in 26 top-flight home matches played on a Sunday (W19, D7).
Alvaro Morata's three Premier League goals and two assists this season have all come via his head.
Eden Hazard has scored in three of his last four home Premier League games against Arsenal.

Arsenal could lose their first three away games of a league season for the first time since 1954.
The Gunners could also go three top-flight away matches without a goal for the first time since 1994-95.
Danny Welbeck has three goals in four Premier League appearances this season, after netting just two in 16 games last term.
This is Arsene Wenger's 59th match against Chelsea, the club he has faced the most during his time in England.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41216718

I'll not talk until after 90mins that when they'll know I'm a chelsea fan. I hope Hazard starts

Papanonso17:
Hi naira landers,

I have a little problem and I need help, anytime I drop my android phone my younger once seems to browse through pornograhic sites, the delete the page but I always see it through the browser history.

Pls anyone who knows how I can block such sites on my android phone should help.

Thanks

whoever posted this must be a clown

AnonymousIP:
@VivianGist

Checkout the Zoomed Pictures of Winner MBGN 2017 - "Ugochi Ihezue"

Congrats to Her ... Read the Little i know about her below,

Ugochi Ihezue, who was repping Kebbi State has emerged as the winner of the 2017 MBGN competition and has been crowned 2017 MBGN World.

- She’s a Beth Model

- She can paint – as exhibited during her talent show

- Her birthday is on the 16th of August

Source : http://www.viviangist.ng/profile-biography-miss-kebbi-ugochi-ihezue-winner-mbgn-2017/

how she take win? Her legs though! Chicken leg sef fat pass her own

haydeey:
The Ladoke Akintola University of Technology chapter of the Academic Staff Union of Universities, and other workers’ unions in the university, have said they are not aware of the resumption of the institution , which has been scheduled for Friday, September 15.


The unionists also said they would not obey the directive of the university authorities asking students to resume on Friday.

The chairman of the ASUU at the university , Dr. Biodun Olaniran; and the chairman of the Joint Action Committee at the university , Mr . Muraina Alesinloye, said in separate interviews with our correspondent that none of the workers’ unions would resume because they were not aware of the resumption directive.


The JAC comprises of the Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities, Non Academic Staff Union and the National Association of Academic Technologists
The ASUU chairman said the union was not even aware that the university authorities had announced the resumption date .

He said the union embarked on an indefinite strike because of its demands that were not addressed by the governments of Oyo and Osun states .

According to him , the demands included payment of their 11 months ’ salaries, earned academic allowances, gratuities and pensions , health insurance , promotion , among others


He said , “ We ( ASUU) will not resume until our demands are met. Until our demands are addressed, the strike continues. ”

The chairman of the JAC also said that none of the three under JAC was aware of the resumption.

He said , “ I am the chairman of SSANU, but I am speaking as the chairman of JAC now . We are not aware of the resumption and you will agree with me that you cannot obey any directive which you are not aware of . ”

cc. lalasticlala

source: http://punchng.com/breaking-we-are-not-aware-of-lautech-resumption-ASUU-ssanu-say/

thunder fire ASUU and FG including their children studying home (private university) and abroad.

AlexReports:
INDUSTROUS! Mike Okiro, Others Join Beauty Queen Onumajuru Joy To Launch Her New School For Children( Photos)

‎Abuja Based former beauty queen and entrepreneur Onumajuru Osomiamhe Joy has added more weight to her giant strides with the official opening of a school - Diamond Scholars Royal Academy in Kubwa Abuja. The ceremony had the dignified presence of the Chairman Police Service Commission, Sir Mike Mbama Okiro, Parish Priest St. Luke Catholic Church, Rev. Father Innocent Jooji, representative of Minister of Niger Delta,Queen Irene Onwuka and a host of others. 

‎Onumajuru who reigned as Miss CommonWealth Africa is now a School Administrator and also part  time/ Weekend lecturer at one of the Universities in Abuja. The newly built Nursery and Primary school located at ‎Plot 95 Bama road 2.1 new site, Kubwa has modern facilities with comfortable learning environment for pupils as admission has commenced. 

While commending the young lady, Mrs Egerega- ZEO Bwari Area Council, Department
Of Quality Assurance, Ministry of Education said "I am sure the school will succeed because there started on a good note. "

http://www.alexreports.info/2017/09/industrous-mike-okiro-others-join_14.html?m=0

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5963807_img20170913wa062_jpegd4ec657e753ee39042b928d8657f9969

babe, if you know you made this money true genuine hustle, give back to the society because they made you

AlexReports:
INDUSTROUS! Mike Okiro, Others Join Beauty Queen Onumajuru Joy To Launch Her New School For Children( Photos)

‎Abuja Based former beauty queen and entrepreneur Onumajuru Osomiamhe Joy has added more weight to her giant strides with the official opening of a school - Diamond Scholars Royal Academy in Kubwa Abuja. The ceremony had the dignified presence of the Chairman Police Service Commission, Sir Mike Mbama Okiro, Parish Priest St. Luke Catholic Church, Rev. Father Innocent Jooji, representative of Minister of Niger Delta,Queen Irene Onwuka and a host of others. 

‎Onumajuru who reigned as Miss CommonWealth Africa is now a School Administrator and also part  time/ Weekend lecturer at one of the Universities in Abuja. The newly built Nursery and Primary school located at ‎Plot 95 Bama road 2.1 new site, Kubwa has modern facilities with comfortable learning environment for pupils as admission has commenced. 

While commending the young lady, Mrs Egerega- ZEO Bwari Area Council, Department
Of Quality Assurance, Ministry of Education said "I am sure the school will succeed because there started on a good note. "

http://www.alexreports.info/2017/09/industrous-mike-okiro-others-join_14.html?m=0

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5963807_img20170913wa062_jpegd4ec657e753ee39042b928d8657f9969

better than those politicians who invested our money in building hotels everywhere, encouraging immorality, hope mama peace is seeing what she and her husband failed to do for us in the Niger Delta? Fools

uglyafonja:
my weekend will be superb....

Going to collect my 56k tomorrow morning

guy you de really make some bois here go crazy with your lie lie, abi you de under Lai mohammed ministry?

Chiscomax:
stop straffing then

I got to, you do it too

Chiscomax:
give ame Belle, e good. so that as u dey graduate, u dey ball out with both certificate and pikin. ☺

bros you wicked. Marriage is important buh not for me, at least not now. I still got to pursue my career after graduation

JothamPerfection:
source
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/243178-just-ASUU-nec-holds-decisive-meeting-thursday.html

make ona see me see trouble ooh. My female course mate wey follow me come house because of the ASUU strike no gree go again o. Since on the 14th of August till today, ASUU abeg make ona call off the strike before I give person belle oh. Chai! My parents sef no wan come back from travel

lightblazingnow:
http://punchng.com/ill-fight-obianos-re-election-with-my-blood-obi/amp/

with your last blood? You will die now, I'll be waiting for the media to announce your death. Useless man

cjudy:
Oga your mumu pass. 6 goals, how many point? Man u got 3 goals, how many point? you need sense

don't involve me in your madness

enemyofprogress:
they are. I am washing the march right now on DSTV

alright

Victornezzar:
lolzzzz
manu dey flex dis team wella

why is Man u stuck with 2 goals? Are they not seeing chelsea is winning with six goals? Even when Hazard is still on the bench. I pity Arsenal for weekend

cstr1000:
We need to win by atleast 5 goals. Anything less is a fucck-up.

it's six nil

MEILYN:
Who streams with Mobdro in Nigeria? Please what data subscription do you use? DSTV is a disappointment.

is dstv not showing the match?

Zpolah00:
Them dey beg Apc governors to pay up workers

what do you know? I'm not in any political party but you must know that the governor of Bayelsa state has not paid workers for complete 13months and still counting. He's in PDP not APC. Imagine a state as small as Bayelsa, that's to show you how wicked politicians are so stop taking sides.