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😹😹..“I opened the door to Duane’s dressing room and that’s when I see Duane having anal sex with Will," Brother Bilaal said,"There was a couch and Will was bent over the couch and Duane was standing up killing him, murdering him. It was murder in there.” 😹😹😹..This had me laughing my as off..Nigeria wahala need some comic relief,just found mine this afternoon...”It was murder in there”

😂..where’s that guy that said his wife “tells her family everything that happens in their house”?naso your case go end up..Ain’t trying to mock you my bro,you knew what you going into With your eyes wide open.You self Dey try no let anybody stress you..If you do too much naso your case go end up...

😂.just accept your fate.You knew what you were getting yourself into.You are talking about she should hide your shame,my brother there is no shame to hide..The family already knew your standing before you got married to their only daughter..Na overthinking wan finish you..Do your part,if them wan support their daughter make them support am.

There’s a land for sale in Oshogbo,inside the house of assembly quarters..It is a proposed GRA and it’s only for about 30houses..It comes with a C/O..There’s no building there yet but the owner needs money hence the sale,All land there belongs to past members of the house of assembly..

Good afternoon my nairalanders.how’s the days hustle coming by?may it be fruitful by his grace..I wanted to advertise what I do on here,I import Cars from the USA to Nigeria and any other country of your choice.whatever grade you want,accidented et al..Most car dealers buy accidented vehicles then ship it down and repair it and sell.We are in business right?Man must make profit..If you decide you want to buy the accidented yourself and repair,I’m your plug..whatever grade you need.Just tell me your budget and we’d see what can be done..

Good morning sir/ma..This is what I do..I have a close confidante in the USA,Indianapolis precisely who sends cars to me in Nigeria where I sell..If you’d like to patronize us,let me know and I assure you of a quality car and speedy delivery..Like the old saying goes,a trial will convince you..Thank you and have a great day!

Onefornaija26:
Good

[b]Please where can one buy a used car in the USA?

The buyer lives in the USA and will use the car there.

Buy and Drive functional car.

Toyota Sienna preferable.

Budget is 3k to 4k usd.

Thanks

Does your “host” know how much you earn?
How close are you too this “host”?
During your 4year “sojourn”with him,na sojourn oo,make you dey person house for 4 years..
did you contribute anything at all to the house upkeep,rent,utilities et al?
I go fit advise when you answer these questions.

😂.”We thank God sir/Ma”..I’d do a counter attack before you ask me any other question,how’s Nigeria treating you?

12.5kg in 3weeks?she should be arrested..Is the 25KG for personal use,business or family?if you don’t mind me asking of course.I have the same 12.5kg and the least I fill from the depot is just 6KG.Its for personal use though.i am a bachelor so my cooking hours are limited compared to that of a family man hence my gas longevity is somewhat healthy.For example,I just got back home about an hour ago,already had food in the fridge just heat it up with microwave..The last time I filled 12.5kg to the brim,I nearly used it over a year,I no Dey lie oo..Na even visitors no make am 2years.😂if I cook or them help me cook,it goes In the freezer.Microwave does the rest..Personally though,I can never fill more than 2kg from a street vendor..Asides the doubt of their integrity,meself get phobia for am.if he/she fills it well,i’d Still doubt so I’d rather fill a little that i won’t stress on.
I believe some of them are straight forward though..
..

pocohantas:
I have two 12.5kg cylinders. Helps me not to be in a situation where I have to be caught unawares.

She actually said she was told by her neighbour that the gas I bought from her brother finished very fast. Which is true - 12.5kg finished in 3 weeks and I was shocked. I told him and he apologised. The 12.5kg from the depot lasted 4mths.

If she sells something else that I need, I will buy. Not gas sha.

I found myself in this situation once..Truth be told the depot is quite far from my place but since I’d rather buy from there,I don’t mind..There are times my gas finishes at odd hours when I can’t go to the depot(gasland) so I use this guy on my street and in fairness to him,it lasts but I don’t fill much from him,least I’d do is 2kg and before that finishes,I’d refill from the depot..you owe her nothing actually but she probably likes your “steeeez” hence she approached you,she can’t be approaching everyone’s like that and she could she’s just a business woman..you could adopt this style if you wish,just think of it as supporting the small business community..EXCEPT that yahoo guy that owned it previously broke your heart then Boycott this newbie..

pocohantas:
Backstory...

“Thank you,thank you,thank you,You’re far too kind”..

Negroid001:
Check the thread for the link.

Kindly send to me if you still have them please..

Negroid001:
I've also got some old classics. Indicate if interested. I have the pdfs.

😂..Ara’n kan GAZA..

🤣🤣That guy petty die...As funny as this is,it irks me.I’d keep saying it,whatever you cannot afford to let go when you Fall out of relationship with a woman,then don’t buy it for her in the first place to avoid these situations.Women will be women,she fit fall out of love anytime for flimsy excuse,if it be say she like the way one new guy dey snore for bed or how him Dey chop or him eyes Dey red pass your own..Anything wey you buy when Una Dey date,brothers Abeg make una dey forget am.

Taylor92:
The new boyfriend should get her another one


Baba kuku think ahead that he made a moveable shop incase women decide to be women


No be my money and shop you go take feed your new lover


As you reject my love then reject everything that comes with it


No dey allow women use emotions manipulate you

The funny part is it’s very easy for women to make money in our society than men because they’re more favored


But to a broke woman it’s never her fault rather she’ll peg her brokenness on her struggling boyfriend


I wonder money and success is a gender based thing


They’ll rather change boyfriend than get a job


When they get a good caring man they’ll still cheat on him

😂..memories!i was in my teenage years then too..i stay glued to MTV base I had to know the current songs so I can go back to school and not be left out of the hottest songs and knowing the lyrics made you look even cooler..The good old days now na bills man dey write down and memorize..😂😂

Samantha124:
I used to do the same thing back in my teens... I had a lyrics book, up until this day, I still know every lyric to Eminem's "love the way you lie" all thanks to that lyrics book I had...

Samantha124:
American R&B, hip hop and rap.

Back in my teens I used to love these genres so much, they were the only genres of music that I listened to.

But now I'm no longer interested in them.

😂.i literally listen to them and write the lyrics Dow then memorize them so I could mime it on stage during social night..omo no song wey I no sabi the lyrics but now I go just Dey look like “wetin be this”

OboOlora:
So what should we do with a picture of a talentless person wearing diapers at 7yrs old?

Nairaland is dead mehn!

5eun is sitting at Sango Otta drinking Erujeje at Odogwu bar while some uneducated mods push senseless topics to the front page.

Omashey o smfh!

😂😂.Ehn Ehn!!No wonder...I sha know say I no Dey see erujeje for this my side,but when I Dey work for ogun state that year,I Dey drink am die before and after I close for work..So na ogun state shayo,fresh off nysc wey I see work na optic estate for agbara I Dey stay,my house rent na die.I no fit Dey shayo anyhow na erujeje Dey do am for me with better barbecue once once..This your mention of erujeje Dey bring back memories..