“Hello motor,hello,hello,hello..”😹..i never marry oo,I still dey knack like mofxker..one nearly wound me yesterday nasoso body pain wan finish me like this..Help me lord..

dangotesmummy:
I'm not angry I'm just surprised that her daughter didn't learn class and elegance from her

Lmao..I get it..Kids of these days and the clamorfor the “ability to express themselves”.The fact that she even followed her dressed like that says it all..She could even be a “designer” and the mother is trying to “show support” ..Atleast she ain’t Alte.abi that her fashion sense na alte?

dangotesmummy:
The daughters dress is ugly, indecent and ghetto

Iteti is too classy to have a daughter this razz

Temper justice with mercy please..Kilode alaye?

Him moustache na barbuda..lmfao😂Him barber Dey crase abi na him dey crase?

Damn!This woman is foiiiiiiiiiiine for dayyyyys.

Lmfao..King of billionaires indeed..I don laff go the next shop,off my shop neighbor pant insert my black Gbola..orishirishi..

😹😹.No,you ain’t been “kidded”.Na 20kthousand naira..

bennybuhari:
The magazine is 20k. Are you kidding me?

Those boobs ain’t artificial chief!

lordm:
Artificial boobs

That guy sabi do ”wuru wuru” to the answer for mathematics..
Her “mago mago” too much.
That man “lie lie” too much
😂

May his soul gentle soul rest in perfect peace..I met him a few times at his office THE LAW HUB situated at ring road,Ibadan.My lawyer was working there at the time and he had a couple of them then so it was a chanced meeting when I went to see my lawyer..He wasn’t governor then.He was humble didn’t even mind how young I was,he flowed with me freely.But wait oo,i sure say that woman go dey tease am sometimes say,”I’m older than you”Women can be romantically funny while teasing..RIP

Agbara,ogun state you mean?merry Christmas!

bumait:
agbara, lagos

Na hate wan kill that one jare..person wey be say na substitute him be when him be dey active.Na bench him dey chop steady..He’s an hater..The “black” boy is achieving more than he ever could..

Omoluabi16:
One of the best ever defenders just said this.
But a certain rivelino said osimhen wasn't world class and all that balderdash, and some people here agreed with that nonsense opinion.

😹😂..”3 paces backward march”
“Ah,they did not know that
One oo..just draw them back”
Walahi,naija na cruise..

Egbo ati Ewa pelu ata elepo didin pelu ponmo,Eja ati yo-yo..

Emperor Wike!OFFENDING IN FENDI..I see you..You are bad guys!!!

😹😹..Don’t leave me!

BigDawsNet:
One thing surprising is that they don't have television in Afghanastan



I think it's because of the Tele-ban

Be greatful

EWEeeeeee!!😹😹

pocohantas:


Verb, not noun.

A noun is the name of a person,animal,place or thing..
Pastoral farming is the production of livestock by Mr lookers my Agric teacher..Rest in peace sir even though you harsh small..

See as him hold him wife hand strong.😹😹.
No be the first time dem dey run am..

😹😹..You be crase man.

VawulentMan:

Mine was when your "e" comes before your "i" in your believe

[quote author=slaawomirr post=127275805]Damnnn niggar

Same oyinbo brought Christianity but now they are using their common sense

Imagine a Nigerian nurse working in UK was sacked for praying for a patient

This tells you that the British only used Christianity on our fore fathers to get what they want from Africa
Dem Dey always dey tell folks in the medical line these things..it’s a ground rule known to all before you start the job..Na the woman out of her pity for the man and her human compassion put herself for wahala..it’s wuite unfortunate but it is what it is..

Anytime I see this dollar stuffing man In his capacity as the chairman of the ruling party,I just always remember that our beloved country has gone to the dogs..We ain’t all holy no doubt but decorum was needed in his case..I’m sure there were better people for the post.That’s why the “developed”world see us as a joke and just keep taking from us..

😹..Wetin be this?you be crase man..

Zonefree:

His name though

He'll return, insha'Allah in Jesus name, Issseeeee!

😹..you are going to be one naughty lady..see as you reason lo far??

Amotolongbo:
November 18 is Obo day (ojo obo) in Atlanta.
Hope that doesn’t sound like “isokuso” in Yoruba language?

Young man!you're speaking in the rubbish.

It’s crazy..A bag of feed is 11thousand naira now..These chickens eat like crazy,they literally y peck my feet when I want to enter their “humble abode” and peck my hands viciously when I’m pouring the feed.They bully themselves when eating,just separated them today as I noticed some are getting bigger than others;those are the weak ones..life is a jungle for us all,only the strong survives..Those chickens reminded me of that again today..😂
Na Christmas chicken oo,bought them just October and na me know how many bags dem don chop..POULTRY FARMERS!!!!i hail una..

I bought 2packs of augmentin last week at 22k. each..Before I found it sef,I don tour Ibadan tire.I paid shining my 32 like they were doing me a favor..Even the “notable” pharmacies don’t have it..

😹😹..“I opened the door to Duane’s dressing room and that’s when I see Duane having anal sex with Will," Brother Bilaal said,"There was a couch and Will was bent over the couch and Duane was standing up killing him, murdering him. It was murder in there.” 😹😹😹..This had me laughing my as off..Nigeria wahala need some comic relief,just found mine this afternoon...”It was murder in there”

😂..where’s that guy that said his wife “tells her family everything that happens in their house”?naso your case go end up..Ain’t trying to mock you my bro,you knew what you going into With your eyes wide open.You self Dey try no let anybody stress you..If you do too much naso your case go end up...

😂.just accept your fate.You knew what you were getting yourself into.You are talking about she should hide your shame,my brother there is no shame to hide..The family already knew your standing before you got married to their only daughter..Na overthinking wan finish you..Do your part,if them wan support their daughter make them support am.

There’s a land for sale in Oshogbo,inside the house of assembly quarters..It is a proposed GRA and it’s only for about 30houses..It comes with a C/O..There’s no building there yet but the owner needs money hence the sale,All land there belongs to past members of the house of assembly..

Good afternoon my nairalanders.how’s the days hustle coming by?may it be fruitful by his grace..I wanted to advertise what I do on here,I import Cars from the USA to Nigeria and any other country of your choice.whatever grade you want,accidented et al..Most car dealers buy accidented vehicles then ship it down and repair it and sell.We are in business right?Man must make profit..If you decide you want to buy the accidented yourself and repair,I’m your plug..whatever grade you need.Just tell me your budget and we’d see what can be done..