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Sunbeamsam:
I did the Cognitive Assessment. I didn’t finish before the timeout. Just 2 questions left.

Thought you must have learned your lessons from here https://www.nairaland.com/741622/uba-aptitude-test-what-expect/334#115946804

Allowing the system to submit for you is as good as not submitting.

Meanwhile how was it.

Bashimi:
But me I was thinking it we submit by itself I believe that

Lol no, the instruction is in the email they sent.
The server isn't using an internet access of its own. You're the one providing the internet access. Moreover it wasn't programmed to use your own access to automatically submit meaning that if you fail to submit within 60min, the command you entered will no longer be accepted.

carsprayer:
All these people calling Top Government Officials without permission. Una eyes go clear when DSS arrest you to confess where you get VIP Number.

Lol.
It can't happen.

But it can still happen.

Na only the hot headed ones who are not very busy fit get that kind time. . That asides, they don't send , but depending on his/her tone if you're being questioned how you got his/her number, if you don't have an answer that carries weight, take some time off before trying your luck again.

Bashimi:
I try submitting is not going again is it disqualification becos me I don't know o

If you submit later than 60min, it will not go through.. meaning it's over .. check your invite email, it's there. Submission later than 60min will not be accepted.

All this wahala coz you dey find work. Some will even be expecting you to Barb your hair and beards make you look like cancer patient and to wear suit inside hot weather. If you wan give person work give am work na if you no need am, make e know from the start. No be to torture innocent man emotionally from the start and at the end of the day ask am who the deputy governor of Gombe state is.

Business na the way. Be your own boss.

carsprayer:
Another way for these DGs to help is when Aged people go to visit and beg them.

Like carrying your aged mama along abi. Those people no send these things o. It's not new. They see it often.

naijainstinct:
but you kept quiet since last week and only deemed it fit to mention it now that it's an open secret. Permit me to say "you are wicked".

They are many of them like that on this thread. Ignoring others plea for help but will be seeking help from another person. Naso life suppose be? One person I'll call out is Hussen24, I know you will try to defend yourself with flimsy excuses. They guy get former immigration service boss Babandede's pikin number. I beg am tire, sent emails to him he just dey ignore. I don't need the number again tho so don't come here and defend rubbish. It's just painful that people who would be seeking one form of help from others are not in any way willing to help another person. It's just selfishness.

xrayfab:
I sent you a message sir

If it's about the man, there's nothing I can do. I'm not a scammer so I won't lie to you. I'm just famzing the man and reminiscing the good old days.

xrayfab:
Please any strong connect for WAEC, hit me. If you know ur plug no sure, don't DM for ur own good. Only sure plug

This life tho. The former head of waec Mr olu adenikpekun used to be my neighbor at idimu Lagos in the early 2000s. They packed into their own mansion around 2009 or so . I also move out that same year. Infact my family and his family na one. I was downstairs, they were upstairs . I dey always go their house go chop
and play games. I don't have his connect , contact, neither am I advertising . We lost contacts that same period. Tried to get his contact and that of his married kids who were my age mate but all has been futile. When I found out in 2017 he was heading waec, I was shocked. Small world. This life e good make person dey keep in touch o.

Truly as they say, tomorrow get Belle.

Hussen24:
Success1930 PM please, is haxan919

I asked you for babandede's son number to my mail several weeks ago, you ignored and later your type will be expecting favour from another person. Life no be like that. This life na man help man, scratch my back I scratch your back.. You don't have to be stingy with phone numbers. Na chop alone mentality be that.

Nichotivity1:
Can't a vibrant young guy without connect get any of these federal jobs? Somebody please help..Ishilove

Unfortunately, the system does not favour merit. That's just how terrible the country is. Lots of bright minds out there who can play their role in taking this country forward but...

Just think of it, with the insecurity ravaging the country, you still need connection to join the armed forces and paramilitary . Connection just to play your role in fighting insecurity in your own country o. That's how low the country is.

nasiest:
Oh sorry I'm just seeing your post now. It is actually rude to say I'm doing shakata because you might have considered that I may be busy. If you could recollect I asked people to reach out privately for the number and many of them had been given the number. Just check your mail for the number and be happy.

Please it's not there japanchinajapan@yahoo.com is the mail. Sorry for the inconveniences

nasiest:
Oh sorry I'm just seeing your post now. It is actually rude to say I'm doing shakata because you might have considered that I may be busy. If you could recollect I asked people to reach out privately for the number and many of them had been given the number. Just check your mail for the number and be happy.

Thanks I appreciate

nasiest:
Hahahaha

Thanks.

Mohit007:
*NYSC ENTHUSIAST/HOPEFULS*:
IF YOU ARE FROM NORTH-EAST ZONE, ESPECIALLY KANURI BY TRIBE. KINDLY LOCATE THE NEW D.G's OFFICE OR FIND ANY MEANS TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIM; WRITTEN, ORAL OR FACE-TO-FACE. THAT MAN CAN BE TRIBALISTIC WHEN IT COMES TO ZONING (Just kidding). YOU CAN REACH HIM ON MONDAY, WEDNESDAY BY 12PM/1:20PM. YOU NEED TO DRESS LIKE A DISCIPLINED CIVILIAN, CAUSA NA SOJA HE BE O!
PLS DO NOT BEG TOO MUCH, TRY TO HAIL HIM BY HIS TITLES AND MORE ACHIEVEMENTS TO COME. BE BOLD, AND TALK TO HIM LIKE AJEBO WEY SABI KPAKO DOINGS (Smiles). Goodluck on your trials. I just believe August will make many of us to rejoice happily. Pray with faith to be employed this time.

Lol seeing the DG is almost synonymous to going to the army headquarters that you want to see the chief of army staff (COAS) . NYSC Gowon house at maitama is highly secured. Soldiers are everywhere. Infact you'll be greeted by some of them in a blue kiosk just by the right hand side of the main gate and they are ever ready to bounce you back if you can't tender something tangible you're going inside for. DG's office is at the top floor with lots of security checks, secretaries and offices you must pass through everywhere. I'm not trying to discourage anyone but it's almost impossible to meet him personally if he doesn't give you an appointment. And since you can't see him in gowon house , where else you wan see am? Abi you wan block him convoy as he dey come out?

This NYSC job, best bet is to talk to your LGI when you served. That's if you were close to him/her. Those LGIs dey get connections.

@ nasiest

Hussen24:
Success1930 PM please, is haxan919

Evening brother. Please can you help me with babandede's son number . My mail is japanchinajapan@yahoo.com

Thanks in advance and God bless you plenty.

Dtish:
Ogun FCC commissioner won house of rep ticket (APC) so he has probably resigned.
I can help with the Pa contact.

Pls can you help me send his contact to my email japanchinajapan@yahoo.com . Thanks sir and God bless.

Deenillah:
You can come down to kaduna and CHECK for yourself.

I DON'T OWE YOU ANY EXPLANATION

You know who you dey follow talk so?

Be like say this 2022 don tire you already ba

Deenillah:
#270345.. my very colleague at work. On sportybet. Saw the payout masef. �

How do I check this?

Allahu Akbar!!

Miracood2:
The accuser should come out let's settle scores.

I hate this kind of reputation staining games.

Which reputation you get before? Armed robber..

Better return that man's 2k else you will see zero peace here.

Miracood2:
U don chop today?

Sure. I chop your momma.. She was so sweet ..I'd love to have her again as breakfast.

Miracood2:
At least I'm no criminal.

Dont forget that you alone looted Funds meant for 5 people just some months ago.
Happy new year in advance

Have you returned the 2k you stole from that innocent man ?

miracood:
I gambled away my school fees (30k) back in 2020 during Covid19 lockdown.

I went through hell before I could get it back.. learnt my lesson and gradually pulled out from betting.

Money is not too easy to get, and I'm not ready to splash hard earned money on sports bet.

Bet9ja bonus and some crumbs been disbursed here is what I use once in a while to stake.

You forgot to mention 2k data scams.

By the way, you Don return that man money?

Miracood2:
How do I change Naira to dollars?

I want to start saving in dollars.

Kindly return the 2k you stole from that innocent nairalander.

majamajic:
There is , more than 5 villages

And you're not ashamed to say this? We know you people brag alot and lie alot. An Ibo man with 100k in his account will tell you he has 1M.

emsco:
I'm trying hard not to lay a curse on you because i know how effective it can be.
Wetin concern you with another man money and lifestyle?
Why not humble yourself, seek for help and stop this bitterness maybe i fit hook you up with something good to fuel your hustle.

All these kids and digging previous post to prove mumu point, una go soon dig una grave.
Read and understand what i wrote, i wasn't against betting and i'll never advice anyone to desist from it.
I only advice not to depend on it as means of livelihood. Bet for fun.

Mumu, typical African. He believes he can lay a curse on someone online he has never even met, he doesn't even know and e go catch am . Better no go swear for your papa coz me myself I might just be unknowingly talking to my son. Go get a life son,

All you do online is curse , curse and curse. Abi na babalawo work your mama dey do ni?

emsco:
You be big time mumu. you think am like you that doesn't have any source of livelihood aside betting.
I already settled my parents this holiday.. na prayer i de receive from them every day.
I even win the money back

You already settled your parents this holiday? Meaning they don't deserve more? If that same parents had said God had already settled them and they don't need another child, would you have been alive today? You deserve to be used for sacrifice because you're nothing but an ungrateful useless child.

And to your first statement, don't even go there, learn you respect your superiors when you see one. Same clown who was even against betting weeks ago still they give them money wey he suppose give him mama.

emsco:
I carry 20k play Manu , cash out 8k. I don use the 8k rebet again

If you carry that 20k give your mama or your junior brother for school, them no go bless you?